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« Reply #38400 on: August 21, 2019, 02:17:49 PM »
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« Reply #38401 on: August 21, 2019, 02:21:17 PM »
I had the pleasure of watching a family cry when spiderman dusted in part 1, was fucking hilarious, I laughed harder than what was socially acceptable. Part 2 I was sitting behind an annoying couple where the BF was explaining who everyone was to the GF.

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« Reply #38402 on: August 21, 2019, 02:44:33 PM »
The real best aniimated movies are the DC ones, while spider verse was great it's nowhere near that level.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38403 on: August 21, 2019, 02:53:28 PM »
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:lol

seeing uterus there made me think

are there any men on board this train?

everything you've posted from this movement is either posted by a woman or sure seems feminine in nature
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38404 on: August 21, 2019, 03:01:22 PM »
The biggest problem with the MCU Spidey was the over reliance on giving Spidey a huge supporting cast that all know his secret identity (so no real drama) so losing all of the iron man characters and his joke machine high school friends might actually make the movies feel ike spider-man again.

MCU spidey should have just been miles.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38405 on: August 21, 2019, 03:03:27 PM »
The real best aniimated movies are the DC ones, while spider verse was great it's nowhere near that level.

I disagree. The DCAU as in the shows from Batman TAS to JLU are excellent, but the movies for the most part were always kinda eh with very few exceptions.
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« Reply #38406 on: August 21, 2019, 03:07:17 PM »
the earliest ones that were just extended episodes of the show were good

mask of the phantasm and return of the joker
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« Reply #38407 on: August 21, 2019, 03:08:14 PM »
why is gamestop dying anyway
do people not buy vidya anymore or something? or is it amazon or the like to blame

even at the height of retail sales why the fuck would you go to gamestop? are you that pathetic that you have no one to talk to that the idea of getting the run around about how you should buy an open copy of a new game, sign up for a shitty membership service or pre-order the hottest HOT HOT HOT new shooter is appealing to you?

never understood the fascination with shopping at gamestop.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38408 on: August 21, 2019, 03:17:31 PM »
why is gamestop dying anyway
do people not buy vidya anymore or something? or is it amazon or the like to blame

even at the height of retail sales why the fuck would you go to gamestop? are you that pathetic that you have no one to talk to that the idea of getting the run around about how you should buy an open copy of a new game, sign up for a shitty membership service or pre-order the hottest HOT HOT HOT new shooter is appealing to you?

never understood the fascination with shopping at gamestop.

It's not really a fascination so much as it's the easiest place to get a physical copy of a game for me, because goddamn Best Buy and Wal-Mart never like to have shit on release date for some reason.  I also remedy all that shit you listed by simply saying "no thanks" and being done with it.

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« Reply #38409 on: August 21, 2019, 03:23:30 PM »
yeah I don't know why the fuck wal mart never has games on release day

they're not in the rack and then you ask the guy working there if they have it and he sighs because you're imposing so greatly upon him and he stumbles to the back room turns 360 degrees and walks away and tells you they don't have it
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« Reply #38410 on: August 21, 2019, 03:26:22 PM »
I think MCU Spider-man has been pretty good. Thought Spider-Verse was the best Spider man movie. Think Spider man movies have been pretty good. Think it would suck to take him out of the MCU. Especially since I feel like with Iron Man and Cap gone there isn’t really a character in the MCU to like. Teenager Parker was pretty good.

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« Reply #38411 on: August 21, 2019, 03:30:14 PM »
I shop at GameStop because they have games. Simple as that. Best Buy and Target don’t have every game and certainly don’t have older games or accessories. Gamestop does and that’s it. Can the clerks be annoying? Yeah. So can they be at any store. Best Buy recently has had overly helpful clerks as well. Do they try and sell me stuff? Yes. Target also tries and sell me their red card or warranties.

Whatever I deal with it. It’s really harmless.


Though Gamestop does tend to have awkward nerds just gathering around, but whatever. It’s a confidence boost knowing I’m not them heh.

