River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/96-year-old-man-in-trial-by-speeding-in-a-school-zone-turns-up-to-be-a-hero.133883/

Up to good start !

Otherwise MASSIVE DONG alert in there

Fuckwits who cheat instead of having the balls to cut off a relationship are second on the list of total shit piles only to those that support them in doing it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-friend-has-been-cheating-on-his-girlfriend-something-amusing-just-happened.133337/post-23461885

He asked for his keys back but she refused and keeps telling him to sit down, he brings up the breakup and she became angry. She brought up the cheating said how much it hurt her, how he should have been begging for her forgiveness instead he's trying to cause her more pain. My friend says now her eyes became watery, he tries to apologise and she said she forgave him and was willing to make their relationship work and then she brought up the times he hurt and began begging and told him how she was hurting imside and mt friend says he started to overwhelmingly bad and she moved from her chair to his and begged him more, told him she won't live without him and kissed him and my friend folded and gave in and apologized for trying to breakup with her, saying he'll give it another shot. They had sex and when to bed (Am ashamed of my boy), she slept soundly but he didn't, he was think about what to do. She told him where she put the keys in the morning.

I can only wish I had a friend who obsessively chronicled my relationship woes on message boards someday.   


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My friend's girlfriend is obsessive and refuses to let him break up with her.  "Call the cops."   Peak Era.

Things that never happened for .$.50 Burt.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/whats-the-deal-with-antifa.133881/

It’s bullshit propaganda from the right to label anything non fascist as antifa and make antifa an equivalent evil as nazis.

Basically „but look at antifa“ while the right commits atrocities all he time.

These people know less than nothing. Jesus christ.

"Antifa" is also a fucking ridiculous word. I refuse to accept it unless we call Trump and his supporters "Neona"

How old are these people?

I feel like I know less about Antifa now than when I started reading this thread.

What a fucking surprise.

[samir]

Antifa (the Yuropeen, not the pussy ass American version) are scum.

[BisMarckie]

This is, after all, a forum composed of gamers.

[bork]

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[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1159752518659952641

[Mr. Nobody]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1159752518659952641

 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

they'll fix it when they get back from their christmas holidays

[james]

Italians are no considered POC, so...

STFU racist

[Propagandhim]

Italians are no considered POC, so...

We're shapeshifters.  The far/alt-right will say we're non-white North African rape-babies, until they want to invoke the Italic imagery of antiquity and the Roman Empire, or if their 'white advocacy' alt-right organizations are in need of new recruits.  The far left will say we're not white to invoke proof of the construction of 'whiteness' - a conceptual, abiding social attribution in constant flux... until a police officer with an Italian last name is videotaped hitting a black guy, then we're back to the cracker equilibrium.  Nobody in Italy cares about this concept of 'whiteness' or has an iota of an interest in any non-Italians opinion of what their identity is... it was only until I got to America that I had to hear, "But the Italians..." endlessly from both dipshit sides.

[Propagandhim]

Italians are no considered POC, so...

STFU racist

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2nd from the left tho

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Seriously? This is all it takes? This is beyond pathetic at this point.

"You were just eating some chocolate, would you like some grocery store chocolate next?"

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Why would you admit to this?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/youtubes-algorithms-really-push-you-to-the-right-huh.133892/

era: I spend all day watching 'leftist' youtube videos about how ecological change is so far gone there's nothing meaningful that can be done anymore, how corporations have destroyed democracy so there's no point voting, how literally everyone else is an alt-right neo-nazi who can't be reasoned with so its not worth trying, how fucking dare they add a video from someone right wing like msnbc or cnn to my reccs

also era: omg why don't yt do anything to stop people being radicalised?

