Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5084968 times)

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29280 on:** July 12, 2019, 09:40:08 AM »

He‘s living the dream tbh.

Outside of that whole getting cucked thing of course.

marrec · « **Reply #29281 on:** July 12, 2019, 09:43:29 AM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 12, 2019, 09:40:08 AM

He‘s living the dream tbh.

Outside of that whole getting made into a giant dad thing of course.

I guess if living the dream means being stripped of agency and dignity in favor of reverting to a child like state in which your only responsibility is to care for other children.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29282 on:** July 12, 2019, 09:44:28 AM »

Exactly.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29283 on:** July 12, 2019, 09:47:32 AM »

If a sugar mama wants to pay me to daydrink, spend the whole day on the golf course and then play vidya at home, who am I to say no?

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #29284 on:** July 12, 2019, 09:54:50 AM »

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Get the hell out of there or kick both of them out. Playing cuck in your own home will end up destroying your self steem for good and ultimately your life.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/post-22692167
User Banned (1 Week): Hostility and Inappropriate Language; Ignoring Staff Post; Accumulated Infractions

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You gotta be troll. Otherwise lmao.

There's another Era member on here who was also getting cucked and made a thread, you guys should become best friends or somet

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/post-22660195
User Warned: Inappropriate Language

I know that the word cuckold has been appropiated by the alt right and all that, but when your're taking care of the kids while your wife is railing her new girlfriend in the bedroom it pretty much fits the definition.

Uncle · « **Reply #29285 on:** July 12, 2019, 09:59:36 AM »

Quote from: riotous on July 12, 2019, 09:45:26 AM

Wallets are a symbol of the patriarchy you piece of shit; they are woke with their purses.

purses are a symbol of the patriarchy, they are a relic of dresses/skirts/"female" garb without pockets

joeboy101 · « **Reply #29286 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:00:25 AM »

Quote from: marrec on July 12, 2019, 09:43:29 AM

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 12, 2019, 09:40:08 AM
He‘s living the dream tbh.

Outside of that whole getting made into a giant dad thing of course.

I guess if living the dream means being stripped of agency and dignity in favor of reverting to a child like state in which your only responsibility is to care for other children.

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Relationships are hard and are made harder by differing views. While the OP is asking for advice, we should remember to be respectful of each other and any relationships we might be in. Do not label, generalize, or make assumptions about other people or their situations.

Straight Edge · « **Reply #29287 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:10:00 AM »

How on earth did they make it through the process to foster a child?

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #29288 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:21:03 AM »

Rusty Nails showing his religious ass

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omg people, please do research. He's not a Muslim. He's an atheist. Same with Kumail Nanjiani. They use the "muslim card" to get roles and play characters.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/aziz-ansari-returns-with-a-new-netflix-comedy-special-july-9th.126710/post-22660111

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First off, they are not Muslim in real life, liberal or otherwise. Second, I have a problem with portrayal of Muslims as either extreme conservative terrorists or extreme irreligious, sex crazed conflicted individuals with zero nuance for the middle.

VomKriege · « **Reply #29289 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:21:07 AM »

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My kink is different from cuckolding because it doesn't involve me feeling humiliated or cut off. Not sure exactly what to call it, but I guess you could say it's cuckolding-adjacent

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-16#post-22697485

marrec · « **Reply #29290 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:23:18 AM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on July 12, 2019, 09:47:32 AM

If a sugar mama wants to pay me to daydrink, spend the whole day on the golf course and then play vidya at home, who am I to say no?

Jordan Peterson is very disappointed in you

Transhuman · « **Reply #29291 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:24:57 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 11, 2019, 08:25:23 PM

Quote from: blame space on July 11, 2019, 05:50:21 PM
hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

This is how we know this isn't blame space but some BCT alt account: blame space wouldn't be smart enough to state this.

He isn't responding to any of my messages, just like the real blame space

Chim Richalds · « **Reply #29292 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:37:10 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on July 12, 2019, 04:57:30 AM

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Idk our team is all very close. About 1/3 of them are dating each other.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-this-point-i-hope-i-get-fired-from-my-job.128599/post-22689541

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I’m not gonna lie and say it is a healthy situation. We literally have people scream in our face daily. Usually someone is always crying in the break room.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/at-this-point-i-hope-i-get-fired-from-my-job.128599/#post-22689882

Edit : "Hospitality industry" probably a theme park apparently, so OK maybe. Still seems fairly unhealthy to have so much fucking going on.