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« Reply #38412 on: August 21, 2019, 03:36:16 PM »
Though Gamestop does tend to have awkward nerds just gathering around, but whatever. It’s a confidence boost knowing I’m not them heh.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38413 on: August 21, 2019, 03:37:23 PM »
why is gamestop dying anyway
do people not buy vidya anymore or something? or is it amazon or the like to blame

even at the height of retail sales why the fuck would you go to gamestop? are you that pathetic that you have no one to talk to that the idea of getting the run around about how you should buy an open copy of a new game, sign up for a shitty membership service or pre-order the hottest HOT HOT HOT new shooter is appealing to you?

never understood the fascination with shopping at gamestop.

It's not really a fascination so much as it's the easiest place to get a physical copy of a game for me, because goddamn Best Buy and Wal-Mart never like to have shit on release date for some reason.  I also remedy all that shit you listed by simply saying "no thanks" and being done with it.

this is fake news.

best buy, target, walmart, etc. always have new games stocked.. don't know what you are talking about. and at gamestop 9 times out of 10 unless what you were buying was normie-tier shit like CoD or Madden they never had new releases either because they often only ordered 1 extra copy outside of pre-orders (and then would open it up and charge new price for an opened game)

GameStop did well for a long time for a bunch of reasons;   each of those reasons has sort of eroded away over the years.  They used to be one of the only places to do pre-orders, to trade-in or sell your games, and they were on every damn corner and inside every mall.

pre-ordering games is the top reason to shop at gamestop.... of course it is riotous.

if you pre-order games you are a fucking idiot.

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« Reply #38414 on: August 21, 2019, 03:38:34 PM »
Whatever I bathe and smell good. Don’t wear Smash Bros shirts. I’m feeling better.

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« Reply #38415 on: August 21, 2019, 03:39:19 PM »
Last time I walked into Gamestop it was 20 percent games and 80 percent nerd fetish shit. It was revolting.

It was like they hired the creative team from Spencers and asked them to redesign the stores.

It also reminded me of the final days of Blockbuster and what it turned into.


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« Reply #38416 on: August 21, 2019, 03:40:48 PM »
I mean they bought Think Geek and thought the solution to their problems was buying into Funko Pops.

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« Reply #38417 on: August 21, 2019, 03:41:24 PM »
My Walmart always has the new shit too, at midnight most of the time.

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« Reply #38418 on: August 21, 2019, 03:45:01 PM »
My Walmart always has the new shit too, at midnight most of the time.

that's for hype shit like halo 9

when I went in on release day and asked the clerk for senran kagura peach ball he looked at me like I had a dakimakura on my head
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« Reply #38419 on: August 21, 2019, 03:45:50 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-just-read-about-otherkin-those-who-claim-they-are-are-they-roleplaying-or-do-they-actually-believe-in-it.136330/#post-23804700

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Uh.. I'm probably gonna regret this but Otherkin here.

I can't speak for all of them but at least for myself, it definitely isn't roleplay to me. My identity is heavily ingrained in my lifestyle, and impacts me on varying degrees. Do I go out in public and walk around and meow and stuff? No, because I understand that's not a think society would understand or be okay with. But when I'm in the comfort of my own privacy, do I act the way I am comfortable and identify with? Yes.

It's not "really strange", and at least a decent portion of us are relatively cool people. (At least, me and my partner think I'm pretty alright.)

It's an identity like any other and doesn't effect anyone. So what is there to wrap anyone's head around?

:hmm
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« Reply #38420 on: August 21, 2019, 03:46:49 PM »
that thread is getting so locked so quickly
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« Reply #38421 on: August 21, 2019, 03:48:29 PM »
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I have a hard time with these sort of things because these subcultures are used as examples and jokes to dismiss legitimate medical condition like gender dysmorphia and trans issues.

I don’t care these subcultures exist and in a perfect world a lot of these people are harmless in comparison to say anti-vaxxers or “science” bigots (those who use false or outdated science to be racist or homophobic) but at the same time I wish they would stay a fun subculture instead of trying for some legitimate standing because it muddies the water and contributes to the Rachel Dolezal effect.
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There are people who believe they are otherkin or identify as otherkin, but it isn't real and shouldn't be treated as such. Things like otherkin are in the same vein as "transracial", that only serve to weaken the actual fight that we have over gender identity in the world.



