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[nachobro]

free mousepad

[Momo]

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/cvukuu/darq_developers_on_twitter_in_answer_to_tim/

This guy played his cards perfectly. r/pcgaming is polishing his knob so hard .

[BisMarckie]

Pretty much what I expected from a StarCitizen fundraiser. Everyone's pretty much white...

 

White people in Germany? I am shocked.

[Boredfrom]

Pretending to care about women's sports to own the libs.

 

[Great Rumbler]

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/cvukuu/darq_developers_on_twitter_in_answer_to_tim/

This guy played his cards perfectly. r/pcgaming is polishing his knob so hard .

Can't knock that hustle.

[VomKriege]

Pretty much what I expected from a StarCitizen fundraiser. Everyone's pretty much white...

 

White people in Germany? I am shocked.

You know some whales flew from all over the world. Not to give RustyMind a point but I wouldn't be surprised the demographic leans very heavily in white males over 30-40.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

[headwalk]

i couldn't get past the first 20 minutes of night in the woods. all the characters spoke in that exact same cringeworthy

https://old.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/cvukuu/darq_developers_on_twitter_in_answer_to_tim/

This guy played his cards perfectly. r/pcgaming is polishing his knob so hard .

timmy will take him up on the offer then put it in a two-pack with borderlands 3 for a 99% discount. they'll lose millions but that's like 20 minutes of fortnite money.

[BisMarckie]

Proud to announce my debut game: Bire Citizen.

The fundraiser will be held at a place where we serve exquisite Mexican food that was not all just picked up at Taco Bell.

[headwalk]

also i couldn't get further than 20 minutes into night at the woods. it's written in that sort of cringeworthy reddit upvote party way that makes you sure it's written by a nonce or at least some kind of deviant/rapist.

[stufte]

I don't believe Zoe Quinn.

 

[BisMarckie]

Pretty much what I expected from a StarCitizen fundraiser. Everyone's pretty much white...

 

White people in Germany? I am shocked.

You know some whales flew from all over the world. Not to give RustyMind a point but I wouldn't be surprised the demographic leans very heavily in white males over 30-40.

Fair point. I never thought about people willing to fly around the globe to eat bar food. 

[Himu]

Sham...poo?

[headwalk]

play night at the woods mate.

even if quinn is false flagging him, i guarantee there's a pizza party folder somewhere on his hard drive.

[Momo]

nonces and dennis have feelings too man

[BisMarckie]

play night at the woods mate.

No one ever should.

[Momo]

Sham...poo?

i think it's because of the the oil of ogay thing, not sure

[headwalk]

No one ever should.

except jurors.

[stufte]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/alec-holowka-night-in-the-woods-towerfall-accused-of-sexual-assault.137449/post-23972157

Jezus. I'm not a big fan of Zoe, but this is nuts.

uh oh...

What has Zoe done to lose your liking of her?

if anyone is here to write

"i'm not a big fan of [...] but"

have a word with yourself and walk away from your keyboard.

You can't be a woman on the internet and get away with it.

Imagine coming into a thread about someone recounting their painful experience of being assaulted to say you're "not a fan" of that person

Posts like this confuse and sort of disgust me. What has your opinion of someone got to do with them being sexually assaulted? You really couldn't comment on the awful nature of the statements without saying how much you dislike them? Honestly this post is baffling and I can't comprehend how you thought that was a relevant and appropriate comment to make.

 

Like clockwork.

[Momo]

imagine coming into a total biscuit thread just after he died to say "not a fan"

[BisMarckie]

Night in the Woods is the most pretentious up in its own ass game I have ever played.
And I even kind of liked similar themed games like Oxenfree and Life is Strange.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/alec-holowka-night-in-the-woods-towerfall-accused-of-sexual-assault.137449/post-23972157

Jezus. I'm not a big fan of Zoe, but this is nuts.

uh oh...

What has Zoe done to lose your liking of her?

if anyone is here to write

"i'm not a big fan of [...] but"

have a word with yourself and walk away from your keyboard.

You can't be a woman on the internet and get away with it.

Imagine coming into a thread about someone recounting their painful experience of being assaulted to say you're "not a fan" of that person

Posts like this confuse and sort of disgust me. What has your opinion of someone got to do with them being sexually assaulted? You really couldn't comment on the awful nature of the statements without saying how much you dislike them? Honestly this post is baffling and I can't comprehend how you thought that was a relevant and appropriate comment to make.

 

Like clockwork.

Big fan of sexual abuse victims !

[marrec]

The Oxenfree soundtrack

NitWs could not compare, I am not surprised to hear that Alec is an abuser.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I feel similarly disgusted. I adore Night in the Woods. It helped me through some difficult stuff.

I have a tattoo based on one of Scott Benson's designs so I hope he didn't know about this. Zoe follows him on Twitter so hopefully that's a good sign...?

I'll get it covered up if I have to but I really hope not.

