Poll

HORNY POLICE

mormapope
10 (12.8%)
Phoenix Dark
7 (9%)
Mupepe
25 (32.1%)
BlueTsunami
3 (3.8%)
Himu
11 (14.1%)
filler
8 (10.3%)
bud
2 (2.6%)
Cream
1 (1.3%)
Mary Tyler / T EXP
6 (7.7%)
Atramental
2 (2.6%)
bork
3 (3.8%)

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benjipwns

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #60 on: May 09, 2020, 01:06:54 AM »
am not to all three claims technically

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #61 on: May 09, 2020, 01:08:13 AM »
Which claims? Libertarian? Cut? Jealous? Running an Underage Gay Prostitution Ring?

benjipwns

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #62 on: May 09, 2020, 01:12:50 AM »
now all four, I would never do anything like pull a Kurt Eichenwald, libertarians technically support the justification of a monopoly on the use of force, and I'm not cut therefore not jealous of Esch over that only other things :karen

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #63 on: May 09, 2020, 01:15:54 AM »
Uncut :drool
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #65 on: May 09, 2020, 01:30:05 AM »
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #66 on: May 09, 2020, 01:30:14 AM »
and I'm not cut therefore not jealous of Esch over that only other things :karen

Noted. But IIRC you're an overweight PoliSci major. So not sure that's actually any useful information. :doge

...That said, you're not on Demi's radar despite hitting half his criteria and not really on mine despite hitting MY half of the criteria... so... it's a toss-up on which one of us would claim you, Benji. :trumps

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #67 on: May 09, 2020, 01:35:51 AM »
FACT CHECK: I'm not on demi's radar because I've never weighed more than 165 lbs

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #68 on: May 09, 2020, 01:40:52 AM »
hungry skeleton then

benjipwns

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #69 on: May 09, 2020, 01:46:53 AM »
lots of bullies in this thread

Himu

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #70 on: May 09, 2020, 02:00:11 AM »
Trying to remember my Islam prayers to get the thought of dick out of my head
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #71 on: May 09, 2020, 02:08:37 AM »
let it all go

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #72 on: May 09, 2020, 06:13:19 AM »
What about Narolf? Dude created an elaborate Final Fantasy ARG just so he could come close to a whiff of some puss.

That's more fixation than horniness.
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #73 on: May 09, 2020, 08:39:46 AM »
FACT CHECK: I'm not on demi's radar because I've never weighed more than 165 lbs

...Benji is a twank... :ohhh

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But are you still paying off that debt though?

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #74 on: May 09, 2020, 09:31:21 AM »
I’ll say that I’m still filthy af, but I did learn to stop sharing it publicly on the internet. Strictly PM’s now.

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #75 on: May 09, 2020, 09:40:52 AM »
I’ll say that I’m still filthy af, but I did learn to stop sharing it publicly on the internet. Strictly PM’s now.

Not posting it on the private board. :wag :wag :wag

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #76 on: May 09, 2020, 10:13:03 AM »
How come Valk and I aren't on here?

Sexism.

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #77 on: May 09, 2020, 10:20:19 AM »
I’ll say that I’m still filthy af, but I did learn to stop sharing it publicly on the internet. Strictly PM’s now.
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #78 on: May 09, 2020, 10:33:11 AM »

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #79 on: May 09, 2020, 10:38:13 AM »
What type of horniness are you all looking for though?

Like there's the sex starved "would fuck any wet hole" horniness but then there's the "has the sexual energy for a 12 hour sex marathon" kind of horniness;  feel like the king / queen / other of the latter should win over the jerk off kings.

Yes, we already know you have a magnum dong breh  ::)
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #80 on: May 09, 2020, 10:53:34 AM »
How come Valk and I aren't on here?

Sexism.

What do you mean?

I’m a good Christian girl.

Oblivion

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #81 on: May 09, 2020, 11:14:27 AM »
not sure if i should be relieved or insulted that i wasn't mentioned  :doge

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #82 on: May 09, 2020, 11:15:21 AM »
he might have held back here, but really. bud sees pulgas mom

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gets banned for this post

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and comes back with this

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pics of said mom?  :doge
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #83 on: May 09, 2020, 11:43:50 AM »
How come Valk and I aren't on here?

