Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5100011 times)

benjipwns · « **Reply #28920 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:15:18 AM »

it'd take him two years to catch up to JordanN doing that

benjipwns · « **Reply #28921 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:16:27 AM »

definitely start an alters/DID OT on NeoGAF.com though

benjipwns · « **Reply #28922 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:33:19 AM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/post-22666760

Although it's hard to remember exactly, I believe the original conversation about non-monogamy started with her saying something like "why don't more people just move in together to pay for housing more easily?" before realizing that she just invented roommates. I said something about polyamory and talked about my real feelings about monogamy, and we talked about it for a little bit.

When they started talking again I did actively encourage her in turning it romantic, and eventually it did. And that's how we decided we were opening the relationship.

The girlfriend stayed here for a weekend while I was on a camping trip with the kids. A week later my wife visited her in her city. We were still together for a week or two after that before we realized it couldn't work. My wife isn't wired for polyamory. She thought she could be with both of us but she was wrong.

whoops

benjipwns · « **Reply #28923 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:34:22 AM »

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She's willing to support me financially until I'm not a stay at home parent anymore. Once the kids go to school I have to get a job. That is either two months or a year and two months, depending on how potty training goes.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #28924 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:36:05 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 09:33:19 AM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/post-22666760
Although it's hard to remember exactly, I believe the original conversation about non-monogamy started with her saying something like "why don't more people just move in together to pay for housing more easily?" before realizing that she just invented roommates. I said something about polyamory and talked about my real feelings about monogamy, and we talked about it for a little bit.

When they started talking again I did actively encourage her in turning it romantic, and eventually it did. And that's how we decided we were opening the relationship.

The girlfriend stayed here for a weekend while I was on a camping trip with the kids. A week later my wife visited her in her city. We were still together for a week or two after that before we realized it couldn't work. My wife isn't wired for polyamory. She thought she could be with both of us but she was wrong.
whoops

Ghoul · « **Reply #28925 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:41:26 AM »

my wife isn't a slut, and I'm so far made into a giant dad it'd be unfair on her.

Screamo bands theotherMittens

open this fucking pit up

benjipwns · « **Reply #28926 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:44:07 AM »

Quote from: theotherMittens

She isn't gay, but I do think she may be homoromantic. That would explain why she thought she couldn't be in love like this, because she had primarily dated men in the past with only a couple women in the mix. But that's just a guess

non-hierarchical language was a mistake

Ghoul · « **Reply #28927 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:46:34 AM »

https://www.allthetests.com/quiz31/quiz/1410463821/What-is-your-sexuality

marrec · « **Reply #28928 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:51:13 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on July 11, 2019, 09:46:34 AM

https://www.allthetests.com/quiz31/quiz/1410463821/What-is-your-sexuality

benjipwns · « **Reply #28929 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:51:18 AM »

Quote from: theotherMittens

She doesn't hate having sex with men. She doesn't even hate having sex with me.

Ghoul · « **Reply #28930 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:53:26 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 09:51:18 AM

Quote from: theotherMittens
She doesn't hate having sex with men. She doesn't even hate having sex with me.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28931 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:54:03 AM »

Quote from: theotherMittens

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Is she not having sex with her girlfriend?
She isn't a lesbian though. I would like to have sex with men but I'm not gay either.

now we gettin somewhere

Ghoul · « **Reply #28932 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:57:51 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/page-8#post-22667231

Alt right fuck boy

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I don't want to sound like some bitter red pill dude, but:
That's like every relationship that went further than a fling I have ever witnessed and experienced myself.
After a time it's not about you and her anymore, but about establishing and maintaining that "little company" that is your family.

I think women are just wired that way.
Deal with it.

Thank you Excel very cool.

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Congratulations. In a thread full of wild... you topped it all.

Tip for you... if you have to open with I don't want to sound like some bitter red pill dude... keep it to yourself

benjipwns · « **Reply #28933 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:59:45 AM »

that was a pretty quick permaban

Ghoul · « **Reply #28934 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:01:52 AM »

well you say the words that are even filtered on here you're dead in the water

VomKriege · « **Reply #28935 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:04:04 AM »

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I know you’re already banned, but for the record it needs to be said that I think you’re full of shit.

For the record.

Now we're getting into his wife severe illnesses.