[Nintex]

- kid gets first iPad for Christmas
- kid touches the YouTube icon
- kid touches 'Sesame Street - Cookie Monster Song'

YoUtUbE recommends: "Jordan Peterson destroys SJW pre-school teacher"

[thetylerrob]

Why would you admit to this?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/youtubes-algorithms-really-push-you-to-the-right-huh.133892/

era: I spend all day watching 'leftist' youtube videos about how ecological change is so far gone there's nothing meaningful that can be done anymore, how corporations have destroyed democracy so there's no point voting, how literally everyone else is an alt-right neo-nazi who can't be reasoned with so its not worth trying, how fucking dare they add a video from someone right wing like msnbc or cnn to my reccs

also era: omg why don't yt do anything to stop people being radicalised?

It's like these gamers didn't even play Persona 3 am I right? These people got apathy syndrome for sure. SMH where my real gamers at?

[pizzashit]

these gamers were too dumb for mitsuru to notice them

thats me

im these gamers

 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159830464871501824

 
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159830789544169473
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831226875650052
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831476533284864

 

Get paid to write an op ed in WaPo, tweet out the entire  article on twitter defeating the point of WaPo paying you, then using it to grift for campaign donations. 

[porkbun]

- kid gets first iPad for Christmas
- kid touches the YouTube icon
- kid touches 'Sesame Street - Cookie Monster Song'

YoUtUbE recommends: "Jordan Peterson destroys SJW pre-school teacher"

Based on my experience with my kid, it's annoying videos that change the lyrics of common songs to skirt around copyrights.

Fuck Bob the Train, and what the hell did he do to Old McDonald?

[porkbun]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159830464871501824

 

Oh for fucks sake.  This is exactly the same stupid argument, just framed under a SJW light.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/

Eh... isn’t this against the idea that queer stories shouldn’t be just pandering or “very special episodes”?

[Boredfrom]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159830464871501824

 
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159830789544169473
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831226875650052
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831476533284864

 

Get paid to write an op ed in WaPo, tweet out the entire  article on twitter defeating the point of WaPo paying you, then using it to grift for campaign donations. 

I see she still has enough connections to grift herself to WaPo. 

[nachobro]

When I was looking at a video that introduced all the students and gave a short backstory for each, my friend who overheard some of it came up to me and said half-jokingly "wow, this is one of the most heteronormative games I've ever seen."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/post-23457046

sounds like a thing real humans say

[pizzashit]

WW3 started over bread

I think you seem to have forgotten how gamergate works

[Boredfrom]

When I was looking at a video that introduced all the students and gave a short backstory for each, my friend who overheard some of it came up to me and said half-jokingly "wow, this is one of the most heteronormative games I've ever seen."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/post-23457046

sounds like a thing real humans say

So how they want their gay characters? Constantly flirting, namedropping the fact that they are gay in every conversation , shirtless dudes and manly tomboys. I dunno how can just say this over the intros videos.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831226875650052

uhhhhh wasn't "games developers are lovely people and so are the lovely journalists we're all friends with who cover our lovely work" one of the major accusations made by gamergate in the first place

[thetylerrob]

When I was looking at a video that introduced all the students and gave a short backstory for each, my friend who overheard some of it came up to me and said half-jokingly "wow, this is one of the most heteronormative games I've ever seen."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/post-23457046

sounds like a thing real humans say

Not at all predisposed to think of everything as an attack on their identity, not at all.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

When I was looking at a video that introduced all the students and gave a short backstory for each, my friend who overheard some of it came up to me and said half-jokingly "wow, this is one of the most heteronormative games I've ever seen."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/post-23457046

sounds like a thing real humans say

So how they want their gay characters? Constantly flirting, namedropping the fact that they are gay in every conversation , shirtless dudes and manly tomboys. I dunno how can just say this over the intros videos.

no, they hate that too, remember?

[marrec]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831226875650052

uhhhhh wasn't "games developers are lovely people and so are the lovely journalists we're all friends with who cover our lovely work" one of the major accusations made by gamergate in the first place

No, and that ain't what she said anyway?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831226875650052

uhhhhh wasn't "games developers are lovely people and so are the lovely journalists we're all friends with who cover our lovely work" one of the major accusations made by gamergate in the first place

No, and that ain't what she said anyway?

