Doxxing Files |OT| Do not use a pandemic to make a platform wars thread

[HaughtyFrank]

What about pooping in the shower?

How do you poop in the shower? its solid waste, where would it go?

Mash it down the drain.

Stomp it, push it down. No need to use your hands.

 

I demand bans for boysclub rhetoric

[bork]

Actually, wait- this all makes sense if we apply neogaf/reeeeeeeeee logic to it: They aren't washing with soap or shampoo, so this question makes sense for them.

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VOMIT

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[bork]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/barber-has-been-closed-and-i%E2%80%99m-way-overdue-for-a-haircut-should-i-attempt-to-cut-my-own-hair.176917/

I tried to cut my own hair last weekend.
It didn't go as planned. I basically misjudged how long the longest setting on my machine was and cut a big fat gap into the front hairline.
Good thing I don't have to go out anytime soon. In video chats its barely visible.

I have not even the faintest clue about what the back of my head looks like, and I am not eager to find out.

[EchoRin]

the ventilators are all grimes clones HOOK ME THE FUCK UP BBY!

Wait so Patrick known creeper cried into a VR headset and then took it out on the game because he was crying about his mom not seeing his kids?

Worst of all this mother fucker was getting paid to cry and whine on the job as he did it whilst he was meant to be reviewing the damn thing.

With all this shit with Corona going on, you'd think the guy would be laser focused on work so his dumb ass can still pay the mortgage, but no, just carry on being a dumb basic bitch of a reviewer.

So on brand for him it hurts. Whoever reads his reviews strictly to buy games, do yourself a favour and don't bother, you can't be having that much fun anyway.

I was curious about the review after reading the crying bit on the previous page. The review never does mention him crying. Hell you can ctrl + f and you won't find "cry", "cried", "crying", "corona", "pandemic". So whatever was being discussed in the forum thread wasn't even touched on in his actual review.

I was also curious about the Venturebeat review which also had some people losing it. Yeah the amount of time spent talking about the Coronavirus is pretty long (might even be the longest part of the review), but frankly it doesn't appear that the reviewer was docking the game for coming out during this time period. The reviewer had some actual minor issues with the game (it's a 8/10 score so like *shrug*) that he writes about. It's still kinda odd how much he goes on about the virus in the review and it does come off overly serious.

[Ghoul]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-capcom-delay-the-re3-remake-due-to-the-pandemic.176810/

Trying to get the boob jiggle redone huh?

[BisMarckie]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-friend-wants-to-get-a-puppy-in-about-a-month-but-will-need-to-travel-across-the-country-to-do-it.176735/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-friend-wants-to-get-a-puppy-in-about-a-month-but-will-need-to-travel-across-the-country-to-do-it.176735/post-30153900

kirblar getting btfo‘d

[Switters]

the ventilators are all grimes clones HOOK ME THE FUCK UP BBY!

Wait so Patrick known creeper cried into a VR headset and then took it out on the game because he was crying about his mom not seeing his kids?

Worst of all this mother fucker was getting paid to cry and whine on the job as he did it whilst he was meant to be reviewing the damn thing.

With all this shit with Corona going on, you'd think the guy would be laser focused on work so his dumb ass can still pay the mortgage, but no, just carry on being a dumb basic bitch of a reviewer.

So on brand for him it hurts. Whoever reads his reviews strictly to buy games, do yourself a favour and don't bother, you can't be having that much fun anyway.

G-Grow Up!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-friend-wants-to-get-a-puppy-in-about-a-month-but-will-need-to-travel-across-the-country-to-do-it.176735/

https://www.resetera.com/threads/my-friend-wants-to-get-a-puppy-in-about-a-month-but-will-need-to-travel-across-the-country-to-do-it.176735/post-30153900

kirblar getting btfo‘d

to be fair, dogs are not in fact cats.





so kirblar is an econ major who supports "responsible" dog breeders?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I was curious about the review after reading the crying bit on the previous page. The review never does mention him crying. Hell you can ctrl + f and you won't find "cry", "cried", "crying", "corona", "pandemic". So whatever was being discussed in the forum thread wasn't even touched on in his actual review.