I worked at Toys R Us back in like '04 and the amount of fucking going on in that store was exponentially higher than any other job I've ever had. Fry's was a close second. More than any restaurant or bar I've ever worked at.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29293 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:38:37 AM »

Can we change the thread title to “giant dad adjacent”

Ghoul · « **Reply #29294 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:47:49 AM »

"I HAVE A DREAM TO BE A GIANT DAD" MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

Ghoul · « **Reply #29295 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:55:56 AM »

LMAO. So update on Mittens he's changed his username on the other forum....

https://www.theotheropenjam.com/forum/main-forum/120755-so-after-pam-gets-her-intestines-ripped-out-she-leaved-mittens-for-a-women/page7

He's now called Boner....

LMAO
https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-16#post-22698842

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Can a mod please lock and DELETE this thread?

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #29296 on:** July 12, 2019, 10:56:51 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on July 12, 2019, 04:38:20 AM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/do-you-personally-value-jewelry.128547/page-3#post-22692585

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No, i even tattooed my wedding ring, because i didn't wanted a ring around my finger

I had completely forgotten until reading this post that I have a friend who did this who is now going through a divorce. So, needless to say this is a great idea.

counterhit · « **Reply #29297 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:01:02 AM »

tfw your giant dad thread is so bad the title ends in [READ STAFF POST]

oh, so that's what giant dad means

Ghoul · « **Reply #29298 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:02:41 AM »

read staff post is how you know it's got the spice

Uncle · « **Reply #29299 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:03:01 AM »

Quote from: Ghoul on July 12, 2019, 10:55:56 AM

LMAO. So update on Mittens he's changed his username on the other forum....

https://www.theotheropenjam.com/forum/main-forum/120755-so-after-pam-gets-her-intestines-ripped-out-she-leaved-mittens-for-a-women/page7

He's now called Boner....

LMAO
https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-16#post-22698842

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Can a mod please lock and DELETE this thread?

someone newly registered on that other forum just to post the era link along with an archive, and he just now saw it and is realizing worlds are colliding

Jansen · « **Reply #29300 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:04:40 AM »

Quote from: Uncle on July 12, 2019, 11:03:01 AM

Quote from: Ghoul on July 12, 2019, 10:55:56 AM
LMAO. So update on Mittens he's changed his username on the other forum....

https://www.theotheropenjam.com/forum/main-forum/120755-so-after-pam-gets-her-intestines-ripped-out-she-leaved-mittens-for-a-women/page7

He's now called Boner....

LMAO
https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-16#post-22698842

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Can a mod please lock and DELETE this thread?

someone newly registered on that other forum just to post the era link along with an archive, and he just now saw it and is realizing worlds are colliding

Every bit of that thread needs to be archived

Jansen · « **Reply #29301 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:05:11 AM »

Someone do it asap

BIONIC · « **Reply #29302 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:15:28 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on July 12, 2019, 09:13:26 AM

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I can make grilled cheese sandwiches and macaroni and cheeae, eggs, and other basic shit like that. I make pasta, heat barbecue ribs and stuff like that in the instant pot. When I say I can't cook I don't mean I literally can't prepare any food. I just don't consider stuff like that really cooking.

She likes making dinner when she gets home from work. She gets home early enough that it isn't a problem for her to do it. I do have to make dinner about twice a week, which is generally when I use the instant pot. I keep instructions saved on my phone even for things I make all the time, and I have to look at them every time.

Holy Mary Mother of God. That guy really just is trying to be another children in that family isn't he ? He's not even doing all that much as a "maid".
I don't know if his wife is feeling guilty or what but she sounds incredibly generous and patient.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/dealing-with-the-realization-that-my-wife-of-ten-years-was-never-in-love-with-me-read-staff-post.128408/page-15#post-22695712

#FreePam

#MunchThatCoochieGurl

NekoFever · « **Reply #29303 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:18:55 AM »

Mittens talking about cooking reminds me of teaching elderly parents to use a computer.

"I can do it, but I require detailed instructions, and I will not retain any of this information despite performing this task many times because I know I can call you to come and do it."

