Would banning Glen be a mercy killing?

[aiii]

 

[team filler]

glen or the person using his account 

[thisismyusername]

I thought Glenn didn't even remember his password.

But as it is, let him live until after the election. Thereby if Bernie loses he has the means to mock me like I mocked him for Madam Her-turn all 16-17. It's only fair.

[Joe Molotov]

Should I ban shosta too, or do you guys want to let him keep one of his accounts? 

[thisismyusername]

Should I ban shosta too, or you guys want to keep one of him around? 

Underage so, b&'d. Or James will leech on him like TVC did before he found out the underage thing.

[TVC15]

Should I ban shosta too, or do you guys want to let him keep one of his accounts? 

Don’t ban both of them. We need somebody to pass out drunk at parties with huge boners in their pants that girls pause to pose for selfies with.

[bork]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34032.msg2654435#msg2654435

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

[thisismyusername]

Honestly, if you Nazis ban Glen, ban me, too.

So we ban you after the election as well? That's a fair trade.

[TVC15]

Identity politics.

[team filler]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34032.msg2654435#msg2654435

Leaving permanently. It's been fun at times, but shit is untenable.

Headwalk can legit get hit by a bus.
Eat a fucking dick, agrajag. I've never met a more pretentious oaf on the interwebs.

The rest of you except Stro and Timu are cool, and I hope you have happy lives.

[bork]

Just where does this hostility come from?

Good question!

Can you fuck off, dude?

drinking and driving rules tbh 

No. Fuck you.

Whoever banned Cream and Assimilate is kind of lame.

Whaleco is the biggest piece of shit I've ever known.

My friends 2 yearold got his leg stuck in the base of a portable fan (that was off) while he was trying to fight his mom from changing his diaper.  Instead of helping, I made a joke about shit hitting the fan.

You should have turned on the fan.

Jack - Underrated as in people here sometimes seem to rate him "low" when really he is a perfect heel.

No one here would care if you died.

Turning 40 this summer. Wearing the christian side hug look.

(Image removed from quote.)

You look like shit.

[Lonewulfeus]

Glen seems to be going through a dark time.  Why y’all gotta bully him

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1216892851541495809

[Kara]

Glen is a valued member of the Unofficial LF Bore Biden 2020 PAC Slack.

[EightBitNate]

Glen is a much better poster than Stro though

[team filler]

glen is a los angeles chargers fan 

[Mandark]

Glen's gonna be a rageboi on the Bore or off.

Also I like having haters, it makes my life seem slightly less dull.

[Transhuman]

Can someone sum up Glen so I can understand tf is going on

[Transhuman]

Also is clothedmac the army one or is nudemac the army one?

[toku]

Maybe we can talk this out. What's bugging him? I thought he was practicing zen and playing music now, that he had found some peace?  :'(

[EightBitNate]

Can someone sum up Glen so I can understand tf is going on

Glen is Jack Remington

[Kara]

Also is clothedmac the army one or is nudemac the army one?

The former is forums poster mac while the latter is an agent of AmeriKKKan imperialism.

[Mandark]

Can someone sum up Glen so I can understand tf is going on

he's super into avatar

not the airbender, the other one

[team filler]

Glen has nice hands.

he says they're rated E for ephebophile 

[Tripon]

Can someone sum up Glen so I can understand tf is going on

he's super into avatar

not the airbender, the other one

This one?

https://twitter.com/AVATARmetal/status/1138538965441683457

[TVC15]

Can someone sum up Glen so I can understand tf is going on

he's super into avatar

not the airbender, the other one

This one?

https://twitter.com/AVATARmetal/status/1138538965441683457

That looks like some Kiss Psycho Circus shit man. That’s what America needs now!

[naff]

Can someone sum up Glen so I can understand tf is going on

Bad news, all.

The veritable WSHH elders have decreed that the no-nut November extends to sex.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpp9gTEnksn/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1ndbjoq8q7a66

Yeah, we aren't enforcing that here.

We aren't enforcing anything, big guy.

Shut the fuck up you pedantic idiot. Obviously none of this could ever be "enforced" per se, but someone could have sex and not break the "no fap" rules, which are upheld through the honor system. You fucking loser.

he is a man of honor

[TVC15]

The last few days?

[TVC15]

You guys sure go nuts for this Glen fellow. You’re like preteen girls with Jonathan Taylor Thomas pictures from Tiger Beat all over your bedroom walls.

[toku]

Maybe we can talk this out. What's bugging him? I thought he was practicing zen and playing music now, that he had found some peace?  :'(

Man, I really wasn't expecting to be directly called out on this stuff, so maybe it's time for this jig to be up.

So spring 2019 when that "The majority of emotes here are garbaggio" thread came out, another poster and I were talking about how "The majority of posters here..." would be a fun parody. Life got in the way, but I held onto the idea. Eventually I had the old thread bumped and then made the parody.

When "Underrated Boritos" came out like two days later... well it was right there. The response wasn't as good, and shosta derailed the whole thing with the first reply, ensuring that we weren't going to have an actual fun discussion about who is overrated. That same thread in 2008 would have been gold. I do hate Mandark and 1-2 others, but I probably like everyone else I included, though I'd have to go back and remember who was on that list. Anyway Momo made that quip about how I was trying to get my outlaw bar all the way to red, so I figured why the hell not.

I'm doing great. Job is good, life is good, I've been playing a ton of music and actually started playing live again. I played guitar at a party on NYE. Things are fun. Hope things are fun for you too.

