A modest proposal: Esch gets a dog

[Shostakovich]

You've been saying you want one, you're a sucker for cute dog posts, and you no longer have the excuse that you're suffocating to death in a cytokine storm. This is your push

[team filler]

esch should have a baby 

[BisMarckie]

I would totally watch a Junior reboot with filler carrying Esch‘s baby

[team filler]

Want one but life and living space ain't right rn. I think I'd be a shitty owner and I wanna avoid that for when I do get one.

just breed a white girl and let her figure it out 

[Ghoul]

If you want a shibe, you need a lot of spare time. Otherwise they’re fucking pricks.

 

[thisismyusername]

esch should have a baby 

In this fucking economy? Even a furbaby is too much.

[nudemacusers]

Hopping on the dog mom trend way late in the game tbh, new hotness for 2021 will be repopulating the earth post-rona.

Some of us are already ahead of the curve.

[Raist]

Alternatively just adopt shotsststa.