Bingo. It can directly contribute to dangerous, harmful rhetoric.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38422 on: August 21, 2019, 03:53:48 PM »
why is gamestop dying anyway
do people not buy vidya anymore or something? or is it amazon or the like to blame

even at the height of retail sales why the fuck would you go to gamestop? are you that pathetic that you have no one to talk to that the idea of getting the run around about how you should buy an open copy of a new game, sign up for a shitty membership service or pre-order the hottest HOT HOT HOT new shooter is appealing to you?

never understood the fascination with shopping at gamestop.

It's not really a fascination so much as it's the easiest place to get a physical copy of a game for me, because goddamn Best Buy and Wal-Mart never like to have shit on release date for some reason.  I also remedy all that shit you listed by simply saying "no thanks" and being done with it.

this is fake news.

best buy, target, walmart, etc. always have new games stocked.. don't know what you are talking about. and at gamestop 9 times out of 10 unless what you were buying was normie-tier shit like CoD or Madden they never had new releases either because they often only ordered 1 extra copy outside of pre-orders (and then would open it up and charge new price for an opened game)


Alright, I guess I was hallucinating the few times I decided to bypass Gamestop and use my Gamers' Club discount on release day only to find my Best Buy didn't have shit.  Or when Amazon release date delivery screwed me.  Or when, like I said, Wal-Mart straight up didn't have shit they had advertised.  My bad.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38423 on: August 21, 2019, 03:53:55 PM »
Quote from: Matthew77, post: 23805965, member: 25606
I have a hard time with these sort of things because these subcultures are used as examples and jokes to dismiss legitimate medical condition like gender dysmorphia and trans issues.

I don’t care these subcultures exist and in a perfect world a lot of these people are harmless in comparison to say anti-vaxxers or “science” bigots (those who use false or outdated science to be racist or homophobic) but at the same time I wish they would stay a fun subculture instead of trying for some legitimate standing because it muddies the water and contributes to the Rachel Dolezal effect.
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There are people who believe they are otherkin or identify as otherkin, but it isn't real and shouldn't be treated as such. Things like otherkin are in the same vein as "transracial", that only serve to weaken the actual fight that we have over gender identity in the world.



Bingo. It can directly contribute to dangerous, harmful rhetoric.

:hmm

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Hey, no. I'm trans too and I can tell you that otherkin have no effect on trans identities. Transracial stuff does. Otherkin doesn't. Kind of makes me upset to read this coming from a trans mod.
I can tell you it does, and there's plenty of people in this thread echoing the same thing. It might be worth reevaluating your preconception that there is no link between someone identifying as another race or someone identifying as another species. Both are extremely harmful to the fight for gender identity as they are co-opted by others as weapons against gender identity.

Additionally, I'm not staff anymore.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38424 on: August 21, 2019, 03:59:29 PM »
Otherkins are kinda hot when they use tail buttplugs.

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« Reply #38425 on: August 21, 2019, 04:07:31 PM »
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I'm not sure why we're giving people who punch down at trans folks by equating them with otherkin any credence in the first place.

If otherkin weren't a thing, it's not like they'd suddenly see the light regarding trans issues.
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Just because otherkin are an easy target for those sorts of people doesn't mean we reward them by going, "Yes, those people are weird. But we're nothing like them. You should laugh at them."

yes you should

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« Reply #38426 on: August 21, 2019, 04:07:57 PM »
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:lol

seeing uterus there made me think

are there any men on board this train?

everything you've posted from this movement is either posted by a woman or sure seems feminine in nature

Seems a few, but it's definitely mostly women.



lmao straight-sized
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« Reply #38427 on: August 21, 2019, 04:14:16 PM »
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« Reply #38428 on: August 21, 2019, 04:17:27 PM »
Having him as a kid for two movies sucks ass, I probably overplay my love for the Tobey movies for exaggeration, but I genuinely enjoyed the drama and intensity of it all.

I had zero desire to see this new movie despite liking Spiderman, and it's hilarious how any discussion of the movie post-watching is just
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The funny thing is I don't even like Tobey as Spider-Man and found him to be the weakest part of the Raimi movies (of which I only truly like the first one). I'm in the minority of thinking that there hasn't been a live action Spidey I liked without caveats.

