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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2019, 06:53:35 PM »
Sooo Bore Con 2019, right. :doge

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2019, 06:56:11 PM »
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2019, 07:06:18 PM »
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The resort will have a pool filled with Taco Bell swag, floaties, fluffy bathrobes, and plenty of food. The resort also plans on offering food that will only be available at the resort.

Aside from possible floating tostadas, the hotel and resort will offer a salon that can do “Taco Bell-inspired nail art” as well as fades and a braid bar. They’ll also have a gift shop that will be decked out in Taco Bell brand apparel.

The resort doesn’t include how many rooms will be available but they are slated to open in June and all vacationers must be 18 or older to stay.
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2019, 07:18:19 PM »
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2019, 08:08:57 PM »
of course we get  the sexless art deco fake utopia future

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2019, 08:12:02 PM »
Nobody fucks on a stomach full of Crunchwrap supremes

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2019, 08:13:34 PM »
name one other place that lets you eat taco bell in a pool

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2019, 08:14:10 PM »
Nobody fucks on a stomach full of Crunchwrap supremes

I'll fuck on your stomach full of crunch wrap supremes 👀

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2019, 08:17:31 PM »
I’ll always leave room in mi casa for u daddy 😘

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2019, 09:38:42 PM »
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2019, 10:03:11 PM »
Sooo Bore Con 2019, right. :doge

This one I will actually go to.
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2019, 03:00:17 AM »
Sooo Bore Con 2019, right. :doge
Reservations to start in June and it's only going to be open for five days in August. :thinking
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2019, 06:58:35 AM »
Apparently they're going to be providing Taco Bell inspired afros and braids
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2019, 05:43:48 PM »
They ran out of reservations in two minutes. :lol
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2019, 05:47:58 PM »
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2019, 05:50:18 AM »
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2019, 05:57:43 AM »
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2019, 06:21:58 AM »
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2019, 04:58:39 PM »
So this is like the opposite of those resorts where people go to lose weight and get healthier.

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2019, 08:47:36 AM »
Taco Bell is pretty balanced food.
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2019, 04:47:19 PM »
You could eat healthier off the Taco Bell™ menu than you could at any burger or chicken joint.
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2019, 05:55:35 PM »
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

This did happen to me before but only once.
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2019, 06:01:48 PM »
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

People with un-diagnosed digestive issues crack me up.

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2019, 09:19:18 PM »
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2019, 09:28:54 PM »
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.

No, it was like ten years ago. I walked to taco bell like 5-6 miles away. I ate it and then on the walk back, like 5 minutes after leaving, I REALLY had to go. It was torture because there was no place to stop and go to the restroom. I had to beg this one place to let me go to the bathroom. I was almost to the point of using it in a alley or something.

That was the first and last time Taco Bell betrayed me.
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2019, 09:36:45 PM »
Yeah you need to have restroom access within like 10-20 minutes after eating bell. :lol
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2019, 09:38:32 PM »
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.

No, it was like ten years ago. I walked to taco bell like 5-6 miles away. I ate it and then on the walk back, like 5 minutes after leaving, I REALLY had to go. It was torture because there was no place to stop and go to the restroom. I had to beg this one place to let me go to the bathroom. I was almost to the point of using it in a alley or something.

That was the first and last time Taco Bell betrayed me.

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2019, 09:50:02 PM »
Yeah you need to have restroom access within like 10-20 minutes after eating bell. :lol

This was the only time this has happened! :lol
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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2019, 02:20:32 AM »
You could eat healthier off the Taco Bell™ menu than you could at any burger or chicken joint.

Yeah cause fast food shite is the only option :lol

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2019, 02:48:50 AM »
Or you could just go to Taco Bell and then to the bathroom 6.5 minutes later.

This did happen to me before but only once.
Was it the Volcano Nachos? I had those then was in and out of the restroom the rest of the day.

No, it was like ten years ago. I walked to taco bell like 5-6 miles away. I ate it and then on the walk back, like 5 minutes after leaving, I REALLY had to go. It was torture because there was no place to stop and go to the restroom. I had to beg this one place to let me go to the bathroom. I was almost to the point of using it in a alley or something.

That was the first and last time Taco Bell betrayed me.

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Re: the taco bell lifestyle reaches its zenith
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2019, 08:33:02 AM »
You wouldn't be saying that if you were getting A-rab money.
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