Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 4936057 times)

Momo · « **Reply #37980 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:36:25 PM »

Quote from: GreatSageEqualOfHeaven on August 20, 2019, 03:33:21 PM

y'all know talking about thicc girls is going to have James posting squid porn

we're all fucked now

mormapope · « **Reply #37981 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:40:13 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 20, 2019, 03:34:09 PM

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Honestly fuck the fact that the market changed. People are going to miss magazines when they are gone and it pisses me off.

What kind of anti-progressive rhetoric is this

I guess Era is all "the future is now, old man!" except when it takes away precious media consumption avenues.

And physical media in general.

I'm not going to plastic shame someone, or a collector that likes playing old games. I imagine tho, that buying digitally and stressing servers/data centers, is way better than manufacturing hundreds of thousands/millions of discs.

The discussion of physical media holding value on Era is laughable. Buy bonds or real estate if you want to amass wealth from assets, you fucking fake ass socialist nerds.

Uncle · « **Reply #37982 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:41:59 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 20, 2019, 03:34:09 PM

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Honestly fuck the fact that the market changed. People are going to miss magazines when they are gone and it pisses me off.

What kind of anti-progressive rhetoric is this

I guess Era is all "the future is now, old man!" except when it takes away precious media consumption avenues.

people are going to miss coal miners when they're gone

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37983 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:54:25 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on August 20, 2019, 02:58:36 PM

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Why does Hitler look so effete?

benjipwns · « **Reply #37984 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:57:41 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on August 20, 2019, 03:41:59 PM

people are going to miss coal miners when they're gone

nobody's ever really gone

Boredfrom · « **Reply #37985 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:02:02 PM »

Quote from: marrec on August 20, 2019, 02:22:56 PM

Quote from: VomKriege on August 20, 2019, 02:05:51 PM
Getting laid off sucks. Even if it's ShockingAlberto.

Like a lot of people on ERA, Imran is actually fun to hang with and is a decent human being with their own struggles and shit.

I had some bad experiences with him during Gaf. My impresión is someone that is very two faced. Dunno if the guy behaved better before Gaf took a turn for the worse, but he acted like an ass at the end of Gaf lifespan.

jorma · « **Reply #37986 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:03:32 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on August 20, 2019, 03:41:59 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 20, 2019, 03:34:09 PM
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Honestly fuck the fact that the market changed. People are going to miss magazines when they are gone and it pisses me off.

What kind of anti-progressive rhetoric is this

I guess Era is all "the future is now, old man!" except when it takes away precious media consumption avenues.

people are going to miss coal miners when they're gone

brb imagining nachobro smoking a giant bowl from a coal miners hat

stufte · « **Reply #37987 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:03:44 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on August 20, 2019, 02:58:36 PM

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https://media.gettyimages.com/videos/1940s-black-and-white-two-people-wearing-masks-of-hitler-and-of-video-id832-16

benjipwns · « **Reply #37988 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:05:25 PM »

What's all the handwringing about magazines related to Imran Khan? He was borderline never published in the magazine itself, only on the website.

And Valzquez was literally the lowest writer on the totem pole according to the masthead.

benjipwns · « **Reply #37989 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:11:29 PM »

Game Informer has only existed because it's been subsidized by GameStop. It was insulated from market forces for close to a decade, but now GameStop is imploding. The subscription numbers have always been phony.

Nobody on ResetERA.com would sustain print magazines anyway, for one thing, print magazines aren't printed on ResetERA.com. And lead times make feeding frenzy ~~outrage~~ anti-protofascist events impossible.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37990 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:12:01 PM »

Quote from: stufte on August 20, 2019, 04:03:44 PM

Quote from: Uncle on August 20, 2019, 02:58:36 PM
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https://media.gettyimages.com/videos/1940s-black-and-white-two-people-wearing-masks-of-hitler-and-of-video-id832-16

Very realistic.

benjipwns · « **Reply #37991 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:15:14 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2019, 02:37:20 PM

The Chad PC Gamer Magazine
- 500 pages
- demo disc
- (Yes, this is an actual PC game screenshot!)

vs.

