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[BisMarckie]

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Shugga is French but self-identifies as an expert on the American constitution

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-why-is-grand-theft-auto-v-not-on-switch-yet.155240/page-4#post-26824606

Seems that they dont like nintendo somehow.
I mean they didnt release gta3 on the gamecube before. They didnt do any effort when wii was the most selling console. And now when we do see that tieth party ports are selling that well on switch, it isnt that they dont like money?

Even there other port for switchwas based on a playstation engine with as low effort as possible which makes the game runs like s*

F them

Also there isnt something like nintendo audience. Gta 5 is mainstream as hell. Wii en switch are both bought by mainstream people.

Nintoddlers are an embarrassment

spoiler (click to show/hide)

GTA Advance, and Chinatown Wars for the DS
Bully, Manhunt 2, and Table Tennis for the Wii

[close]

[benjipwns]

Shugga is French but self-identifies as an expert on the American constitution

Oh, well, I guess they all can't be Vom.

[BisMarckie]

The Houser Brothers have a long standing grudge against Nintendo and no longer have anyone they need to answer to.

They are basically the most important people at Take Two, no longer take orders from anyone and they don’t need Nintendo.

You will never see the Houser Brothers support their sworn enemy

[benjipwns]

GTA III they only got barely up and running on the PS2 in time, then it was under a Sony exclusive deal after that. Not that Vice City or San Andreas would have fit on the discs. I guess they could have just dropped the soundtracks and made you change discs between cities in SA.

[BisMarckie]

Which console manufacturer is your sworn enemy?

[benjipwns]

Do, do, they want the 360 version of GTA V? The current gen one is 70-130GB in size.

[benjipwns]

Which console manufacturer is your sworn enemy?

NEC for abandoning the PC-FX.

Also, Jakks Pacific.

[benjipwns]

Also Nintendo for contracting the Clintons to put a hit out on Gunpei Yokoi.

[Bore Expert]

Time for a break ol benji

 

[benjipwns]

can't, forum cop Rumbler never came through with that free Kitkat, too busy joy riding with his outlaw dog friends probably

[Potato]

lol op to out the Aussies successful

But no, I forgot your stupid country banned them for hurting your feelings.

The image isn't really juicy or anything I just have a soft spot for ResetERA.com Legal Practice advice.

It's funny though, I can still see the banbot page.

Really? It doesn't even let me view that without a proxy, which is especially frustrating because it's the only part of the site I want to view.

https://resetera.kiwifarms.net/hot

You should be able to see it here

[Potato]

Could you spoiler tag that gross fish shit

You know what? I'd totally watch a cooking show with Mads Mikkelsen, but only if he just cooked and didn't talk. I wouldn't even care if he was cooking people.

[VomKriege]

Which console manufacturer is your sworn enemy?

Valve.

[clothedmacuser]

Could you spoiler tag that gross fish shit

You know what? I'd totally watch a cooking show with Mads Mikkelsen, but only if he just cooked and didn't talk. I wouldn't even care if he was cooking people.

Wearing a shirt like that while prepping food pisses me off.

[Potato]

Could you spoiler tag that gross fish shit

You know what? I'd totally watch a cooking show with Mads Mikkelsen, but only if he just cooked and didn't talk. I wouldn't even care if he was cooking people.

Wearing a shirt like that while prepping food pisses me off.

Yes, but he's Mads fucking Mikkelsen. He makes the impractical practical.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/john-woo-fears-marvel-movies-%E2%80%98will-make-young-audiences-get-lost-when-it-comes-to-knowledge-about-film%E2%80%99.154911/post-26767533

So John woo movies have a John woo voice..
And MCU movies have a MCU voice.

Corporations are people my etc etc

[Transhuman]

lol op to out the Aussies successful

But no, I forgot your stupid country banned them for hurting your feelings.

The image isn't really juicy or anything I just have a soft spot for ResetERA.com Legal Practice advice.

It's funny though, I can still see the banbot page.

Really? It doesn't even let me view that without a proxy, which is especially frustrating because it's the only part of the site I want to view.

https://resetera.kiwifarms.net/hot

You should be able to see it here

Nah, doesn't load without a proxy for me. That's through Optus and TPG.

