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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23880 on: June 20, 2019, 07:03:48 AM »
my lack of PhD is now the official reason I have not uploaded the rest of the 2000 NBA Draft

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23881 on: June 20, 2019, 07:04:45 AM »
I could have been a youtuber but I only have a bachelor  :'(

benjipwns

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« Reply #23882 on: June 20, 2019, 07:09:37 AM »
this certainly explains why NBC has never copyright struck my Parks and Recreation clips, Masters protection :smug

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23883 on: June 20, 2019, 07:14:17 AM »
I don't put stuff on youtube.

I'm a "content creator"*

 :snob

* i.e. talk over other peoples videos.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23884 on: June 20, 2019, 07:29:16 AM »
We pretty much know every known element of the period table. The only exotic thing could be done kind of weird alloy or oxidized state.

wow, thanks Dr Mendeleev

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23885 on: June 20, 2019, 07:32:13 AM »
How would stuff get on the periodic table if we didn't know about it? :rollsafe

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23886 on: June 20, 2019, 07:33:56 AM »
You ever wonder about that annex of elements?

It's like they got lazy

Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23887 on: June 20, 2019, 07:36:19 AM »
The Iranian Agents of Benji of which there were as many as raindrops in Vietnam couldn't get me. I made it safely to my local kebab shop, ordered a tikka kebab, punched an Iranian in the face and flew out of there, safe, and as graceful as an American bald eagle in flight.

Better luck next time, doost :smug

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23888 on: June 20, 2019, 07:38:27 AM »
Wait a second,  you guys don't have PhDs? What the fuck

benjipwns

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« Reply #23889 on: June 20, 2019, 07:39:41 AM »
let me be clear I do not recognize the House of Sasan as the true rulers of Iran

Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23890 on: June 20, 2019, 07:43:01 AM »
let me be clear I do not recognize the House of Sasan as the true rulers of Iran
it's treason then

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23891 on: June 20, 2019, 07:44:17 AM »
I nominate the now freed from duties SweetNicole to become the Community Manager of Iran

Momo

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« Reply #23892 on: June 20, 2019, 07:51:26 AM »
An Iranian has posted on 8ch once, they can never be allowed back into normal society. 

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23893 on: June 20, 2019, 07:56:58 AM »
what is Iran's stance on PC gaming, are they for the oppressor Steam or the terrorists Epic Games?

Can it be solved with a boycott MW2 meme?

benjipwns

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« Reply #23894 on: June 20, 2019, 08:05:54 AM »
Steam, Google Play, AppStore and PSN are all banned in Iran

IIRC, PES sells huge, although almost all pirated, to the extent that EA tried to look at how to start selling FIFA in Iran legally/officially because of the market size

but Iran brought us this: https://store.steampowered.com/app/99400/Garshasp_The_Monster_Slayer/

benjipwns

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« Reply #23895 on: June 20, 2019, 08:07:57 AM »
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Recommended
25.6 hrs on record

This is the Dollar Tree version of God of War
:delicious

benjipwns

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« Reply #23896 on: June 20, 2019, 08:08:44 AM »
huh, this polygon article actually looks really good about gaming in Iran: https://www.polygon.com/features/2016/1/14/10757460/the-game-industry-of-iran

lmao at these pirated boxes


games that depict Iran are banned, so ARMA 3 (Iran-China alliance are the enemies of NATO) and Battlefield 3 (many maps/missions are in Iran, game depicts a coup in Iran) are banned, but not the others in the series which you can see a few of on the shelves there

can't find it in this story but I remember reading something about how there are exceptions to historical depictions of Persia during its many Empires, no idea if that includes Prince of Persia

edit: https://slate.com/technology/2010/05/iran-s-video-game-developers-find-inspiration-in-america-s-best-selling-prince-of-persia-franchise.html
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Iran’s most popular game series, Quest of Persia, takes obvious inspiration from its American predecessor. Game manufacturers Puya Arts explicitly note that their games are more “Persian” than Prince of Persia. In the promotional materials for 2006’s Quest of Persia: The Revenge of Ghajar, Puya explains that “Quest of Persia is a game about Persia which has been built by Persians. Unlike games like Prince of Persia which has more an Arab or Indian theme, Quest of Persia is 100 percent Persian, from music to environments, up to characters.”
ubisoft annihilated
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Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23897 on: June 20, 2019, 08:22:44 AM »