Sexism.

What do you mean?

I’m a good Christian girl.

filler is a good Christian boy  :-*
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #84 on: May 09, 2020, 11:48:10 AM »
PD and mupepe are in an entirely different league here

Momo

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #85 on: May 09, 2020, 11:52:23 AM »
Also make a poll thread for most assexual poster on the bore so I can vote Vom/Benji/Biz :lawd

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #86 on: May 09, 2020, 11:59:53 AM »
how tf am i leading this wtf

you're the only person that unironically posts in the hentai thread :lol

This is incorrect. There are multiple perverts in that thread.

Also I'm nowhere near Bork who buys erotic games (eroge) like Senran Kagura.

> Thinking Senran Kagura is eroge
:snob :expert  :biden

How did Esch miss Bork anyways? Bork will make actual hentai avatars.

Not knowing what the difference between "hentai" and "ecchi" is.
 :kermit

I'm disappointed, Cindi.  :'(

Is bork even attracted to 3d women? That could be a confounding factor in the ranking algorithm.

Well, I'm married and have a kid on the way.  :brain

"I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, 'No, one drag is enough.'"
:rodney

How did Esch miss Bork anyways? Bork will make actual hentai avatars.

I know he's married with kids and a hentai deviant (who isn't on this forum), but I don't think of bork as sexual. Like can i imagine bork doing something insanely risky with their life or livelihood to get laid? I'm sure he's got a cum-encrusted computer chair but if anime girls can satiate you I'm not impressed. I need Do or Die horny. I need horniness that's so palpable it bleeds over into the rest of their posting. Demi is way hornier than bork to me. If you haven't almost gotten shot or jailed because you're horny, I don't rate you.

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Filler has posted here for a decade??

Nah, six years.
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #87 on: May 09, 2020, 12:11:50 PM »
Quote from: bork
big carepost deflecting with his family and the semantic sanctity of porno games
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thisismyusername

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #88 on: May 09, 2020, 12:14:38 PM »
But did Toileet lie, tho?

brawndolicious

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #89 on: May 09, 2020, 12:33:22 PM »
How come Valk and I aren't on here?

Sexism.

What do you mean?

I’m a good Christian girl.

Right, didn't Jesus pop out of a virgin and marry a prostitute? That sounds like an anime trope.

bork

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #90 on: May 09, 2020, 12:33:53 PM »
But did Toileet lie, tho?

He's just still mad about getting called out by Nacho the other day and subsequently having his babby video fit posts deleted.

Why is anyone getting upset about being called "the horniest bore poster of all time?"  That's like a badge of honor around here.  I'm a big perv, but apparently I don't meet Esch's strict criteria.
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thisismyusername

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #91 on: May 09, 2020, 12:38:29 PM »
Who said I'm upset for being known as a cock pic hound? :doge Like I said: It's true tho.gif

All I'm saying is, Toileet4U is right: You do play some suspect games for someone with a 3DPigDisgustingWaifu. :doge

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #92 on: May 09, 2020, 12:48:49 PM »
Who said I'm upset for being known as a cock pic hound? :doge Like I said: It's true tho.gif

All I'm saying is, Toileet4U is right: You do play some suspect games for someone with a 3DPigDisgustingWaifu. :doge

My wife doesn't care what video games I'm playing.  She thinks all of them are childish, manbaby garbage no matter what they are.   :P
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #93 on: May 09, 2020, 01:24:26 PM »
I used to play Dead or Alive 5 with the boob sliders up to max with the whole family gathered around, but the fact that you don't want to be considered in the running for your horny-ness despite being clearly horny is  :thinking

Also getting defensive over that accusation to the point of personal arguing is also  :doge

Where are you getting this take from?   ???  I'm not hiding being a huge perv, lol.  Just responded to the posts about me- if anything, am wondering why Cindi name dropped me -twice- like that!  :lol
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #94 on: May 09, 2020, 01:34:23 PM »
is pulga the kind of person who would provide pictures of his mom if someone requests it? asking for a friend :doge

