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BlueTsunami

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I have a tickle in my anus
« on: June 16, 2020, 10:44:17 PM »
 :-\
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Tasty

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2020, 10:45:25 PM »
:drool

Madrun Badrun

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2020, 10:47:51 PM »
pinworms

Joe Molotov

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2020, 10:47:54 PM »
probably wiping too hard, bro


or it's an parasite
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BlueTsunami

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2020, 10:50:10 PM »
I keep clenching my butthole like it just took the cinnamon challenge
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remy

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2020, 10:51:49 PM »
Just stick a pointer in and give it a scratch

jakefromstatefarm

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2020, 10:56:00 PM »
are you fucking crazy?! tickle in my anus??? where did you come up with—haha, i dont have a tickle...who said that?

benjipwns

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2020, 10:57:38 PM »
well if nobody is going to help out a fellow Borean I guess wish me luck

Tasty

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2020, 10:57:59 PM »
Charge the dildo and sniff some poppers.

toku

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2020, 11:02:54 PM »
stand and think

Positive Touch

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2020, 11:06:52 PM »
it's cancer
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ToxicAdam

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2020, 11:09:25 PM »
I looked on WebMD and they said only the tongue of a young alter boy can cure it.

Edit: shit, I had the wrong tab open and was on the Catholic Diocese FAQ. Ignore.

BlueTsunami

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2020, 11:14:20 PM »
Shosta and Tasty can dig it out. Cabona boys helping out a Cabona boy
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CatsCatsCats

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2020, 11:15:03 PM »
You deserve a bidet

Tasty

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2020, 11:17:38 PM »
Shosta and Tasty can dig it out. Cabona boys helping out a Cabona boy

Find out next time
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ToxicAdam

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2020, 11:21:24 PM »

Himu

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2020, 11:23:51 PM »
Sounds like worms. Had them when I was a little kid and my booty itched! I've never felt that sensation since.
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benjipwns

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2020, 11:25:12 PM »
Altair boy, as in a boy from Altair holding an Altair 8800 running Microsoft Altair BASIC.

naff

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2020, 11:28:20 PM »
prob fissures

but also, maybe butt parasite  8)
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naff

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2020, 11:29:57 PM »
hang some meat by ur butt hole and see if anything comes out for a nibble
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CatsCatsCats

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2020, 11:33:04 PM »
Welp that’s enough for me

naff

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2020, 11:59:36 PM »
hey baybeh get ready 'ter grab eet when the varmint sticc it nek out

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eleuin

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2020, 03:49:46 AM »
take some laxatives and post up on the toliet?

Mr Gilhaney

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2020, 04:22:55 AM »
There's itchy chocolate factory


And then there's pruritus from liver disease in your oily hole

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skullstorm

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2020, 08:10:31 AM »
Put a piece of tape on ur anus when you go to sleep and take it off when you wake up, you'll see it's full of worms  8)

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...Or so my biology teacher told us to do if we get an itchy anus  :-\
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MMaRsu

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2020, 08:33:48 AM »
What

Van Cruncheon

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2020, 11:49:55 AM »
a tickle is a plea for a pickle, boo :-*
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Raist

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2020, 02:16:38 PM »
Look behind you, in case shostie is there.

Clockwork5

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Re: I have a tickle in my anus
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2020, 06:52:56 PM »
Does it itch a night? Pinworms are notorious for waking you up at night. I thought I had em at one point so I’m kind of an expert, AMA.

Turns out I never had em but we had a mite infestation in my apt building and the fuckers were just feasting on my anus.

If it goes on for a while do the clear tape test.