BIONIC · « **Reply #29304 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:20:02 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on July 12, 2019, 10:24:57 AM

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 11, 2019, 08:25:23 PM
Quote from: blame space on July 11, 2019, 05:50:21 PM
hey smokydavy how do you feel about minorites

This is how we know this isn't blame space but some BCT alt account: blame space wouldn't be smart enough to state this.

He isn't responding to any of my messages, just like the real blame space

Getting made into a giant dad by blame shit. Can’t thing of a more miserable existence

Top of page:
#FreeEtoilet
#Free.Cream
#FreePam

VomKriege · « **Reply #29305 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:22:23 AM »

Something tells me that he might not have been entirely on the level with his ex-wife...

Don Rumata · « **Reply #29306 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:24:05 AM »

I'm just sad there are kids involved, because otherwise, it's just an absurd dark comedy of a situation.

VomKriege · « **Reply #29307 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:26:55 AM »

Thread was locked with a message, but has been unlocked apparently.

Relocked by Finale F with a different message.

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #29308 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:33:39 AM »

Mittens goes full panic mode, PLZ DELETE

Meanwhile finale fireworker: "This topic appears to have run its course."

remy · « **Reply #29309 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:39:00 AM »

His wife is on that other Forum. Wonder how shell take to him airing their fucked up laundry. Hope she still buys him a house.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #29310 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:52:53 AM »

Two of the last 3 pages have 'Top Of The Page Dave Hates Minorities'

I blame Mac. With that said, the fucking SoTL gif killed me. Fair play shosta.

Shuri · « **Reply #29311 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:54:28 AM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/cc7o4j/meta_melanie_bracewell_who_accused_that_a_user/?sort=top

Pulling this kind of stunt is so harmful to real victims. This is shameful

Ghoul · « **Reply #29312 on:** July 12, 2019, 11:58:28 AM »

he cleared his first message off but eh the archive remembers.

demi · « **Reply #29313 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:06:41 PM »

Quote from: blame space on July 11, 2019, 08:04:25 PM

can you imagine how much evilore hates the same 10 people who post the same unfunny shit in every thread

yes, i can!

blame space · « **Reply #29314 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:07:46 PM »

Jansen · « **Reply #29315 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:12:58 PM »

Poor "boner". Someone def alerted his wife to era via that music forum lmao

Ghoul · « **Reply #29316 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:16:02 PM »

weird he changed his username before the message went up. He must had been tipped off.

VomKriege · « **Reply #29317 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:22:37 PM »

The ResetEra link has been scrubbed on the other forum.
I don't wish anyone ill so I hope the dude will get a lesson from that fright and learn not to write novels in such level of personal details and not write different things depending on the place if he cannot handle that.

Ghoul · « **Reply #29318 on:** July 12, 2019, 12:58:57 PM »

Link to reset thread was posted on the small forum his wife was dragging him on that’s when mittens/boner aborted the thread as I guess the dude would be homeless if she saw what he was saying

The smaller forum actually deleting messages unlike reset is amazing though

Straight Edge · « **Reply #29319 on:** July 12, 2019, 01:04:26 PM »

Quote from: Ghoul on July 12, 2019, 12:58:57 PM

Link to reset thread was posted on the small forum his wife was dragging him on that’s when mittens/boner aborted the thread as I guess the dude would be homeless if she saw what he was saying

The smaller forum actually deleting messages unlike reset is amazing though

They're pretty big on transparency at Resetera!

Ghoul · « **Reply #29320 on:** July 12, 2019, 01:07:42 PM »

The thought of Saint Pam reading the thread at work and being like oh you’re fucking dead does make me laugh

I hope he still gets his own house, although judging from his life skills he’ll be dead in a week.

Spoiler is Pam is just a head mate

Shakin Stevens · « **Reply #29321 on:** July 12, 2019, 01:44:12 PM »

I'm a massive fan of the works of Marcel Duchamp, Hugo Ball and Man Ray.

You could say I'm sowewhat of a cuckaist.

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #29322 on:** July 12, 2019, 01:51:51 PM »

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on July 12, 2019, 08:52:02 AM

Maybe these miserable shits can learn something

Ghoul · « **Reply #29323 on:** July 12, 2019, 02:07:06 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/how-do-i-deal-with-my-dads-temper-at-my-age.128665/#post-22697927

Daddy gets's angry at me, pls help.