The Virgin Game Informer
- 80 pages
- No demo disc
- bullshots

SPECIAL COLLECTORS ISSUE

benjipwns · « **Reply #37992 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:24:44 PM »

Quote from: bork on August 20, 2019, 11:27:28 AM

Quote from: benjipwns on August 20, 2019, 12:57:50 AM
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-voidpoint-apologizes-in-statement-see-threadmarks.135368/post-23751517
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But, to be more personal, this event really underscored a conflict I've had my whole life in how I relate to art and other people. All my trans and allied friends don't really care about videogames, and I don't blame them, but it's frustrating when Ion Maiden has so much that's original and breathtaking to say about level design, simply some of the most inventive and detailed and sprawling and interconnected ego shooter levels ever are in this, but people everywhere (and on here) will take any excuse to disregard brilliance and go back to playing Overwatch or their even more insidious Atlus JRPGs. If you don't want to support bigots, why not pirate the game? And if you care about ego shooters, why are you talking about buying it on Switch? I can understand playing it on a real console if one's life situation demands it, but a Switch? There's no chance it'll run at 60FPS (it already chugs a bit on my GTX 1070-equipped PC), and how are you gonna snap headshots while strafing in a split-second with those nubbed finger sticks unless the game does it for you, and then what's the point? It's just not fair to the game, or to yourself. It reminds me of what David Lynch said about watching a movie on a smartphone. Is it really worth it?

All my life I've had to engage with people who pretend to tolerate my identity, and people who pretend to care about videogames. The only safe space I could rely upon growing up is playing Quake III online, kicking ass and earning respect, but I can't take that outside. I can't take it online anymore either, because nobody cares about Quake anymore and people decided to cancel LawBreakers. Cancel Paragon. Cancel Ion Fury. Cancel everything. Everyone's a fucking asshole who hates me and the things I love, and in the end I'm so numb to bigotry and to posers and to all the screaming and nobody really loving anything anymore. I can't express how I feel about anything anymore without being canceled.

I'm a trans person and Ion Fury is GOTY 2019. Please play it.

what's the ban message on this one gonna be? i think the safe one will be "advocating piracy, junior account"

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User banned (3 days): advocating for piracy, platform warring

FEAR ME

spoiler (click to show/hide)

STILL ALLOWING THIS DEROGATORY LANGAGUE WITHOUT WARNING

Quote from: benjipwns on August 19, 2019, 03:41:40 PM

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The apology is better than expected; the mandatory sensitivity training and the donation are definitely leagues better than the usual B.P. "We're Sorry." that most people give when they do shit like this.

As for the rabid "centrists" who will rant, rave and 'Reeee' because of the apology.

Who cares, fuck em.
reported

Quote from: benjipwns on August 19, 2019, 04:54:24 PM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/ion-fury-devs-show-signs-of-transphobia-among-other-issues-update-voidpoint-apologizes-in-statement-see-threadmarks.135368/post-23737294
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Classic hypocrisy in the Discord lmao. Make fun of others when they are offended over "inoffensive" jokes that are only meant as jokes bro, the second someone does something you don't agree with such as making a public statement and correcting it, you go full REEEEEEEE WHY DID YOU DO THAT just like the people the Discord was making fun of to begin with.

If they seriously didn't care one way or the other, then the apology and donation would be a non issue.
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Himu · « **Reply #37993 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:31:03 PM »

I still have my old EGM's.

Blessed

benjipwns · « **Reply #37994 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:31:15 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dating-apps-suck-for-women.135860/post-23749488

User banned (1 month): hostility, mansplaining towards another member, previously banned for similar

Online dating is just shitty in general, but if you think it's that bad for a woman you'd have written a book on what it's like being a man. The deck is heavily stacked in your favor.

Yeah, from reading the OP she seems generally awful.

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dating-apps-suck-for-women.135860/post-23748462

User Banned (1 Week): Hostility; Prior Bans for Similar Behavior

I like how OP tries to hide their nasty personality by using funny gifs, probably should have been a sign that you're being shitty when you couldn't actually list your hangups without constantly insisting you're not being shitty.

Your tone and experiences sound like the typical jaded Millenial/Gen Z that indulges in too much cynical, misanthropic social media and entertainment and thus can't take anything in good faith. Hope it works out for you, entertaining read at least.

