"We have our own version of Facebook for the office,. it's usually nonsense but now it's people posting "funny" videos of social distancing in the office. Aerobics while on chairs, serving hot drinks to those online while the office clown does a dance, etc... The usual office cringe. Except nobody is respecting the two meter rule. Not even close. The dancing fool? Less than one meter from everyone and having a grand old time yucking it up. Those doing aerobics? Reaching out for one another then pulling away at the last moment with a "oooh!" It's become a fucking meme to people.
Discussed this with my boss, but they pretty much dismissed me as being alarmist. People are just having fun during this stressful time.
Eagerly awaiting the inter-office emails in six to ten weeks raising funds for families who have lost loved ones to this."
Sir, Sir, Barry and Karen are having fun near my desk again!