[Momo]

speaking of pretentious hobos, did accused rapist and confirmed nonce Jobber Jobbits  stay in the Star Wars community? havent seen his mega brained takes in a while and there's a bunch of star wars stuff out there lately.

[BisMarckie]

The Oxenfree soundtrack

NitWs could not compare, I am not surprised to here that Alec is an abuser.

[headwalk]

yeah, i really liked oxenfree which is essentially the same thing but without the rapey auteurship.

[marrec]

The Oxenfree soundtrack

NitWs could not compare, I am not surprised to here that Alec is an abuser.

I FIXED IT IM SORRY

[Momo]

has anyone ever investigated the possibility that marrec is slayven?

A Crimson Blade Mercenary usually found at the Mercenary Outpost. He is usually hot-tempered but he is antagonistic to the Royal Army. No one know what he really looks like, since he has worn a helmet since he was young. Even his childhood friends have forgotten how he looks.

Marrec grew up in Colhen with Tieve, Clodagh and Keaghan. He always dreamt of joining the Royal Army but, when Keaghan was accepted into the Royal Army and Marrec was not, Marrec's jealousy drove the two apart. Now, Marrec is a Crimson Blade mercenary stationed in Colhen. Although his emotions often override his logic, Marrec is a competent fighter in the war against the Fomors.

[headwalk]

tote bags on men are essential rapewear.

[BisMarckie]

has anyone ever investigated the possibility that marrec is slayven?

A Crimson Blade Mercenary usually found at the Mercenary Outpost. He is usually hot-tempered but he is antagonistic to the Royal Army. No one know what he really looks like, since he has worn a helmet since he was young. Even his childhood friends have forgotten how he looks.

Marrec grew up in Colhen with Tieve, Clodagh and Keaghan. He always dreamt of joining the Royal Army but, when Keaghan was accepted into the Royal Army and Marrec was not, Marrec's jealousy drove the two apart. Now, Marrec is a Crimson Blade mercenary stationed in Colhen. Although his emotions often override his logic, Marrec is a competent fighter in the war against the Fomors.

Marrec and Slayven would overlap quite a bit on a van diagram.

[Ghoul]

on the bags it read totes not a rapist

[VomKriege]

speaking of pretentious hobos, did accused rapist and confirmed nonce Jobber Jobbits  stay in the Star Wars community? havent seen his mega brained takes in a while and there's a bunch of star wars stuff out there lately.

There's a confusing blog post trying to explain the whole thing, because the accusations against him are just part of a larger drama / feud between prominent Star Wars fanboys™. Try to see if you can follow the plot, I sure can't...

https://disneystarwarsisdumb.wordpress.com/2019/02/20/did-jason-ward-lie/

This sort of bad blood within that sort of community means he was either banished by some and / or needed to lay down and wisely put some distance with it. Probably a bit of both. I don't think he's been back at being an Internet personality since.

[Nintex]

Their reaction to Dave Chapelle's special once again shows ResetEra, Vice, Letterboxd and whatever the fuck other 'media outlets' are disgusting and terrible 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Here's what I don't get. Didn't he stop doing The Chappelle Show because he came to the realization that poking fun at marginalized groups is harmful to those groups?

Is this another case of rewrite history era?

I don’t think Dave Chappelle cares. His first special resulted in outrage on his material. He didn’t say my bad, he mocked the outrage. Dave lives in the middle of nowhere in Ohio with his family and is basically reaching the stratosphere of how GOAT he can get with his sarcasm, jokes , mocking and wink wink jokes. Man is a damn genius because he unites both the right and the left to cheer for him on some material and some left and right spectrum to jeer him. What was the first reaction on twitter by some folks to him mocking cancel culture ? “Dave is cancelled” I mean.. man is a god damn genius to incite that reaction

By this logic Donald Trump is the biggest genius in history.

I mean...he did grift his way into the white house so....

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

For anyone who doesn't have netflix, this is basically his opening bit


Oh, the same people who deny cancel culture exists are mad and want to cancel him?

[Joe Molotov]

Pretending to care about women's sports to own the libs.

Pretending to care about women’s sports to own the cons.

[VomKriege]

Jesus Fucking Christ I tried again to read that blog post about Ted Danson and all I get from it is that he was accused of raping a woman, or maybe not, just accusing her of cheating with a business partner of her husband when she was in fact raped, but still accused of rape by other women but it's not clear if it's second or third hand accounts however it's not the same woman than above and Ted's podcast co-head was having a cybersex server with young adults possibly underage girls on the side and Ted came in invited but not..


All this because of some beef back on "millieniumdong" forums years ago and some massive effort Internet detectiving who made racist edits on the Wookiepedia page of that Asian character in the recent films.

[paprikastaude]

Pretending to care about women's sports to own the libs.

Pretending to care about women’s sports to own the cons.

Pretending to like any sports to fit in.