Averon · « **Reply #37995 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:32:12 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-sony-standoff-ends-marvel-studios-kevin-feige%E2%80%99s-involvement-in-%E2%80%98spider-man%E2%80%99.136161/

They are melting down in there...

benjipwns · « **Reply #37996 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:36:17 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-poll-kamala-drops-hard-sanders-warren-in-dead-heat.136039/post-23759411

User Banned (1 Week): Inflammatory generalizations surrounding race

The black vote is heavily split between generations? Biden loses a bunch of popularity the younger voters get. Also if you're a black person voting for the most blatantly racist of the candidates who has a policy set that is the least beneficial to poor black communities I'm going to be controversial here and say that it's not unfair to put you in the bracket of clueless voters.

VomKriege · « **Reply #37997 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:36:42 PM »

Quote from: Averon on August 20, 2019, 04:32:12 PM

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-sony-standoff-ends-marvel-studios-kevin-feige%E2%80%99s-involvement-in-%E2%80%98spider-man%E2%80%99.136161/

They are melting down in there...

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What the hell is wrong with Sony? Was it so bad to let someone else do the group project, put your name on it, and get an A?

When it means possibly giving away tens of millions ? Yeah it kinda is from their perspective.

benjipwns · « **Reply #37998 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:37:36 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #37999 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:39:52 PM »

EGS has still a long way to go before it, too, can claim to be a battlefield of the Kulturkampf.

Himu · « **Reply #38000 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:39:56 PM »

Remember when games were about the games? This is what happens when just buy games from Steam Sales. I bet none of these people had the plan to play them and just had them sitting in the backlog.

VomKriege · « **Reply #38001 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:41:47 PM »

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FUCK FUCK FUCK

Now they're gonna run Spidey into the ground by forcing him into their shitty Venom universe. God fucking dammit.

Fuck off, Sony.

Nintex · « **Reply #38002 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:43:18 PM »

Sony wants nothing to do with Disney's ~~cooked~~ deep-fried books

Himu · « **Reply #38003 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:46:53 PM »

I checked out Ion Fury with all the hubbub and will be purchasing it.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #38004 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:53:38 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on August 20, 2019, 04:39:56 PM

Remember when games were about the games? This is what happens when just buy games from Steam Sales. I bet none of these people had the plan to play them and just had them sitting in the backlog.

DON‘T STEAM LIBRARY SHAME

benjipwns · « **Reply #38005 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:55:12 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 20, 2019, 04:41:47 PM

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FUCK FUCK FUCK

Now they're gonna run Spidey into the ground by forcing him into their shitty Venom universe. God fucking dammit.

Fuck off, Sony.

FUCK CAPITALISM

ALL POWER TO THE DISNEY

mormapope · « **Reply #38006 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:58:15 PM »

When the disillusioned Sony fanboy astroturfers......

And the disillusioned Disney binaries......

Have actually been posting in the same forum!

Himu · « **Reply #38007 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:59:16 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on August 20, 2019, 04:53:38 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on August 20, 2019, 04:39:56 PM
Remember when games were about the games? This is what happens when just buy games from Steam Sales. I bet none of these people had the plan to play them and just had them sitting in the backlog.

DON‘T STEAM LIBRARY SHAME

Time to give a negative review of a game i played 2 minutes of because they fell under pressure of the sjws so now i'm going to act like an sjw too by giving this game a 1 star review because I'm an emotional loser who stakes his personality and ideology in fucking video games

modern gamers lol

Uncle · « **Reply #38008 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:59:32 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on August 20, 2019, 04:31:15 PM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dating-apps-suck-for-women.135860/post-23749488
User banned (1 month): hostility, mansplaining towards another member, previously banned for similar

Online dating is just shitty in general, but if you think it's that bad for a woman you'd have written a book on what it's like being a man. The deck is heavily stacked in your favor.

Yeah, from reading the OP she seems generally awful.

someone needs to moderate that moderator for bansplaining

benjipwns · « **Reply #38009 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:00:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/voidpnt/status/1163861271936061440

USER BANNED: (DURATION PENDING) ADVOCATING PIRACY, DOWNPLAYING POLITICS, HISTORY OF SEVER INFARCTIONS, TROLLING, KINKSHAMING, JUNIOR ACCOUNT

BisMarckie · « **Reply #38010 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:01:54 PM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-poll-kamala-drops-hard-sanders-warren-in-dead-heat.136039/post-23758880

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Thequietone said:
And most of Bernie's second choice is Biden.
Just so blatant with what the appeal is.

