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Wrath2X

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How many times did you cum today?
« on: April 08, 2020, 02:14:19 PM »
I came twice. Jacked it once then immediately jacked it after before taking a shower.

Self isolation has it's perks.

toku

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2020, 02:19:45 PM »
I'm chaste, waiting to hear the voice of god.

:rejoice

Madrun Badrun

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2020, 02:33:05 PM »
You're getting edged by God? 

EchoRin

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2020, 02:34:00 PM »
Keeping it pure today. I'm not gonna sin

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2020, 02:40:06 PM »
I came twice. Jacked it once then immediately jacked it after before taking a shower.

Self isolation has it's perks.

Wow, look at this braggart.
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BIONIC

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2020, 02:43:36 PM »
Nvm
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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2020, 02:48:21 PM »
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toku

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2020, 03:37:14 PM »
You're getting edged by God?

"Delight yourself also in the LORD, And He shall give you the desires of your heart."
Psalm 37:4

mormapope

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2020, 03:39:09 PM »
Having a girlfriend recently, it's about two or three times a week for jacking it. Trying to make my dick cum in pussy or a mouth rather than my death grip palm.
OH!

toku

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2020, 03:50:26 PM »
As soon as god answers I'll ask him for an rtx 2080 and a goth gf, ofc

Pissy F Benny

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2020, 04:14:57 PM »
Once :fbm
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Mandark

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2020, 04:15:42 PM »
Can't believe you're jerking off on the day Bernie dropped out. Have some decency.

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2020, 04:17:57 PM »
I'm jerkin' off to Wrath's sick new avatar. Probably the best on the bore if I'm being honest
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Mr Gilhaney

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2020, 04:33:27 PM »
this might sound weird, but i jerk off almost exclusively at work at this point. i have so many hours to myself there, that it would be silly not to. not at work today, so no cum happened.

EchoRin

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2020, 04:46:09 PM »
Can't believe you're jerking off on the day Bernie dropped out. Have some decency.

Oh snap. Didn't even know that. Though it seemed like it was coming to this. Wow. So it's gonna be a Biden and Trump showdown. I'd say I can't wait to bust out the popcorn, but after having a grand laugh during the 2015 TV showdowns I sure wasn't laughing after the results.  :doge

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2020, 05:59:29 PM »
Like, today, specifically?
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Tasty

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2020, 06:24:39 PM »
The Bore taught me it's important to do it before an important decision.

Let's just say I've had a lot of important decisions today. :smug

Mr Gilhaney

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2020, 06:25:11 PM »
The Bore taught me it's important to do it before an important decision.

Let's just say I've had a lot of important decisions today. :smug

tell us about both   :drool

Tasty

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2020, 06:26:26 PM »
1. What outfit to wear in Animal Crossing
2. Where to move Nook's Cranny to
3. Where to put my new ramp

BIONIC

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2020, 06:29:04 PM »
3. Where to put my new ramp

Is that what the kids call it these days?  :drool
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BisMarckie

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2020, 07:01:02 PM »
Ramp me daddy :noah

nudemacusers

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2020, 07:20:28 PM »
Before the child picture thread? 0

After the child picture thread?
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0 :bolo
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tho I might try later for UNRELATED reasons :bolo
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Mr Gilhaney

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2020, 07:53:10 PM »
anyway, when is your children getting bore accounts?

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2020, 04:11:36 PM »
  :salute
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Raist

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2020, 04:52:37 PM »
3. Where to put my new ramp

Is that what the kids call it these days?  :drool

Is think what Tasty is saying is that he's rubbing it to an anthropomorphized racoon in a Ninty vidya.

D3RANG3D

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2020, 07:18:31 AM »

BIONIC

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2020, 07:20:57 AM »
:freeze
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samir

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2020, 09:03:12 AM »
ask ur mom  :smug

Don Rumata

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2020, 11:52:55 AM »
ask ur mom  :smug
She said "once, before even dropping his underpants".  :thinking

Mr Gilhaney

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2020, 12:14:22 PM »
havent had any time to myself at work today. no cums. hopefully can get a late night fap in.

Nintex

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2020, 01:16:03 PM »
once

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Re: How many times did you cum today?
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2020, 01:28:48 PM »
Nothing but rookie numbers in this thread.