Author Topic: Rip big Kim (Read 6359 times)

Mr Gilhaney · « **on:** April 25, 2020, 02:13:30 PM »

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/25/north-korea-dictator-kim-jong-un-dead-dies-heart-surgery-reports/

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:17:36 PM »

Is TMZ known for their NK reporting?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:18:11 PM »

The one hurts almost as much as when pac died

bork · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:18:56 PM »

Not confirmed yet.

VomKriege · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:19:04 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on April 25, 2020, 02:17:36 PM

Is TMZ known for their NK reporting?

https://www.tmz.com/2019/10/16/kim-jong-un-rides-horse-paekdu-mountain-north-korea/

bork · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:19:56 PM »

https://nypost.com/2020/04/25/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-rumored-to-be-dead/

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Kim Jong Un is rumored to be dead, according to a Hong Kong broadcast network, while a Japanese magazine is reporting that North Korea’s rocket man is in a “vegetative state” after he underwent heart surgery earlier this month.

A vice director of HKSTV Hong Kong Satellite Television, a Beijing-backed broadcast network in Hong Kong, claimed that Kim was dead, citing a “very solid source.” Her post on the Chinese messaging app Weibo has been shared widely on social media, according to a report in the International Business Times.

Other unconfirmed reports, attributed to senior party sources in Beijing, said an operation to insert a stent went wrong because the surgeon’s hands were shaking so badly.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:20:08 PM »

I thought internet entrepreneur Kim Dot Com passed away

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:20:23 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:21:29 PM »

let me know when mainland chiner reports it

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:21:32 PM »

It's just a rumor.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:30:49 PM »

Pouring out a warmbier for this fatso

nachobro · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:37:42 PM »

Quote from: filler on April 25, 2020, 02:21:29 PM

let me know when mainland chiner reports it

personally i'll wait for rodman to report it

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:40:06 PM »

Tmz knew that slipknots bassist had died. And he wore a mask. Wake up people. They got their sources.

Nintex · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2020, 02:54:20 PM »

Here's what I gathered so far reading the different pieces of the puzzle:
- Kim collapsed, rushed to hospital, North Korea signaled China for help
- China was prepared to send a team but it would take some time to get them to Kim's location
- North Korean doctors (one of them trained in China) feared the help would not arrive in time as Kim's condition worsened
- The North Korean doctors decided to operate on their own, one of them was apparently nervous to operate on the body of dear leader
- A procedure that should've taken 30 seconds to a minute took a full 8 minutes, leaving Kim in a vegetative state
- Kim being obese apparently also complicated the procedure
- North Korea once more asked Chinese doctors to help, hoping that they could perhaps do something to save dear leader
- The Chinese concluded that Kim was already (brain) dead and nothing could be done
- China has mobilized border forces and activated their agents in case Kim's sister turns to the US (after all she spearheaded the diplomatic efforts between Trump/Kim)
- North Korea has mobilized ICBM launchers during the last 48 hours

Tomorrow there is a big celebration in North Korea.
So they could announce his death and successor soon.

The biggest Dutch newspaper reported on his death yesterday. Followed by Turkish outlets.
Some high up news person in Hong Kong also broke the story early along with sources in Japan.
Although reports from Japan indicated he's still in a vegetative state and not dead yet.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14 on:** April 25, 2020, 03:05:27 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 25, 2020, 02:40:06 PM

Tmz knew that slipknots bassist had died. And he wore a mask. Wake up people. They got their sources.

We all wear masks, bb.

paprikastaude · « **Reply #15 on:** April 25, 2020, 03:08:12 PM »

I'm not seeing this anywhere else

Nintex · « **Reply #16 on:** April 25, 2020, 03:09:56 PM »

4
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Chess

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** April 25, 2020, 03:10:36 PM »

Ya but if TMZ gets this right everyone will be like TMZ is credible because they said Kimmy died, and if they get it wrong no one will remember.

toku · « **Reply #18 on:** April 25, 2020, 03:10:55 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #19 on:** April 25, 2020, 03:14:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/Kca_14/status/1254123132971028481

https://twitter.com/manbearpiggins/status/1254115762324807680

Keep losing communists

thisismyusername · « **Reply #20 on:** April 25, 2020, 09:23:19 PM »

Shits getting serious now:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1253811177978822658

BIONIC · « **Reply #21 on:** April 25, 2020, 09:40:08 PM »

Someone make this into a frowny face

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** April 25, 2020, 11:11:54 PM »

Is Lil Kim still okay?

benjipwns · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2020, 11:14:42 PM »

I don't see anything on KCNA.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24 on:** April 25, 2020, 11:28:54 PM »

Does the wife get buried alive with the dead dictator? I forget how these death cults work.

team filler · « **Reply #25 on:** April 25, 2020, 11:48:28 PM »

rodman is king now, but no power. he's just like the first lady to mistress kim yo jongi dictator bae

Tripon · « **Reply #26 on:** April 25, 2020, 11:50:01 PM »

https://twitter.com/bablurockzzzz/status/1254214900575924224

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** April 25, 2020, 11:52:18 PM »

#Kim Jong Undead

BIONIC · « **Reply #28 on:** April 25, 2020, 11:57:58 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2020, 11:52:18 PM

#Kim Jong Undead

Someone make this into a zombie face

MMaRsu · « **Reply #29 on:** April 26, 2020, 06:15:22 AM »