VomKriege · « **Reply #38011 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:05:27 PM »

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do people not read? they wanted 50/50 co-finance NOT profits. which is still a bargain, since the last 2 spider-man films are pretty much 100% marvel studios productions.

Yes I'm sure Disney wanted to co-finance 50/50 (instead of 95-5 apparently) without any sort of proportional compensation in revenue. Sony just turned down that most generous offer because they're dumb and they smell.

I'm not privy to the negotiations but

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-sony-standoff-ends-marvel-studios-kevin-feige%E2%80%99s-involvement-in-%E2%80%98spider-man%E2%80%99.136161/post-23775393

stufte · « **Reply #38012 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:08:23 PM »

Quote from: Uncle on August 20, 2019, 04:59:32 PM

Quote from: benjipwns on August 20, 2019, 04:31:15 PM
Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/dating-apps-suck-for-women.135860/post-23749488
User banned (1 month): hostility, mansplaining towards another member, previously banned for similar

Online dating is just shitty in general, but if you think it's that bad for a woman you'd have written a book on what it's like being a man. The deck is heavily stacked in your favor.

Yeah, from reading the OP she seems generally awful.

someone needs to moderate that moderator for bansplaining

Lol how is that "mansplaining"

VomKriege · « **Reply #38013 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:11:13 PM »

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Just buy Sony pictures ffs already and before someone mentions monopolies I don’t give a shit about monopolies in movies and television or if Sony makes a billion, or even Disney makes a billion, or Feige takes a shit...

I just want Holland in the MCU

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-sony-standoff-ends-marvel-studios-kevin-feige%E2%80%99s-involvement-in-%E2%80%98spider-man%E2%80%99.136161/post-23775460

VomKriege · « **Reply #38014 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:15:21 PM »

Jesus there's too many messages to quote.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38015 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:15:33 PM »

Disney 👏 IP 👏 Rights 👏 are 👏 Human 👏 Rights 👏

VomKriege · « **Reply #38016 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:20:23 PM »

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Thanks for ironically going to see Venom guys. Real good job. Hope you sleep well at night.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-sony-standoff-ends-marvel-studios-kevin-feige%E2%80%99s-involvement-in-%E2%80%98spider-man%E2%80%99.136161/post-23777033

benjipwns · « **Reply #38017 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:22:15 PM »

some posters rn

Nintex · « **Reply #38018 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:25:35 PM »

This is like the 2019 version of the Nintendo/SONY SNES CD dispute.

THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE

Raist · « **Reply #38019 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:27:03 PM »

Quote from: stufte on August 20, 2019, 05:08:23 PM

Quote from: Uncle on August 20, 2019, 04:59:32 PM
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User banned (1 month): hostility, mansplaining towards another member, previously banned for similar

Online dating is just shitty in general, but if you think it's that bad for a woman you'd have written a book on what it's like being a man. The deck is heavily stacked in your favor.

Yeah, from reading the OP she seems generally awful.

someone needs to moderate that moderator for bansplaining

Lol how is that "mansplaining"

Holy fuck that OP is something else

"Hey guys, I'm a giant cunt. Also online dating sucks plz advise."

VomKriege · « **Reply #38020 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:27:13 PM »

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I'm selling my PS4

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-sony-standoff-ends-marvel-studios-kevin-feige%E2%80%99s-involvement-in-%E2%80%98spider-man%E2%80%99.136161/post-23776930

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #38021 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:31:15 PM »

I'm an expert on japanese culture, and honor and shame are huge parts of it. By sitting around and letting disney/marvel make a spiderman film whilst they just count the profits, sony pictures have brought great shame (wasabi) and dishonor (hikkikomori) to sony corporation. Sony pictures need to restore their honor (didiododoronpachi) by making a high quality spiderman film by themselves.

And they will do this by bringing us the first all female spiderman film.

VomKriege · « **Reply #38022 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:36:08 PM »

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Spider-Man should be in the public domain.