Yeah, it was Patrick Klepek defending how hard being a games journalist is on today of all days who was talking about crying into his vr headset

[Ghoul]

just facetime your mom nicca, show her your kids nicca, social distancing is needed, close your eyes and stop crying into expensive VR headsets.

[Tripon]

Bit surprised nobody had the bright idea to sincerely post what would Wakanda do to combat the Corona Virus yet on Ree. 

[Switters]

Bit surprised nobody had the bright idea to sincerely post what would Wakanda do to combat the Corona Virus yet on Ree. 

First you must YEEBOMBBAY into a tissue or the crook of your elbow to keep it from spreading.

[Ghoul]

maybe them crossing their arms was them catching a sneeze/cough.

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/if-you-pee-while-youre-in-the-shower-do-you-wash-your-hands-after.176882/

When you're in the shower, while you do wash your body and your hair, you don't use antibacterial hand soap. If you pee in the shower, shouldn't you still wash your hands after you're out of the shower?

 
 

Literally only one post pointed out that urine should not have bacteria in it unless you have an infection. There's more posts complaining about the SCAM THAT IS SOAP than explaining the basic biological science which makes this not a problem to concern yourself about.

[railGUN]

What the fuck 



https://www.neogaf.com/threads/coronavirus-global-pandemic-ot-wuhan-got-you-all-in-check.1521975/post-257525397

[thisismyusername]

...Maybe he shouldn't have rammed it up her ass if he didn't want the kids.

[HaughtyFrank]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/why-is-there-no-modern-cop-game.176973/

Thread goes exactly as you think

[Lonewulfeus]

...Maybe he shouldn't have rammed it up her ass if he didn't want the kids.

That's not how that works; that's not how any of this works.

It’s a reference and you missed it.

[Lonewulfeus]

...Maybe he shouldn't have rammed it up her ass if he didn't want the kids.

That's not how that works; that's not how any of this works.

It’s a reference and you missed it.

Yes, it is a reference to a thing he drew.  There's a joke there and you missed it, then proceeded to project your own foibles onto others because you're a worthless idiot.  Cheers.

[nachobro]

you'd think jd and klepek would get along. after all consensual sex is a foreign concept to both of them.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/covid-19-ontario-lists-alcohol-and-cannabis-sales-car-dealerships-as-essential-workplaces-during-shutdown.176875/

The entire list is 74 points long but has WAY more than 74 businesses on there. Another conservative government putting profit ahead of people's lives.

Cue the whole thread being "Well it's actually quite reasonable". You can say it's a sad state of affairs but alcohol, tobacco or weed are fairly high up in that ladder of being essential. That's not the good examples to pick out of that list.

[benjipwns]

Typical BIG CONSERVATIVE government permitting alcohol and marijuana sales.

[FStop7]

Patrick Klepklop in his funko pop adorned bedroom, the pooled tears in his VR headset making tiny sloshing noises as he sways his head between sobs.

[zepblackstar]

What in the fuck???

Why? Games do not exist in a vacuum, they exist as moments of culture within wider society. There was a time while reviewing Alyx where, late in the night, it hit me that I needed to call my mother and tell her she was no longer allowed to see her grandchild. I cried into the VR headset, and had to give myself a moment of "What the fuck am I doing here?" before progressing forward. Reflecting that in your examination of the art makes perfect sense. You have plenty of extremely positive reviews from people who didn't have that hangup. Grow up.

Why wouldn't you remove your VR headset before crying

https://www.resetera.com/threads/half-life-alyx-review-thread.176757/post-30158337

 

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/covid-19-ontario-lists-alcohol-and-cannabis-sales-car-dealerships-as-essential-workplaces-during-shutdown.176875/

The entire list is 74 points long but has WAY more than 74 businesses on there. Another conservative government putting profit ahead of people's lives.

Cue the whole thread being "Well it's actually quite reasonable". You can say it's a sad state of affairs but alcohol, tobacco or weed are fairly high up in that ladder of being essential. That's not the good examples to pick out of that list.

