River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[who is ted danson?]

i would convert for one of those hot idf girls
i'd even do volunteer work for a mossad troll farm if they wanted

[10centtacos]

More Smash autism

I'm kind of glad Mai didn't get in

I feel like Mai, while on one hand adding in more female representation, wouldn't be that much of a valuable representation with her sexualized appearance. I would have personally want to see more representation from the Persona series, or hell even more Xeno Saga rep.

Also I feel tired from reading all of Twitter's complaints about Mai not being added in, it's honestly the stupidest thing I've seen in the last couple weeks.

And I guess I should have added this to the title, but this is in context for Super Smash Bros Ultimate and how Terry got in (which I don't care for at all to be honest, never grew up with SNK).

And of course the sexualized (creepy) avatar


https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-kind-of-glad-mai-didnt-get-in.151942/

[HaughtyFrank]

More Smash autism

I'm kind of glad Mai didn't get in

I feel like Mai, while on one hand adding in more female representation, wouldn't be that much of a valuable representation with her sexualized appearance. I would have personally want to see more representation from the Persona series, or hell even more Xeno Saga rep.

Also I feel tired from reading all of Twitter's complaints about Mai not being added in, it's honestly the stupidest thing I've seen in the last couple weeks.

And I guess I should have added this to the title, but this is in context for Super Smash Bros Ultimate and how Terry got in (which I don't care for at all to be honest, never grew up with SNK).

And of course the sexualized (creepy) avatar
(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-kind-of-glad-mai-didnt-get-in.151942/

Always this assumption that sexualized = bad

https://twitter.com/Richmond_Lee/status/1192510581321789441

[james]

Ive had sex with two jewish women, AMA

[bork]

You're not going to prison if you don't convert, but you do it because it's tradition and it keeps the in-laws happy. It's not that serious, like I said, no one considers you a real Jew, you're more like a religion-based giant dad.

For me and my family members, it has been the opposite -three of us getting hitched to non-Jewish girls- but I have never heard of anyone not being considered a "real Jew" for the latter.  Maybe it's a regional thing or depends on the type of synagogue you belong to or whatever? 

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Religion

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[ResetBanBot]

You're not going to prison if you don't convert, but you do it because it's tradition and it keeps the in-laws happy. It's not that serious, like I said, no one considers you a real Jew, you're more like a religion-based giant dad.

For me and my family members, it has been the opposite -three of us getting hitched to non-Jewish girls- but I have never heard of anyone not being considered a "real Jew" for the latter.  Maybe it's a regional thing or depends on the type of synagogue you belong to or whatever? 

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Religion

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You're male, the Jewish lineage doesn't travel with you.

[james]

Im shocked, shocked, that autismbot is an expert on ( ( ( ( the jews ) ) ) )

[bork]

You're not going to prison if you don't convert, but you do it because it's tradition and it keeps the in-laws happy. It's not that serious, like I said, no one considers you a real Jew, you're more like a religion-based giant dad.

For me and my family members, it has been the opposite -three of us getting hitched to non-Jewish girls- but I have never heard of anyone not being considered a "real Jew" for the latter.  Maybe it's a regional thing or depends on the type of synagogue you belong to or whatever? 

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Religion

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Yeah, as I understand it.. it's the Jewish women they make a big deal about.

But also could be a regional thing.

I've heard of the "if your mother isn't Jewish, you aren't Jewish" either thing but that's it.  Never seen anyone really shunned about it.

[ResetBanBot]

 
when people try to claim jewish identity without having a attractive Jewish woman mom

[Nintex]

Im shocked, shocked, that autismbot is an expert on ( ( ( ( the jews ) ) ) )

The writers just keep surprising us 

[EightBitNate]

Ive had sex with two jewish women, AMA

Wow what a nice bat mitzvah gift

[agrajag]

when people try to claim jewish identity without having a attractive Jewish woman mom

alright, settle down Ben Shapiro

[Clockwork5]

It’s okay guys, I’m not anti-Semitic. I have a Jewish friend who forced me to become Jewish too.

But yeah that story about Jews in Afghanistan who were thrown in jail and regularly beaten for arguing too much was a real hoot. All the Jews love that one. I’m kinda Jewish too, I would know. BTW real Jews call each other slurs all the time. LUL

[bork]

when people try to claim jewish identity without having a attractive Jewish woman mom

Was probably exaggerated;  my brother's ex is a dramatic cunt.

I used to enjoy trolling other kids with that in elementary school.  The ones who would go "I'm half-Jewish so I get Xmas and Hanukkah presents!" Yeah, sure.

