Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 5159793 times)

benjipwns · « **Reply #29760 on:** July 14, 2019, 06:37:23 PM »

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I have enough anxiety as it is, nevermind thinking about how my descendants will be cursed with life on a dying planet.

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Not having children is the most effective way to reduce our carbon emissions.

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Unfortunately in the real world you can't really take climate change out of the equation

james?

Quote from: sabrina

Why? There are too many people. The Earth could stand to lose some of its human population. We mostly just make things worse for everything else that lives on this planet.

but are you okay?

benjipwns · « **Reply #29761 on:** July 14, 2019, 06:42:42 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 14, 2019, 06:03:17 PM

Quote from: Straight Edge on July 14, 2019, 05:50:24 PM
https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-motivates-people-to-have-children.129008/

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Some guys use it to anchor down their partner.
First they fake romantic interest for free food on dates now they’re knocking up ladies to lock them down and be responsible for another human for nearly two decades.

to be fair, I kinda did suggest that giant dad use the nudemacuser method and impregnate Pam again

Leadbelly · « **Reply #29762 on:** July 14, 2019, 06:43:23 PM »

First footage of the Aston Martin Valkyrie around a track. Silverstone. Also really bad editing. :/

benjipwns · « **Reply #29763 on:** July 14, 2019, 06:47:53 PM »

Quote from: Leadbelly on July 14, 2019, 06:43:23 PM

First footage of the Aston Martin Valkyrie around a track. Silverstone. Also really bad editing. :/

why would anyone want a car? they constantly break and you can get secretions all over you, from the outside we look like lunatics, sure some people say "I want it" but you could say the same thing about white supremacy

railGUN · « **Reply #29764 on:** July 14, 2019, 06:49:36 PM »

Convincing most of ResetEra to avoid having kids is mother natures greatest accomplishment.

benjipwns · « **Reply #29765 on:** July 14, 2019, 06:56:41 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 14, 2019, 06:52:14 PM

It's spelled DESCENDENTS

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T RESETERA SPELL

this is classic white supremacist dogwhistling

agrajag · « **Reply #29766 on:** July 14, 2019, 06:58:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/BenjiSales/status/1150467551715049482

why are the Giant Dads of Era review bombing poor Benji?

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #29767 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:03:43 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on July 14, 2019, 01:16:57 PM

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1148763352526725120

personally i boycott wayforward games due to Tomm Hulett big ugly bald head. what a fekkit

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #29768 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:12:43 PM »

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No. If I'm going to lose my virginity, I want it to be with someone who genuinely desires me.

good luck

benjipwns · « **Reply #29769 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:13:23 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on July 14, 2019, 06:58:02 PM

why are the Giant Dads of Era review bombing poor Benji?

he is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!

railGUN · « **Reply #29770 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:15:12 PM »

Quote from: EviLore

Hah, I must be on a radical left block list now.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/police-shoot-kill-attacker-at-ice-detention-center-in-tacoma.1492678/post-254860540

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #29771 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:33:17 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on July 14, 2019, 02:22:17 PM

https://twitter.com/PooWithEyes/status/1150468386335444992

Shopto rekt him once

https://twitter.com/PooWithEyes/status/1063484846444605440

Look at that face and tell me something didnt go wrong at birth, he has the nonce look nailed down harder than amir

railGUN · « **Reply #29772 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:42:37 PM »

Buy and hang a multi-picture frame without actually filling all of the pictures and leave the stock cardboard placeholder in.

agrajag · « **Reply #29773 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:46:54 PM »

I like how the Reset incels hate Benji so much, but they know they will catch actioning if they bully him on the forum, so they take it to his youtube videos

agrajag · « **Reply #29774 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:47:42 PM »

kind of reminds me of the occasional random youtube comment calling evilore gay or something about amir0x back in the days of yore

bork · « **Reply #29775 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:52:14 PM »

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1150475199126618112

agrajag · « **Reply #29776 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:53:12 PM »

I bet half of benji's dislike ratio is from that Imran guy

daemon · « **Reply #29777 on:** July 14, 2019, 07:57:22 PM »

Quote from: bork on July 14, 2019, 07:52:14 PM

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1150475199126618112

Ah, the morality.

Kara · « **Reply #29778 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:05:01 PM »

Quote from: bork on July 14, 2019, 07:52:14 PM

https://twitter.com/SophNar0747/status/1150475199126618112

This account is great. She's one of those "Wow, there's no nuance anymore thanks to them" types but she posts the bomb throwing anarchist's manifesto and says antifa radicalized him even though he talks about John Brown, Rojava, and his postwar experiences in Europe in it too.

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #29779 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:12:27 PM »

Quote from: railGUN on July 14, 2019, 07:15:12 PM

Quote from: EviLore
Hah, I must be on a radical left block list now.

Not getting that coveted spot on the sex offenders register has made him really bitter

railGUN · « **Reply #29780 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:18:25 PM »

Quote from: Snoopycat_ on July 14, 2019, 08:12:27 PM

Quote from: railGUN on July 14, 2019, 07:15:12 PM
Quote from: EviLore
Hah, I must be on a radical left block list now.