Liquor stores being deemed essential here was rationalized by government officials as they were worried about people with addictions not having access and dying or committing crimes to get it, or just generally people needing something to blow off some steam and fears about what people might do without anything like that for a while.

Alcohol and liquors are widely available in supermarkets and grocery stores here (I'm pretty certain specialty stores doing wines and liquors only are closed as non essential) but tobacco is only sold at licenced resellers so that's similar. Yeah it's vice but they're so ubiquitous that you can't just cut access to it for two six weeks.

[Uncle]

Patrick Klepklop in his funko pop adorned bedroom, the pooled tears in his VR headset making tiny sloshing noises as he sways his head between sobs.

[remy]

I can't stop thinking about that insane klepek anecdote and how I can't relate to him as a human at all

[Potato]

Kleptopek is a lot of things...human isn't one of them

[headwalk]

i feel about klepek how hank hill does about bobby in the episode where he dresses up as tartoose the spry wonderdog, but without any fondness or desire for redemption.

[headwalk]

that venturebeat alyx review is on a similar level of embarrassment. what a massive blouse.

[benjipwns]

 

[benjipwns]

User Banned (Permanent): Antisemitic Rhetoric; Prior Severe Bans for Racism and Numerous Bans for Inflammatory Behavior

Its bad lighting.

Also, Fuck Bernie Sanders. Grifting con artist scum

[benjipwns]

User banned (1 month): Hostility and trolling across multiple posts and threads + previous recent bans for trolling

Are you the dumb motherfucker who tried to brag about being some sort of pro-gamer in the OT?

Yeah, no one's listening to your bullshit man.

lol, Doom Eternal makes you feel strong because you’re a meek little IT help desk clerk meanwhile my life is so good that I don’t need power trips to escape my real life so I can make quality (aka A+) posts and judge games based on their mechanics and implementation of ideas which threatens the crumbling shell of an ego you’ve built up by shooting grunts on Easy mode

[tiesto]

just facetime your mom nicca, show her your kids nicca, social distancing is needed, close your eyes and stop crying into expensive VR headsets.

tbf my sister-in-law will be giving birth in the next few days and it sucks that myself or my mom won't be able to see the baby for who-knows-how-long. Not even the fathers are allowed in the ICU at many NYC hospitals now.

[Lonewulfeus]

I thought that was a response to Hobbes

[headwalk]

User banned (1 month): Hostility and trolling across multiple posts and threads + previous recent bans for trolling

Are you the dumb motherfucker who tried to brag about being some sort of pro-gamer in the OT?

Yeah, no one's listening to your bullshit man.

lol, Doom Eternal makes you feel strong because you’re a meek little IT help desk clerk meanwhile my life is so good that I don’t need power trips to escape my real life so I can make quality (aka A+) posts and judge games based on their mechanics and implementation of ideas which threatens the crumbling shell of an ego you’ve built up by shooting grunts on Easy mode

can we headhunt this bloke? would be a good acquisition.

[Tripon]

I thought that was a response to Hobbes

[benjipwns]

I'd spit in your mouth while childishly mocking George Washington

[headwalk]

he wants your viral load.

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/youtube-to-force-standard-definition-feeds-worldwide.177061/

[Tuckers Law]

he wants your viral load.

[VomKriege]

That comedy training paying dividends !
 

I thought they stopped YEARS ago.

It’s obvious that their viewer retention metric tanked because their schtick got old and they didn’t change it up much to adapt, so YouTube naturally stopped recommending their videos. Hence why most folks like yourself thought they had closed up shop.

No, I mean I thought I saw them do like a series finale or something.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-happened-to-epic-meal-time.177075/post-30202843

[VomKriege]

Doesn't really matter, let's just hope he dies

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hospital-that-tested-bolsonaro-hides-the-name-of-two-infected-with-coronavirus-president-refuses-to-show-exam.177090/post-30204637

[VomKriege]

I'll tell you something, Kaiser nurses sure love to complain, and that's known industry wide.