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This brings up memories of being THE JEW back then- all of the other Jewish kids just so happened to go to the other elementary school in town.  The class would have a Christmas party and me and the one Muslim kid would just kinda be like 

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[EightBitNate]

I wish I could convert to black so I could call people the n-word

[Averon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kevin-feige-youll-probably-need-a-disney-subscription-to-understand-everything-in-future-marvel-movies.151965/

Look at all those whales. It's like mtx for MCU stans.

[Clockwork5]

I wish I could convert to black so I could call people the n-word

We know.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I wish I could convert to black so I could call people the n-word

[skullstorm]

I wish I could convert to black so I could call people the n-word

[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kevin-feige-youll-probably-need-a-disney-subscription-to-understand-everything-in-future-marvel-movies.151965/

Look at all those whales. It's like mtx for MCU stans.

"You'll need to watch High School Musical: The Series, Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties, and The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again to fully-understand and prepare as these will factor into forthcoming films such as Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness."

       

[EightBitNate]

I wish I could convert to black so I could call people the n-word

You already know the n-word is in heavy rotation in Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King’s vocabulary

[Cauliflower Of Love]

son

…

step son

ctrl+F "mom" = 0 results

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Incelchief putting in overtime with the strawmen in that marvel thread

This is outrageous


Kevin Feige is trying to steal my electrolytes

He's trying to get my precious bodily fluids with this making the Tv shows matter horseshit. We should protest!!!!

If I was Disney I might consider firing Feige over this tbh. A smart person would know that the Disney Plus shows should be pointless and irrelevant.

He's making the TV shows matter... how much of a stupid asshole can he be? Who wants these shows to mean anything? No one! Just a pure ego trip from someone who clearly doesn't understand what he's doing.

He's showing off, isn't it obvious oh look I can make TV shows and make them matter... who wants that! Who wants Tv shows that are at all relevant or build a greater world, no one but an arrogant elitist who thinks he knows what the people really want.

I'm calling Feige out for destroying Marvel yes!

I'm just really pissed off now because Feige is forcing me against my will to watch these and I don't want to but I have no choice, he literally controls my life.

There is no free will anymore, Feige wrote it out of the universe because he's a prick.

Excuse me we find the movies entertaining! Who said we want entertaining TV shows that build up things?! WHY WOULD WE WANT THAT?!

Honestly this is just more evidence that Feige is a neoliberal hack who doesn't know what art and cinema is. Fuck bet if you ask the jerk about Godfather Part II he'll probably tell you it's the dude you choose to witness your second born's christening, and not even mention you know Martin Scorsese's greatest film.

You don;t get it, it;s not optional., it's mandatory. He's ruining our lives, he's eating our fucking future babies (who is going to have time for sex anymore!) to fuel his perverse need to create a few TV shows that matter.

why is this thread so stupid

Because Feige is trying to murder supreme intelligence by making TV shows that connect to movies for a streaming service

Yes! Exactly because unlike Feige I'm a real comic book fan! And real comic book fans hate this kind of shit dude! What comic book fan wants connected storylines?!

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Comic book "events" where you have to buy a ton of fucking comics to follow what the fuck is going on and that shit up the regular book storylines are pretty universally hated I thought

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

even when Trumps™ Disneys© Marvel® does it

e:

I read every crossover issue of House of M, Civil War, World War Hulk, Secret Invasion, Siege, Fear Itself, AvX, and Original Sin, and most of that shit wasn't even good.

Fucking milennial crybabies.

and you're defending that same shit happening to TV and film with a "man up snowflakes, git your bootstraps" response

[agrajag]

I wish I could convert to black so I could call people the n-word

(Image removed from quote.)

it's niggax

[james]

so how old is shosta

[ShutUp]

even when Trumps™ Disneys© Marvel® does it

e:

I read every crossover issue of House of M, Civil War, World War Hulk, Secret Invasion, Siege, Fear Itself, AvX, and Original Sin, and most of that shit wasn't even good.

Fucking milennial crybabies.

and you're defending that same shit happening to TV and film with a "man up snowflakes, git your bootstraps" response

So...they expect Random Joe's to have this mentality? Yeah, that's gonna be a massive no from general audiences.

Hoping these shows on the service are their own thing with just passing comments to the universe at large.

And Incel having a fucking meltdown in that thread is a sight to behold. "HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MY GOD REEEE"

[EightBitNate]

Ive had sex with two jewish women, AMA

Wow what a nice bat mitzvah gift

Quoting for new page because this was a really good joke

[ShutUp]

Also, it seems Joker is the most profitable comic book movie in history, according to Forbes. The ERA thread about this should be a riot.

 

[EchoRin]

Incelchief putting in overtime with the strawmen in that marvel thread

*endless amount of posts*

why? 

