River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[Momo]

I want to live in a simulation where REE is a kitchen and Gordon Ramsey walks in and just turns over threads, finds all sorts of rotten shit and yells at the head mod.

[stufte]

Holy shit, "Famous French actor, Juicy Smoolee"

[Coffee Dog]

The fact that Reset unironically believes that Dave Chappelle is a Michael Jackson truther based off quotes in an article someone wrote about his material rather than the context of the material itself (in which he blatantly states that he is playing a persona that lies contrary to the facts of the scenario (paraphrased: "Even if he did do it, he didn't do it, you know what I mean?")) shows why they aren't even worth engaging. It's all bad faith engagement from top to bottom.

And a real big brain take from Pai Pai Master:

Someone explain to me what the "joke" is here because I don't get it. Am I supposed to laugh about him saying that the kids should have be thrilled to have been raped by Michael Jackson?

...Yes?  Even if you aren't laughing, it's such a patently absurd statement. How can you parse it as anything other than humor?

[stufte]

So that was a solid show. Not as good as his first Netflix special, but entertaining as fuck.

[bork]

Drinking any soda is for poor people.

 

I only drink $100,000 bottled water.

[VomKriege]

People are more easily influenced when they are alone, and people often listen to the radio when they are alone.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/american-talkback-radio-is-truly-an-absolute-cesspool.137562/post-23977437

[Joe Molotov]

At least Netflix doesn’t have a Nintex special yet.

[paprikastaude]

Someone explain to me what the "joke" is here because I don't get it. Am I supposed to laugh about him saying that the kids should have be thrilled to have been raped by Michael Jackson?

...Yes?  Even if you aren't laughing, it's such a patently absurd statement. How can you parse it as anything other than humor?

reee fully turned into cartoon moms at this point

[Boredfrom]

It's never "just a joke" with people. I'm afraid of what he might be projecting.

Good thing The Bore never does this.

 

[bork]

Someone explain to me what the "joke" is here because I don't get it. Am I supposed to laugh about him saying that the kids should have be thrilled to have been raped by Michael Jackson?

...Yes?  Even if you aren't laughing, it's such a patently absurd statement. How can you parse it as anything other than humor?

reee fully turned into cartoon moms at this point

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At this point, it should be "Why the need for so much gratuitous nudity?  You showed Uma Thurman's ankle in one scene!"

[HaughtyFrank]

Era trying to comprehend comedy just keeps on giving

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I just loaded up the special again, to see just how much context they are missing.

Hell, the anthony bordain thing wasn't even a joke, some audience members laughed, but there was no "haha bordain killed hisself".

Jesus.

[bork]

Hell, the anthony bordain thing wasn't even a joke

Yeah it was.  He was just making a point out of it.

[ShutUp]

The fact that Reset unironically believes that Dave Chappelle is a Michael Jackson truther based off quotes in an article someone wrote about his material rather than the context of the material itself (in which he blatantly states that he is playing a persona that lies contrary to the facts of the scenario (paraphrased: "Even if he did do it, he didn't do it, you know what I mean?")) shows why they aren't even worth engaging. It's all bad faith engagement from top to bottom.

And a real big brain take from Pai Pai Master:

Someone explain to me what the "joke" is here because I don't get it. Am I supposed to laugh about him saying that the kids should have be thrilled to have been raped by Michael Jackson?

...Yes?  Even if you aren't laughing, it's such a patently absurd statement. How can you parse it as anything other than humor?

*ERA logic mode* Dave is clearly telling us how he REALLY feels and is just trying to hide it behind the disguise of a “joke”. He is, as of today, #CANCELLED

[stufte]

I just loaded up the special again, to see just how much context they are missing.

Hell, the anthony bordain thing wasn't even a joke, some audience members laughed, but there was no "haha bordain killed hisself".

Jesus.

Yah that part was giving context to the later joke about suicide. It wasn't the joke itself, and the laughing audience was hilarious to me because it was so weird.

[ShutUp]

Era trying to comprehend comedy just keeps on giving

Many of them found Community to be a funny show. Says it all really.

(Sorry to any Community fans here)

[paprikastaude]

I just loaded up the special again, to see just how much context they are missing.

Hell, the anthony bordain thing wasn't even a joke, some audience members laughed, but there was no "haha bordain killed hisself".

Jesus.

I don't need to overanalyze and ruin the special for me, just to confirm that reee is either wrong or purposefully fearmongering, since outrage is the only thing that's still producing long threads on there. That should be the axiomatic read of the board.

Someone explain to me what the "joke" is here because I don't get it. Am I supposed to laugh about him saying that the kids should have be thrilled to have been raped by Michael Jackson?

...Yes?  Even if you aren't laughing, it's such a patently absurd statement. How can you parse it as anything other than humor?

reee fully turned into cartoon moms at this point

(Image removed from quote.)

