Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1352145 times)

TVC15 · « **Reply #900 on:** March 04, 2020, 02:13:15 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2020, 11:14:34 AM

Yeah my client stands to lose a lot of money over the virus; so kinda un-shocking they are not issuing any anti-travel policy. Would look bad if that got out to the public.

I just spent a year managing a team in Buenos Aires too; managed that fine.. but somehow this team in the bay just needs to see my purdy mouf close up.

Depending on when you’re here and how crazy I am at the time, I could be up for seeing that mouf up close, too. Let me know!

Nintex · « **Reply #901 on:** March 04, 2020, 02:35:18 PM »

This might be my greatest idea

https://coronavirusscanner.com/

BIONIC · « **Reply #902 on:** March 04, 2020, 02:37:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on March 04, 2020, 02:13:15 PM

Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2020, 11:14:34 AM
Yeah my client stands to lose a lot of money over the virus; so kinda un-shocking they are not issuing any anti-travel policy. Would look bad if that got out to the public.

I just spent a year managing a team in Buenos Aires too; managed that fine.. but somehow this team in the bay just needs to see my purdy mouf close up.

Depending on when you’re here and how crazy I am at the time, I could be up for seeing that mouf up close, too. Let me know!

I expect to hear lots of stories involving diapers

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and riotous sr.

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james · « **Reply #903 on:** March 04, 2020, 02:40:10 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 04, 2020, 02:35:18 PM

This might be my greatest idea

https://coronavirusscanner.com/

team filler · « **Reply #904 on:** March 04, 2020, 03:02:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1234978478451093508

corona-chan is real

team filler · « **Reply #905 on:** March 04, 2020, 03:06:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/princessmin_c/status/1234574194928705539

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #906 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:22:09 PM »

secondary attack rate, that's the terminology I was looking for

currently 10.5% cited (1 in 10 people exposed become sick) in prelim US data

TVC15 · « **Reply #907 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:23:50 PM »

From this most recent update, it sounds unlikely that they’ll cancel domestic biz trips, so I am happy again!

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #908 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:30:43 PM »

comparatively S.A.R. of measles, ~90%, norovirus at ~45%,

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #909 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:44:35 PM »

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/04/coronavirus-chinese-scientists-identify-two-types-covid-19.html

TEEEPO · « **Reply #910 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:52:29 PM »

epidemiologist believe that's exactly what happened with sars, which they theorize mutated into a significantly less-aggressive virus that is more akin to a mild-cold

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #911 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:55:16 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on March 04, 2020, 04:52:29 PM

epidemiologist believe that's exactly what happened with sars, which they theorize mutated into a significantly less-aggressive virus that is more akin to a mild-cold

Keep praying Pence, it may be working!

team filler · « **Reply #912 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:56:23 PM »

trump was right again

TEEEPO · « **Reply #913 on:** March 04, 2020, 04:57:12 PM »

yea, but the more aggressive strain was the one that was contained...

contained through prayer

james · « **Reply #914 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:01:28 PM »

Fucking virus cant do anything right today sucks

brawndolicious · « **Reply #915 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:06:23 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 04, 2020, 02:35:18 PM

This might be my greatest idea

https://coronavirusscanner.com/

That's the type of hustling ho shit I did in high school!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #916 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:08:08 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 04, 2020, 04:52:00 PM

That dog really ended up having coronavirus

team filler · « **Reply #917 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:23:26 PM »

https://twitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1235317874488684550

team filler · « **Reply #918 on:** March 04, 2020, 05:24:22 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 04, 2020, 05:08:08 PM

Quote from: shosta on March 04, 2020, 04:52:00 PM
That dog really ended up having coronavirus

no worries, it was the good coronavirus

Pennywise · « **Reply #919 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:02:06 PM »

First case confirmed in my town.

Meanwhile I got a cold.

Nintex · « **Reply #920 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:11:45 PM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on March 04, 2020, 05:06:23 PM

Quote from: Nintex on March 04, 2020, 02:35:18 PM
This might be my greatest idea

https://coronavirusscanner.com/

That's the type of hustling ho shit I did in high school!

Our intern did most of the design after I came up with the idea so this is more accurate than you'd think

nachobro · « **Reply #921 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:23:07 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #922 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:32:18 PM »

nachobro · « **Reply #923 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:39:37 PM »

is that really nintex?

also dutch is so stupid.

it really looks like a fake language

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #924 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:41:07 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #925 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:43:37 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #926 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:46:48 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #927 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:50:11 PM »

Oh wow, haven't updated that in like a decade.

I haven't changed at all

team filler · « **Reply #928 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:51:08 PM »

https://twitter.com/tonysheps/status/1235290866505445378

Nintex · « **Reply #929 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:52:55 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2020, 06:51:05 PM

You updated it last September you honest guy.

The bio about that site I wrote for since my high school days.

I haven't written about vidya in a long while and the review code for Not Tonight didn't come through

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #930 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:53:07 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #931 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:54:02 PM »

james · « **Reply #932 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:54:06 PM »

I assumed Nintex looked more like the Niels guy

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #933 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:54:55 PM »

I'm going to stop here and edit things out in 10 minutes cause I ain't Benji

team filler · « **Reply #934 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:55:46 PM »

was hoping that was da gawd

nadia can get the D

Nintex · « **Reply #935 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:58:06 PM »

That's the vegan I always get into arguments with. Notice the plant.

team filler · « **Reply #936 on:** March 04, 2020, 06:59:19 PM »

she loves BBC and arab bulls

team filler · « **Reply #937 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:01:40 PM »

armondo seems like a chill bro

joost seems like a huge doucher

I don't trust dobby at all

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #938 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:03:05 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 04, 2020, 06:59:22 PM

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 04, 2020, 06:54:55 PM
I'm going to stop here and edit things out in 10 minutes cause I ain't Benji

I edited too; but silly boy did it to himself.

