Author Topic: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death (Read 3866 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** January 10, 2020, 04:25:12 PM »

Who wins in a one on one struggle? Same rules and environment as the hit Japanese movie Battle Royale.

Choose your fighter

james · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2020, 04:27:12 PM »

shosta couldnt fight his way out of a bowl of pho

BisMarckie · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2020, 04:31:30 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 10, 2020, 04:27:57 PM

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putting my money on this guy...

toku · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2020, 04:35:31 PM »

all of shosta's bore daddies after benji destroys something beautiful:

Uncle · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2020, 04:37:23 PM »

http://www.tupelobuffalopark.com/online/coloringbook/default.aspx

Mandark · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2020, 04:38:54 PM »

*writes and deletes variants of a "libertarian vs. teenager" joke several times*

james · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2020, 04:44:21 PM »

Benaji is probably fat, which makes it more likely that he will eat shosta

agrajag · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2020, 04:49:03 PM »

lol benji is a fatty

Kara · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2020, 04:51:03 PM »

No war but the class war.

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2020, 05:10:33 PM »

Personally hoping for a double knockout 🤞

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2020, 06:01:08 PM »

baenjipwns

BisMarckie · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2020, 07:17:35 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on January 10, 2020, 04:31:30 PM

Quote from: shosta on January 10, 2020, 04:27:57 PM
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putting my money on this guy...

Bourgiepwns

Nintex · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2020, 07:19:28 PM »

Benji knows all your weaknesses before you fight him.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2020, 07:26:01 PM »

Why ask questions when you can use metrics?

qed

Nintex · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2020, 07:31:42 PM »

Quote from: riotous on January 10, 2020, 07:20:27 PM

I will train shosta, he will eliminate benji.

Let's face it reeotous you can't even defeat me, he wouldn't stand a chance against Benji and you would probably perish in the fight as well.
This would be you training shosta

Only I could learn shosta how to defeat benji.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2020, 09:45:40 PM »

Harry.Shosta > Shosta

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #16 on:** January 11, 2020, 12:07:07 AM »

speaking of which, benji where are you

samir · « **Reply #17 on:** January 11, 2020, 12:13:26 AM »

he's recharging before going on another one of his binges

nudemacusers · « **Reply #18 on:** January 11, 2020, 12:38:42 AM »

As long as I can keep the body of the loser

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 11, 2020, 12:40:17 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on January 11, 2020, 12:38:42 AM

As long as I can keep the body of the loser

It’ll be nice to see benji finally leave his house

Tripon · « **Reply #20 on:** January 11, 2020, 06:25:37 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on January 11, 2020, 12:38:42 AM

As long as I can keep the body of the loser

What are you going to do with a dead body?

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #21 on:** January 20, 2020, 02:14:43 AM »

so i note benji hasn't posted in a while

BIONIC · « **Reply #22 on:** January 20, 2020, 02:33:32 AM »

Quote from: Crash Dummy on January 20, 2020, 02:14:43 AM

so i note benji hasn't posted in a while

Who needs Benji when you got Glen!
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OnlyRegret · « **Reply #23 on:** January 20, 2020, 03:13:01 AM »

when the world needed him most, he vanished

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2020, 09:17:31 AM »

At a time when Nintex and filler run wild on the forum, benji was nowhere to be found.

skullstorm · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2020, 09:47:39 AM »

Wait, Benji is fat? Shouldn't he be a mod then

BisMarckie · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2020, 10:32:36 AM »

I hope benji is doing well and comes back soon.

Can't say the same about some of you.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #27 on:** January 20, 2020, 12:44:51 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 20, 2020, 12:43:23 PM

How does everyone always freak out when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.

If that stops him from shitposting, I have to question his dedication.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 20, 2020, 12:47:50 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 20, 2020, 12:43:23 PM

How does everyone always wonder where he is when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.

He’s allowed around schools again!?

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #29 on:** January 20, 2020, 03:18:06 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 20, 2020, 12:43:23 PM

How does everyone always wonder where he is when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.

More like hes scoffing free lunches at meaningless committee #35634 and not answering emails

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 20, 2020, 08:34:42 PM »

Anyone checked to see if Maury was currently filming? Wouldn’t be shocked if he was trying to get out of more child support.

Kara · « **Reply #31 on:** January 20, 2020, 10:59:45 PM »

Quote from: shosta on January 20, 2020, 12:43:23 PM

How does everyone always wonder where he is when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.

FACT CHECK: benjaminpwns is a self-described random mercenary, presumably forging research results in the academy or something instead of pilfering the AmeriKKKan military apparatus in exchange for keeping the death and dismemberment of imperial projects off the official stats.

BIONIC · « **Reply #32 on:** January 21, 2020, 02:08:31 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 02:02:52 AM

Quote from: BIONIC on January 21, 2020, 01:58:50 AM
Benji, there are rumors swirling around that you’re a fattie.

Please confirm.
If anything I'm underweight.

I've never weighed over 175lbs in my life that I'm aware of.

Slanderous scum the lot of you

Kara · « **Reply #33 on:** January 21, 2020, 02:11:08 AM »

benji on record as never lifting. Perhaps one of the few hypothetical edges he had on Dmitri Dmitriyevich exposed as fantasy.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #34 on:** January 21, 2020, 02:23:20 AM »

Shame the narrative ended, I was enjoying imagining Benji the Ogre/Ogor.

benjipwns · « **Reply #35 on:** January 21, 2020, 02:39:38 AM »

FACT CHECK: I have, in fact, lifted! Though I really need to get back to it regularly. $:-\$

Also while FACT CHECKING, I'll again point out my opposition to violence and overall pacifism reaches where I don't morally endorse my own personal self-defense. Esch technically already got this in his cons list.

That said, if shosta were to voluntarily agree to my use of violence against him for the purposes of research into this question we may be able to come to some kind of broad voluntarily agreement on this front.

If he'd like to sit and have a glass of wine as we negotiate the terms of our battle...but first, sniff this...

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #36 on:** January 21, 2020, 02:40:45 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 02:39:38 AM

FACT CHECK: I have, in fact, lifted! Though I really need to get back to it regularly. $:-\$

Also while FACT CHECKING, I'll again point out my opposition to violence and overall pacifism reaches where I don't morally endorse my own personal self-defense. Esch technically already got this in his cons list.

That said, if shosta were to voluntarily agree to my use of violence against him for the purposes of research into this question we may be able to come to some kind of broad voluntarily agreement on this front.

If he'd like to sit and have a glass of wine as we negotiate the terms of our battle...but first, sniff this...

.

Quote from: Mandark on January 10, 2020, 04:38:54 PM

*writes and deletes variants of a "libertarian vs. teenager" joke several times*

benjipwns · « **Reply #37 on:** January 21, 2020, 02:55:09 AM »

I do not consent to a murder-suicide.

News:

Poll

two men enter one man leaves

Author Topic: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death (Read 3866 times)

Eschaton