At this point, it should be "Why the need for so much gratuitous nudity?  You showed Uma Thurman's ankle in one scene!"

What were the ree takes on the ending of Once Upon in Hollywood? 

[Boredfrom]

I don't believe Zoe Quinn.

 

Zoe and her cronies big angle are probably trying to incite a new GG if some comments from Ion Fury bitching threads in others forums are anything to go by. /Nintex

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

She is genuinely a shitty and manipulative person, though.

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[Joe Molotov]

What were the ree takes on the ending of Once Upon in Hollywood? 

They didn't watch it because QT basically foot raped all those actresses by abusing his power to force them to reveal their bare feet on camera.

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-wolverine-considered-attractive.137393/

User warned: derogatory language

He's a manlet.

 

[Boredfrom]

HOLY SHIT PROJARED IS TRYING TO PULL A SCREEN JUNKIES REVERSAL!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The problem is though that he's not new to this material. Trump's been doing the same schtick for years.

haha oh wow.

[VomKriege]

It was not his dick then ?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Hey Era, How Often Do You And Your SO Make Sweet, Sweet Love?

*checks watch* oh would you look at that its asexual awareness o'clock already

 

[paprikastaude]

What were the ree takes on the ending of Once Upon in Hollywood? 

They didn't watch it because QT basically foot raped all those actresses by abusing his power to force them to reveal their bare feet on camera.

from today

https://www.resetera.com/threads/once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood-ot-fictional-glorious-basterds-unchained-open-spoilers.132006/page-15#post-23973698

It's still kinda problematic, right? having sex with an old guy to be able to use his house, I don't know.

Dude, yes, the fucking Manson family was "problematic."

No, I meant it the other way, an old dude fucking a young girl in exchange of housing is problematic.

The victims portrayed in a Manson family movie are the problematic ones/villains.   
Who would've thought: overboarding identity politics + being a lonely lazy nerd gives you lunatic perception of the world. 

[Rman]

Trying to explain comedy to ERA is painful lol.

[Jenkem]

imagine moving from one person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation country to another 

[VomKriege]

I'd assume the best out of Chikor to be honest

[Boredfrom]

It was not his dick then ?

It was his dick, he just didn’t send it to mentally handicapped children that draw game grumps porn (seriously, this is a Andy Signore level of reversal).

[Cauliflower Of Love]

op getting stepped on for........ not saying women share porn too?


https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-do-men-share-porn.137587/

[who is ted danson?]

HOLY SHIT PROJARED IS TRYING TO PULL A SCREEN JUNKIES REVERSAL!

watching now, waiting for the reeee meltdown

[Uncle]

It was not his dick then ?

It was his dick, he just didn’t send it to mentally handicapped children that draw game grumps porn (seriously, this is a Andy Signore level of reversal).

yeah I'm watching this and the bit about chai at least is properly suspect, dude had posted a long article about how he was mentally insane and full of memory loss and murderous thoughts which 3 years later he forgot was supposed to be at the time he said nudes were exchanged

fake edit the charlie one after that is outright lies about their age

I don't care about projared at all but he definitely has receipts

like this is more cut and dry than the andy signore one

[Boredfrom]

So Ross knew that Holly was fucking Jared and was okay with it (they were already planning to separate). Jared is careful in mentioning Heidi because the divorce proceedings but seems both were unhappy with it and Jared claims he was the first one to want to be out.

Jared is still a pervert that masturbates while crossdressing with Sailor Moon outfits but he didn’t deserve this.

[Boredfrom]

Yeah the underage thing was the real nail in his coffin;  but pull that out and it won't matter.  Just the mere fact he used his enormous fame and fortune to exchange nudes with fans is now enough.  And his glorious pointy penis of pleasure.

#CancelRiotous

[HaughtyFrank]

Innocent people don't just disappear for 3 months.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/projared-reappears-three-months-later-to-address-the-accusations-claims-youve-been-lied-to.137579/

[Uncle]

 

[Boredfrom]

Did it not occur to him how bad the optics would be to release this today of all days?

WHO THE FUCK CARES !

 

[Propagandhim]

Innocent people don't just disappear for 3 months.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/projared-reappears-three-months-later-to-address-the-accusations-claims-youve-been-lied-to.137579/

[Jenkem]

i can trigger riotous in two words:

Astral Chain

[Boredfrom]

RE are such pieces of shit. More concerned about the optics of Zoe Quinn new melodrama over whatever they should not act like dickbags.