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #95 on: May 09, 2020, 01:41:47 PM »
is pulga the kind of person who would provide pictures of his mom if someone requests it? asking for a friend :doge

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #96 on: May 09, 2020, 01:43:24 PM »
PD Are you still a horny master
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #97 on: May 09, 2020, 01:46:13 PM »
is pulga the kind of person who would provide pictures of his mom if someone requests it? asking for a friend :doge

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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #98 on: May 09, 2020, 01:53:46 PM »
PD Are you still a horny master

I'm a family man bless up.
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #99 on: May 09, 2020, 02:00:30 PM »
PD Are you still a horny master

I'm a family man bless up.
glory hole only on four day weekends and special occasions?

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #100 on: May 09, 2020, 02:26:25 PM »
PD Are you still a horny master

I'm a family man bless up.
DM me daddy, I need help with my homework.

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VomKriege

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #102 on: May 09, 2020, 02:33:45 PM »
Also make a poll thread for most assexual poster on the bore so I can vote Vom/Benji/Biz :lawd

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EchoRin

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #103 on: May 09, 2020, 02:34:43 PM »
I'm scared he's going to be The Virgin Killer 2  :(

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #104 on: May 09, 2020, 03:07:20 PM »
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Himu

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #105 on: May 09, 2020, 03:17:14 PM »
PD Are you still a horny master

I'm a family man bless up.

you aren't married are you? I'll be pissed if you are and you didn't tell me.
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #106 on: May 09, 2020, 03:25:16 PM »
I'm gonna nominate shosta after this post:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.msg2848312#msg2848312
God, Valkyrie, you are so fucking hot. I want to spank that absolute dumptruck ass until it's cherry red. I want to spit in your mouth and let you know what a good slut you are.

 :nugenix
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #107 on: May 09, 2020, 03:29:43 PM »
I never make these polls 😞
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toku

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #108 on: May 09, 2020, 03:31:11 PM »
I never make these polls 😞

Its no longer horny when you're like 4 kids deep and still going. You're just a breeder now.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #109 on: May 09, 2020, 03:35:58 PM »
PD Are you still a horny master

I'm a family man bless up.

you aren't married are you? I'll be pissed if you are and you didn't tell me.

Not married, still in a relationship.
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nudemacusers

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #110 on: May 09, 2020, 03:48:36 PM »
I never make these polls 😞

The funny thing is I know what a deviant you are but you never hornypost. I can only convict based on evidence :trumps
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #111 on: May 09, 2020, 03:53:21 PM »
PD Are you still a horny master

I'm a family man bless up.

you aren't married are you? I'll be pissed if you are and you didn't tell me.

Not married, still in a relationship.

Tell me about your relationship. Is she white?
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Oblivion

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #112 on: May 09, 2020, 03:54:06 PM »
I never make these polls 😞

mac! you were in that gaf thread about pulga's mom. were her gazongas as praiseworthy as bud proclaimed?  :letsfukk

nudemacusers

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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #113 on: May 09, 2020, 04:04:39 PM »
I don’t remember this at all but if she’s in dece shape and 50+ with milky titz I’m 100% in. Milfs* and Gilfs :noah

*40+ years old
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #114 on: May 09, 2020, 04:07:00 PM »
Who said I'm upset for being known as a cock pic hound? :doge Like I said: It's true tho.gif

All I'm saying is, Toileet4U is right: You do play some suspect games for someone with a 3DPigDisgustingWaifu. :doge

My wife doesn't care what video games I'm playing.  She thinks all of them are childish, manbaby garbage no matter what they are.   :P

No lies detected.
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #115 on: May 09, 2020, 04:08:11 PM »
People who treat The Last of Us as high art and a deep emotional experience are more embarrassing than people who like to chill and relax with some weeb animu game.
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #116 on: May 09, 2020, 04:08:40 PM »
My wife tried to suck me off and fuck me during a long Skyrim playthrough (with mods)... she lost :hmph
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #117 on: May 09, 2020, 04:11:18 PM »
People who treat The Last of Us as high art and a deep emotional experience are more embarrassing than people who like to chill and relax with some weeb animu game.

what if i'm a weeb that thinks ff6, 7, tactics, and 10's stories are high art and deeper than the last of us
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Re: Who is the horniest bore poster of all time?
« Reply #118 on: May 09, 2020, 04:19:36 PM »
People who treat The Last of Us as high art and a deep emotional experience are more embarrassing than people who like to chill and relax with some weeb animu game.

