Author Topic: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm)) (Read 14657 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #240 on:** October 06, 2020, 08:15:59 AM »

The Conway kid has the same energy as her mother and is using everything she learned from her to great effect.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #241 on:** October 06, 2020, 08:19:28 AM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2020, 08:09:39 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/j5yzc6/kellyanne_conway_freaks_out_at_her_daughter_about/

Imagine being mad at your daughter for doing what you do.

BIONIC · « **Reply #242 on:** October 06, 2020, 10:19:17 AM »

#Claudia2020

james · « **Reply #243 on:** October 06, 2020, 01:32:33 PM »

Why is she in bed with earrings and necklaces and stuff, is that what kids wear these days?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #244 on:** October 06, 2020, 01:34:09 PM »

"He reports no symptoms"

These doctors are from AD aren't they?

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #245 on:** October 06, 2020, 01:35:29 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #246 on:** October 06, 2020, 01:43:11 PM »

Fredo Cuomo

james · « **Reply #247 on:** October 06, 2020, 01:48:17 PM »

Lot of good material for the "life comes at you fast" takes when hes back on the ventilator in a few days

Nintex · « **Reply #248 on:** October 06, 2020, 02:06:12 PM »

@realDonaldTrump
THANK YOU FORD FOR THIS INCREDIBLE VENTILATOR

@scottadamsays
President Trump just won the election

@CNNBreakingNews
Trump campaign aide: President Trump is showing the world the incredible manufacturing capability of the United States

Breaking: no more wars

https://twitter.com/KFaulders/status/1313522445731745792

james · « **Reply #249 on:** October 06, 2020, 02:36:10 PM »

Ok, now I want "Donald Trump dies due to faulty Ford ventilator"

Nintex · « **Reply #250 on:** October 06, 2020, 03:01:40 PM »

Don Jr. attempts at reigning in his father have failed

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313551795646541824

james · « **Reply #251 on:** October 06, 2020, 04:32:01 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 06, 2020, 04:18:14 PM

The president is literally trying to do a hostage negotiation with the population for a relief package in the midst of a pandemic that 3 days ago he wanted completed immediately. Mike Pence has reneged on plexiglass barriers for the debate. HE'S THE HEAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS TASKFORCE. THE BUILDING HE WORKS IN HAS AT LEAST 15 ACTIVE CASES OF COVID. THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN PERSONALLY SPREADING IT.

You need to distract yourself.

I suggest you focus on the cool new hurricane in the carribean.

Its extremely unlikely, but one model has predicted winds reach 220mph, which is poetic. It would shatter all records, and is very unlikely.

But still, cool stuff.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #252 on:** October 06, 2020, 04:34:05 PM »

Did this guy just get some really bad news and is just yoloing in his last days?

james · « **Reply #253 on:** October 06, 2020, 04:40:15 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 06, 2020, 04:37:33 PM

The only way to recover this year is for Trump to get blown out in the election and then die from COVID complications right after

Yup.

I want him to see the 300 point loss from his hospital bed. I want that to kill him.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #254 on:** October 06, 2020, 05:16:50 PM »

Trump quickly reminding everyone that they hate his guts instead of milking his illness for a little while to garner some sympathy votes.

Himu · « **Reply #255 on:** October 06, 2020, 06:00:54 PM »

What a terrible president.

Nintex · « **Reply #256 on:** October 06, 2020, 06:12:01 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on October 06, 2020, 04:34:05 PM

Did this guy just get some really bad news and is just yoloing in his last days?

Maybe or is he throwing the election because he doesn't want to spend his last years in the White House until he dies?
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1313569616615088130

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1313600048693993473

He has never cared about the deficit and knows the optics of $1200 or more in aid are great.
In fact, recently he called on Republicans to just fork over the money to the Democrats to get it over with.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #257 on:** October 06, 2020, 06:14:23 PM »

I question what is going to happen in the next few weeks. I got a sinking feeling we are gonna see some shit. The likes of which we’ve never seen before. If this COVID WH situation wasn’t enough to derail this dumpster fire of an administration, what the fuck will?

I’m not much for bible stuff but god damn if he doesn’t begin to start sounding more and more like the Anti-Christ.

james · « **Reply #258 on:** October 06, 2020, 06:29:03 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 06, 2020, 05:16:50 PM

Trump quickly reminding everyone that they hate his guts instead of milking his illness for a little while to garner some sympathy votes.