[Ghoul]

when people try to claim jewish identity without having a attractive Jewish woman mom

Was probably exaggerated;  my brother's ex is a dramatic cunt.

I used to enjoy trolling other kids with that in elementary school.  The ones who would go "I'm half-Jewish so I get Xmas and Hanukkah presents!" Yeah, sure.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

This brings up memories of being THE JEW back then- all of the other Jewish kids just so happened to go to the other elementary school in town.  The class would have a Christmas party and me and the one Muslim kid would just kinda be like 

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Did you have to fight whilst the Christian kids watched?

[james]

old enough

Can i send you dick pics or will that put me in legal trouble

[Joe Molotov]

so how old is shosta

Old enough to count, old enough to mount

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

So...they expect Random Joe's to have this mentality? Yeah, that's gonna be a massive no from general audiences.

Hoping these shows on the service are their own thing with just passing comments to the universe at large.

And Incel having a fucking meltdown in that thread is a sight to behold. "HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MY GOD REEEE"

Even hardcore comics fans hate that shit, but they're already so deeply invested they're like "oh, this is bullshit, he's cutting my ketamine with talcum powder again, but what am I gonna do? give up the ketamine?".

TV viewers don't even particularly like when tv shows they watch pull a stealth pilot and everything gets put on hold to watch some other fucking bunch of yahoos doing something similar BUT IN A NEW CITY!

Its absolutely fucking mental for incelchief trying to spin this as "OH BUT THIS MAKES TV SHOWS MATTER!" - what matters in a TV show is that its good enough that you want to watch it anyway, because thats kind of the fucking point.

Watching some shit you don't care about so Ant-Man can drop in apropos of nothing and go "Phew! I sure dealt with some crazy shit! Trailers out now! Wink wink!"...

[EightBitNate]

so how old is shosta

Old enough to count, old enough to mount

Joe Molotov
Administrator

[HaughtyFrank]

Incelchief putting in overtime with the strawmen in that marvel thread

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kevin-feige-youll-probably-need-a-disney-subscription-to-understand-everything-in-future-marvel-movies.151965/post-26259999]

Jesus, why are they putting so much effort into this? Some people felt already overwhelmed with the amount of movies, so no surprise that adding multiple TV seasons to this isn't everyone's dream

[james]

Can i send you dick pics or will that put me in legal trouble

Sending unsolicited nude pictures to another person can always open you up to harassment suits.

check your pms

[james]

shosta clicked on my dick pic

 

[Ghoul]

Tentacle rape in 2019

[james]

I only clicked it because I wanted to send it to his employer and cost him his job teaching marketing.

 

[thisismyusername]

you're more like a religion-based giant dad.

NEWSFEED.

[thisismyusername]

More Smash autism

I'm kind of glad Mai didn't get in

I feel like Mai, while on one hand adding in more female representation, wouldn't be that much of a valuable representation with her sexualized appearance. I would have personally want to see more representation from the Persona series, or hell even more Xeno Saga rep.

Also I feel tired from reading all of Twitter's complaints about Mai not being added in, it's honestly the stupidest thing I've seen in the last couple weeks.

And I guess I should have added this to the title, but this is in context for Super Smash Bros Ultimate and how Terry got in (which I don't care for at all to be honest, never grew up with SNK).

And of course the sexualized (creepy) avatar
(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-kind-of-glad-mai-didnt-get-in.151942/

Always this assumption that sexualized = bad

https://twitter.com/Richmond_Lee/status/1192510581321789441

Looking in the replies:


https://twitter.com/mollipen

Wasn't Shidoshi transgender? Or is this a totally different ex-GameFAN employee? Because I could swear it's Shidoshi and the twins is throwing me off.

(This isn't meant as an attack or anything, I'm genuinely curious, I know Shidoshi has/had an account here)

[ShutUp]

Incelchief putting in overtime with the strawmen in that marvel thread

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kevin-feige-youll-probably-need-a-disney-subscription-to-understand-everything-in-future-marvel-movies.151965/post-26259999]

Jesus, why are they putting so much effort into this? Some people felt already overwhelmed with the amount of movies, so no surprise that adding multiple TV seasons to this isn't everyone's dream

You will now watch a decade of TV related MCU stuff, right after a decade of movies. And you WILL like it, heathen!

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Good. This will give the writers more freedom to do cool shit.

In the sense that Edgar Wright had the freedom to bail the fuck out of working on Ant-Man because he didn't want to put in some superfluous shit with Falcon in the middle of his film just to pimp some other fucking film he had nothing to do with that wasn't even out yet, sure.

[Potato]

Wait, Falcon was in Ant-man? Holy shit. Did not know that.

