River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[jorma]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/bart-police-handcuff-cite-black-man-for-eating-sandwich-on-platform.152360/

The full video shows that Foster did insult the officer and used a homophobic slur.

Thread should be fun

well, he is done.

maybe in response to the officer's queries he just said he was going to 'bag it', why do people always jump to conclusions 

but he was eating in a public transport system, that's already much grosser than anything he might have said 

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-women-criticise-sexualised-character-designs-ot2-i-have-no-pants-and-i-must-scream-read-op.65064/post-26327319

My biggest fucking gripe about Death Stranding is that it's built on Horizon's engine. There's is so much good progressive shit in that game and Kojima rips that out and puts this soulless fucking misogynistic grey and brown fucking thing onto that sexy ass passion project of a game and now everybody will think Kojima's fuckups are because of the game engine and forget that an excellent game was built on the very same engine in 2017. Dude could've copy pasta'd some stuff onto that same engine and it would be a lot better than what he made. Horizon was so alive and fun and Aloy was such a fun and quirky character. Sam is fine, but he's not Aloy, it's just...ugh.

[Momo]

misogynistic misogynistic misogynistic misogynistic misogynistic misogynistic misogynistic misogynistic misogynistic misogynistic

[who is ted danson?]

Kojoma fucked up by not having Norman Reedus VA a female character with impossibly big tits. That would would super progressive.

[Lonewulfeus]

Kojoma fucked up by not having Norman Reedus VA a female character with impossibly big tits. That would would super progressive.

And a female penis 

[Pissy F Benny]

Kojima should’ve made Norman Reedus non binary and introduce themself as ‘hi folx Norman Reedus they/them’ to every character he meets if he was a real ally.

[BisMarckie]

Apparently some Pokemon thread was an absolute graveyard, but my autism isn‘t strong enough to actually read a huge thread just for some e-drama about something I could not care less about.

[SmokyDave]

It's funny cause outside of all the umbilical cords everywhere Death Stranding is probably Kojima at his most restrained from sexualizing every female character. The closest is some torture scene but I wouldn't call it hot or anything considering the context of what happens in it.

I know nothing about Death Stranding, but now my curiosity is piqued. Always down for some sexy umbilical cords.

[Snoopycat_]

Today Resetera is flabbergasted that a zombie biker pew pew sold more than an Amazon delivery simulator

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-charts-death-stranding-is-the-second-biggest-ps4-launch-of-2019-and-the-second-biggest-new-ip-released-this-year.152340/

[thisismyusername]

Today Resetera is flabbergasted that a zombie biker pew pew sold more than an Amazon delivery simulator

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-charts-death-stranding-is-the-second-biggest-ps4-launch-of-2019-and-the-second-biggest-new-ip-released-this-year.152340/

LoudNinja in there Baghdad Bobing.

I think it's more:

1)Folks are waiting on the PC port (to fix issues themselves or skip buying a PS4 -- <--Hey oh, me!)
2)Reviews made it a "wait for sale." Though:
3) Digital sales don't count in NPD/whatever UK data so he's not necessarily wrong.

But it's mostly 1-2, I feel. Anyone interested is gonna wait on a sale after the divisive reviews.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-charts-death-stranding-is-the-second-biggest-ps4-launch-of-2019-and-the-second-biggest-new-ip-released-this-year.152340/post-26333486

Oh, hello there!

[Don Rumata]

It's funny cause outside of all the umbilical cords everywhere Death Stranding is probably Kojima at his most restrained from sexualizing every female character. The closest is some torture scene but I wouldn't call it hot or anything considering the context of what happens in it.

I know nothing about Death Stranding, but now my curiosity is piqued. Always down for some sexy umbilical cords.

*gets tangled in umbilical cord*
"Choke me mommy!"

EDIT: Ah yes, top of page material.

[Ghoul]

off to a great start this page.

[Transhuman]

It's funny cause outside of all the umbilical cords everywhere Death Stranding is probably Kojima at his most restrained from sexualizing every female character. The closest is some torture scene but I wouldn't call it hot or anything considering the context of what happens in it.

Seriously? The game where (spoiler)

spoiler (click to show/hide)

you keep a naked female with you in a travel bag

[close]

-isn't sexist?

[Snoopycat_]

LoudNinja in there Baghdad Bobing.

I think it's more:

1)Folks are waiting on the PC port (to fix issues themselves or skip buying a PS4 -- <--Hey oh, me!)
2)Reviews made it a "wait for sale." Though:
3) Digital sales don't count in NPD/whatever UK data so he's not necessarily wrong.

But it's mostly 1-2, I feel. Anyone interested is gonna wait on a sale after the divisive reviews.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-charts-death-stranding-is-the-second-biggest-ps4-launch-of-2019-and-the-second-biggest-new-ip-released-this-year.152340/post-26333486

Oh, hello there!

