River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[PogiJones]

Already did. We've been through this whole rigamarole of you throwing out babies with bathwater a number of times now 

[BisMarckie]

Bire mods: We are keeping spambots out.

That rings pretty hollow seeing that you allow Benjisales‘ shameless self-promotion.

[PogiJones]

Joe posts almost the exact same thing as his lover/brother, then deletes it.

This scandal only gets worse and worse deeper and deeper.

[james]

James, I have some very strong opinions on the women‘s world cup game I just watched.

Yes I mentioned the issues in the politics thread

I think as long as there is a man who has the ultimate say in any situation, I think it is fine to put women in positions of power.
Will everything take longer and will it be confusing at times? Yes, but I think it is worth it to capture the female voter demographic.

It sounds like you're saying we can have a women as Secretary of State but nothing higher.

[Joe Molotov]

I'm not going to dig through a hundred spambots accounts to figure if one or two are a real person. If you want someone approved, let us know and we'll approve their account. Otherwise they can fuck off. As I've said before, I only approve people that have funny user names.

[PogiJones]

I've noticed that when someone PM's me to ask to get approved, they always throw in a few of the most recent Bore memes, and always call it The Bire. Presumably to let me know that they're on the up-and-up.

Don't worry about proving yourselves, dudes. No one thinks that someone unfamiliar with The Bore is trying to join this site. 

[agrajag]

Agra, you owe me a simile

They're not sending us their best people. Splatoon perverts, tentacle hentai degenerates, squid ink afficionados.

We already have James.

 

[NegativeCrepe]

how havent they figured out this troll acct yet

[BisMarckie]

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It sounds like you're saying we can have a women as Secretary of State but nothing higher.

I am not a sexist pig.

Give them the title of President, but make sure to add VAR to the constitution.

[james]

Agra, you owe me a simile

They're not sending us their best people. Splatoon perverts, tentacle hentai degenerates, squid ink afficionados.

We already have James.

 

We could use Branduil 

[PogiJones]

That wasn't a simile. You owe me a simile. 

[Joe Molotov]

Welcome to The Bore, John Woke and TacoWallace.

[agrajag]

l'll tell you what, I'll give you a simile when you send TIMU nudes, you biatch

[james]

Fuck John Woke.

[BisMarckie]

We could use Branduil

TFW james is the only one making sense. 

[PogiJones]

I'm not going to dig through a hundred spambots accounts to figure if one or two are a real person. If you want someone approved, let us know and we'll approve their account. Otherwise they can fuck off. As I've said before, I only approve people that have funny user names.

"Send Pogi a pm on RE" is now an official necessary step to getting approval here. 

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Joe's awfully testy now that we've discovered he and Rumbler don't talk in bed to let each other know when they're both typing the same post on accident.

[Raist]

I've noticed that when someone PM's me to ask to get approved, they always throw in a few of the most recent Bore memes, and always call it The Bire. Presumably to let me know that they're on the up-and-up.

That meme is nearly 2 years old

[cosmicblizzard]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-preferring-a-leader-the-same-race-as-you-racist.125289/

only if white

If you're white, yes. If you're not, not really.

If there were two perfect candidates with the exact same policies with the only difference being the color of their skin, I would expect the minority one to get stonewalled by the rest of government for 4-8 years.  I feel like that would be overall worse for marginalized groups, at least in the short run.

[PogiJones]

I've noticed that when someone PM's me to ask to get approved, they always throw in a few of the most recent Bore memes, and always call it The Bire. Presumably to let me know that they're on the up-and-up.

That meme is nearly 2 years old

Which is why I separated it out from "most recent Bore memes" into its own listing

[Tripon]

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[BisMarckie]

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"Send Pogi a pm on RE" is now an official necessary step to getting approval here. 

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Joe's awfully testy now that we've discovered he and Rumbler don't talk in bed to let each other know when they're both typing the same post on accident.

Get TheSyldat to join or stfu

[PogiJones]

l'll tell you what, I'll give you a simile when you send TIMU nudes, you biatch

[Nintex]

Welcome to the Bore friends

[agrajag]

theSyldat is the mostly desexualized sd characters, right?

[Nabbis]

Yeah sure, approve John Wokes but keep Cream banned.   

[SmokyDave]

theSyldat is the mostly desexualized sd characters, right?

Ain’t no desexualising SD.

[BisMarckie]

theSyldat is the mostly desexualized sd characters, right?

TheSyldat may or may not have masturbated to Assault Android Cactus characters

[PogiJones]

theSyldat is the mostly desexualized sd characters, right?

mostly desexualized 

fairly desexualized 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

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Women leaving RE in droves 


The corrupt bire mods blocking out women in droves   

I don't care what really happened, my head canon is pogi got a pm about invite to super secret splatoon discord and was
 
and when he read it was just asking for the bire underground railroad and was

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

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how havent they figured out this troll acct yet

so.. uh... bring back conscription?
 

