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Should Esch adopt a dog?

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Shostakovich

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A modest proposal: Esch gets a dog
« on: May 30, 2020, 05:16:49 PM »
You've been saying you want one, you're a sucker for cute dog posts, and you no longer have the excuse that you're suffocating to death in a cytokine storm. This is your push :trumps
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Re: A modest proposal: Esch gets a dog
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2020, 05:19:31 PM »
esch should have a baby  :-[
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BisMarckie

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Re: A modest proposal: Esch gets a dog
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2020, 05:21:12 PM »
I would totally watch a Junior reboot with filler carrying Esch‘s baby
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Re: A modest proposal: Esch gets a dog
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2020, 05:23:20 PM »
Quote from: Esch on May 30, 2020, 05:21:22 PM
Want one but life and living space ain't right rn. I think I'd be a shitty owner and I wanna avoid that for when I do get one.
just breed a white girl and let her figure it out  :biden
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Ghoul

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Re: A modest proposal: Esch gets a dog
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2020, 05:34:37 PM »
If you want a shibe, you need a lot of spare time. Otherwise they’re fucking pricks.

 :doge
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Re: A modest proposal: Esch gets a dog
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2020, 08:05:20 PM »
Quote from: filler on May 30, 2020, 05:19:31 PM
esch should have a baby  :-[

In this fucking economy? :gurl Even a furbaby is too much. :tocry
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nudemacusers

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Re: A modest proposal: Esch gets a dog
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2020, 04:34:08 AM »
Hopping on the dog mom trend way late in the game tbh, new hotness for 2021 will be repopulating the earth post-rona.

Some of us are already ahead of the curve. :kermit
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Raist

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Re: A modest proposal: Esch gets a dog
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2020, 05:00:32 AM »
Alternatively just adopt shotsststa.
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