He completely buried the tax news only to come back and do this shit.

Oblivion · « **Reply #259 on:** October 06, 2020, 06:34:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1313594185258356736

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #260 on:** October 06, 2020, 06:42:11 PM »

Hope it holds

james · « **Reply #261 on:** October 06, 2020, 06:44:26 PM »

34%

Nobody likes sickly old men

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #262 on:** October 06, 2020, 07:18:29 PM »

We need one more big fuckup to really cement the historic loss.

Nintex · « **Reply #263 on:** October 06, 2020, 07:23:58 PM »

*ring ring*

"Hello, this is Hillary Clinton"

"Glad you didn't smash this phone yet sister"

"Oh Hi Joe, how are you doing. Pretty excited for the results to drop in a few hours I suppose? CNN thinks Trump might actually have a chance in Minnesota I talked to Barrack he thinks that in Florida we could force a recount and..."

"Shut up you lying pony soldier, I just wanted you to be the first to know that our internal exit polling have me winning every goddamn state from my basement"

Quote from: ToxicAdam on October 06, 2020, 07:18:29 PM

We need one more big fuckup to really cement the historic loss.

How about Melania files for divorce in a week.

Breaking no more teleprompter speeches
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1313613285116215296

I wonder what polling percentage triggers the Republicans into action to at least save their local candidates.
15%? 10%?

james · « **Reply #264 on:** October 06, 2020, 09:23:21 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on October 06, 2020, 07:18:29 PM

We need one more big fuckup to really cement the historic loss.

Collapsing live on stage during the debate would help

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #265 on:** October 06, 2020, 11:24:33 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #266 on:** October 07, 2020, 07:44:17 AM »

https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/1313652166893219845

Oblivion · « **Reply #267 on:** October 07, 2020, 08:00:45 AM »

can you post the article, nintex? my monthly free articles ran out

bork · « **Reply #268 on:** October 07, 2020, 08:08:24 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on October 07, 2020, 08:00:45 AM

can you post the article, nintex? my monthly free articles ran out

For sites like this, just paste the URL into archive.is to get around it.

https://archive.is/7IhdO

Oblivion · « **Reply #269 on:** October 07, 2020, 08:10:03 AM »

Quote from: bork on October 07, 2020, 08:08:24 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on October 07, 2020, 08:00:45 AM
can you post the article, nintex? my monthly free articles ran out

For sites like this, just paste the URL into archive.is to get around it.

https://archive.is/7IhdO

berk, you sir, are better than any troop

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #270 on:** October 07, 2020, 08:18:10 AM »

Quote from: bork on October 07, 2020, 08:08:24 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on October 07, 2020, 08:00:45 AM
can you post the article, nintex? my monthly free articles ran out

For sites like this, just paste the URL into archive.is to get around it.

https://archive.is/7IhdO

Based Bork

thisismyusername · « **Reply #271 on:** October 07, 2020, 08:24:29 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on October 06, 2020, 06:34:59 PM

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1313594185258356736

>Trusting polls
>After 2016

I thought you niccas would've learned by now. This shit doesn't hold water with folks that secretly support one candidate while decrying them in public.

That said: I'm in a toss-up on if that poll is "correct," or not. Trump having the virus means those voters have a fear that he'll keel over dead shortly after winning, so "why vote for him?"

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #272 on:** October 07, 2020, 10:07:31 AM »

i hear one vocal bire trump critic is secretly maga 4 life in private

BisMarckie · « **Reply #273 on:** October 07, 2020, 10:44:26 AM »

Just clear your cookies breh

Nintex · « **Reply #274 on:** October 07, 2020, 12:47:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/1313864967200944134

Mommy Nancy wants to end the fun

President Trump officially feels great and healthy

https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1313884629791911937

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #275 on:** October 07, 2020, 04:55:09 PM »

Spotted a few blocks from the whitehouse

https://twitter.com/FirenzeMike/status/1313891959363305472

Nintex · « **Reply #276 on:** October 07, 2020, 05:06:33 PM »

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #277 on:** October 07, 2020, 05:23:07 PM »

What does this dude do for these people?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #278 on:** October 07, 2020, 05:26:00 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 07, 2020, 05:23:07 PM

What does this dude do for these people?