I'm waiting for a sale. It looks interesting but not full price interesting

[Ghoul]

LoudNinja in there Baghdad Bobing.

I think it's more:

1)Folks are waiting on the PC port (to fix issues themselves or skip buying a PS4 -- <--Hey oh, me!)
2)Reviews made it a "wait for sale." Though:
3) Digital sales don't count in NPD/whatever UK data so he's not necessarily wrong.

But it's mostly 1-2, I feel. Anyone interested is gonna wait on a sale after the divisive reviews.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-charts-death-stranding-is-the-second-biggest-ps4-launch-of-2019-and-the-second-biggest-new-ip-released-this-year.152340/post-26333486

Oh, hello there!

I'm waiting for a sale. It looks interesting but not full price interesting

Days Gone beat Death Stranding? BenjiSales annihilated. Didn't he claim it was going to beat absolutely everything ever? Need to look back on tweets but CBA

[Pissy F Benny]

LoudNinja in there Baghdad Bobing.

I think it's more:

1)Folks are waiting on the PC port (to fix issues themselves or skip buying a PS4 -- <--Hey oh, me!)
2)Reviews made it a "wait for sale." Though:
3) Digital sales don't count in NPD/whatever UK data so he's not necessarily wrong.

But it's mostly 1-2, I feel. Anyone interested is gonna wait on a sale after the divisive reviews.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-charts-death-stranding-is-the-second-biggest-ps4-launch-of-2019-and-the-second-biggest-new-ip-released-this-year.152340/post-26333486

Oh, hello there!

I'm waiting for a sale. It looks interesting but not full price interesting

Days Gone beat Death Stranding? BenjiSales annihilated. Didn't he claim it was going to beat absolutely everything ever? Need to look back on tweets but CBA

Obliterated 

[ShutUp]

LoudNinja in there Baghdad Bobing.

I think it's more:

1)Folks are waiting on the PC port (to fix issues themselves or skip buying a PS4 -- <--Hey oh, me!)
2)Reviews made it a "wait for sale." Though:
3) Digital sales don't count in NPD/whatever UK data so he's not necessarily wrong.

But it's mostly 1-2, I feel. Anyone interested is gonna wait on a sale after the divisive reviews.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-charts-death-stranding-is-the-second-biggest-ps4-launch-of-2019-and-the-second-biggest-new-ip-released-this-year.152340/post-26333486

Oh, hello there!

I'm waiting for a sale. It looks interesting but not full price interesting

The GaaS hell we currently are in thanks you deeply. 

[Straight Edge]

Is it just me or is this Hobbes guy trying to cultivate some sort of internet fame on resetera with his constant “funny” threads?

[Ghoul]

Is it just me or is this Hobbes guy trying to cultivate some sort of internet fame on resetera with his constant “funny” threads?

He's trying to cultivate a mass following so he can break out on twitter with his "super quirky" takes.

I don't know how he has so much time for threads, he's a first line engineer after all they usually get rammed with boring tickets.

Bet his manager is taking many notes.

[Momo]

It's funny cause outside of all the umbilical cords everywhere Death Stranding is probably Kojima at his most restrained from sexualizing every female character. The closest is some torture scene but I wouldn't call it hot or anything considering the context of what happens in it.

I know nothing about Death Stranding, but now my curiosity is piqued. Always down for some sexy umbilical cords.

*gets tangled in umbilical cord*
"Choke me mommy!"

EDIT: Ah yes, top of page material.

[Snoopycat_]

The GaaS hell we currently are in thanks you deeply. 

Fuck off

[Ghoul]

The GaaS hell we currently are in thanks you deeply. 

Fuck off

I think you meant fuuuucckkk xffffffff

[Potato]

Is it just me or is this Hobbes guy trying to cultivate some sort of internet fame on resetera with his constant “funny” threads?

He's probably trying to gain a profile so that he can land a gig writing (unpaid) reviews for a multiplayer focused website so that he can get vERAfied...or something.

[Joe Molotov]

Apparently some Pokemon thread was an absolute graveyard, but my autism isn‘t strong enough to actually read a huge thread just for some e-drama about something I could not care less about.

Ree just couldn’t pray the Gamergate away.

[BIONIC]

Kideo games

Social-strand games

The likes flow like wine in Death Stranding

Get yer ass in here filler

[tiesto]

LoudNinja in there Baghdad Bobing.

I think it's more:

1)Folks are waiting on the PC port (to fix issues themselves or skip buying a PS4 -- <--Hey oh, me!)
2)Reviews made it a "wait for sale." Though:
3) Digital sales don't count in NPD/whatever UK data so he's not necessarily wrong.

But it's mostly 1-2, I feel. Anyone interested is gonna wait on a sale after the divisive reviews.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/uk-charts-death-stranding-is-the-second-biggest-ps4-launch-of-2019-and-the-second-biggest-new-ip-released-this-year.152340/post-26333486

Oh, hello there!