Final Firework also has daddy issues, must be why he traps staff in storage closets

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Don't be sorry at all. I like to think we're going through something like this together. You, me, and all the other sons who have issues with their dads. Figuring out the right thing to do for you is hard. There is no easy answer. For me, I had to leave. But we might still talk and reconcile someday. There is no world where I would rather never speak to my dad again, you know? I wish it wasn't like this.

Lots of luck and love, my friend. It's tough.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #29324 on:** July 12, 2019, 02:23:23 PM »

Are those daddies the Giant dads you guys keep mentioning?

Ghoul · « **Reply #29325 on:** July 12, 2019, 02:26:59 PM »

nah they're power daddies

Nintex · « **Reply #29326 on:** July 12, 2019, 02:27:26 PM »

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Option 1: Move away and never talk to your father again.

Option 2: You put the fear of God in that if he ever tries shit with you then he will regret living. Because the only thing that fathers like that respect is the thing they put out the most.

Wow, that's some great level headed advice to deal with this situation

Ghoul · « **Reply #29327 on:** July 12, 2019, 02:29:48 PM »

BIONIC · « **Reply #29328 on:** July 12, 2019, 02:40:38 PM »

BAN ALL THE DADS AND KILL THEM!!

Kara · « **Reply #29329 on:** July 12, 2019, 03:48:48 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on July 12, 2019, 02:40:38 PM

BAN ALL THE DADS AND KILL THEM!!

Since Twitter is back to not working again, it seems apropos to bring back #NoDads.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29330 on:** July 12, 2019, 04:07:30 PM »

#notalldads

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #29331 on:** July 12, 2019, 04:10:13 PM »

Hey Twitter really is back

https://twitter.com/OOCWesternR34/status/1149757714945531904

team filler · « **Reply #29332 on:** July 12, 2019, 04:11:33 PM »

#notallcucks

thisismyusername · « **Reply #29333 on:** July 12, 2019, 04:32:51 PM »

Quote from: HaughtyFrank on July 12, 2019, 04:10:13 PM

Hey Twitter really is back

https://twitter.com/OOCWesternR34/status/1149757714945531904

thisismyusername · « **Reply #29334 on:** July 12, 2019, 04:33:02 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #29335 on:** July 12, 2019, 04:45:26 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 12, 2019, 04:38:40 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Not providing a link to the actual Chapo post.

Boredfrom · « **Reply #29336 on:** July 12, 2019, 04:53:39 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-time-to-end-the-cute-but-horrible-trend-thats-enough-i-had-enough-please-dont-be-edgy.128722/

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Out of one million games that release with the groundbreaking, never done before, premise of 'what if the world was cute but it was actually horror like' maybe 2 does it right. What with that crap?

I forgot how special was luububuu

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Also, Madoka Magica was not the first darker and edgier magical girl show, you fucks. Is not even disturbing at all.

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Boredfrom · « **Reply #29337 on:** July 12, 2019, 04:59:12 PM »

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No, about the whole trope, the games are usually pretty dark so I rather not give examples since some are banned on twitch so I imagine here as well.

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LurkinMerkin · « **Reply #29338 on:** July 12, 2019, 05:15:02 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on July 12, 2019, 04:45:26 PM

Quote from: shosta on July 12, 2019, 04:38:40 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

Not providing a link to the actual Chapo post.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.removeddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/cc9sob/i_lost_my_virginity_to_a_trump_supporter_and_now/

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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #29339 on:** July 12, 2019, 05:24:56 PM »

Quote from: Boredfrom on July 12, 2019, 04:53:39 PM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/its-time-to-end-the-cute-but-horrible-trend-thats-enough-i-had-enough-please-dont-be-edgy.128722/

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Out of one million games that release with the groundbreaking, never done before, premise of 'what if the world was cute but it was actually horror like' maybe 2 does it right. What with that crap?

I forgot how special was luububuu

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, Madoka Magica was not the first darker and edgier magical girl show, you fucks. Is not even disturbing at all.
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there is a real trend on ruining simple cute games, but I just can;t put my finger what the common thread is...
you've got Hat In Time, #cancelled because jontron apparently has a voiceover in it somewhere
you've got all the dragon quests, #cancelled because of a composer
you've got the new pokemon, #cancelled because of some fan art
you've got everything limited run games are putting out, #cancelled because they published something made by thq

like, its alsmot like theres a concerted effort by some unknown entity to actively try and prevent people finding enjoyment in things

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Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5084968 times)