Author Topic: Eurovision 2019 (Read 2675 times)

BisMarckie · « **on:** May 07, 2019, 11:31:53 AM »

War has changed.
Why send out thousands of conscripted teenagers out to die in some god forsaken place in Slavonia when you can beat them in stuff that really matters?
Why not pretend that the Warsaw Pact never ended and party like it’s 1983?
SFOR and KFOR never managed to bring the former Yugoslavian states closer together than them giving each other 12 points in some crummy voting process.
Why hold an expensive referendum when you can use music to tell the EU what you think of it?
Naming a nationalistic Ukrainian song the winner will do more to Russia than any sanction.

Semi finals are one week away

Monetary breakdance

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1 on:** May 07, 2019, 12:00:43 PM »

This year‘s host finest song

skullstorm · « **Reply #2 on:** May 14, 2019, 03:27:31 PM »

Anyone watching this turdfest?

I haven't heard any of the songs before and so far I'm not impressed, pretty meh.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #3 on:** May 14, 2019, 03:37:17 PM »

skullstorm · « **Reply #4 on:** May 14, 2019, 03:41:44 PM »

Fuck it, I'll stan Manbun Barefoot.

skullstorm · « **Reply #5 on:** May 14, 2019, 03:43:52 PM »

Oh and MÉLOVIN WAS ROBBED

skullstorm · « **Reply #6 on:** May 14, 2019, 03:59:52 PM »

Finally some opera

BisMarckie · « **Reply #7 on:** May 14, 2019, 04:07:43 PM »

Poland and Montenegro were so terrible that it was glorious

jorma · « **Reply #8 on:** May 14, 2019, 04:16:46 PM »

Quote from: Spieler1 on May 14, 2019, 03:37:17 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

if it were up to me, personally, I say play it safe and cover her up a bit more

BisMarckie · « **Reply #9 on:** May 14, 2019, 04:30:36 PM »

Australia with some Frozen cosplay

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10 on:** May 14, 2019, 04:34:13 PM »

Iceland going for the leather daddy audience.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #11 on:** May 14, 2019, 04:48:05 PM »

San Marino was just terrible, but in a good way.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12 on:** May 14, 2019, 04:49:56 PM »

Portugal was such a weird performance, but thanks to iceland nobody will remember it.

skullstorm · « **Reply #13 on:** May 14, 2019, 04:58:46 PM »

Yeah just let Serhat win the whole thing

BisMarckie · « **Reply #14 on:** May 14, 2019, 05:01:56 PM »

France with more pandering than anyone else.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #15 on:** May 14, 2019, 05:04:34 PM »

Israel with a typical “hosting this shit is expensive, let‘s not do that again“ song

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16 on:** May 14, 2019, 05:10:16 PM »

tier
Greece
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Australia

tier
San Marino
Slovenia

tier
Serbia
Estonia
Belarus

tier
Iceland

skullstorm · « **Reply #17 on:** May 14, 2019, 05:18:51 PM »

Out of those ten only Australia and Iceland were in any way interesting, but still I say Serhat should win. Let the old dude score some bussy

Potato · « **Reply #18 on:** May 15, 2019, 02:01:05 AM »

Five years later and I'm still wondering what the fuck Australia is doing in Eurovision...and I say that as a Eurovision fan.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19 on:** May 15, 2019, 07:27:37 AM »

Quote from: Potato on May 15, 2019, 02:01:05 AM

Five years later and I'm still wondering what the fuck Australia is doing in Eurovision...and I say that as a Eurovision fan.

It's still under UK/parliamentary rule isn't it?

Rufus · « **Reply #20 on:** May 15, 2019, 10:51:02 AM »

Nope. Like other Commonwealth nations Betty 2 is their monarch, but that doesn't mean shit.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #21 on:** May 15, 2019, 12:57:53 PM »

Iceland rocked

BisMarckie · « **Reply #22 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:10:47 PM »

Armenia with their usual over-produced power ballad crap.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #23 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:15:33 PM »

Moldova trying to ignore their meme audience.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #24 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:22:24 PM »

I think Switzerland will be in. Not a song I‘d listen to, but I wouldn‘t immediately change the station,

skullstorm · « **Reply #25 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:23:47 PM »

