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shosta

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Lttp: Hamlet
« on: September 18, 2020, 02:18:50 AM »
A prince tortured by duty and vengeance... a lover scorned... a brother betrayed... Is anything we do on this earth meaningful? Amazing play
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shosta

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2020, 02:19:43 AM »
let the devil wear black, for I'll have a suit of sables!
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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2020, 05:42:44 AM »
Get thee to a nunnery, shosta.
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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2020, 07:11:52 AM »
I liked when Romeo went like: "Damn, gonna get me some prime 13 year old cooch."

Thank you Shakespeare.

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2020, 07:37:14 AM »
horny shakespeare on main  :titus
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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2020, 11:41:16 AM »
His play about Jews needed work

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2020, 01:44:09 PM »
Now watch the definitive adaptation:

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2020, 02:27:48 PM »
I live 15 km from Hamlets grave

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2020, 03:05:36 PM »
My favorite version of Ham-lette.


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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2020, 05:18:27 PM »
Now watch the definitive adaptation:


I dare stost to do this.

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2020, 07:09:45 PM »
O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.  :mjcry


shosta

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2020, 08:27:33 PM »
O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.  :mjcry
Now cracks a noble heart :stahp
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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2020, 09:54:44 AM »
I live 15 km from Hamlets grave

Literally shaking rn
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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2020, 03:03:38 PM »
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shosta

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2020, 03:21:59 PM »
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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2020, 03:40:47 PM »
https://uquiz.com/quiz/Rpl0lQ/which-hamlet-character-do-you-kin

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believe me when i say this is the best result this is the best result and in fact the only good result in this entire quiz. osric has only two scenes but believe me when i say the less time you spend in this play the better. osric is an Absolute Legend he doesn't know what he's talking about EVER and he wears layers of frilly clothing and a giant fucking hat that he waves around with a flourish. he's gay and stupid and fancy-schmancy and completely in love with laertes. he's camp personified and he SURVIVES. an icon, a beacon of hope for us all, and a win for the lgbt community.

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2020, 03:44:05 PM »


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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2020, 12:22:29 AM »
How are you late to triteness?

It's you in literally form.

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2020, 11:59:59 AM »
claudius

you cheated on tests in high school

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In America jokes are still funny, right?
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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2020, 12:39:21 PM »

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2020, 12:43:44 PM »
gravedigger

you're the funniest fucker on the planet. snarky, a tad judgemental, a proud proponent of "eat the rich." you're dependable and you enjoy making yourself happy. you'd cheerfully whistle in a graveyard, but, like, who wouldn't, right?

I’ll allow it.

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Re: Lttp: Hamlet
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2020, 09:54:32 PM »
How are you late to triteness?

It's you in literally form.

Et tu, Brute?