But goddamn I don't want teen Spidey. I want either struggling to make it to Dr. Connors class while selling photos for pennies and barely keeping MJ around college student Pete or nearing 30 struggling with the job market and keeping his marriage together Pete. I always liked the whole relatable aspects to Spider-Man and how as he got older e still had relatable problems which made him stand out from Mutants at an academy, an Alien raised in Kansas, billionaire with severe mental issues, etc. but keeping him as a teen forever in most adaptions and comics just makes him a character you grow out of quickly (insert har har you should grow out of it anyway dork jokes) instead of one that's interesting to follow. It's probably I ended up liking the game as much as I did in spite of it's flaws, and why Peter in Spider-Verse is the closest to what I'd want in a movie. Helps a lot that the game somehow actually had the balls to do shit the comics were too afraid too for years, even though a big part of the appeal to Spider-Man comics was at the time they would pull shit that stuck.

tl;dr

Fuck One More Day.

i've said the same shit. Spidey is about an every man.

Who literally gives a fuck about teenage Peter Parker? He is a teenager in like 20-30 issues of the original Amazing then graduates HS and goes to college. Then real shit happens and he fucking drops out. Peter Parker is an every man, poor mother fucker who can barely afford ends meet, while his own lone family (Aunt May) lives home alone and struggles to pay bills, while he works a thankless job as a super hero risking his life every damn night while his supportive also poverty stricken wife worries for his safety. Meanwhile dude is going to school on top of all this crap and has to balance a goddamn marriage.

That's the appeal of Spider-Man.

This teenage shit. who literally CARES.
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« Reply #38429 on: August 21, 2019, 04:20:04 PM »
And he's straight sized!

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« Reply #38430 on: August 21, 2019, 04:20:56 PM »
This is also why I liked Spider Verse so much.

Oh wow, actual Spider-Man and not some movie studio's horse shit.

Name any famous Spider-Man story. Venom, Gwen Stacy, him working as a teacher in the goddamn ghetto. He's an adult. I do not give a FUCK about Ultimate Spider-Man and the teenage shit. I keep hoping the next set of Spider-Man films bomb so Sony can finally unfuck themselves and make Spider-Man an adult every man that people actually know and love.
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« Reply #38431 on: August 21, 2019, 04:21:37 PM »
venom (2018) is good

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« Reply #38432 on: August 21, 2019, 04:22:17 PM »
My Walmart always has the new shit too, at midnight most of the time.

that's for hype shit like halo 9

when I went in on release day and asked the clerk for senran kagura peach ball he looked at me like I had a dakimakura on my head

Honestly it's almost impossible to find obscure weeb games or physical releases of niche indie games at Best Buy or Walmart, that's really the only reason I still bother with GS.
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« Reply #38433 on: August 21, 2019, 04:23:25 PM »
This is also why I'm so confused about the MCU spider-man uproar. His stuff is average Spider-Man material. Likable if you just you want some Spidey but definitely top of the top Spidey stories.

I'm so astounded by the reaction of people no longer getting mediocre Spider-Man stories.
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« Reply #38434 on: August 21, 2019, 04:25:34 PM »
Who really cares about the teenage shit?


People who bought Ultimate Spider-man for years and made it one of the most successful things Marvel ever did. The thing that serves as one of the examples of the modern take of the character.

Also how does telling stories of the teenage Spider-Man take away from his everyday man thing? Every person has been a teenager. The problems teenage Spider-man faces are relatable problems.

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« Reply #38435 on: August 21, 2019, 04:26:54 PM »
My Walmart always has the new shit too, at midnight most of the time.

that's for hype shit like halo 9

when I went in on release day and asked the clerk for senran kagura peach ball he looked at me like I had a dakimakura on my head
tbh they've always had the Yakuza games but maybe those have transcended into slightly above weab game tier

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38436 on: August 21, 2019, 04:27:12 PM »
This is also why I liked Spider Verse so much.

Oh wow, actual Spider-Man and not some movie studio's horse shit.