[marrec]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831226875650052

uhhhhh wasn't "games developers are lovely people and so are the lovely journalists we're all friends with who cover our lovely work" one of the major accusations made by gamergate in the first place

No, and that ain't what she said anyway?

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"because game developers are generally friendly and social, as are the journalists who cover us"



Nothing in that snippet claims that developers are friends with journalists, only that they are both friendly and social people in contrast to "many gamers" who are "angry and isolated"

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/alamo-drafthouse-sets-%E2%80%98clowns-only%E2%80%99-screenings-of-%E2%80%98it-chapter-two%E2%80%99-across-the-u-s.133903/post-23468288

Probably because when Alamo did the women only screenings of Wonder Woman white men lost their shit.

Black-only screenings of Black Panther would've probably gotten someone killed.

Is this casual racism?

 

And I don’t even understand the parallel here. *Anyone* can dress up as a clown, so it’s not excluding because of their race or sex.

[Boredfrom]

Nothing in that snippet claims that developers are friends with journalists, only that they are both friendly and social people in contrast to "many gamers" who are "angry and isolated"

Being fair, Brianna Wu has a story of being hyper friendly with guys like Patrick Klepek while shitting on his past employers like Giant Bomb. Also, how the fuck she still able to get the press attention when she a notorious grifter?

[marrec]

Being fair, Brianna Wu has a story of being hyper friendly with guys like Patrick Klepek while shitting on his past employers like Giant Bomb. Also, how the fuck she still able to get the press attention when she a notorious grifter?

Being a notorious grifter is basically a pre-requisite for an Op-Ed.

[HaughtyFrank]

When I was looking at a video that introduced all the students and gave a short backstory for each, my friend who overheard some of it came up to me and said half-jokingly "wow, this is one of the most heteronormative games I've ever seen."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/post-23457046

sounds like a thing real humans say

So how they want their gay characters? Constantly flirting, namedropping the fact that they are gay in every conversation , shirtless dudes and manly tomboys. I dunno how can just say this over the intros videos.

From now on every Fire Emblem character needs to be introduced like a MTV Next contestant

[Joe Molotov]

When I was looking at a video that introduced all the students and gave a short backstory for each, my friend who overheard some of it came up to me and said half-jokingly "wow, this is one of the most heteronormative games I've ever seen."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/post-23457046

sounds like a thing real humans say

So how they want their gay characters? Constantly flirting, namedropping the fact that they are gay in every conversation , shirtless dudes and manly tomboys. I dunno how can just say this over the intros videos.

In the process of building a relationship with them, you find out both of them are married to women and have children!

I thought this was pretty common.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/brookefoxnews/status/1159832363045539841

Shoot me in the face

Another violent gamer 

[Boredfrom]

When I was looking at a video that introduced all the students and gave a short backstory for each, my friend who overheard some of it came up to me and said half-jokingly "wow, this is one of the most heteronormative games I've ever seen."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/post-23457046

sounds like a thing real humans say

So how they want their gay characters? Constantly flirting, namedropping the fact that they are gay in every conversation , shirtless dudes and manly tomboys. I dunno how can just say this over the intros videos.

In the process of building a relationship with them, you find out both of them are married to women and have children!

I thought this was pretty common.

I didn’t hear RE bitch (or anyone for that matter) when a character in Doom Patrol tv series was a closeted gay character that was cheating his wife.

[Himu]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159830464871501824

 
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159830789544169473
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831226875650052
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831476533284864

 

Get paid to write an op ed in WaPo, tweet out the entire  article on twitter defeating the point of WaPo paying you, then using it to grift for campaign donations. 

What.

[D3RANG3D]

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/feb/28/brianna-wu-claims-companies-could-destroy-cities-b/

[Joe Molotov]

When I was looking at a video that introduced all the students and gave a short backstory for each, my friend who overheard some of it came up to me and said half-jokingly "wow, this is one of the most heteronormative games I've ever seen."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/post-23457046

sounds like a thing real humans say

So how they want their gay characters? Constantly flirting, namedropping the fact that they are gay in every conversation , shirtless dudes and manly tomboys. I dunno how can just say this over the intros videos.