The Last of Us may be five years old, but it’s still the best big game story out there. If you have access to a PlayStation 4 and haven’t played it yet, you should definitely get your hands on the The Last of Us Remastered.

Next week at E3, The Last of Us Part 2 will be detailed by publisher Sony. It’s likely to be a strong contender for game of the show, and of the year.

Naughty Dog’s writers and developers have proven themselves to be the best high concept video game storytellers in the world. The post-apocalyptic America they created in the original game stands out among a horde of other zombie worlds. It is believable, beautiful and often surprising.

At the time of The Last of Us’ release, Polygon’s review acknowledged the game’s strengths as a story, and its relative weaknesses as a slightly samey physical experience of sneaking, shooting, climbing, killing and all the rest of it.

In the half-decade since, I’ve played plenty of games that are more fun and more tightly constructed. But no big budget game has yet equaled The Last of Us for story.

There have been strong contenders among the multi-million dollar production set — Horizon Zero Dawn, Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice and Wolfenstein 2 come to mind — but none of them have delivered the levels of depth, sophistication and narrative transgression that we saw with this game, back in 2013.

I came back to The Last of Us in recent days, wanting to re-familiarize myself with its characters. It surprised me that I was just as affected by the relationships in this game as I was when it first came out.

We are now deep into the console generation following The Last of Us. It’s astonishing to consider that the game has yet to be bested in such a crucial area as story. Perhaps it will only be beaten by its own sequel.

Apart from the talent of its creators, and Sony’s lavish investment, the reason for this creative achievement lies in the original game’s ambition. In most games, even those with a strong story, the narrative is an adjunct to the action. But The Last of Us’ action always plays a supporting role to its story.

Even in those games where story is strong, most of the effort is invested in its main character: Tomb Raider and Uncharted for example. But The Last of Us is not about its protagonist Joel. It’s not even about his relationship with Ellie, the teenage girl he must deliver across country. It’s the story of his breakdown.

This is a departure from the video gaming norm of heroic heroes. It also transgresses the all-too common arc of character redemption, seen in all story forms.

At the beginning of the game, Joel is a gruff, middle-aged man who happens to be highly competent at hurting and killing people. We’ve seen a thousand anti-hero Joels in a thousand games and movies. They are often pitched against the establishment, making their money from low level crime. Joel is a smuggler who steers clear of the fascistic authorities, as well as from its idealistic terrorist enemies, the Fireflies.

Joel is deeply affected by the death of his daughter, Sarah, many years in the past. This is an entirely conventional motivational device, especially in games, where the story must justify extreme violence and mass-murder on the part of the hero.

And so, Joel is no longer a nice guy, trying to get by. He’s a bad-ass who hurts people and doesn’t much care about it. In an early scene, Joel tortures Robert, who has cheated him on a deal.

When he first meets Ellie, Joel makes it clear that he doesn’t care one bit about her. He doesn’t want to babysit a teenage girl. His job is smuggling stuff, not people. A girl is just a crate of guns, except more problematic.

So, we get it. Joel is emotionally impenetrable. This is the early part of the story, and we’re clearly being primed for the relationship taking flight, later in the adventure.

When Joel’s partner Tess is killed. Joel doesn’t want to talk about it. Later, in his interactions with old friend Bill, Joel is protective of Tess’ reputation. This all follows a familiar road of the emotionally stunted man slowly tackling his grief. Around this time, he also displays some acceptance of Ellie as a real person. But his way of showing her his trust is by giving her a weapon.

When chatting with the affable quest-giver Henry, Joel mentions taking a motorcycle journey across America with his brother. But when asked how that felt, all he can muster is “good,” much to the amusement of Henry.

At this point in the game, about halfway through the story, I was beginning to lose all interest in Joel. The gruff, strong, silent type is a nerd culture favorite. And it’s pretty boring.