[ResetBanBot]

For the record I've never heard Jews use the word attractive Jewish person in a non-academic/quotation manner. Only black people use racial slurs as a random placeholder word.

kinda surprised attractive Jewish person doesn't wordfilter to filler or something

[ResetBanBot]

Stinkles just chilling on a Friday

[thisismyusername]

For the record I've never heard Jews use the word attractive Jewish person in a non-academic/quotation manner. Only black people use racial slurs as a random placeholder word.

kinda surprised attractive Jewish person doesn't wordfilter to filler or something

(((Triple Paranthesis))) does.

[EchoRin]

More Smash autism

I'm kind of glad Mai didn't get in

I feel like Mai, while on one hand adding in more female representation, wouldn't be that much of a valuable representation with her sexualized appearance. I would have personally want to see more representation from the Persona series, or hell even more Xeno Saga rep.

Also I feel tired from reading all of Twitter's complaints about Mai not being added in, it's honestly the stupidest thing I've seen in the last couple weeks.

And I guess I should have added this to the title, but this is in context for Super Smash Bros Ultimate and how Terry got in (which I don't care for at all to be honest, never grew up with SNK).

And of course the sexualized (creepy) avatar
(Image removed from quote.)

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-kind-of-glad-mai-didnt-get-in.151942/

Always this assumption that sexualized = bad

https://twitter.com/Richmond_Lee/status/1192510581321789441

Looking in the replies:


https://twitter.com/mollipen

Wasn't Shidoshi transgender? Or is this a totally different ex-GameFAN employee? Because I could swear it's Shidoshi and the twins is throwing me off.

(This isn't meant as an attack or anything, I'm genuinely curious, I know Shidoshi has/had an account here)

Molly is trans, yes. She did post here some time ago. for some time she was running the reeboot of EGM. I'm not sure what her position is, but I'm fairly certain she still is with EGM (I haven't looked at the mag or site in over a year. Maybe there is no mag again for all I know). She used to do the Warning! A Huge Podcast, podcast. That died some years ago. Now she does a podcast with one other guy that's a good fun listen. Good dynamic between the two.

http://radio.morningproject.com/

I haven't listened to any of the episodes this year as it is infrequently updated. Think I'll listen to the newest one though. September.

Edit: yep she is still with EGM. Really tiny staff. I'm guessing it has to be only online at this point then.

[Akala]

She just did Death Stranding review for EGM (5/5 lol).

I um...didn't know Nick Rox was a furry. 

[thisismyusername]

I um...didn't know Nick Rox was a furry.

Decade old news, bro.

[Akala]

oh I don't really care, just jumped out front and center in the 'you may know' lol.

[clothedmacuser]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/is-there-a-tactful-way-to-find-out-if-a-son-is-actually-going-to-his-new-job.151976/

WTF

I'm surprised that hasn't become a defense thread in favor of the teen.  He seems to be the perfect example of an Era member.  Well, except he's not 30 and doing the same thing.

[HaughtyFrank]

Women do not have to "explain" their height to men. It just is.

The way that Rosalina unapologetically owns her height is an inspiration, especially in games such as Super Mario 3D World in which she is playable. I hope this trend will continue.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-is-rosalina-so-big.152046/post-26270653

 

SoyPrincess
Member

[bork]

https://twitter.com/kungfuman316/status/1192955265093689344

I didn’t cry in Seattle, during my flight layover, when I heard how amazing writers like Drew Magary and David Roth were leaving. I held it all in as Patrick Redford and Samer Kalaf mic dropped their way out the door. But the tears had to come out sometime. They came unexpectedly: when I saw the Overwatch 2 trailer.

Seeing a bunch of goddamn heroes team up to beat a giant, soulless robot broke something inside me. It was a team of folks coming together to do a brave thing, to have each other’s backs. It’s hard not to get romantic about art, and even harder not to tie it to whatever’s happening to you. So Overwatch banded together to defeat the Private Equity Bot 3000 (or so I imagine), and it was absolutely what I needed. All around me, I heard fans lose their minds with cheering when Genji swooped in to save the day. My heart seized up along with them, not for exactly the same reasons, but still. It felt good to lose myself in the excitement. It felt good when Tracer launched herself

[bork]

Mollie


https://twitter.com/mollipen/status/1192172448441077761
https://twitter.com/mollipen/status/1192181811931156481

[Leadbelly]

"I don't have a gender I have anxiety".

What the hell does that mean?

And shouldn't it be more like:

"I don't have a gender I have moderate brain damage".

[Shuri]

There was a multipages thread earlier today about the struggle of doing an hadoken motion successfully.  Tons of people posting  about how hard it is to pull off and etc

How can anyone take even remotely seriously any type of gameplay discussion on Era after this?

[benjipwns]