[Jenkem]

Innocent people don't just disappear for 3 months.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/projared-reappears-three-months-later-to-address-the-accusations-claims-youve-been-lied-to.137579/

if you hadn't linked the thread I would have assumed they were talking about enzom21 

[Uncle]

pack it up everyone this is the most quintessential resetera post ever made

https://www.resetera.com/threads/projared-reappears-three-months-later-to-address-the-accusations-claims-youve-been-lied-to.137579/post-23980089

[who is ted danson?]

Does he make any good points?

I'm 13 minutes in. From mins 6-13 Jared addresses underage accuser #1. This guy says the nude sharing occurred in March-May 2016. The same guy has a lengthy medium post up talking about how he suffered a significant head trauma/brain injury at the very end of 2015. The injury, in his own words, left him with little/no memory and caused psychosis/hallucinations until August 2016 (in other words, covering the entire period where the alleged nude sharing occurred). Also, he has, by his own admission no evidence of communications with Jared. And Jared says he has no idea who the guy is.

edit: Mins ~17-21 are about underage nude accuser 2. Jared did talk with this guy. However he also did ask him if he was 18+, to which the person said he was. This is something the accuser himself actually walked back on on twitter. Also, Jared never actually sent him any nudes.

[Boredfrom]

One of the guys that accused him has a tumblr about Game Grumps porn. 

[VomKriege]

Did it not occur to him how bad the optics would be to release this today of all days?

WHO THE FUCK CARES !

 

What's today even ?

[Boredfrom]

Did it not occur to him how bad the optics would be to release this today of all days?

WHO THE FUCK CARES !

 

What's today even ?

Two separate accusations of sexual assault in the industry.

[stufte]

I dunno. Fight me I guess.

[VomKriege]

Did it not occur to him how bad the optics would be to release this today of all days?

WHO THE FUCK CARES !

 

What's today even ?

Two separate accusations of sexual assault in the industry.

I wasn't sure but
Do accusers and defendants need to arrange a schedule on even or uneven days or something ?

[Boredfrom]

HOLY SHIT! KYLE BOSMAN WAS PROBABLY THE CREEP IN THE E3 PANEL!

[VomKriege]

I don't really care about ProJared (though I guess it was a nasty preview of "trainwreck divorce over Twitter" future) just needed to have clarification on his dong FIY.

[VomKriege]

HOLY SHIT! KYLE BOSMAN WAS PROBABLY THE CREEP IN THE E3 PANEL!

Who ? What ?

[demi]

I watched the video, he pretty much dismantled the initial accusers.

Said "yeah I got them nudes gimme gimme", didn't address his average sized camera angle penis, and went "the relationship was nunya bidness" and I was like "ya word"

Oh and he said he tried to cancel the marriage but he is a cuck and his alpha wife said "no" and he was like "ok"

[Boredfrom]

HOLY SHIT! KYLE BOSMAN WAS PROBABLY THE CREEP IN THE E3 PANEL!

Who ? What ?

A guy that used to make video analysis for Gametrailers and I think he is know with Easy Allies.

[who is ted danson?]

One of the guys that accused him has a tumblr about Game Grumps porn. 

Just got to this bit omfg 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/projared-reappears-three-months-later-to-address-the-accusations-claims-youve-been-lied-to.137579/post-23981667

Like clockwork everytime.

[Uncle]

Yeah the underage thing was the real nail in his coffin;  but pull that out and it won't matter.  Just the mere fact he used his enormous fame and fortune to exchange nudes with fans is now enough.  And his glorious pointy penis of pleasure.

I have a serious question for you, setting aside jared and his specific situation

if you are famous and not already in some sort of relationship with anyone, and you want to get into a relationship, how the fuck are you supposed to pursue that while still being a good boy?

like let's say you are really famous and a lady starts flirting with you, and she's kinda hot and nice and you're receptive

a good boy is required to say "listen thank you, I like you and all but it wouldn't be right, the fact that I'm famous puts me in a position of power over you, even if I'm not directly offering any particular incentive or punishment for interacting with me, the fact is if we start this relationship anyone could easily say it was motivated by my fame, so I have to refuse"

even when someone makes it very clear all interactions must be consensual, of age, and offered freely, with no rewards or punishment

apparently they don't have to take advantage of their "power" whatever it happens to be, just possess it and then they're fucked for life?

[thisismyusername]

So that was a solid show. Not as good as his first Netflix special, but entertaining as fuck.

Is this Evilore tax?

[Uncle]

HOLY SHIT! KYLE BOSMAN WAS PROBABLY THE CREEP IN THE E3 PANEL!

they absolutely look identical

[mormapope]

AYYYYY

FUCK NIGHT IN THE WOODS

 

That shit was the fruitest, most fucking pathetic indie "game" I've ever played. No wonder, a molestor worked on it! Icky code!

 

[Nintex]

Who cares about what a bunch of video game streamers are up to in their private lives

If Amber Heard molesting Johnny Depp is garbage tier, how low is this?