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« Reply #23898 on: June 20, 2019, 08:32:38 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/etika-nintendo-gamer-youtuber-just-made-an-apology-video-that-seems-to-be-very-suicidal.124467/post-22057594

Quote from: luulubuu
Only privileged assholes, who haven't gone through suicide stuff, either themselves, or someone close, will prioritize 'he it at again!' than the safety of one person's life.
fucking shame on you.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/etika-nintendo-gamer-youtuber-just-made-an-apology-video-that-seems-to-be-very-suicidal.124467/post-22057641

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Shouting down a mentally unwell person is a slur

Hypocrites every one of you

https://www.resetera.com/threads/etika-nintendo-gamer-youtuber-just-made-an-apology-video-that-seems-to-be-very-suicidal.124467/post-22057748

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This thread makes for a depressing read. I don't like Etika, but I like the idea of dismissing a potential suicide even less.

Drag him all you like if it turns out this was a stunt, but suicide isn't a fucking game and you take threats seriously until the threat has passed. Always.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-has-a-real-empathy-problem.124496/post-22058857

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Era has a real empathy problem.

I've started noticing it more and more often but the responses in the Etika thread made me acutely aware of the kind of people this website has.

It's incredibly disappointing to see and leaves me questioning whether I should even stay here. Unfortunately this place is essentially the best of a bad bunch as all other forums are 10x worse especially when it comes to the stuff that actually matters.

I know nobody else will really care but I just needed to vent as it's incredibly frustrating at times, I could say more but I haven't decided I want to leave this place permanently just yet. I know you're not supposed to call one kind of paint a picture or whatever but maybe negativity just stands out more?

same forum, where advocating suicide goes completely unpunished:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-does-era-feel-about-the-idea-of-punching-nazis.124285/post-22051895

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I think this sums it up

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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23899 on: June 20, 2019, 08:42:10 AM »
When official forum policy is to ban people for "downplaying" / "dismissing other users concerns" / "whatboutism" / "bad faith" / "disingenuous" any attempts to moderate reactions or to make people stop and think about what they are advocating, its not really a surprise when the posters left standing are the ideologues that don't actually give a fuck about people.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23900 on: June 20, 2019, 08:43:42 AM »
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Shouting down a mentally unwell person is a slur

Isn't that technically an insult?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23901 on: June 20, 2019, 08:44:54 AM »
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Only privileged assholes, who haven't gone through suicide stuff, either themselves, or someone close,...
:whoo

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23902 on: June 20, 2019, 08:52:30 AM »
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His ex confirmed that he was bipolar. It makes me look at his reaction videos a lot differently. Dude would get really hyped for stuff to the brink of having a heart attack.
not how it works breh

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« Reply #23903 on: June 20, 2019, 08:52:47 AM »
I thought the lack of likes was the result of my below par posts, but now I know that your lack of academic accomplishments is the reason you aren't able to see the quality of my posts.

benjipwns

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« Reply #23904 on: June 20, 2019, 08:53:26 AM »
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Fucking hell, it's 4 Am, I suddenly wake up with suicidal thoughts myself, about to cry,> open phone up and this is the first thing I see.

...
is this dude trying to make someone elses suicide thread about them lol

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23905 on: June 20, 2019, 08:54:26 AM »
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The choice to live or not to live isn't supported here unlike the stance of taking whatever drugs people want?

He's clearly a psychopath and chronic liar from some videos I saw.

