Author Topic: I have a tickle in my anus (Read 2788 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2020, 10:47:51 PM »

pinworms

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2020, 10:47:54 PM »

probably wiping too hard, bro

or it's an parasite

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2020, 10:50:10 PM »

I keep clenching my butthole like it just took the cinnamon challenge

remy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2020, 10:51:49 PM »

Just stick a pointer in and give it a scratch

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2020, 10:56:00 PM »

are you fucking crazy?! tickle in my anus??? where did you come up with—haha, i dont have a tickle...who said that?

benjipwns · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2020, 10:57:38 PM »

well if nobody is going to help out a fellow Borean I guess wish me luck

Tasty · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2020, 10:57:59 PM »

Charge the dildo and sniff some poppers.

toku · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:02:54 PM »

stand and think

Positive Touch · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:06:52 PM »

it's cancer

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:09:25 PM »

I looked on WebMD and they said only the tongue of a young alter boy can cure it.

Edit: shit, I had the wrong tab open and was on the Catholic Diocese FAQ. Ignore.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:14:20 PM »

Shosta and Tasty can dig it out. Cabona boys helping out a Cabona boy

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:15:03 PM »

You deserve a bidet

Tasty · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:17:38 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 16, 2020, 11:14:20 PM

Shosta and Tasty can dig it out. Cabona boys helping out a Cabona boy

Find out next time
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CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #15 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:19:54 PM »

Hey it’s the altar boys, here to get altered?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #16 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:21:24 PM »

Quote from: shosta on June 16, 2020, 11:15:21 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 16, 2020, 11:09:25 PM
alter
altar

My spellcheck accepted it, so your wrong.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:23:51 PM »

Sounds like worms. Had them when I was a little kid and my booty itched! I've never felt that sensation since.

benjipwns · « **Reply #18 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:25:12 PM »

Altair boy, as in a boy from Altair holding an Altair 8800 running Microsoft Altair BASIC.

naff · « **Reply #19 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:28:20 PM »

prob fissures

but also, maybe butt parasite

naff · « **Reply #20 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:29:57 PM »

hang some meat by ur butt hole and see if anything comes out for a nibble

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #21 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:33:04 PM »

Welp that’s enough for me

naff · « **Reply #22 on:** June 16, 2020, 11:59:36 PM »

hey baybeh get ready 'ter grab eet when the varmint sticc it nek out

eleuin · « **Reply #23 on:** June 17, 2020, 03:49:46 AM »

take some laxatives and post up on the toliet?

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #24 on:** June 17, 2020, 04:22:55 AM »

There's itchy chocolate factory

And then there's pruritus from liver disease in your oily hole

skullstorm · « **Reply #25 on:** June 17, 2020, 08:10:31 AM »

Put a piece of tape on ur anus when you go to sleep and take it off when you wake up, you'll see it's full of worms

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...Or so my biology teacher told us to do if we get an itchy anus $:-\$

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MMaRsu · « **Reply #26 on:** June 17, 2020, 08:33:48 AM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** June 17, 2020, 11:49:55 AM »

a tickle is a plea for a pickle, boo

Raist · « **Reply #28 on:** June 17, 2020, 02:16:38 PM »

Look behind you, in case shostie is there.

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 18, 2020, 06:52:56 PM »

Does it itch a night? Pinworms are notorious for waking you up at night. I thought I had em at one point so I’m kind of an expert, AMA.

Turns out I never had em but we had a mite infestation in my apt building and the fuckers were just feasting on my anus.

If it goes on for a while do the clear tape test.

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Author Topic: I have a tickle in my anus (Read 2788 times)