As a person, he’s not even as interesting as the curmudgeonly, grieving Bill. Or Henry, who joins their team for a few scenes.

Henry obsesses over the safety of his younger brother Sam. When it comes to his mission, Henry is just as ruthless as Joel. But he is eager to take a humorous look at the world and wears his heart on his sleeve.

It’s striking to me that the Sam and Henry’s death scene is the most powerful moment in the game, up to that point, even though these are side characters with whom we have spent a relatively short amount of time.

The story begins to wend its way toward resolving Joel’s need to come to terms with his daughter’s death. But when we begin go see the cracks in his tough exterior emerge, we aren’t witnessing the bright flowering of a welcome, healthy emotional inner life. We’re watching the emergence of a psychopath.

When Joel is about to meet his brother, Ellie asks him how he’s feeling. He says, “I don’t know what I’m feeling.” His brother shows him a photograph he’s found, of Sarah. Joel looks at it a while, and then rejects it.

This is the key moment in the game. Most writers would have forced us to watch Joel take the picture, and we’d have seen him thumbing it at some point in the future. The fact that Joel won’t take this one artefact of Sarah’s life is a good example of The Last of Us’ determination to subvert the rules.

Much later, he accepts the photograph from Ellie, accepting that we all have to live with the past. But although this appears to follow convention, it does not ring true. By this point, Ellie has become his only focus in life — he starts to call her “baby girl” — and we’ll soon see the story wrap up with a shocking ending.

Ellie’s value is in her immunity to the zombie virus. The Fireflies can use this to create a vaccine that will save the world, and many, many lives. Yet the operation needed to formulate the vaccine will kill Ellie.

Fireflies’ leader Marlene was Ellie’s guardian, and loves the girl. But she understands — entirely reasonably — that Ellie needs to die for the greater good. She sees no good reason to debate this with Ellie, preferring that the girl “feels nothing.” At this point, Ellie is unconscious.

Here is a thorny moral problem: life of girl we care about versus countless lives of people we don’t know and the potential birth of a new human civilization. In truth, there’s only one answer here, assuming Marlene is right when she says there are no practical alternatives.

But Joel has other ideas. He kills just about everyone in the hospital, all of whom are working to save humanity, including Marlene. He saves the single life of Ellie. When she later wakes, he tells her that the program to find a cure has been abandoned, and they’ve been let go. He embarks on a new life with her.

These are the actions of a madman, so far damaged by grief that he’s lost all sense of perspective. But there’s also a sense that he is acting for more selfish motives. He tells Ellie that the secret to survival is finding “something to fight for.” He’s found something to fight for, and he’s willing to sacrifice the entire world to keep it.

This is a far more interesting ending than a more conventional one, where Joel does the right thing and allows Ellie to be sacrificed. Or the one where, hurrah, they find a cure and Ellie gets to stay alive.

Now we can look forward to a sequel in which Ellie and Joel have had a few years to get to know one another better. An early trailer for The Last of Us Part 2 shows Ellie playing guitar, a skill Joel promised to teach her. But Ellie has killing on her mind.

A second trailer shows new characters involved in torture scenes, signalling that this sequel is unlikely to skip on the unpleasant realities of post-apocalyptic life.

The real story is going to be Ellie’s reaction to Joel’s horrible betrayal. In the original game, her development as a character was not as interesting as Joel’s. She was a tough, smart, funny kid who craved belonging.

Now I’m looking forward to seeing how The Last of Us 2, in which Ellie is the protagonist, deals with the devastation of her discovering the most extreme survivor’s guilt imaginable. I hope this game is just as willing to subvert convention as the original.                 
https://www.polygon.com/2018/6/8/17439466/the-last-of-us-ps4-play-e3-2018-sony
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« Reply #119 on: May 09, 2020, 04:22:05 PM »
People who treat The Last of Us as high art and a deep emotional experience are more embarrassing than people who like to chill and relax with some weeb animu game.

what if i'm a weeb that thinks ff6, 7, tactics, and 10's stories are high art and deeper than the last of us

Slightly less embarassing.
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