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Corona Thread |OT| Please scream inside your heart
« on: January 24, 2020, 11:47:31 PM »
I switched to dos equis tonight. You can never be too safe.
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2020, 11:50:23 PM »
This is going to look really great in 2 weeks when like 200 million people are dead
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2020, 11:52:13 PM »
This is going to look really great in 2 weeks when like 200 million people are dead

Saving the planet. :phil
Bless you ShittyBeerVirus. :rejoice
Maybe the food wars will be averted. :rejoice

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Seriously though, how contagious is it given it's hit the US.
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2020, 11:55:26 PM »
Isnít there a new Fast and Furious movie this year? They may have to use some of dat CG budget redoing beer bottle labels depending on how the next few months play out
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2020, 11:56:15 PM »
This is going to look really great in 2 weeks when like 200 million people are dead

One can only dream my man.

Let's crack open another delicious Mexican beer and hope for the best.
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2020, 11:56:24 PM »
more contagious than what china has led us to believe

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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2020, 11:56:59 PM »
more contagious than what china has led us to believe

If you fucks were so worried why wait for me to make a thread.
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2020, 11:57:18 PM »
gonna stick with extra
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2020, 11:58:47 PM »
can't lie, i'm a bit scared

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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2020, 11:59:26 PM »
gonna stick with extra

Aren't you Asian? You're already dead.
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2020, 12:05:03 AM »
Only 800 people died from Sars and it was way more severe, plus since we're 16 years of medical advancement later... i'd be very surprised if the deathtoll ends up triple digits

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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2020, 12:07:33 AM »
Jokes about pandemics are a bad look.

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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2020, 12:08:22 AM »
Only 800 people died from Sars and it was way more severe, plus since we're 16 years of medical advancement later... i'd be very surprised if the deathtoll ends up triple digits

I was gonna say, remember the Ebola scare from a few years ago?

Also, unless your immune system is heavily compromised, I imagine it's flu like symptoms.
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2020, 12:09:56 AM »
Jokes about pandemics are a bad look.

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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2020, 12:13:18 AM »
Very interesting viral marketing campaign for The Last of Us 2.

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« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2020, 12:18:46 AM »
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Just three of the 41 deaths reported over all have taken place outside of Wuhan: one in another city in Hubei Province, one in Hebei Province, and one in Heilongjiang, near the Russian border.

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The New victims ranged from 55 to 87 years old

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A young, previously healthy man died in Wuhan, raising concerns about the deadliness of the virus. Until now, the vast majority of victims have been older than 60 with preexisting conditions.

Every news outlet is screaming DEADLY VIRUS, CHINA CANT CONTAIN IT. DEADLY. ITS VERY DEADLY. And the majority of victims are.... elderly people.

A highly contagious virus isn't a good thing, but news outlets are having fun scaring the fuck out of people.
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« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2020, 12:34:46 AM »
I'm going to Chinese New Year tomorrow to photograph it.

Should I go?

Y/N

Getting mask to wear.
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2020, 03:21:09 AM »
Hopefully these zoonotic viruses lead to meat getting a "dirty" reputation, being resource-intensive and all.

Also, I laughed at the idea of a megathread on TheBore.

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« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2020, 07:47:24 AM »
I woke up with a sore throat yesterday.

It could just be the flu or I'm carrying a deadly virus.
I love Corona with a slice of lemon btw  :drool
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« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2020, 08:20:31 AM »
Only 800 people died from Sars and it was way more severe, plus since we're 16 years of medical advancement later... i'd be very surprised if the deathtoll ends up triple digits

I mean, yes. But it still is a serious thing. Ebola is serious in the sense that symptoms are very severe. Good medical protections is why this stuff doesn't jump as much as it used to. But that doesn't mean not panicking about it possibly breaking out of containment shouldn't be done. (Maybe NOT to the Chicken Little levels that the media makes it out to be)

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« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2020, 10:12:54 AM »
Only 800 people died from Sars and it was way more severe, plus since we're 16 years of medical advancement later... i'd be very surprised if the deathtoll ends up triple digits

I was gonna say, remember the Ebola scare from a few years ago?

Also, unless your immune system is heavily compromised, I imagine it's flu like symptoms.