In the process of building a relationship with them, you find out both of them are married to women and have children!

I thought this was pretty common.

I didn’t hear RE bitch (or anyone for that matter) when a character in Doom Patrol tv series was a closeted gay character that was cheating his wife.

Too be fair, that’s probably because no one watched Doom Patrol.

[Boredfrom]

When I was looking at a video that introduced all the students and gave a short backstory for each, my friend who overheard some of it came up to me and said half-jokingly "wow, this is one of the most heteronormative games I've ever seen."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/vice-fire-emblem-doesnt-just-need-gay-characters-it-needs-queer-life.133822/post-23457046

sounds like a thing real humans say

So how they want their gay characters? Constantly flirting, namedropping the fact that they are gay in every conversation , shirtless dudes and manly tomboys. I dunno how can just say this over the intros videos.

In the process of building a relationship with them, you find out both of them are married to women and have children!

I thought this was pretty common.

I didn’t hear RE bitch (or anyone for that matter) when a character in Doom Patrol tv series was a closeted gay character that was cheating his wife.

Too be fair, that’s probably because no one watched Doom Patrol.

 

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I would have watched it if I could get DC Universe in my country

[close]

Still, that hasn’t stopped RE before.

[Himu]

Nothing placates these people.

What is “queer life?”

“Queer” life is not eating dinner on your date because he’s going to fuck you in the ass after.

Queer life is having to deals with everyone you meet involved in the community is some goddamn gender studies class taking tumblr reading activist. Do you know what that’s like? Do you know how suffocating it is to be a part of an lgbt Facebook group for people of color and almost every. damn. post is related to some SJW bullshit? Do you know what it’s like to go to a support group meeting because you wanna talk about how you’ve lost most of your family but then some SJW bitches about microaggressions? A game that simulated “queer life” would make people want to kill themselves.

Fuck queer culture.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Queer” life is not eating dinner on your date because he’s going to fuck you in the ass after.

where's rigtous to properly make fun of people's digestive problems.

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159830464871501824

 
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159830789544169473
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831226875650052
https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159831476533284864

 

Get paid to write an op ed in WaPo, tweet out the entire  article on twitter defeating the point of WaPo paying you, then using it to grift for campaign donations. 

I see she still has enough connections to grift herself to WaPo. 

DeMoCrAcY dIeS iN dArKnEsS.

[Himu]

NYT > WaPo

[james]

Ms Wu is right.

You cant spend 20 years playing Activision's latest murder simulator and not suffer ill effects.

[HaughtyFrank]

"Videogames aren't the problem, the problem is their content and the people who play them" is really a great take

[HaughtyFrank]

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1159862066074832897

[Himu]

"Videogames aren't the problem, the problem is their content and the people who play them" is really a great take

I wonder what Brianna thinks of this video. Probably agrees with the people talking against the arcade.



Within 1 minute accuses arcade gamers of rape.

[Nintex]

Ms Wu is right.

gtfo

[NegativeCrepe]

"Videogames aren't the problem, the problem is their content and the people who play them" is really a great take

guns arent the problem, the problem is the people who pull the trigger

checkmate libcucks

[VomKriege]

Disgusting. Isn't Koichi Sugiyama, the composer for the Dragon Quest games, one of these assholes as well, except possibly even worse?

Don't be so precious if you want to drag this in.

Also at Sadamato possibly holding those opinions (the translation is stilted as fuck).

https://www.resetera.com/threads/illustrator-sadamoto-yoshiyuki-evangelion-flcl-made-several-controversial-tweets-regarding-comfort-women-issue.133908/post-23474701

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kid-rock-uses-sexism-to-call-out-taylor-swift.133973/

https://twitter.com/KidRock/status/1159850492874375168

Why is he... signing his tweet ?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

We found DCX!