He was too good for this world

MMaRsu · « **Reply #30 on:** April 26, 2020, 06:15:36 AM »

wait

Nintex · « **Reply #31 on:** April 26, 2020, 07:36:40 PM »

In China, increased military activity along the border with North Korea. including bridges and other equipment needed for invasion.

https://twitter.com/Robin579384016/status/1254317366848000000

https://twitter.com/Robin579384016/status/1254512091794268160

Don Rumata · « **Reply #32 on:** April 26, 2020, 10:15:35 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on April 25, 2020, 09:40:08 PM

Someone make this into a frowny face

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2020, 07:44:20 PM »

nachobro · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2020, 07:44:51 PM »

welcome back to the god

Transhuman · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2020, 07:55:47 PM »

I don't know if I should trust what North Korean state media says. Are they left-wing or right-wing?

nachobro · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2020, 07:59:11 PM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on May 01, 2020, 07:48:31 PM

Someone should make a Reasonable Doubt album cover shop of that pic.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2020, 11:25:18 PM »

His little sister right now:

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2020, 11:54:27 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #39 on:** May 02, 2020, 12:13:15 AM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #40 on:** May 02, 2020, 12:21:35 AM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #41 on:** May 02, 2020, 01:28:36 AM »

So it took a few weeks to fatten up a look a like?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #42 on:** May 02, 2020, 01:33:47 AM »

has TMZ ever been this loud wrong before? They usually get it right.

Edit: looks like they were just passing along reports they head from Japan/China.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #43 on:** May 02, 2020, 01:36:51 AM »

it's a sign, I must master the Juche

brawndolicious · « **Reply #44 on:** May 02, 2020, 01:38:03 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 02, 2020, 01:33:47 AM

It’s weird how in sports media, if you get the facts wrong (even something as benign as prematurely announcing a transaction) you get your name dragged through the mud and lose your audience.

Mistakenly kill off a world leader and everyone just shrugs their shoulders. Where is the examination in where this report started and who was responsible? Seems like that person or organization needs to shamed.

Is he absolutely confirmed to be alive? Like is there proof those pictures are new or that it isn't a body double?

To be clear, the second part is not racist because it's intentional. And because Kim looks VERY different than the average North Korean.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #45 on:** May 02, 2020, 02:14:06 AM »

Sorry, I posted shit without reading the link. Then realized the link had all my answers. That’s usually how I post, just spurt out some dumb shit like a pile of mashed potatoes then slowly mold them into shape in successive edits.

—//—

I dug around some more and it looks like the first reports came from a former N.K. Defector that’s now a S.K. Lawmaker.

i Seong-ho, who earned a proportional representation seat of a minor party in the country’s April 15 elections, told Yonhap News Agency he believes Kim died after his recent surgery and that North Korea will announce it this weekend.

“I’ve wondered how long he could have endured after cardiovascular surgery. I’ve been informed that Kim died last weekend,” Ji told the outlet. “It is not 100 percent certain, but I can say the possibility is 99 percent. North Korea is believed to be grappling with a complicated succession issue

EVOL · « **Reply #46 on:** May 02, 2020, 04:24:14 AM »

The original reports were sourced from the Korean equivalent of Breitbart and other political grifters like that dude Ji. Western news agencies don't really seem to know that a lot of these NK defectors are conmen who make their living through fearmongering and overcompensation for their bootlicking past.

Dunno about the Chinese reports but the singular Japanese report came from Shukan Gendai, a rag which has the oh-so acclaimed journalistic past of being warned by the Japanese government for publishing a bunch of pictures of vaginas.

This was always a bunch of fucking nothing.

team filler · « **Reply #47 on:** May 02, 2020, 07:44:49 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #48 on:** May 02, 2020, 08:10:00 AM »

"I know how he's doing relatively speaking"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #49 on:** May 02, 2020, 10:44:48 AM »

They should have included a picture of him holding a calendar and pointing to May 2.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #50 on:** May 02, 2020, 11:09:31 AM »

How do we know its him

nachobro · « **Reply #51 on:** May 02, 2020, 11:14:16 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2020, 10:44:48 AM

They should have included a picture of him holding a calendar and pointing to May 2.

they pretty much did.

had him standing in front of a big background with 2020 5 1 on it in the official video

the hot NK jams kick in at 31:24

Tripon · « **Reply #52 on:** May 02, 2020, 01:49:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/ebere_danny/status/1256524663146119168

team filler · « **Reply #53 on:** May 02, 2020, 02:07:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/telesurenglish/status/1256637073567543297

Nintex · « **Reply #54 on:** May 02, 2020, 02:13:26 PM »

Dear leader needed some time to play Final Fantasy VII Remake

MMaRsu · « **Reply #55 on:** May 02, 2020, 03:07:10 PM »

Aww I thought he was dead

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #56 on:** May 02, 2020, 04:46:46 PM »

He had to live to stop his sister from becoming the worlds first e-thot dictator

benjipwns · « **Reply #57 on:** May 02, 2020, 05:06:55 PM »

More egg on the face for the unregulated Western media which will just report any imperialist rumor, meanwhile KCNA goes straight to the source and gets the true story to report.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #58 on:** May 02, 2020, 09:06:53 PM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on May 02, 2020, 12:23:35 AM

trying to think of another classic hiphop album that would fit but I ain't got a clue.

Feminism loses again, Patriarchy remains undefeated.

team filler · « **Reply #59 on:** May 03, 2020, 03:50:12 AM »

https://twitter.com/Rover829/status/1256841829825212416

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Author Topic: Rip big Kim (Read 6359 times)