Etika clearly needs to be put into a closed psychiatric institution/clinic and be given some medication.
what

Tektonic

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23906 on: June 20, 2019, 08:57:17 AM »
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Fucking hell, it's 4 Am, I suddenly wake up with suicidal thoughts myself, about to cry,> open phone up and this is the first thing I see.

...
is this dude trying to make someone elses suicide thread about them lol

it's 4 AM, I suddenly wake up with suicidal thoughts myself, about to cry,> open phone up and The Bore is the first thing I see
 :checkit

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23907 on: June 20, 2019, 08:57:59 AM »
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Whether this is another stunt or a serious situation, or some combination of both, we don’t think the conversation will be productive while we wait to find out. We have decided to close this topic.

They get off on being withholding.



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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23908 on: June 20, 2019, 08:58:24 AM »
ὕβρις

Cauliflower Of Love

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« Reply #23909 on: June 20, 2019, 08:59:42 AM »
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Fucking hell, it's 4 Am, I suddenly wake up with suicidal thoughts myself, about to cry,> open phone up and this is the first thing I see.

...
is this dude trying to make someone elses suicide thread about them lol

apparently,

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Thanks guys, I've been feeling awful with where my career trajectory is heading and feel so hopeless about it, how much I fucked up my life, school etc. but yeah Im not gonna let suicide get to me, I know I won't.

Read the Etika memo, some stuff really hit close to me ie pushing people away. I also can't stop myself from doing this I feel. I don't want to let know others of how much of a failure I turned out so I keep pushing people away. I hope Etika is found before he does anything crazy.

Gonna try to get some sleep now, already kinda feel better writing this out, thanks again :3

:rofl

Ghoul

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23910 on: June 20, 2019, 09:02:34 AM »
Did the idiot ring the boss baby at 3am and the boss baby said "kill yourself"

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« Reply #23911 on: June 20, 2019, 09:11:33 AM »
I thought the lack of likes was the result of my below par posts, but now I know that your lack of academic accomplishments is the reason you aren't able to see the quality of my posts.
You gotta quote ziggurat to get likes here buddy  :pitbull

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23912 on: June 20, 2019, 09:13:40 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/yo-why-can%E2%80%99t-i-get-anybody-to-like-me-on-dating-apps.124359/

Lol. Fucking incels.

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I don’t have pics of myself in exotic locations like everyone else seemingly does though. Everyone on here is a friggin ADVENTURER! Do none of these people work or have responsibilities?

:rofl

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 :lol

I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?

Seriously, all this simping bullshit has got to stop. I'm going to ask flat out, who wants to fuck? We'd probably do it in a hotel, somewhere classy. Or in the back of my 97 Grand AM GT. However you want it you can get it. But nothing below a 7 I'm single, not desperate.

I have clear skin, so you can tell I am free of diseases. Women, feel free to hit me up.

TBH based on my experience, this sort of profile works a lot better than the blah "I like movies and food", the wuss "I'm just looking for a soulmate", the gothy "I'm tired of fake people", etc.  A lot of women on dating sites/apps are DTF and aren't necessarily looking for anything serious, but they can't really put that in their profiles because it will just attract low-effort fat creepers like the OP.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23913 on: June 20, 2019, 09:18:36 AM »
I thought the lack of likes was the result of my below par posts, but now I know that your lack of academic accomplishments is the reason you aren't able to see the quality of my posts.

I can definately subscribe to this line of thought

I used to care more about what people thought until it was confirmed I'm in the top 5% IQ bracket

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« Reply #23914 on: June 20, 2019, 09:20:54 AM »
The lack of likes

Have one free :yikes

Can we have a yikes button next to like?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23915 on: June 20, 2019, 09:21:20 AM »
wow no longer a junior. I look forward to receiving shorter bans now because I am no longer of junior status.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23916 on: June 20, 2019, 09:25:53 AM »
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Fucking hell, it's 4 Am, I suddenly wake up with suicidal thoughts myself, about to cry,> open phone up and this is the first thing I see.