[VomKriege]

Also please be advised that the blog I linked with regards to the sad saga of Ted Danson also publish stuff like this :

https://disneystarwarsisdumb.wordpress.com/2018/12/13/lucasfilm-orchestrated-kmt-harassment/

That’s a great time to go over some information that may demonstrate how Lucasfilm is responsible for the staged racist harassment of Kelly Marie Tran

For ease of communication, I will sometimes refer to the Bryan Young/Steele Wars/Jason Ward/etc. machine as the Wack Pack.

“Sometimes I forget I didn’t participate in the old ways that much because I hate them. I fucking hate Star Wars fans with a passion.” ~Jason Ward, MakingStarWars.net

As previously mentioned, Jason Ward’s “Mickey Mouse says sup” comment suggests that he may be working for Disney.  But if he does work directly for Disney, then perhaps “Mickey Mouse” paid him specifically to engage in these bullying antics against the fans.

[nachobro]

"I fucking hate Star Wars fans with a passion.”

i feel you there, brother

[Momo]

I'm sorry that you put in that effort Vomkrieg, but there's no circumstance on earth that would get me to read things about J. Robert. Ewing that hasnt already been sifted and digested by our local spooks 

[nachobro]

our local spooks

[VomKriege]

Light up the Chairman Cat spotlight for the Doxxing Crusader !
Only he can trim down to 4 sentences so that Momo can know.

[stufte]

Chappelles impression of reesetera is pretty spot on.

[Momo]

Light up the Chairman Cat spotlight for the Doxxing Crusader !
Only he can trim down to 4 sentences so that Momo can know.

I sent him to another castle for now, kinda looked like a prison, but oh well, money is money 

[stufte]

Chappelles impression of reesetera is pretty spot on.

Eh, I mean Ree is the RC Cola to Twitter's Coke.

I was thinking more Crystal Pepsi, but OK.

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[bork]

Sham...poo?

Sham...poo?

i think it's because of the the oil of ogay thing, not sure

CORRECT!
 

[stufte]

Chappelles impression of reesetera is pretty spot on.

Eh, I mean Ree is the RC Cola to Twitter's Coke.

I was thinking more Crystal Pepsi, but OK.

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I mean in terms of public image. RC Cola is for poor people who live in cities like Ackley, Iowa.

No, that's fuckin' safeway select (and the other grocery store brands)

[Nintex]

Twitter basically has two sides now.

People offended by everything and people trying to trigger those that are easily offended and publicly shaming them.

[BisMarckie]

Drinking any soda is for poor people.

 

FACT CHECK: I could buy three bottles of water for the price of one can of Coke Zero. Don’t hate because you can’t afford that lifestyle.

[stufte]

"I'm not a pedophile, but if I was, Macaulay Culkin's the first kid I'm fucking. I'll tell you that right now."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-23957794

That whole set was perfect, it's exactly what I expect from him.

I don't understand how they don't get that it's a fucking joke.

[Nintex]

Top stories of today

@BretStephensNYT on quitting Twitter after being called a “bedbug”:
“Analogizing people to insects is always wrong … Being analogized to insects goes back to a lot of totalitarian regimes in the past."

"Dave Chappelle makes offensive jokes in new Netflix special"

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

"I'm not a pedophile, but if I was, Macaulay Culkin's the first kid I'm fucking. I'll tell you that right now."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-23957794

That whole set was perfect, it's exactly what I expect from him.

I don't understand how they don't get that it's a fucking joke.

It's never "just a joke" with people. I'm afraid of what he might be projecting.

[Nintex]

Make Kyuuji a mod you cowards 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

There could be a video of him molesting a child and his fans would find a way to excuse it, something along the lines of hes just a child himself and thats would boys do, followed about how important he was because he was a successful entertainer.

[paprikastaude]

"I'm not a pedophile, but if I was, Macaulay Culkin's the first kid I'm fucking. I'll tell you that right now."

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-23957794

Excuse me?

e: that thread oh my god

Netflix stays platforming shitty takes. They gave Norm MacDonald a series too, and I believe they have Joe Rogan standups on there.

It's truly disappointing that Netflix gives a platform to this fillth.

I promised to myself I wouldn't check reeee's shit takes on the matter this one time and just enjoy the show

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-does-sakuya-have-her-whole-ass-out-in-okami.137524/

Surprisingly not derailed yet

[nachobro]

Edit: I ’m aware it’s a peach joke lol

no you aren't or you wouldn't have made the thread

[Nintex]

Yup, Joe Rogan, Dave Chappelle and Norm MacDonald. Truely the most dangerous men of our time 

I'm happy not all comedy is *Simpsons 2019 clip oh god make it stop* yet.

And
"bleep bloop" The President went to the G7 on air force one this week  "beepledeeboop" and had to take air force 2 to carry his massive ego "beepledeeboop" [shot of John Baptiste awkwardly smiling] Colbert

Or
"As you all know the Amazon Forest is a massive number of square miles of trees [... 30 minute monologue ...]. Which is a bigger number than Trump has had affairs!
- John Oliver