Too be honest, I'm not sure how to describe the new Saints Row cast besides "SJW". You have the guy with the quirky 8bit helmet making emoji faces, some Urkel dork, and the usual stoic, no-nonsense ethnic mary-sue that tries way too hard to make you think she's badass. They just come off as super obnoxious and predictable caricatures, like they're written by the type of 30 year old who brags about how big their Twitter blocklist is.