Edit: what the. Was being blocked by my adblocking app. Weird

[Snoopycat_]

But Nintendo has Doom so there's no reason GTA couldn't work and look exactly like the pc version

[who is ted danson?]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-why-is-grand-theft-auto-v-not-on-switch-yet.155240/page-4#post-26824606

Seems that they dont like nintendo somehow.
I mean they didnt release gta3 on the gamecube before. They didnt do any effort when wii was the most selling console. And now when we do see that tieth party ports are selling that well on switch, it isnt that they dont like money?

Even there other port for switchwas based on a playstation engine with as low effort as possible which makes the game runs like s*

F them

Also there isnt something like nintendo audience. Gta 5 is mainstream as hell. Wii en switch are both bought by mainstream people.

Nintoddlers are an embarrassment

spoiler (click to show/hide)

GTA Advance, and Chinatown Wars for the DS
Bully, Manhunt 2, and Table Tennis for the Wii

[close]

Chinatown Wars was real fuckin good too. God damn ninyenyearolds don't buy third party games and kill all hopes of a sequel.

Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword is another exanple

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-why-is-grand-theft-auto-v-not-on-switch-yet.155240/page-4#post-26824606

Seems that they dont like nintendo somehow.
I mean they didnt release gta3 on the gamecube before. They didnt do any effort when wii was the most selling console. And now when we do see that tieth party ports are selling that well on switch, it isnt that they dont like money?

Even there other port for switchwas based on a playstation engine with as low effort as possible which makes the game runs like s*

F them

Also there isnt something like nintendo audience. Gta 5 is mainstream as hell. Wii en switch are both bought by mainstream people.

Nintoddlers are an embarrassment

spoiler (click to show/hide)

GTA Advance, and Chinatown Wars for the DS
Bully, Manhunt 2, and Table Tennis for the Wii

[close]

Chinatown Wars was real fuckin good too. God damn ninyenyearolds don't buy third party games and kill all hopes of a sequel.

Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword is another exanple

I did my part on both of those. Great games.

[NekoFever]

(Image removed from quote.)

That whole thread has some real galaxy brains.

"Just get a fast computer and try every possible 64-character password combination! How many could there be?"

"Police shouldn't be able to take biometrics that you are like, say, fingerprints, DNA or your photograph!"

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-subscribe-to-era-clean-add-removal-and-you-should-too.155324/

Wait a minute, there are ads on the internet?

Also these poll results

[Lonewulfeus]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-subscribe-to-era-clean-add-removal-and-you-should-too.155324/

Wait a minute, there are ads on the internet?

Also these poll results

I thought about making the acne joke but I don’t wanna get banned.  I only post on mobile and quoting is a god send for reposting here

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-subscribe-to-era-clean-add-removal-and-you-should-too.155324/

Wait a minute, there are ads on the internet?

Also these poll results

Dude, I was just about to post this thread, so funny, also the OP 

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-subscribe-to-era-clean-add-removal-and-you-should-too.155324/page-2#post-26827459

where does all this era clear money go? who's actually being paid from this website?

Evilore.

ShyamalanTwist.jpg

This guy is dead and doesn't even know it yet

[Momo]

This guy is dead and doesn't even know it yet

[benjipwns]

If the Housers wish to prove they are not Nintendophobic bigots then they must immediately announce they are appearing in person at The Game Awards to reveal that Agent is now a Switch exclusive.

This is their final warning.

[paprikastaude]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-why-is-grand-theft-auto-v-not-on-switch-yet.155240/page-4#post-26824606

Seems that they dont like nintendo somehow.
I mean they didnt release gta3 on the gamecube before. They didnt do any effort when wii was the most selling console. And now when we do see that tieth party ports are selling that well on switch, it isnt that they dont like money?

Even there other port for switchwas based on a playstation engine with as low effort as possible which makes the game runs like s*

F them

Also there isnt something like nintendo audience. Gta 5 is mainstream as hell. Wii en switch are both bought by mainstream people.

Nintoddlers are an embarrassment

spoiler (click to show/hide)

GTA Advance, and Chinatown Wars for the DS
Bully, Manhunt 2, and Table Tennis for the Wii

[close]

Chinatown Wars was real fuckin good too. God damn ninyenyearolds don't buy third party games and kill all hopes of a sequel.

Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword is another exanple

DS was the only Nintendo platform after the SNES with good 3rd party support and none of those babies supported it over lazy Pokemon cash-ins, at best buying piracy carts for everything else. Even a game with mass appeal like Chinatown flopped. So I'm pretty sure R* understands where their audience is. But noooo, it's always the fault of the secret conspiracy against their favorite shitty toy maker.