Name any famous Spider-Man story. Venom, Gwen Stacy, him working as a teacher in the goddamn ghetto. He's an adult. I do not give a FUCK about Ultimate Spider-Man and the teenage shit. I keep hoping the next set of Spider-Man films bomb so Sony can finally unfuck themselves and make Spider-Man an adult every man that people actually know and love.
Spider-Verse was great. Best superhero movie in the last few years.
I agree with you on going with adult Spidey in the next iteration of the Spider Man movies. I didn't mind the MCU Spiderman, but I'm ready for Peter to be a grown up again.

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« Reply #38437 on: August 21, 2019, 04:27:29 PM »
Fuck Ultimate Spider-Man.

It's okay and benefited from having a single writer for most (all? haven't read in years) of its run.

But who ultimately (lol) cares. Just because something is popular doesn't mean I have the obligation to give a single one of my fucks.

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« Reply #38438 on: August 21, 2019, 04:28:11 PM »
I love the argument here.

Make the Spider-man people love.

Fuck you for making a spider-man based on comics people love and movies that were successful. I can’t understand why there’s an uproar about these movies and character interpretation that people like.

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« Reply #38439 on: August 21, 2019, 04:31:56 PM »
At one point in time Ultimate Spider-Man was just its own thing in its own land. Now teen Spider-Man is basically the status quo and it's dog shit.
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« Reply #38440 on: August 21, 2019, 04:32:43 PM »
Fuck Ultimate Spider-Man.

It's okay and benefited from having a single writer for most (all? haven't read in years) of its run.

But who ultimately (lol) cares. Just because something is popular doesn't mean I have the obligation to give a single one of my fucks.
Where is this logic?

You don’t care about it.

But stop asking who cares about it. Because clearly it’s a much loved interpretation of the character. So much so that people like the movies clearly influenced by it. From the games to the movies it’s a noteworthy part of the character.


I don’t understand the problem with their being variations of a character Spider-man like Batman is not stuck as one version. Marvel decided to go with teenage Spider-man and it’s worked for their movies.

I’m not going to complain if they decide to do the original 5 X-men as a starting point either. Even though that is obviously not the major part of X-men.

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« Reply #38441 on: August 21, 2019, 04:34:57 PM »
How is it the most pervelant?

It’s not the comic character.

It wasn’t the Rami character.

It’s not the video game character. Not even PS4 Spider-man.

It’s not even all the cartoon characters.

It’s really just these movies. Which are clearly leading to college Spider-man.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38442 on: August 21, 2019, 04:34:59 PM »
I really need to play that game man.

I have to play a fucking video game to get my Spider-Man fix.

The comics shat on its audience. The movies think the appeal of Spider-Man is a teen superhero (???). The video game is all I got left lmao. 

That's why I latch on to Spider Verse. It's all I have besides back issues I've already read lmao
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38443 on: August 21, 2019, 04:40:50 PM »
I love the argument here.

Make the Spider-man people love.

Fuck you for making a spider-man based on comics people love and movies that were successful. I can’t understand why there’s an uproar about these movies and character interpretation that people like.

I mean adult Spidey was depicted in a game that sold like 13 million copies so it's not like there's a gulf between the popularity of teen Pete and Adult Pete
ok and? People like Spider-man in general. My point is that it’s dumb to complain or ask who the fuck cares about teen Spider-man. As if it is some bastardization of the character.

But I know this is another episode of “I

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38444 on: August 21, 2019, 04:42:43 PM »
:nerds

Let’s talk about stuff cool guys enjoy, like Metal Gear Solid and Persona. :smug

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38445 on: August 21, 2019, 04:43:26 PM »
How is it the most pervelant?

It’s not the comic character.

It wasn’t the Rami character.

It’s not the video game character. Not even PS4 Spider-man.

It’s not even all the cartoon characters.

It’s really just these movies. Which are clearly leading to college Spider-man.

Haven't the comics mostly focused on teen Pete for over a decade now? Outside of that you got two movie series focusing on teen Pete. The Raimi movies were a long time ago now and I mentioned the videogame as being kind of an exception nowadays. Spider-verse is as well but seemed to get away with it cause they still had a teen in Miles as the primary protagonist.