Moblin likes Latvia

BisMarckie · « **Reply #26 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:23:54 PM »

I like Latvia‘s song.

skullstorm · « **Reply #27 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:25:59 PM »

Not exactly The Common Linnets is it but it's at least more listenable than a lot of these other songs

BisMarckie · « **Reply #28 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:27:47 PM »

Romania

I should hate this, but I don‘t

BisMarckie · « **Reply #29 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:36:59 PM »

Denmark‘s performance reminds me of some kind of cult.

team filler · « **Reply #30 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:38:36 PM »

skullstorm · « **Reply #31 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:43:29 PM »

Was all the weird stuff in the first semi? I'm having trouble remembering everything I've seen tonight, nothing really stands out

BisMarckie · « **Reply #32 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:45:11 PM »

Can‘t unhear Austria singing about shoes.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #33 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:47:28 PM »

Croatia

Will probably be close to making it. Never underestimate the Croatian diaspora. Same for Poland, they almost got their trash into the final yesterday.

skullstorm · « **Reply #34 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:47:40 PM »

Who jizzed on the angels?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #35 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:53:09 PM »

Valletta 2020.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #36 on:** May 16, 2019, 03:54:52 PM »

BisMarckie · « **Reply #37 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:04:29 PM »

/ 5

BisMarckie · « **Reply #38 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:06:44 PM »

Go back to your country.

skullstorm · « **Reply #39 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:07:12 PM »

Okay Albania is best so far tonight

skullstorm · « **Reply #40 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:08:41 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 04:06:44 PM

Go back to your country.

You go back to your country

skullstorm · « **Reply #41 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:11:32 PM »

Jesus christ our commentator is so annoying

BisMarckie · « **Reply #42 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:15:58 PM »

Don‘t see the Netherlands as a favorite.

skullstorm · « **Reply #43 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:17:05 PM »

I can see them doing really well

skullstorm · « **Reply #44 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:23:29 PM »

Posting in this thread is a good way to stock up on moblin likes

Only Kenny and I seem to realize it

benjipwns · « **Reply #45 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:29:39 PM »

I hope moblin realizes that these likes will be used against him in the eventual Eurovision war crimes trial.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #46 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:32:15 PM »

War crime tier

Croatia
Ireland
Lithuania

BisMarckie · « **Reply #47 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:33:17 PM »

North Macedonia was terrible as well but the singer had big tits.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #48 on:** May 16, 2019, 04:57:56 PM »

Germany‘s song is so terrible, but not in the fun way.

Worst defeat since Stalingrad or Lou‘s Let‘s get happy, can‘t decide.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #49 on:** May 16, 2019, 05:03:38 PM »

I read Holland was favourite but the song was disappointing, def not as good as the country song few years back.

Denmarks entry is so kawaii, makes me happy

BisMarckie · « **Reply #50 on:** May 16, 2019, 05:06:43 PM »

North Macedonia qualified with the thiccness bonus.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #51 on:** May 16, 2019, 05:11:22 PM »

Latvia was robbed.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #52 on:** May 18, 2019, 03:35:43 PM »

Watching now on free vpn.

VomKriege · « **Reply #53 on:** May 18, 2019, 03:42:23 PM »

Madonna to be declared winner.

skullstorm · « **Reply #54 on:** May 18, 2019, 04:05:29 PM »

So Cyprus really just sent the same song again but with different lyrics? Fuego should have won tbh, I'm still salty. But sending the same song again seems pretty dumb lol

BisMarckie · « **Reply #55 on:** May 18, 2019, 04:09:03 PM »

Serhat objectively better than the German song.

Denmark with a better performance than in the semis, mainly because she avoided the high notes altogether.

skullstorm · « **Reply #56 on:** May 18, 2019, 04:10:22 PM »

I can't stand this Greek chick's voice

skullstorm · « **Reply #57 on:** May 18, 2019, 04:14:09 PM »

Somebody on Era called her a singing nose and it's so accurate

skullstorm · « **Reply #58 on:** May 18, 2019, 04:16:42 PM »

Damn bro you weren't that bad

skullstorm · « **Reply #59 on:** May 18, 2019, 04:20:18 PM »

Norway's bald dude and Serhat should team up for something truly glorious

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