Not getting that coveted spot on the sex offenders register has made him really bitter

If you google "Tyler Malka", he basically has, actually.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #29781 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:45:43 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-getting-really-fucking-tired-of-straight-guys-that-make-gay-jokes.129041/post-22759949

You guys all know that. Right? Heh, right guys?

LOL jk.

skullstorm · « **Reply #29782 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:50:53 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 14, 2019, 06:52:14 PM

It's spelled DESCENDENTS

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T RESETERA SPELL

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/descendant

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The adjective may be spelled either with ant or ent as the final syllable (see descendent). The noun may be spelled only with ant.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #29783 on:** July 14, 2019, 08:57:05 PM »

Excuse me Mr. Gay man, I'm being upset on your behalf. The least you could do is not question me and my vast wokeness. I've been a straight black male for 17 years, I know what I'm talking about.

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #29784 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:06:48 PM »

He probably thought about this a lot, sitting in a car, staring at the library for an hour

agrajag · « **Reply #29785 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:07:36 PM »

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Not a good look to go against the point of what I'm tryna say.

ResetEra, summarized in one sentence.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #29786 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:10:51 PM »

Quote from: clothedmacuser on July 14, 2019, 08:57:05 PM

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Excuse me Mr. Gay man, I'm being upset on your behalf. The least you could do is not question me and my vast wokeness. I've been a straight black male for 17 years, I know what I'm talking about.

“Not a good look to disagree with me”

agrajag · « **Reply #29787 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:14:11 PM »

I am going to adopt that level of rhetoric into my daily bore postings

BikeJesus · « **Reply #29788 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:22:43 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tacoma-police-fatally-shoot-man-throwing-incendiaries-at-northwest-detention-center.128852/post-22726996

Quote from: Abstrusity

And here is why people don't want to do these things alone. You need to have more people for such a thing to work. Incendiaries aren't a good idea for this, either, as it's pretty fucking hard to control a burn like that and you'll hurt who you're liberating more.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tacoma-police-fatally-shoot-man-throwing-incendiaries-at-northwest-detention-center.128852/post-22728639

Quote from: TrailerParkRanger

I don’t see how burning down the building before you liberate refugees is helpful.

You hold the guards at gunpoint, liberate the refugees. Secure the guards, then firebomb the facility.

Tasty · « **Reply #29789 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:45:59 PM »

Quote from: shosta on July 14, 2019, 08:56:46 PM

I'm not posting on this forum anymore

railGUN · « **Reply #29790 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:48:38 PM »

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"Go back to where you came from" is a textbook racist comment that has been used for decades.

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It's also a reasonable thing to say to people who live in a country that they hate.

Which is America...

Go back to America you American hating American's. Perfect sense! Best part is EviLore is actually posting in that thread. And drinking heavily (I surmise).

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/trump-tells-progressive-congresswomen-to-back-to-their-country.1492783/post-254862631

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #29791 on:** July 14, 2019, 09:58:50 PM »

Has evilore been priced out of Austin yet? Do his Austin friends know about the 8814 site he runs? Benji, get their e-mails and report him.

Jansen · « **Reply #29792 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:33:39 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/can-you-be-racist-towards-white-people.128929/page-5#post-22748902

railGUN · « **Reply #29793 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:37:17 PM »

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What's up with Transhuman being an unconfirmed member and not just banned like his alt?

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I deleted his account.

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Any reason for deletion instead of ban?

Quote from: EviLore

He's been riding my ass, and seeing how much he can get away with, without any real participation on the boards. Deleting his account isn't much different than a permaban, but it's to send a message. I'd like to be able to engage in some silly banter with my community without cunts from REEEEE jumping down my throat.

Transhuman triggered the fuck out of EviLore. Send a message, what a badass.

Just admit you're a thin-skinned douchebag that can dish it out but can't take shit.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #29794 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:39:26 PM »

Transhuman annihilated

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29795 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:39:42 PM »

I wonder how much Evilore has had to downgrade his lifestyle. Buying games/computers/etc seems trivial, I'm sure he still has the cash for that. But is he still going on wild travel trips and staying at 5 star resorts, chilling with sugar babies on yachts and shit?

railGUN · « **Reply #29796 on:** July 14, 2019, 10:44:43 PM »

Dude is spending his Sunday night stanning for Trump over detained migrant deaths.

I'd say he's hit rock fucking bottom.

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/help-how-can-i-spin-this-to-orange-man-bad.1492753/page-2

railGUN · « **Reply #29797 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:06:22 PM »

He's creating inflammatory threads that go against basically everything he supposedly stood for to try to appeal to his new, radical right-wing user base, posting upwards of 60 times a day, and not enforcing basically any of his TOS, so I'd wager things are not going well in the monetary department.

What's funny though, and maybe this has changed since I was running Google AdSense ads on a site, but if/when Google figures out the content he's hosting next to their ads, he could very well lose those privileges as well.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #29798 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:06:41 PM »

Quote from: railGUN on July 14, 2019, 10:37:17 PM

Transhuman triggered the fuck out of EviLore. Send a message, what a badass.