Yes, alongside most of Marvel and Disney characters.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-sony-standoff-ends-marvel-studios-kevin-feige%E2%80%99s-involvement-in-%E2%80%98spider-man%E2%80%99.136161/post-23777023

benjipwns · « **Reply #38023 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:39:08 PM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/disney-sony-standoff-ends-marvel-studios-kevin-feige%E2%80%99s-involvement-in-%E2%80%98spider-man%E2%80%99.136161/post-23777047

In what world do you think the current MCU doesn't need Spidey?!

benjipwns · « **Reply #38024 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:39:43 PM »

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Nobody gives a shit if Disney is "greedy," fans are ultimately the ones who are going to lose when Sony tries to go it alone on a SCU.
This exactly. It’s only a matter of time before Sony fucks it up

And the greatest Superhero of all time suffers

benjipwns · « **Reply #38025 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:40:29 PM »

lol at that thread already hitting thirty pages

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #38026 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:40:40 PM »

"mansplaning towards another user"

Shouldn't that be "mansplaining at another user"

or "mansplaining to another user"

these mod bots are getting rusty.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38027 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:40:41 PM »

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Imagine being such a wimp that you side against a whole entertainment franchise (mcu) just out of spite, some people in here are mentally on the level of toddlers.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38028 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:41:30 PM »

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Are you seriously stanning for Venom and ASM? Weird hill to die on, but ok.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38029 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:41:56 PM »

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It’s not BS. Sony wanted 95% of the profit for 0% of the work. That’s exploitation.

Nintex · « **Reply #38030 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:44:36 PM »

Disney made Spider-Man relevant again and Sony bought the studio that produced their hit game.

With Tom Holland and the director willing to continue working with Sony there was no downside for Sony to take on Disney with their own formula.
The average movie goer won't care if Spider-Man 3 is published by Disney or Sony. In fact, Sony won't have to wait around for Feige's planned cinematic universe to play out.
Won't surprise me if next we'll see a Spider-Man TV-series something in a deal between Sony and Netflix.

Disney made a really dumb move by handing Sony the candy store, not covering their behind and offering just a 50% cut when Sony can get the full 100% of the next billion dollar Spider-Man movie with the only downside being that Spider-Man won't be a cameo in a gazillion MCU movies that Sony doesn't earn a penny from.

I bet it was the executives in Japan that noticed that other than Kevin Feige's golden dick, Disney was holding 2's and they had a royal flush.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38031 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:45:44 PM »

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https://twitter.com/ManaByte/status/1163911459539054594
Which Era member from this thread tweeted that?

Don Rumata · « **Reply #38032 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:48:07 PM »

This Sony v Disney scandal is what the Second Amendment was penned for by the Founding Fathers...

"Hasta La vista, Siempre" - CheGuevara

Anti-Monitor · « **Reply #38033 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:48:39 PM »

Quote from: shosta on August 20, 2019, 05:46:41 PM

Did these people even watch the last Spider Man movies? They sucked ass.

I wouldn't say sucked ass but they are definitely overrated just because they are part of the MCU franchise. Venom was way more fun, which was surprising since it looked like it was going to fucking suck.

Tasty · « **Reply #38034 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:48:46 PM »

Quote from: shosta on August 20, 2019, 05:45:19 PM

Venom was a great movie

Can we newsfeed this for perpetual-shame purposes?

Rman · « **Reply #38035 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:49:13 PM »

Didn't know kids films were such serious bizness at ERA lol.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38036 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:51:21 PM »

lmao at this dude pushing the awful Peter Coffin so hard:

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Anyone scratcing their heads at all the feelings in this thread should give this video a watch.

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I posted this earlier, but the thread is moving so fast.

In capitalism, I can totally see a man in his 40's act like this.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38037 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:52:28 PM »

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No marvel means I can go back to ignoring Spiderman movies.

Honestly, what is Sony thinking.

benjipwns · « **Reply #38038 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:53:00 PM »

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Didn’t see the ManaByte part, yikes. That’s actually embarrassing for this forum. Obviously this clueless guy doesn’t represent everyone but to be this blatant is actually embarrassing considering how much he posts here. He must be sweating with anger

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38039 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:54:47 PM »

Manchildren does not even describe that thread jfc:lol

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