Comics focus on adult Pete but it's still post-One More Day and Peter, last I checked, isn't really an every man. At one point, every in NYC gets spider powers. It's really fucking dumb. I was going to say distinguished mentally-challenged but I'm trying to cut that out of my vocab and EVOLVE, like Spider-Man. And then Osbourne kills Peter and takes over his body and he's a total dick to everyone. But other than that, he works for a highly successful science lab or whatever or something. I haven't read them in years lmao
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38446 on: August 21, 2019, 04:44:09 PM »
Also kudos to the game and Spider-Verse for finally making a Miles everybody likes. And all they had to do was make him a Terry McGinnis like protege instead of "yo Pete's dead so here's his replacement".

Which is funny since Terry McGinnis is basically "what if Spider-Man was Batman and not a dork"

I feel SpiderVerse also does this to an extent, even if the moral ended being “do your own thing”. Then again SpiderVerse’s Miles is just DCU Statick Shock.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38447 on: August 21, 2019, 04:45:51 PM »
I love the argument here.

Make the Spider-man people love.

Fuck you for making a spider-man based on comics people love and movies that were successful. I can’t understand why there’s an uproar about these movies and character interpretation that people like.

I mean adult Spidey was depicted in a game that sold like 13 million copies so it's not like there's a gulf between the popularity of teen Pete and Adult Pete
ok and? People like Spider-man in general. My point is that it’s dumb to complain or ask who the fuck cares about teen Spider-man. As if it is some bastardization of the character.

But I know this is another episode of “I

When you boil Spider-Man down to geeky nerd who just makes pop culture references but lacks the struggle, the toil, and the punches of life then yes you are a bastardization of Spider-Man.

The "who literally cares" is rhetorical because obviously people care because those Marvel Spider-Man movies sold well at the box office. I don't care about teenage Spider-Man and I don't understand why I should have to defend feeling that way.

Also kudos to the game and Spider-Verse for finally making a Miles everybody likes. And all they had to do was make him a Terry McGinnis like protege instead of "yo Pete's dead so here's his replacement".

Which is funny since Terry McGinnis is basically "what if Spider-Man was Batman and not a dork"

I feel SpiderVerse also does this to an extent, even if the moral ended being “do your own thing”. Then again SpiderVerse’s Miles is just DCU Statick Shock.

It is but it also gives us some hope with actual Spider-Man in it and not just a dumb fuck teenager.
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38448 on: August 21, 2019, 04:49:13 PM »
How is it the most pervelant?

It’s not the comic character.

It wasn’t the Rami character.

It’s not the video game character. Not even PS4 Spider-man.

It’s not even all the cartoon characters.

It’s really just these movies. Which are clearly leading to college Spider-man.

Haven't the comics mostly focused on teen Pete for over a decade now? Outside of that you got two movie series focusing on teen Pete. The Raimi movies were a long time ago now and I mentioned the videogame as being kind of an exception nowadays. Spider-verse is as well but seemed to get away with it cause they still had a teen in Miles as the primary protagonist.
No. Ultimate Teen Peter Parker hasn’t been the focus in nearly a decade. He isn’t even used and hasn’t been since Miles really. Mainline Parker has been an adult and has recently had his status quo been shifted back to something more normal. He had been a CEO and kind of an Iron Man figure for a year or 2 but that’s over now.

The Peter in comics is a 20 something guy. Not a teen.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38449 on: August 21, 2019, 04:50:22 PM »
venom (2018) is good

Kemode said he liked it, but I can't in good conscience see a movie with an rt score that low.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38450 on: August 21, 2019, 04:51:30 PM »
what you all doing watching films about teenage boys in tight little costumes shooting their load everywhere?

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38451 on: August 21, 2019, 04:52:02 PM »
If you want me to get extra dorky and somewhat pretentious about Spider-Man :expert

The whole relatable shit and every man aspect of Peter all feed into the real defining thing about him that they keep hammering bluntly so people can get it. The whole "With great power comes great responsibility" thing is all about how Pete constantly slips and has to relearn that lesson, sometimes learns it the hard way. If you want to be more optimistic it's a character that always gets back up no matter how many times shit happens to him.

You can still do that with him being a teen, sure, but that narrows shit down usually. Plus having prom and class field trips be central parts to whatever stories he's going through is kinda "eh" to a dude like me who is far removed from that shit.