Just admit you're a thin-skinned douchebag that can dish it out but can't take shit.

Fuck, Transhuman is cool now?

This messes with my mind-thoughts.

bork · « **Reply #29799 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:20:31 PM »

This can't be real...can it?

VomKriege · « **Reply #29800 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:23:17 PM »

It made the rounds... Half a year ago ? I do think it's real and you'll easily find the info.

Edit : Checked, it was in June 2018.

Kara · « **Reply #29801 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:25:55 PM »

Quote from: railGUN on July 14, 2019, 10:37:17 PM

Quote from: EviLore
He's been riding my ass, and seeing how much he can get away with, without any real participation on the boards. Deleting his account isn't much different than a permaban, but it's to send a message. I'd like to be able to engage in some silly banter with my community without cunts from REEEEE jumping down my throat.

Calm and resolved from a thousand fights.

VomKriege · « **Reply #29802 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:28:00 PM »

Oh we got the message alright, THUG1.

Tripon · « **Reply #29803 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:35:37 PM »

Quote from: bork on July 14, 2019, 11:20:31 PM

This can't be real...can it?

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Looks like STPeach is good at something.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Edit: Hah, she's engaged herself.

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The couple’s relationship has since been in the spotlight as racist and salty trolls fill Vannatta’s social media posts with nasty comments.

Vannatta, who started streaming on Twitch more than two years ago, has received every offensive comment imaginable, from having “yellow fever” to being a “race traitor.”

Jay, who is Korean, has been targeted more often, being called “Asian manlet,” “gook,” “homo,” “Chinese” and “lucky motherf**ker,” among a laundry list of insults.

https://www.dimsumdaily.hk/stpeach-and-boyfriend-announce-engagement-racist-incels-now-living-worst-nightmare/

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #29804 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:36:01 PM »

transhuman is from reeeee?

agrajag · « **Reply #29805 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:43:28 PM »

Quote from: Evilore

He's been riding my ass

demi · « **Reply #29806 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:43:51 PM »

like this post if i should send a message as well to transhuman

Transhuman · « **Reply #29807 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:47:35 PM »

You know who else liked to "send a message"?

blame space · « **Reply #29808 on:** July 14, 2019, 11:55:25 PM »

transhuman owns. he told me to watch the insider and that movie is really good.

Transhuman · « **Reply #29809 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:07:12 AM »

You got me to see Michael Clayton so we're even

VomKriege · « **Reply #29810 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:21:56 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #29811 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:25:11 AM »

tylore you dumbas fat biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

thisismyusername · « **Reply #29812 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:29:31 AM »

Quote from: railGUN on July 14, 2019, 10:37:17 PM

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What's up with Transhuman being an unconfirmed member and not just banned like his alt?

Quote from: EviLore
I deleted his account.

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Any reason for deletion instead of ban?

Quote from: EviLore
He's been riding my ass, and seeing how much he can get away with, without any real participation on the boards. Deleting his account isn't much different than a permaban, but it's to send a message. I'd like to be able to engage in some silly banter with my community without cunts from REEEEE jumping down my throat.

Transhuman triggered the fuck out of EviLore. Send a message, what a badass.

Just admit you're a thin-skinned douchebag that can dish it out but can't take shit.

Ok, Transhuman gets a little respect from me for chapping 'Lore's ass so fucking hard he nuked him from orbit.

He's still an unfunnny criminal, though.

Transhuman · « **Reply #29813 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:34:20 AM »

Nah trust me i'm pretty funny

thisismyusername · « **Reply #29814 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:36:18 AM »

You conveniently skip over the criminal part...

Transhuman · « **Reply #29815 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:38:13 AM »

Well not a convicted one anyway

agrajag · « **Reply #29816 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:41:43 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on July 15, 2019, 12:34:20 AM

Nah trust me i'm pretty funny

funny... looking!

thisismyusername · « **Reply #29817 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:43:33 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on July 14, 2019, 02:22:17 PM

https://twitter.com/PooWithEyes/status/1150468386335444992

I mean Carl is a fucking idiot ("30FPS in a CUHRAZY action game genre is a-okay, especially for this near decade old game being ported to my shitty handheld where it was 60FPS on a goddamn shitbox years ago. Input lag? What's that!?"), but he's not wrong in this case: You're posting it on Youtube, people can just copy-pasta the URL whever they want, including GAF 2.0. You telling them "please don't post me on GAF 2.0" won't stop them.

Transhuman · « **Reply #29818 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:54:33 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on July 15, 2019, 12:41:43 AM

Quote from: Transhuman on July 15, 2019, 12:34:20 AM
Nah trust me i'm pretty funny

funny... looking!

I don't get no respect, no respect at all

PogiJones · « **Reply #29819 on:** July 15, 2019, 12:55:32 AM »

Quote from: stufte on July 11, 2019, 01:06:16 PM

Hey Pogi, you jelly?

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yeah

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