[Mandark]

For example the world could probably be improved by sending the top 10 posters in the GAF thread to community service or some type of public works project.

That'd be tough when james has to stay a thousand feet away from schools and public parks.

[Great Rumbler]

glengarry glen shosta

[Human Snorenado]

Banning Glen, a faithful rageposter, and keeping generic internet pedophile/Sanders supporter james is egregious.

To say nothing of shit tier human being and serial post liker filler

[Transhuman]

Can someone sum up Glen so I can understand tf is going on

he's super into avatar

not the airbender, the other one

Knew a guy named Grif who was way into that movie

[TVC15]

Well, I just want to say I hope I’m not on Glen’s hit list. He reminds me of one of those fiery Latin American women on 90 Day Fiance. I can never tell what’s going on with them.

[james]

Glen, thank for for validating me. I appreciate you.

[Kara]

When Glen's lashing out at other posters, he typically has a cooldown phase after and requires a lot of mana to play again. Let him live.

Glen is Meandering Towershell.

[Potato]

I don't know what's going on here, but I just wanted to say that you're all equally trash.

[BIONIC]

Banning Glen, a faithful rageposter, and keeping generic internet pedophile/Sanders supporter james is egregious.

To say nothing of shit tier human being and serial post liker filler

[Himu]

My team lost our manager and more and you don't see me losing me shit over it

Imagine how I feel right now.

[team filler]

[BisMarckie]

Imagine having meltdowns on a small shitposting forum being your claim to fame.

[headwalk]

Today I learned that there seem to be quite a few people on The Bore who

1) Feel that Glen should not be posting on The Bore, and

2) Feel that people like Glen are are "douchebags" or "tools".


This was pretty mind-blowing to me, since I've always held the belief that Glen is the coolest person ever. Nothing like getting a whole crowd of people posting in your rage thread. Few things give me as much satisfaction as starting a thread with an aloof shitpost before getting dragged into a drawn out care hard meltdown that ends with me declaring I'm leaving the site forever. It's even better if there's a second poster so that you can throw some quotes and likes in there.


I feel like the inexplicable hatred many Boreans seem to have for Glen is probably caused by:

- People who don't really know how to post attempting to post like Glen and doing it poorly
- Glen playing Wonderwall.

If all I heard was Glen playing Wonderwall covers, I'd probably hate him too. But few things make a forum for me like a good Glen post and a jeering crowd.
 

[Brehvolution]

whaleco

[agrajag]

Can someone sum up Glen so I can understand tf is going on

he plays Wonderwall at parties on guitar. Also, he let's it linger when Korean girls give him a hug.

[Joe Molotov]

Can someone sum up Glen so I can understand tf is going on

[Great Rumbler]

You hate to see it.

[Transhuman]

Maybe i'm stupid or something but I still don't understand anything except the Wonderwall part of what you guys are saying

[toku]

Bless up

[agrajag]

Maybe i'm stupid or something but I still don't understand anything except the Wonderwall part of what you guys are saying

isn't liking Wonderwall damning enough on its own?

[Transhuman]

[eleuin]

as long as you don't post dead children during one of your fits you're ok glenshosta

[Boogie]

Glen seems to be going through a dark time.  Why y’all gotta bully him

Oh my sweet summer child.  This is sunny Glen.

Dark Times Glen was 2009-2014-ish?

[TVC15]

Wonderwall is the worst Oasis song, and I have nothing to apologize for, certainly not to you dipshits.

Half of you could get your dicks bitten off by rabid horses tomorrow, and I'd sip a cocktail laughing about the whole thing.

You just said you only hate 2-3 people here! Would you really be indifferent toward the equine emasculation of innocents?

[james]

Glen seems to be going through a dark time.  Why y’all gotta bully him

Oh my sweet summer child.  This is sunny Glen.

Dark Times Glen was 2009-2014-ish?

Never forget Glen post-November 2016

[TVC15]

This seems like an appropriate thread:

Today I learned Moby got “Vegan for Life” tattooed on his neck.

[Kara]

Can someone sum up Glen so I can understand tf is going on

he's super into avatar

not the airbender, the other one

I guess this is kind of a "Obama really liked Parasite" thing but a Libyan regime change explainer liking THE anti-imperialist movie of recent memory is wild.

[Himu]

Tbh I wasn't in favor of Libyan regime change so much as I was opposed to disingenuous internet dipshits who don't actually care about Libya and couldn't even find it on a map trying to leverage that situation in support of a certain bald socialist from Vermont.

What about not pursuing investigation against Bush administration for "good will" which has allowed W's festering legacy to run amok and has directly led to the Trump administration? Many of the vultures in Trump's circle are W alumni.

But please, by all means, fight for your boy.

https://theintercept.com/2018/10/09/brett-kavanaugh-supreme-court-bush-administration/

Your boy is complicit and directly lead to today's climate.

[jorma]

Glen is a better poster than anyone else who has been here longer than four years. 

[Kara]

Tbh I wasn't in favor of Libyan regime change so much as I was opposed to disingenuous internet dipshits who don't actually care about Libya and couldn't even find it on a map trying to leverage that situation in support of a certain bald socialist from Vermont.

I know you're trying to sell this "what if we applied Nixon's madman theory but to posting?" thing but I said you were an explainer, not a cheerleader. Or a booster. Or Oz Katerji.