[VomKriege]

Most of these will be easy enough to walk away from except for Marvel and Pizza Hut. I'm still yet to find someone who out pizzas them.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/twitter-is-exposing-all-the-companies-who-support-conservative-politicians-taco-bell-in-n-out-kfc-coachella-equinox-and-more.133964/post-23475183

[EightBitNate]

So you book a flight and by the time you land you are in a nazi uniform yelling about Brie Larson, and how Ben Sharprio destroyed Delta?

?

[Joe Molotov]

In a way, doesn't Taco Bell support us all?

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/el-paso-shooting-suspect-confessed-to-police-said-he-targeted-mexicans-according-to-arrest-affidavit.133985/#post-23477734

I wonder how Resetera can ruin this thread?

Over/under on the winks and approval nods he received from the police when this happened?

Resetera is a hate site.

As a Mexican,, now being the officially target by White Supracist terrorists , some of them cops, you can save your fucking self righteous outrage to be honest.

Lol have you seen the El Paso cops?

[pizzashit]

I’ve been ordering stuff from Pizza Hut and Taco Bell without picking it up. 

#RESISTANCE

[Himu]

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Comments are great too.

harsh truth of life:
fat people under-report how much they eat by a very large margin

The fat person eats a salad when she's with her skinny friends, but eats the entire contents of her fridge when she gets home. The skinny person eats an entire pizza when she's out, but doesn't eat much else for the entire day. Alternatively, the skinny person goes to the gym before or after said pizza, while the fat person goes home and spends the rest of the day on the couch.
I was that fat person, envying my skinny friends for their ability to "eat whatever they want and not gain weight".

I once watched a fat person consume veggies and hummus at a small party where everyone else was eating junk food, and I thought, dang, good for that guy, really making the effort going against the flow.
Then he didn't stop. For hours and hours.
His fat wife kept just reloading his face with whole prepackaged party platters of veggies and entire large family size hummus trays. They brought all of this stuff with them to the party.

Can confirm as well. I was that fat person who did that. I'd be at a social event like oh well I guess I can have a few small thing or at work eating lunch I'd appear to eat healthy but night time snacks and supper at home? The holy freaking grail of high calories and junk. I'd eat good at work but throw back an entire frozen cooked pizza for just me, plus desert and snacks that evening including large portions of chocolate, chips or crackers etc. Then wonder why I felt like garbage and why my stomach always was upset or felt gross half the time. Gee couldn't be all the candy I just ate before bed or the salt levels I ate from those chips. Nope not at all.
All the skinny people i know at work who eat take out for lunch also go home and barely eat for the rest of the day besides picking at small snacks and eating it very slowly.

I really truly remember thinking this was true and that god I found this sub to help me unlearn it, and since unlearning it I’ve been seeing the evidence that I was completely kidding myself about it.
The studio owners at my yoga studio are a couple and they are fiiiiit slim people and in my head a year or so ago, they probably ate more food than I do but are just naturally thin, Yesterday I was talking to one of them and she was saying that they buy breakfast at a cafe and share it, because 1 cafe breakfast between the two of them is already too much.... and when I was fat I would have been having a whole cafe breakfast plus a side plus a coffee and maybe a juice or a shake.... plus stealing from my husbands plate too... it was amazing to realise just how dumb my old thinking was, imagining that these buff fitness superstars were eating waffles with fried chicken every week like I was and they were just magically thin

Proof that non-hugbox communities that are honest with each other are far superior and helpful towards others’ goals.

[Boredfrom]

Ehhh.. there are loads of pro-Trump anti-immigrant Latino US citizens.

So? I seriously doubt they consider themselves white supremacists. They are assholes, for sure, but in the “I got mine, fuck you” variety.

Not a defense of what Resetera said there but “the cops are Latino” doesn’t mean much.  (Other than yeah I get your point about white supremacy.. but you’d even be surprised there)

I know some Latinos can be stupid enough to consider themselves white supremacists, but I fucking sure most cops from El Paso are not exactly thrilled by a mass shooting targeting Latinos.