What about SWINE FLU

and BIRD FLU
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« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2020, 10:54:04 AM »
Only 800 people died from Sars and it was way more severe, plus since we're 16 years of medical advancement later... i'd be very surprised if the deathtoll ends up triple digits

I was gonna say, remember the Ebola scare from a few years ago?

Also, unless your immune system is heavily compromised, I imagine it's flu like symptoms.

What about SWINE FLU

and BIRD FLU
I'll worry about swine flu, when pigs learn to fly.
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Re: Corona virus megathread |OT|
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2020, 11:11:55 AM »
It's gonna take a real out break to take any super scary virus/disease the media talks about constantly seriously at all. There's some "super virus" every couple of years that ends up killing like under 1000 people in a population of 7.5 billion.   

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« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2020, 11:14:37 AM »
Just pretend that its not real then it cant get ya

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« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2020, 03:07:40 PM »
This is going well

https://twitter.com/manyapan/status/1220639366181277697
https://twitter.com/xinyanyu/status/1220989184443408384
https://twitter.com/badiucao/status/1221102134843723776

Doing the rounds on social media
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Also unconfirmed messages of Chinese doctors calling relatives saying this is way worse than anyone thinks and they are ill equipped to handle the 100k or so infected.
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« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2020, 03:17:10 PM »
if half the US gets infected and it costs the average citizen $17,000 for treatment you might see some opinions start flipping on m4a
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« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2020, 03:31:39 PM »
Lots of doomers on this forum....

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« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2020, 03:34:08 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2020, 03:40:17 PM »
if half the US gets infected and it costs the average citizen $17,000 for treatment you might see some opinions start flipping on m4a

Bernie blowout :rejoice
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« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2020, 04:18:55 PM »
Lots of doomers on this forum....

Is it Doomer if I'm "save the planet, kill yourself?" :thinking

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« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2020, 06:59:43 PM »
Who is the bores first victim? Letís vote!

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« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2020, 07:14:41 PM »
Who is the bores first victim? Letís vote!

Iíll take the hit. Life really does feel like wasting time waiting to catch something terminal so I can take advantage of my stateís euthanasia laws. I was over this shit years ago. Nobody has made a good song in like 15 years. Thereís no life without good music. This milk turned a long time ago and now itís green.
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« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2020, 07:19:47 PM »
Who is the bores first victim? Letís vote!

Iíll take the hit. Life really does feel like wasting time waiting to catch something terminal so I can take advantage of my stateís euthanasia laws. I was over this shit years ago. Nobody has made a good song in like 15 years. Thereís no life without good music. This milk turned a long time ago and now itís green.
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« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2020, 08:01:12 PM »
Who is the bores first victim? Letís vote!

Iíll take the hit. Life really does feel like wasting time waiting to catch something terminal so I can take advantage of my stateís euthanasia laws. I was over this shit years ago. Nobody has made a good song in like 15 years. Thereís no life without good music. This milk turned a long time ago and now itís green.


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« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2020, 08:11:15 PM »
Who is the bores first victim? Letís vote!

Iíll take the hit. Life really does feel like wasting time waiting to catch something terminal so I can take advantage of my stateís euthanasia laws. I was over this shit years ago. Nobody has made a good song in like 15 years. Thereís no life without good music. This milk turned a long time ago and now itís green.



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« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2020, 09:13:01 PM »
Please change the title to ďWuhan! We got you all in check.Ē

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« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2020, 10:49:41 PM »
There's going to be a death bias because only people who are seriously ill are going to go to a hospital.
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« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2020, 02:40:40 AM »
Entire regions banning all travel is some Madagascar level fun :rejoice
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« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2020, 05:17:41 AM »
Another job shipped to Mexico, what about a Budweiser virus ? :trumps
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« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2020, 07:41:56 AM »
https://twitter.com/QuickTake/status/1220743573450231809

Why aren't governments sending these out to everyone?  :idont
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« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2020, 07:55:43 AM »
Is supply even able to cope with bulk orders in the millions (or billions ? I imagine the cheaper, lighter masks may not be reusable or have short viability) ? In a manner timely enough to make a difference ? Without disrupting the existing needs, supply lines and unhealthy competitions between countries due to the fear of shortages ?
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« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2020, 08:05:58 AM »
Iím stocking up on survival shield x to keep me healthy and virus free  :hans1

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« Reply #45 on: January 26, 2020, 09:50:36 AM »
Damn those videos of hospital staff crying is kinda eerie.