I remember being a teenager and being able to go on class trips across Europe. Very relatable stuff there. :poop
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38452 on: August 21, 2019, 04:52:27 PM »
Somebody give me a married, adult Pete who can't pay his bills and a fucking Maximum Carnage adaptation ASAP or fuck off

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38453 on: August 21, 2019, 04:56:22 PM »
Somebody give me a married, adult Pete who can't pay his bills and a fucking Maximum Carnage adaptation ASAP or fuck off

I still enjoy the hell out of that shitty beat em up

That one, Separation Anxiety and The Death & Return of Superman are in heavy rotation in my PS Classic since I loaded RetroArch on it.  I read the arcs as they were hitting the stands as a kid so all of those stories have a special place in my heart.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38454 on: August 21, 2019, 04:57:52 PM »
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I have a hard time with these sort of things because these subcultures are used as examples and jokes to dismiss legitimate medical condition like gender dysmorphia and trans issues.

I don’t care these subcultures exist and in a perfect world a lot of these people are harmless in comparison to say anti-vaxxers or “science” bigots (those who use false or outdated science to be racist or homophobic) but at the same time I wish they would stay a fun subculture instead of trying for some legitimate standing because it muddies the water and contributes to the Rachel Dolezal effect.
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There are people who believe they are otherkin or identify as otherkin, but it isn't real and shouldn't be treated as such. Things like otherkin are in the same vein as "transracial", that only serve to weaken the actual fight that we have over gender identity in the world.



Bingo. It can directly contribute to dangerous, harmful rhetoric.

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Hey, no. I'm trans too and I can tell you that otherkin have no effect on trans identities. Transracial stuff does. Otherkin doesn't. Kind of makes me upset to read this coming from a trans mod.
I can tell you it does, and there's plenty of people in this thread echoing the same thing. It might be worth reevaluating your preconception that there is no link between someone identifying as another race or someone identifying as another species. Both are extremely harmful to the fight for gender identity as they are co-opted by others as weapons against gender identity.

Additionally, I'm not staff anymore.

when people argue with you, make sure they know that every single statement they made is wrong and correct them no matter how much it hurts  :'(

A code I live by, tbh

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38455 on: August 21, 2019, 05:00:11 PM »
Somebody give me a married, adult Pete who can't pay his bills and a fucking Maximum Carnage adaptation ASAP or fuck off

my man
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38456 on: August 21, 2019, 05:00:43 PM »
If you want me to get extra dorky and somewhat pretentious about Spider-Man :expert

The whole relatable shit and every man aspect of Peter all feed into the real defining thing about him that they keep hammering bluntly so people can get it. The whole "With great power comes great responsibility" thing is all about how Pete constantly slips and has to relearn that lesson, sometimes learns it the hard way. If you want to be more optimistic it's a character that always gets back up no matter how many times shit happens to him.

You can still do that with him being a teen, sure, but that narrows shit down usually. Plus having prom and class field trips be central parts to whatever stories he's going through is kinda "eh" to a dude like me who is far removed from that shit.

I remember being a teenager and being able to go on class trips across Europe. Very relatable stuff there. :poop
I mean Peter Parker also isn’t a trans person who loves bbc videos. You aren’t going to find everything relatable to him.

But what actually happens in the movie. His stuff with trying to live up to your inspirations, make time for a social life, awkward romance. Those are everyday things that people can relate to. Those are aspects of the character.

But yes get stuck on the fact that he is just a middle class white guy in these movies and not dirt poor.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38457 on: August 21, 2019, 05:02:22 PM »
Somebody give me a married, adult Pete who can't pay his bills and a fucking Maximum Carnage adaptation ASAP or fuck off


I actually know one of the dudes who was in the gangbang scene from that, I never needed or wanted to see his ass, but it was there.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38458 on: August 21, 2019, 05:03:02 PM »
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on planet earth who enjoys the Fantastic 4 PSX beat em up.

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on planet earth who played and loved the fuck out of Too Human, so I empathize.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #38459 on: August 21, 2019, 05:06:04 PM »
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:lol

seeing uterus there made me think

are there any men on board this train?

everything you've posted from this movement is either posted by a woman or sure seems feminine in nature

Seems a few, but it's definitely mostly women.

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lmao straight-sized

smile at a fat person?

won't they think you're laughing at their size and prompt more posts like this?

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