Author Topic: 30 years ago the wall fell and the commies were beaten (Read 2637 times)

Nintex · « **on:** November 08, 2019, 04:51:44 PM »

30 years ago the Berlin wall fell because David Hasselhoff and Ronald Reagan beat the commies.
Us 30 year olds were all born when a new world began. No longer would there be a split between the capitalist west and the communist east.
Everyone would enjoy McDonalds, Knight Rider, Baywatch and many other great products the starving communists masses were denied by their masters.

The great socialist experiment failed. Brought down by heroes and a bureaucrat who accidentally announced the DDR borders were open without delay.

This weekend we celebrate freedom from communist oppression

Tasty · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2019, 04:55:47 PM »

Shaka, when the walls fell.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2019, 06:00:10 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2019, 06:08:45 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2019, 06:22:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 08, 2019, 06:08:45 PM

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When the Hoff get's political you know it is a WARNING!!!

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2019, 06:34:59 PM »

I love Lords. Hasselhoff should cover more of their songs...

...but I think the Hoff would skip that line about being about being a “Nuremberg stepper blowin’ wets away.”

Leadbelly · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2019, 10:11:06 PM »

That's how you know we're in a simulation. When the iconic moment for something as significant as the fall of the Berlin wall and the end of Communism was David Hasselhoff in a leather jacket with flashing light bulbs.

Nintex · « **Reply #7 on:** November 09, 2019, 06:41:49 AM »

It took all the shitty reactors in the eastern block to power that jacket.
In fact, most of the former Soviet Union suffered a blackout when David Hasselhoff turned it on.
Denying the communists the chance to mobilize their army against the revolution.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8 on:** November 09, 2019, 02:51:07 PM »

East Germans had free health care, Netherlands has mandatory health insurance and you still have to pay for healthcare

team filler · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2019, 07:26:56 AM »

https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1193432351424090113

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2019, 08:48:44 AM »

We all know the real reason communism failed

YOU'RE WELCOME, YUROP

Nintex · « **Reply #11 on:** November 10, 2019, 10:09:47 AM »

Reagan won the cold war with some bullshit about space missiles that panicked the soviets to bankruptcy.

And then he trolled them to finish the job.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** November 10, 2019, 07:32:24 PM »

Potato · « **Reply #13 on:** November 12, 2019, 04:34:56 AM »

Lol communism.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14 on:** November 12, 2019, 02:00:11 PM »

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #15 on:** November 12, 2019, 02:32:03 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #16 on:** November 12, 2019, 02:39:37 PM »

oh snap, dab on them

Potato · « **Reply #17 on:** November 12, 2019, 04:30:03 PM »

Leadbelly · « **Reply #18 on:** November 13, 2019, 06:05:41 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 12, 2019, 02:00:11 PM

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Unfortunately it doesn't have the same weight as, everyone I don't like is a Nazi.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #19 on:** November 13, 2019, 06:15:28 PM »

Quote from: Leadbelly on November 13, 2019, 06:05:41 PM

Quote from: Brehvolution on November 12, 2019, 02:00:11 PM
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Unfortunately it doesn't have the same weight as, everyone I don't like is a Nazi.

lefty memes suffer in a few aspects like the incessant fear of punching down or failure to appreciate brevity
like when "ok boomer" hit its stride some people thought it required 4 paragraph exposition or some shit failing to grasp that verbal diarrhea is a thing

Potato · « **Reply #20 on:** November 13, 2019, 06:35:17 PM »

It's because most "activist" lefties are career academics and think everyone speaks in that stupid language that only academics use.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 13, 2019, 06:47:56 PM »

Decapitate academics

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #22 on:** November 13, 2019, 06:56:26 PM »

I always found conservative butthurt over colleges/unis funny.

An institute that is peak predatory of the vulnerable, preying on newly minted adults and entrapping them in exorbitant debt by paywalling their hopes of a future and economic mobility behind a 100k loan. Hand-in-hand with large money sharking (lending firms) businesses to offer the kids who can barely consume alcohol legally (in some places) their only path to success for the price of eternal debt bondage.
And using their monopoly position in a sense of that paywall to charge ever increasing costs with optimizing nickle-and-diming (parking and textbooks and oh my) in an exploitation scheme to make any die hard cappy impressed. And use it to fund their own vanity and fat bank accounts. (drop by the admin section of a university and check the earnings of the board, no austerity to be found) And then pretend to be "leftist".

Potato · « **Reply #23 on:** November 13, 2019, 07:03:08 PM »

We're not all living in the US with its weaponisation of education.

News:

Author Topic: 30 years ago the wall fell and the commies were beaten (Read 2637 times)