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« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2020, 10:27:12 AM »
https://twitter.com/richardvolle/status/1221267514077802496

https://twitter.com/richardvolle/status/1221118936193699840

It is really difficult to tell what is real and what isn't at this point.

The talk about gunshots is bullshit, it was Chinese New Years so if you hear 'gunshots' in the distance it is just firecrackers going off.  :doge

It all does look very eerie though
https://twitter.com/mbappecreadieu/status/1221411091407933440
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« Reply #47 on: January 26, 2020, 10:39:17 AM »
It's probably worse than we think.

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« Reply #48 on: January 26, 2020, 10:47:42 AM »
Entire regions banning all travel is some Madagascar level fun :rejoice


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« Reply #49 on: January 26, 2020, 12:40:52 PM »
So I was gonna make a post last night about how for a friend's birthday we went to a traditional Filipino restaurant last night and had a kamayan dish where they line up the food on the table and we all eat from it with our hands and I was sitting next to a coughing gal who just came back from Seattle airport a few days ago which made me a little  :doge but figured it was fear mongering so didn't post.

Then this morning wake up to find out the 3rd confirmed case is right down the street from me in the next city over (~5 miles away)
https://www.ocregister.com/2020/01/25/case-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-orange-county/

As someone that is on immune suppresent medication (and just got my lastest dose 3 days ago which supresses my system for the next 2 months!), catches every flu/cold that passes through and gets hit harder by it and takes 2-4x as long to recover from it...I unfortunately have to be concerned :(


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« Reply #50 on: January 26, 2020, 12:46:34 PM »
You'll know in 3 to 6 days. Until then... we wait.  :-\
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« Reply #51 on: January 26, 2020, 01:31:38 PM »
2 to 14 days I believe
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« Reply #52 on: January 26, 2020, 01:35:40 PM »
So I was gonna make a post last night about how for a friend's birthday we went to a traditional Filipino restaurant last night and had a kamayan dish where they line up the food on the table and we all eat from it with our hands and I was sitting next to a coughing gal who just came back from Seattle airport a few days ago which made me a little  :doge but figured it was fear mongering so didn't post.

Then this morning wake up to find out the 3rd confirmed case is right down the street from me in the next city over (~5 miles away)
https://www.ocregister.com/2020/01/25/case-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-orange-county/

As someone that is on immune suppresent medication (and just got my lastest dose 3 days ago which supresses my system for the next 2 months!), catches every flu/cold that passes through and gets hit harder by it and takes 2-4x as long to recover from it...I unfortunately have to be concerned :(

Take care of yourself, bebps <3
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« Reply #53 on: January 26, 2020, 01:45:12 PM »
Oh, lol, looks like itís in Alameda county now too. I suppose itís time

I guess this is my last post then, guys. Itís been pretty fun posting here. Let me be real a moment. Stosta, you were always a very entertaining poster, and I hope you can manage to continue. I think you can accomplish things, buddy! Riotous, Iíve really warmed up to you. Youíre a charming guy that would have been nice to chat with. Bebp, youíre a sweetheart and I want you to keep creating. Let people know about me. Everyone else, the only good part of going to hell first is that I get to see the looks on your faces when you get there. Sayonara, buttholes, I wonít go pretty, wonít stop vapin.
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« Reply #54 on: January 26, 2020, 01:48:23 PM »
TVC, Skin of the Night was in the last 15 years.

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« Reply #55 on: January 26, 2020, 01:52:28 PM »
(Last Post Addendum I)

Btw I am going to see Bad Boys 4 Lyfe in a movie theater downtown at 1pm and after I will get an ice cream cone so I am exposing my tongue frequently to the open air.
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« Reply #56 on: January 26, 2020, 01:53:45 PM »
Please don't forget to suck a cock after.

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« Reply #57 on: January 26, 2020, 01:58:05 PM »
Yes, I may also be setting up my ďFree SpongebathĒ stand over in the lot by the exit. Itís inclusiveóclean, dirty, homeless, junkies, whatever. I donít care why youíre here, what youíre reason is, but I believe people have some basic rights.
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« Reply #58 on: January 26, 2020, 02:00:57 PM »
Listen to the best Bowie albums again before you die, man.



Then suck his dick in heaven. :heart
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« Reply #59 on: January 26, 2020, 02:06:50 PM »
I've had some bad gas today, is that a symptom?
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