...
is this dude trying to make someone elses suicide thread about them lol

the errant "greater than" symbol is a telltale freudian slip

>
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23917 on: June 20, 2019, 09:27:14 AM »
I barely graduated high school.
wow me too

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23918 on: June 20, 2019, 09:27:17 AM »
I barely graduated high school.

But I workout.

 :ohhh

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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« Reply #23919 on: June 20, 2019, 09:34:02 AM »
Cause I don't feel like washing my hands afterwards and I know I'll have to if I eat chips.

What do I do?

wow, stay safe

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23920 on: June 20, 2019, 09:36:02 AM »
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Legit the main reason I don’t eat chips much. There should be technology for this by now.
they're called tongs

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23921 on: June 20, 2019, 09:36:35 AM »
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Legit the main reason I don’t eat chips much. There should be technology for this by now.
they're called tongs

Or washing your hands.
©@©™

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23922 on: June 20, 2019, 09:36:53 AM »
Why would you have to wash yours hand after eating chips?

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I hope this girl gets banned for not sourcing her satire:

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Dump the bag of chips on the floor and eat the chips off the floor.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23923 on: June 20, 2019, 09:38:09 AM »
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Legit the main reason I don’t eat chips much. There should be technology for this by now.
it's called slave orphans

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23925 on: June 20, 2019, 09:41:51 AM »
wait no if I yiked the post then the link at the top should say unyike
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benjipwns

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« Reply #23926 on: June 20, 2019, 09:44:05 AM »
i've just assumed any post without a like is a yikes post

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23928 on: June 20, 2019, 09:59:11 AM »
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Era has a real empathy problem.

I've started noticing it more and more often but the responses in the Etika thread made me acutely aware of the kind of people this website has.

It's incredibly disappointing to see and leaves me questioning whether I should even stay here. Unfortunately this place is essentially the best of a bad bunch as all other forums are 10x worse especially when it comes to the stuff that actually matters.

I know nobody else will really care but I just needed to vent as it's incredibly frustrating at times, I could say more but I haven't decided I want to leave this place permanently just yet. I know you're not supposed to call one kind of paint a picture or whatever but maybe negativity just stands out more?




cries  "I swear I'm gonna leave!"


HaughtyFrank

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23930 on: June 20, 2019, 10:03:49 AM »
Why would you have to wash yours hand after eating chips?

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I hope this girl gets banned for not sourcing her satire:

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Dump the bag of chips on the floor and eat the chips off the floor.

Not even quoted properly because it might get them banned  :lol

Momo

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23931 on: June 20, 2019, 10:09:32 AM »
i've just assumed any post without a like is a yikes post

 :yikes

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23932 on: June 20, 2019, 10:11:05 AM »

bork

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23933 on: June 20, 2019, 10:13:20 AM »
ど助平

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23934 on: June 20, 2019, 10:14:09 AM »
online hate group 8chin

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« Reply #23935 on: June 20, 2019, 10:14:33 AM »
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Oh my god, I knew it.  I knew she would turn it into, "I know what the Jews are going through because it happens to me"  by the end of that :lol

Together, we can fight antisemitism by opening up a cybercrime legislative committee that will find the dickheads harassing me..errr THE JEWS online.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23936 on: June 20, 2019, 10:14:58 AM »
ど助平

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23937 on: June 20, 2019, 10:14:59 AM »
how do you find this shit Benji?

I don't wanna go down the Brian Wu rabbit hole again. but here we are.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23938 on: June 20, 2019, 10:30:23 AM »
brianna wu time?

brianna wu time

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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #23939 on: June 20, 2019, 10:33:49 AM »
how do you find this shit Benji?
she tweeted it, called her "letter to the editor" an "op-ed" lol
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1141365336073224194