Not to mention, who the hell cares for another GTAV port - unless you're such a manbaby, you refused to buy any of the dozen cheap-ass platforms that play that game Nintenyearolds remain the most pathetic shills (though Gaben sluts are getting up there). bruh, voluntarily get the most limited gaming experience, while blaming everyone but your choice, or your beloved company, for it.

[bork]

https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1199205004072169473

[Momo]

https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1199205004072169473

does she have tinder? imma go in

[Rahxephon91]

But other than that, this is probably the weakest the series has ever been. In my opinion, anyway. I find it extremely disheartening. I'll still play it for 400 hours but this series deserves and could be so much better. I don't understand how people just swallow energetically excused a series as rapidly diminishing as this one.

I don’t know, why don’t you ask yourself you fucking idiot?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pok%C3%A9mon-sword-and-shield-ot-god-save-the-vespiquen.152848/page-303#post-26828773

[Jenkem]

https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1199205004072169473

deep thots

[Ghoul]

https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1199205004072169473

I posted in bad vibes already, but yeah pretty nuts.

[Ghoul]

But other than that, this is probably the weakest the series has ever been. In my opinion, anyway. I find it extremely disheartening. I'll still play it for 400 hours but this series deserves and could be so much better. I don't understand how people just swallow energetically excused a series as rapidly diminishing as this one.

I don’t know, why don’t you ask yourself you fucking idiot?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/pok%C3%A9mon-sword-and-shield-ot-god-save-the-vespiquen.152848/page-303#post-26828773

Hey Rahx how you doing?

[Hermit]

Do any of these people actually take care of themselves? Or did they expect to remain healthy on a hot pocket diet?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-anyone-else-falling-apart-after-their-30s.155345/

Now I get why shugga is the way he is

Joke's on you my body has always been garbage, almost choked to death at birth
I did develop lactose intolerance in my 20s though

[benjipwns]

He's not here to demand his porn back is he?!? Because I've already seen everything. It's like this one time when I was riding my bike in the park and this police woman said "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass!" But then her clothes fell off and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything. I've seen it all.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And I ride off. On the grass.

[close]

[Ghoul]

Rahx needs his hog reparations

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-anyone-else-falling-apart-after-their-30s.155345/page-2#post-26829458

35 got gout last month. Shit is sore as fuck. Apart from that developed a lovely Dad bod and I'm pretty sure I'm about to start balding.

How are you living in a first world country and getting fucking Gout? HUUUUUUH

[Ghoul]

How are you living in a first world country and getting fucking Gout? HUUUUUUH

Huh?  What does Gout have to do with the country you live in?  Isn't it a form of arthritis?

Diet: Eating red meat and shellfish increases your risk.

Alcohol: For most people, more than two liquor drinks or two beers a day can increase the risk of gout.

Sodas: The fructose in sweet sodas has recently been shown to increase gout risk.

Obesity: Obese people are at a higher risk for gout, and they tend to develop it at a younger age than people of normal weight.

Makes sense why they have it then....

[Hermit]

My fat uncle usually gets it. Dr Pepper is probably the culprit lol

[porkbun]

With sensitivities to Cashews, all mammals milk, gluten vodka, rum, and even iceberg lettuce

How the FUCK can you be allergic to lettuce???

[Averon]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-subscribe-to-era-clean-add-removal-and-you-should-too.155324/

Wait a minute, there are ads on the internet?

Also these poll results

Cerium must be grinding his teeth looking at those poll results

[benjipwns]

add removal

[BIONIC]

add removal

Era clean

[nachobro]

Pfft, I am not paying $4 a month to remove ads when I can use adblock, especially when the site in question is just trash and I will be leaving soon.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-subscribe-to-era-clean-add-removal-and-you-should-too.155324/post-26830292

it's always "leaving soon" or "thinking about quitting" but they never actually do it

[Ghoul]

Wasn't using adblock on GAF a bannable offence?

[NekoFever]

He's not here to demand his porn back is he?!? Because I've already seen everything. It's like this one time when I was riding my bike in the park and this police woman said "Oi! You can't ride your bike on the grass!" But then her clothes fell off and she's trying to cover up, but I've seen everything. I've seen it all.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And I ride off. On the grass.

[close]

It's a comedy, is it?