Read the room, man.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/kaiser-nurses-are-being-told-to-reuse-one-time-use-ppe-up-now-told-not-to-wear-masks.176144/post-30198690

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stop-cheating-in-animal-crossing-new-horizons-you-ghouls-us-gamer.176998/

[Ghoul]

I thought that was a response to Hobbes

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Esch I got a job for you breh, end this fool. Did hobbes lose his tag btw? Thought I saw he did which is about damn time

Remember the time he said he was fucking a cute girl? Whilst living at home with his dad

 

[VomKriege]

he wants your viral load.

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[Snoopycat_]

It's amazing how quickly the liberals of Ree turn into right wing nut jobs

"Isn't it a bit BS that some people get to sit on their ass doing nothing for weeks and get 80% pay while others have to actually work"

[VomKriege]

More heartfelt letters from the front lines :

It sucks. It looks way way worse and even my parents asked me if I also have internet problems because everything looks a way blurry on their part. Our infrastructure is not even stressed at all in Germany. Those times sucks.

In the mean time services like Microsoft Teams only had troubles last week where as Youtube and Netflix had nothing on their part at all and now we have to stay at home looking at shit looking streams and even pay for them.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/eu-calls-on-netflix-to-switch-to-sd-during-coronavirus-update-netflix-agrees-youtube-too-see-threadmarks.175971/post-30124846

But it's so noticable now it ain't funny. Could watch on my phone where I wouldn't notice as much, but it's so noticable on my 55" OLED and my parents have a bigger TV.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/eu-calls-on-netflix-to-switch-to-sd-during-coronavirus-update-netflix-agrees-youtube-too-see-threadmarks.175971/post-30124910

Dickens wept.

[Ghoul]

More heartfelt letters from the front lines :

It sucks. It looks way way worse and even my parents asked me if I also have internet problems because everything looks a way blurry on their part. Our infrastructure is not even stressed at all in Germany. Those times sucks.

In the mean time services like Microsoft Teams only had troubles last week where as Youtube and Netflix had nothing on their part at all and now we have to stay at home looking at shit looking streams and even pay for them.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/eu-calls-on-netflix-to-switch-to-sd-during-coronavirus-update-netflix-agrees-youtube-too-see-threadmarks.175971/post-30124846

But it's so noticable now it ain't funny. Could watch on my phone where I wouldn't notice as much, but it's so noticable on my 55" OLED and my parents have a bigger TV.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/eu-calls-on-netflix-to-switch-to-sd-during-coronavirus-update-netflix-agrees-youtube-too-see-threadmarks.175971/post-30124910

Dickens wept.

These idiots, The whole of office 365 has been having constant issues and Microsoft have been changing things all week to ensure that the load used on a user to user basis can handle the load.

Boo fucking hoo you can't watch 4k, if everyone in a lockdown was doing that it would cause mass failures that could have knock on issues at hospitals and data centres.

Reset really showing their asses RN.

[VomKriege]

I love the "infrastructure isn't stressed at all in X" that popped up a number of times in that thread, as if you would even know on the user's end before it's gotten so bad that you get chronic issues.

[Ghoul]

I love the "infrastructure isn't stressed at all in X" that popped up a number of times in that thread, as if you would even know on the user's end before it's gotten so bad that you get chronic issues.

Being an infrastructure engineer I know that networks across EU and UK are pretty fucked at the moment. But no they're doing it just to spite users ability to sit, do fuck all and watch netflix.

OK CHAMP!

[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/eu-calls-on-netflix-to-switch-to-sd-during-coronavirus-update-netflix-agrees-youtube-too-see-threadmarks.175971/post-30038705

GERMXIT NOW.

[Ghoul]

 

[Ghoul]

John Lennon new song huh?

[Transhuman]

Imagine if John Lennon didn't beat his wife and kid

[VomKriege]

French gov asked Disney+ to delay their launch here.
So this is how democracy dies...

[Ghoul]

French gov asked Disney+ to delay their launch here.
So this is how democracy dies...

sacre bleu!

[Momo]

French gov asked Disney+ to delay their launch here.
So this is how democracy dies...

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I thought that was a response to Hobbes

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