I'm waiting for a sale. It looks interesting but not full price interesting

Same. I don't mind boring games as long as they have strange atmosphere and don't overstay their welcome, but 70+ hours of boring is a hard sell regardless of how captivating the atmosphere/storyline/etc might be.

[FStop7]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/people-who-make-craters-in-their-mashed-potatoes-for-gravy-need-to-stop-it.152382/

ha ha ha they’re so funny and random over at rejectera!

[VomKriege]

Mashed potatx.

[Tripon]

Mashed potatx.

Smashed Potatx.

[thetylerrob]

It's not actually boring though.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

so it's an open secret that excel and subpar is the same poster system right?

[jorma]

so it's an open secret that excel and subpar is the same poster system right?

 

go read some Nostradamus, he knew how to peddle his fiction as truth

[bork]

Did you guiz watched the new Rick and Marty? 😎

Oh shit, thanks for the heads up.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

so it's an open secret that excel and subpar is the same poster system right?

 

go read some Nostradamus, he knew how to peddle his fiction as truth

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https://www.resetera.com/threads/when-did-we-start-showing-kids-dying-in-movies.152364/


Imagine not having seen movies.

[ShutUp]

Another day, another thread about tipping on ERA. Don't want to tip? Then don't eat out, don't have anything delivered, none of it. Otherwise you're just fucking over the little guy who is doing all the work for you.

And the endless amount of anime avatars that support not tipping never stops funny. Entitled fucking losers still living at home and nothing more.

[team filler]

don't tip white people 

[Risible]

don't tip white people 

Holy shit that would be a fantastic Ree thread: "Should I tip white people if I'm a person of color?" Hey guys am I supporting the white oppression of POC if I tip my white driver guy? As an oppressed minority shouldn't I keep the tip as a form of reparations?

[ShutUp]

People working for minimum wage should just not work there and get better jobs. I won't change my buying habits though to pay more for ethical job markets.

 This post is basically this emoji. Holy shit.

Edit: this one ended up being sarcasm, thankfully

But the prices of everything will go up!!"

And? Maybe they should, if it means the wait staff dont need to busk for tips every night

They say this now and then when those prices would go up, they'd run home crying and jump online to complain about it.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

People who tip all the time irregardless of service are chumps.

[Joe Molotov]

People who tip all the time irregardless of race are chumps.

[ShutUp]

Never tipped and never will.

It's weird to me that people in America are still tipping in 2019

Probably because the system in 2019 is still fucked and mentally mature adults understand waiters still need tips to make a decent living. Again, fucking over the little guy (as the same person goes down the street and buys a new game controller at full price at Target).

[ShutUp]

People who tip all the time irregardless of service are chumps.

Well, yeah. If the service is bad, THEN no tip is fine. Or leave like a quarter on the table or something. Should have said that initially.

[shosta]

If you live anywhere that isn't purple, you need to be tipping.

[Boredfrom]

I heard on Twitter that the Pokémon kids are loons, so I checked ERA and people are begging people to not post “spoilers” of the last trailer so that people are mindful of those going in “pure”.

Said spoilers are the mere existence of two regular-ass Pokémon.

Nintendies

Being fair, a lot of regular ass Pokémons got Thanos’ snapped. Including most of the starters.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Fuck you Charizard. 

[close]

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1193701520392540160

[Tasty]

For real fuck Charizard

[shosta]

.

omfg

[Ghoul]

For real fuck Charizard

FUUUCKKKKKK OFFFFFF

[EchoRin]

Fuck all the kids that got Charizard in a pack of cards while I never did. 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

(Image removed from quote.)

If you live anywhere that isn't purple, you need to be tipping.

but they're still getting the difference from their employers if they dont' make it in tips.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[james]

Koffing is the only pokemon that matters

[shosta]

happy veteran's day, y'all

[Tripon]

happy veteran's day, y'all

(Image removed from quote.)

I was living a mile away when the Chris Dorner shit happened and he murdered that couple in Irvine to take revenge against his boss (the woman in the couple was Dorner's boss' daughter). Mind you, Irvine may not have seen a murder in a decade before then.

[shosta]

so... no like?

[EightBitNate]

I tipped my barber 50% the other day because I was awkwardly struggling to pull a $5 out of my wallet so I just handed him a $10.

[team filler]

(Image removed from quote.)

If you live anywhere that isn't purple, you need to be tipping.

filipino cuties like you get all the tips 

[Potato]

Who the hell still carries cash? Why?

[EightBitNate]

Who the hell still carries cash? Why?

My barber only takes cash. Shady af but ur boy looks fresh.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Who the hell still carries cash? Why?

 

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/patrick-h-willems-how-star-wars-trailers-weaponize-nostalgia.152465/

Is this one of those alt right guys too?

No he is expressly the opposite. He actually praises The Last Jedi, but also employs genuine criticism.

These dumb motherfuckers.