I just needed to know what Zwartes4Trump looked like

BisMarckie · « **Reply #939 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:04:58 PM »

Dox yourself via whois, amateur hour over there.

Nintex · « **Reply #940 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:06:00 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 04, 2020, 07:01:40 PM

armondo seems like a chill bro

joost seems like a huge doucher

I don't trust dobby at all

Armando is indeed a chill bro

Also you guys are pretty late. ResetEra figured out my workplace a long time ago (because it is in my Twitter bio) and on GAF everyone knew on which website I was the editor.
And from there it's pretty easy to follow the breadcrumbs of public information.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #941 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:08:57 PM »

Meanwhile I sit behind 4 proxies and VPNs just to shitpost on a splinter forum

BisMarckie · « **Reply #942 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:10:34 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 04, 2020, 07:08:40 PM

Nip slip playlists on Youtube

Hand expression

Nintex · « **Reply #943 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:10:41 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 04, 2020, 07:07:09 PM

I used to love working at a small startup like that. Even when you argue, it still has a friendly feeling because you're all homies in the struggle together like my coworker who tried to get me to go see Jordan Peterson live with him and visit the MGTOW reddit. weirdo, pretty sure he was a full blown 4chan fascist, but we got along fine enough

We're sorta moving past the start-up phase. But most digital agencies such as these rarely grow beyond 12 - 15 people in The Netherlands.
But this company is more or less a reboot of a larger company that split into two parts.

I really do need to update the website though.

team filler · « **Reply #944 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:11:17 PM »

I knew my boy nintex was beautiful

BisMarckie · « **Reply #945 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:19:56 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on March 04, 2020, 06:02:06 PM

First case confirmed in my town.

Meanwhile I got a cold.

I live relatively near to the area that was quarantined and also got a mild cold. But it’s just a sore throat so I decided not to bother my doctor and create a panic.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #946 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:25:43 PM »

Should have liked more of his fanfiction.

Meanwhile, nintex you and I should talk, I have some great ideas for some grifts and could use a website.

team filler · « **Reply #947 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:30:58 PM »

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #948 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:34:38 PM »

the bore becomes nintex's harem to escape to the netherlands

Himu · « **Reply #949 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:50:01 PM »

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2020/03/04/reports-first-case-of-presumptive-positive-case-of-coronavirus-in-fort-bend-county/

Pray for me brehs

Pennywise · « **Reply #950 on:** March 04, 2020, 07:59:22 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 07:19:56 PM

I live relatively near to the area that was quarantined and also got a mild cold. But it’s just a sore throat so I decided not to bother my doctor and create a panic.

First case in OWL here.

Whatever I had like nearly zero contact with other people over the last days. Most likely just picked it up by driving home in sweaty clothes after the gym.
Only really scared due my mother having a heart condition.

Are those fuckers hoarding in your area as well?
My brothers wife works at LIDL and some dude went shopping for like 500€ and it took 15 minutes until the checkout was complete.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #951 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Pennywise on March 04, 2020, 07:59:22 PM

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 07:19:56 PM

I live relatively near to the area that was quarantined and also got a mild cold. But it’s just a sore throat so I decided not to bother my doctor and create a panic.
First case in OWL here.

Whatever I had like nearly zero contact with other people over the last days. Most likely just picked it up by driving home in sweaty clothes after the gym.
Only really scared due my mother having a heart condition.

Are those fuckers hoarding in your area as well?
My brothers wife works at LIDL and some dude went shopping for like 500€ and it took 15 minutes until the checkout was complete.

Hand sanitizer and all kinds of soap are sold out everywhere near me. Canned goods and staples like noodles and rice are also kinda sparse.

Akala · « **Reply #952 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:06:21 PM »

Ultra Miami Postponed/Canceled. $:-\$

:'(

This shit is lining up bad with beginning of festival season. Hopefully Buku still a go.

Pennywise · « **Reply #953 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:18:43 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 08:01:19 PM

Hand sanitizer and all kinds of soap are sold out everywhere near me. Canned goods and staples like noodles and rice are also kinda sparse.

Time to get stuff for Bolognese tomorrow. Can't wait to fight for canned tomatoes.

Quote from: Esch on March 04, 2020, 08:01:41 PM

If you know how and have a passion systems, networks, code, computers, etc work you are better positioned for a starter security operations job than 95% of people currently working those jobs.

Hire me Senpai

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #954 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:20:10 PM »

listened in on what the the folks have been reading about cabrona in the whatsapp sphere
outbreak blamed on chinese eating worm, dog, and even kid soup

thisismyusername · « **Reply #955 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:21:42 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 04, 2020, 08:01:41 PM

Quote from: shosta on March 04, 2020, 07:59:50 PM
Quote from: Esch on March 04, 2020, 07:51:32 PM
I don't know if you have an interest in doing what I do but I can refer you somewhere near where you live . Remote work possible
Cyber security auditing? I don't have that kind of knowledge!

If you know how and have a passion systems, networks, code, computers, etc work you are better positioned for a starter security operations job than 95% of people currently working those jobs.

Pffft. Could have that knowledge and they'd pass over me. *anger and looks at certs*

james · « **Reply #956 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:24:04 PM »

Another quarantine cruise

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235358098505728003

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #957 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:25:57 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 04, 2020, 06:23:07 PM

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Akala · « **Reply #958 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:37:37 PM »

I wonder if you get quarantined on a cruise and open bar was one of your options if it continues indefinitely? Cruises cheap AF RN.

james · « **Reply #959 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:58:45 PM »

New jersey and Texas have fallen

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1352145 times)