[Propagandhim]

With sensitivities to Cashews, all mammals milk, gluten vodka, rum, and even iceberg lettuce

How the FUCK can you be allergic to lettuce???

The extra folate aggravates my hemoglobin levels

[HaughtyFrank]

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1197959216574746627

Is the onion problematic yet?

[benjipwns]

Personally, I like it, but we don't need a thread about the subject. If you want to sign up feel free, if you don't then that's cool too.

Not open for further replies.

good talk

[benjipwns]

It's a comedy, is it?

No, but I have to go to Iraq to rescue these hostages. And they're all women and they're naked because their clothes have rotted off. But I get them into the helicopter and I'm flying but I can still sneak a look in the mirror. And I can see everything.

 

All the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.

[close]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Maybe era clear gives you a seat on the special counsel.

[thisismyusername]

Also Nintendo for contracting the Clintons to put a hit out on Gunpei Yokoi.

Newsfeed.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/so-why-is-grand-theft-auto-v-not-on-switch-yet.155240/page-4#post-26824606

Seems that they dont like nintendo somehow.
I mean they didnt release gta3 on the gamecube before. They didnt do any effort when wii was the most selling console. And now when we do see that tieth party ports are selling that well on switch, it isnt that they dont like money?

Even there other port for switchwas based on a playstation engine with as low effort as possible which makes the game runs like s*

F them

Also there isnt something like nintendo audience. Gta 5 is mainstream as hell. Wii en switch are both bought by mainstream people.

Nintoddlers are an embarrassment

spoiler (click to show/hide)

GTA Advance, and Chinatown Wars for the DS
Bully, Manhunt 2, and Table Tennis for the Wii

[close]

Chinatown Wars was real fuckin good too. God damn ninyenyearolds don't buy third party games and kill all hopes of a sequel.

Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword is another exanple

DS was the only Nintendo platform after the SNES with good 3rd party support and none of those babies supported it over lazy Pokemon cash-ins, at best buying piracy carts for everything else. Even a game with mass appeal like Chinatown flopped. So I'm pretty sure R* understands where their audience is. But noooo, it's always the fault of the secret conspiracy against their favorite shitty toy maker.

Not to mention, who the hell cares for another GTAV port - unless you're such a manbaby, you refused to buy any of the dozen cheap-ass platforms that play that game Nintenyearolds remain the most pathetic shills (though Gaben sluts are getting up there). bruh, voluntarily get the most limited gaming experience, while blaming everyone but your choice, or your beloved company, for it.

Chinatown Wars really wasn't that good, my dudes. Like, I like 2D GTA, but the mini-games to jack the cars is annoying and the story wasn't that engaging to wade through the game. I still finished it, but I didn't feel a dying need for a sequel.

Being fair: I've felt that way since 4. So maybe the series formula just has ran dry on me.

[Lonewulfeus]

I’m back.

I was banned for trolling multiple kojima threads because apparently saying “dick me kojima” three times previously in other kojima threads is trolling. And not only that but trolling to a degree that warrants a 5 day ban. I’m not sure I understand that conclusion given that I’ve never even been indicated to that those comments were inflammatory in any way. Additionally one of the comments cited was a jokey comment made in my own AMA thread. Just found that amusing.

He’s back

[Tasty]

Additionally one of the comments cited was a jokey comment made in my own AMA thread

Just found that amusing.

[nachobro]

That's a little melodramatic, don't you think? Looking at your posts, you were definitely trying to rile people up (aka trolling), and caught a short ban as a result. Doesn't seem like a big deal either way.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-moderation-staff-is-fucking-up-beyond-belief-on-lgbt-issues.153951/post-26832715


immediately told to shaddup. time for a new shtick, dummy.

[Tasty]

Honestly at this point I don’t even know if I want to come back.

I'm considering not even coming back if I'm unbanned. It's a fucking joke.

I'm just tired of it.

I’m back.

[Ghoul]

Punished Hobbes. "Why am I here? Just to suffer!"

[nachobro]

It’s over now though. I said my peace.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-moderation-staff-is-fucking-up-beyond-belief-on-lgbt-issues.153951/post-26832779

sorry, being unable to spell is a shtick that's already taken. please find another one.

[Ghoul]

It’s over now though. I said my peace.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/resetera-moderation-staff-is-fucking-up-beyond-belief-on-lgbt-issues.153951/post-26832779

sorry, being unable to spell is a shtick that's already taken. please find another one.

Peace walker 2: Incident management on big shill