Ghoul · « **Reply #28936 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:06:56 AM »

theotherMittens: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/page-8#post-22667737

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No. We started having sex a lot again before her girlfriend contacted her. We initially stopped having sex because she was constantly dehydrated and starving because of her Chron's disease (she had an atypical symptom where she'd throw up anything she tried to eat for up to a week sometimes). She lost over 100 pounds, was in and out of the hospital, and eventually had her colon removed. That will do shit to your body and your sex drive.

Sounds like she was a fatty and by the power of illness got thin and fuckable

Ghoul · « **Reply #28937 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:08:39 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/page-8#post-22667874

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Can we safely shut this thread down? I think its clear OP needs to do a few things

1. See a lawyer, you're owed half the house,
2. Work towards a career ASAP, in anything, any place.
3. Prepare for things to blow up at any minute.
4. Lastly, see a therapist.

What other advice can we offer? There is no way for OP to have a happy life being third wheel. He needs his own life.

fuck off ironjoe quit backseat modding. Ban this man

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #28938 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:11:31 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on July 11, 2019, 10:06:56 AM

theotherMittens: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/page-8#post-22667737

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No. We started having sex a lot again before her girlfriend contacted her. We initially stopped having sex because she was constantly dehydrated and starving because of her Chron's disease (she had an atypical symptom where she'd throw up anything she tried to eat for up to a week sometimes). She lost over 100 pounds, was in and out of the hospital, and eventually had her colon removed. That will do shit to your body and your sex drive.

Sounds like she was a fatty and by the power of illness got thin and fuckable

chrons diesease, colon removed? Maybe the wife isn't living the easy life after all. This whole thing just sounds worse and worse

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28939 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:15:06 AM »

Stiflers mom was overrated prove me wrong

bork · « **Reply #28940 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:16:00 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/page-8#post-22667874

Quote from: theotherMittens, post: 22668049, member: 46063

Quote from: Fisty, post: 22667989, member: 6355
Honestly it sounds like OP is in serious denial based on what hes presenting
Denial about what? If she did suddenly realize she was a lesbian all along that would make it a lot easier. But that isn't the case. I always knew she wasn't straight so that fact is no revelation

Ghoul · « **Reply #28941 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:21:35 AM »

nobody wins in that thread, everyone here is winning though, any one of you guys want to come out and be like, OMG this is my life too?

What I find super weird is that on every single profile I've found of his, there's no real mention of the wife, the break up must have been happening for years.

Ghoul · « **Reply #28942 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:23:46 AM »

FUCKING BINGO BOYS

https://www.theotheropenjam.com/forum/main-forum/120755-so-after-pam-gets-her-intestines-ripped-out-she-leaved-mittens-for-a-women

jorma · « **Reply #28943 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:24:01 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on July 11, 2019, 10:21:35 AM

nobody wins in that thread, everyone here is winning though, any one of you guys want to come out and be like, OMG this is my life too?

I also have a debit card

Ghoul · « **Reply #28944 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:25:23 AM »

YA BOY MITTENS OOF

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Yep I'm gonna fuck a man instead of being alone it'll be great

https://www.theotheropenjam.com/forum/main-forum/120755-so-after-pam-gets-her-intestines-ripped-out-she-leaved-mittens-for-a-women

benjipwns · « **Reply #28945 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:25:35 AM »

Pam huh, then I did find her

benjipwns · « **Reply #28946 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:26:11 AM »

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She been gay dawg and I already knew that

wait, but he says on ResetERA.com that

benjipwns · « **Reply #28947 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:27:28 AM »

lmao she's posting in that thread too

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He doesn’t. I pay all the bills and will still. I’m paying the mortgage and his student loan and for his car. He’s doing fine

VomKriege · « **Reply #28948 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:27:38 AM »

www.theotheropenjam.com/forum/main-forum/120755-so-after-pam-gets-her-intestines-ripped-out-she-leaved-mittens-for-a-women?p=121329#post121329

I'm out. Too much

benjipwns · « **Reply #28949 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:29:06 AM »

Quote from: theotherMittens

I sterilized myself by getting a vasectomy

bork · « **Reply #28950 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:29:53 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/page-8#post-22668276

Quote from: excelsiorlef, post: 22668305, member: 330

Quote from: Wolfgunblood, post: 22668276, member: 35053
There's nothing normal or healthy about polyamorous relationships. As soon as that becomes an acceptable thought in your mind and it certainly when it becomes a real thing in your life, things are going to get real messed up for you and everyone involved.
Well that's just bullshit.

bork · « **Reply #28951 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:30:51 AM »

Quote from: excelsiorlef, post: 22668505, member: 330

Quote from: Wolfgunblood, post: 22668383, member: 35053
I've seen it enough times. It's always weird, everyone thinks they're being weird, they're always bringing it up and how they wished so and so was also poly, and they're involved in the weirdest interpersonal drama that has no business occurring in a healthy relationship.
And I've seen poly work just beautifully

So like I said your post is bullshit.