[james]

Please let our new female splatoon fan know about the post your nudes thread.

[Nabbis]

Please let our new female splatoon fan know about the post your nudes thread.

I don't think anyone else here wants nudes of 12 year olds. 

[james]

Please let our new female splatoon fan know about the post your nudes thread.

I don't think anyone else here wants nudes of 12 year olds. 

 

[HaughtyFrank]

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"Send Pogi a pm on RE" is now an official necessary step to getting approval here. 

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Joe's awfully testy now that we've discovered he and Rumbler don't talk in bed to let each other know when they're both typing the same post on accident.

Get TheSyldat to join or stfu

 

There are some things you don't joke about

[demi]

I got a PM from blame space wanting to be unbanned. Seems like dick is back on the menu boys

[Lonewulfeus]

Please let our new female splatoon fan know about the post your nudes thread.

I don't think anyone else here wants nudes of 12 year olds. 

Don’t forget about glen, and anyone who tried to get shosta to send nudes.

[agrajag]

I got a PM from blame space wanting to be unbanned. Seems like dick is back on the menu boys

blame space got banned from the bire? What was the offense?

[demi]

idk, i don't really pay attention to these things

[james]

#free.cream

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

An example of eras selective newsposting reinforcing specific agendas and how it backfires:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/wb-announces-first-ever-female-ceo-guess-what-all-the-comments-say.125314/post-22179718

"Oh man, I was expecting something super misogynistic from alt-right twitter"

[demi]

who is that? sorry, not familiar with names. lots of nobodies out there, you understand

[Boredfrom]

An example of eras selective newsposting reinforcing specific agendas and how it backfires:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/wb-announces-first-ever-female-ceo-guess-what-all-the-comments-say.125314/post-22179718

"Oh man, I was expecting something super misogynistic from alt-right twitter"

I also though this was going to be the case   

Nobody cares about female CEOs being female

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/spoki83/status/1143224889387683840

[BisMarckie]

I got a PM from blame space wanting to be unbanned. Seems like dick is back on the menu boys

blame space quits RE to post on the Bore? RE stays losing 

Biggest get for the Bore since that guy who posted about gamergate psy-ops and Anita Sarkessian shooting secret BBC porn

[joeboy101]

An example of eras selective newsposting reinforcing specific agendas and how it backfires:
https://www.resetera.com/threads/wb-announces-first-ever-female-ceo-guess-what-all-the-comments-say.125314/post-22179718

"Oh man, I was expecting something super misogynistic from alt-right twitter"

Don’t worry, RE will fill the void.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/wb-announces-first-ever-female-ceo-guess-what-all-the-comments-say.125314/post-22180786

And the Spartans are of course perfect white Aryan specimens thanks to an infanticide eugenics program that Hitler expressed admiration for in Mein Kampf.

Glad he’s not derailing or nothing.

 

[PogiJones]

The metaphor I needed

[PogiJones]

Mods feel free to ban agra now that his only useful role has been filled by his replacement

[james]

Appropriating Jewish experiences on day 0?

 

[Great Rumbler]

Mods feel free to ban agra now that his only useful role has been filled by his replacement

Done

[nudemacusers]

How do we get N.arolf back

[agrajag]

Mods feel free to ban agra now that his only useful role has been filled by his replacement

[PogiJones]

I got a PM from blame space wanting to be unbanned. Seems like dick is back on the menu boys

blame space quits RE to post on the Bore? RE stays losing 

Biggest get for the Bore since that guy who posted about gamergate psy-ops and Anita Sarkessian shooting secret BBC porn

lonewulfeus and audioboxer annihilated

[BisMarckie]

How do we get N.arolf back

Post Kagari‘s address.

[PogiJones]

Mods feel free to ban agra now that his only useful role has been filled by his replacement

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Posting a gif that only mouths half the subtitled line

 

[BIONIC]

Hack fraud Pogi can’t even get Bobberts to join.

Retire bitch

[Drainage]

I really wish I had more info to provide about individual markets but unfortunately many dont provide info

I share what I can in regards to UK, Japan, US, etc

For example the Middle East has become a stronghold for Playstation but little data out of there

Yeah PlayStation is pretty huge in the Middle East..
shame we don't have anyone to track sales there.
But Hopefully we get a NPD like group that tracks every region's combined sales in the future.

If Kushner accomplishes anything in the Middle East, let it be this.

[demi]

So, honest question for these people messaging PogiJones. Why do they bother to come here? They do know this place is like, the complete opposite of ResetEra right? Genuinely curious.

[PogiJones]

Mods feel free to ban agra now that his only useful role has been filled by his replacement

Done

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[BisMarckie]

Pogi, recruit some good posters who enjoy sports. I am tired of talking to all these nerds here.

[Rufus]

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The metaphor I needed

https://i.imgur.com/o4XweQW.gif

Well, maybe the next one will be better.