Owns the libs

Nintex · « **Reply #279 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:11:04 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313959702104023047

Trump says it was a blessing from god that he got COVID

Also many drugs, all great. Everyone is getting the Trump drug. The military is going to logistics and then China will pay.

mormapope · « **Reply #280 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:12:56 PM »

He looks soooooooooo awful, like a swollen football

Nintex · « **Reply #281 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:23:28 PM »

Trump on steroids, Pence distracted by the debate and only Mark Meadows and Dan Scavino left to run the government what could possibly go wrong

MMaRsu · « **Reply #282 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:24:07 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #283 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:25:38 PM »

What are the odds that Chris Christie gets the magical Trump drugs?

VomKriege · « **Reply #284 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:30:21 PM »

"Hi recognise me I'm your favourite president"
"CHINA CHINA CHINA's fault"
"REGENERON REGENERON"
"They say it's therapeutic, I call it a CURE"
"Our army is ready for one thing, LOGISTICS"
"Maybe it was a blessing I caught COVID"
"I decided to take that treatment, not doctors."

Nintex · « **Reply #285 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:30:54 PM »

I wonder how crazy this shit has to get before Mattis and Kelly jump into an SUV to drag him out of the White House themselves.

This was recorded yesterday.

But this.. .this is fucking legendary.
“Hi. Perhaps you recognize me, it’s your favorite president.”

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #286 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:31:47 PM »

I’m going to get drugs and China is going to pay for them?!?

VomKriege · « **Reply #287 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:38:57 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 07, 2020, 06:31:47 PM

I’m going to get drugs and China is going to pay for them?!?

And the army will logistics them to you.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #288 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:41:03 PM »

" i think alot of people don't know what therapeutic means i call it a cure"

Nintex · « **Reply #289 on:** October 07, 2020, 06:41:17 PM »

"Good luck!"

The virus is a blessing from GOD if you catch it you will get this very experimental non-FDA approved drug cocktail with a cool name for free delivered by the military because there is no more postal service.

I will sleep peacefully knowing James Mattis replaced the nuclear football with an Xbox

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1313969541005955073
"The President is on several drugs"

Should be the name of the film imo

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #290 on:** October 07, 2020, 07:16:49 PM »

This is some scary shit.

Nintex · « **Reply #291 on:** October 07, 2020, 07:31:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/1313985024610504704

Oh god this season finale is wild

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #292 on:** October 07, 2020, 07:33:34 PM »

Which of the drugs in the cocktail had the Bill Gates mind control chip?

Himu · « **Reply #293 on:** October 07, 2020, 07:44:11 PM »

"Love" the double speak of fascism:

Make American Great Again, implying America isn't great anymore but also "we've got a lot of great people here: the greatest doctors, the greatest law enforcement by the way..." If it's so great, why do we need to make it great again? I thought it lost its greatness?

MAGA: critique America but don't really critique America.

james · « **Reply #294 on:** October 07, 2020, 08:48:00 PM »

Republicans hosting covid parties in droves.

The will of God!

Himu · « **Reply #295 on:** October 07, 2020, 09:40:48 PM »

I'm one of the most vocal critics of Kamala on this forum and she's got even me sold. Wow.

james · « **Reply #296 on:** October 07, 2020, 10:16:28 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 07, 2020, 09:40:48 PM

I'm one of the most vocal critics of Kamala on this forum and she's got even me sold. Wow.

Gtfo she's mediocre at best

Himu · « **Reply #297 on:** October 07, 2020, 10:24:19 PM »

Quote from: james on October 07, 2020, 10:16:28 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 07, 2020, 09:40:48 PM
I'm one of the most vocal critics of Kamala on this forum and she's got even me sold. Wow.

Gtfo she's mediocre at best

This is why you aren't allowed on the Discord.

james · « **Reply #298 on:** October 07, 2020, 10:44:59 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 07, 2020, 10:24:19 PM

Quote from: james on October 07, 2020, 10:16:28 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 07, 2020, 09:40:48 PM
I'm one of the most vocal critics of Kamala on this forum and she's got even me sold. Wow.

Gtfo she's mediocre at best

This is why you aren't allowed on the Discord.

Im so sad I can't be part of the fracking circle jerk.

Go frack yourself.

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #299 on:** October 08, 2020, 07:31:23 AM »

I know you’re used to children being around but we’re all adults here (well maybe not shosta); you can just say “fuck”, no need to censor yourself.

News:

Author Topic: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm)) (Read 14657 times)