VomKriege · « **Reply #28952 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:31:43 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 10:29:06 AM

Quote from: theotherMittens
I sterilized myself by getting a vasectomy

Uncle · « **Reply #28953 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:33:02 AM »

wait wait wait is this her?

replying to "Hobbenator" who else do we know with a name like that?

how many systems are we dealing with here

bork · « **Reply #28954 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:34:39 AM »

Quote from: Uncle on July 11, 2019, 10:33:02 AM

wait wait wait is this her?

(Image removed from quote.)

replying to "Hobbenator" who else do we know with a name like that?

how many systems are we dealing with here

Holy shit at that post.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28955 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:35:01 AM »

https://twitter.com/pancakegoldfish/status/1136690019685601281

benjipwns · « **Reply #28956 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:35:56 AM »

she's eight years older than he is

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28957 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:37:18 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 08:13:56 AM

i have to come clean

@benjisales is actually one of my alters

Fix your teeth, benji.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28958 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:38:16 AM »

one of my other alters has "beautiful teeth" according to my dentist

Ghoul · « **Reply #28959 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:41:49 AM »

Found the lover she’s the other one that liked the picture

Uncle · « **Reply #28960 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:44:01 AM »

the level of doxxing in this thread is off the charts

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #28961 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:44:13 AM »

I clicked on her account and she was talking shit about coffee.

He should kill her and have the cat eat the corpse.

Drainage · « **Reply #28962 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:45:00 AM »

Somehow I feel like excelsheets successful poly example was between a few 17 year olds for 3 months

benjipwns · « **Reply #28963 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:45:01 AM »

tfw when your wife who's left you but you still live with pops into your tiny forum to drag you for being worthless

VomKriege · « **Reply #28964 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:46:03 AM »

TOO REAL ALERT

Ghoul · « **Reply #28965 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:46:40 AM »

I can't fucking believe this story is true.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28966 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:47:23 AM »

Quote from: incelsiorlef

Neither is anecdotal nonsense but that didn't stop you.

so butthurt lol

bork · « **Reply #28967 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:48:14 AM »

https://twitter.com/DigitallyDownld/status/1149156775385374721

But...people DO do that when it comes to weird/funny shit from all kinds of cultures/countries.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28968 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:51:54 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 11, 2019, 07:12:53 AM

who wants to fluid-bond

You mean like Amir0x did with his cellmate?

Ghoul · « **Reply #28969 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:57:37 AM »

I wanna know how forktool found out, and why has it hurt him more than our boy mittens.

The levels of "you need jesus" crazy

Top of the page Pam

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Uncle · « **Reply #28970 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:58:55 AM »

what is the countdown to someone at reset posting the link to that forum in the thread

what do you think is the countdown to delete fucking everything

Drainage · « **Reply #28971 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:00:14 AM »

Ghoul · « **Reply #28972 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:01:18 AM »

https://twitter.com/theotherMittens/status/1134982448280944646

benjipwns · « **Reply #28973 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:01:47 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on July 11, 2019, 10:57:37 AM

Top of the page Pam

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yes pls

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VomKriege · « **Reply #28974 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:02:40 AM »

Quote from: Drainage on July 11, 2019, 11:00:14 AM

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I would say a significant videogames upheaval will materialize around 2024 or so if no outside actors take action.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28975 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:02:52 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on July 11, 2019, 11:01:18 AM

https://twitter.com/theotherMittens/status/1134982448280944646

FACT CHECK:
https://twitter.com/theotherMittens/status/1073770079727308800

benjipwns · « **Reply #28976 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:03:58 AM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/post-22669407

OP, you are worth more than this. I want you tell you that out loud. "I am worth more than this. I can do this. I am worthy of having a mutually loving relationship."

but is he though?

benjipwns · « **Reply #28977 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:04:59 AM »

who would he be telling?

Ghoul · « **Reply #28978 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:05:14 AM »

If I had a reset account I would fully post the other thread in there, I'd love to see the tide turn on our boy Mittens after what he said in the other thread.

VomKriege · « **Reply #28979 on:** July 11, 2019, 11:06:00 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me.128408/page-10#post-22669382

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Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5100011 times)