Author Topic: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm)) (Read 14646 times)

time for symptoms to manifest tends be like 5 or so days right, likely infected Monday or earlier
hopefully got a fat viral load too

don't even need him to die, him even briefly ending up in Intensive would be an utter ride

Nintex · « **Reply #83 on:** October 02, 2020, 06:28:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/jcartillier/status/1312155780657733633

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312158400352972800

Oblivion · « **Reply #84 on:** October 02, 2020, 06:47:37 PM »

"i will never forget you"

dude is absolutely thinking about his mortality for the first time in his life

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #85 on:** October 02, 2020, 07:01:42 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on October 02, 2020, 06:04:08 PM

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1312149358356303873

As Trump showed us on this day in 2016, if you wanna win you gotta beat em when they’re down.
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/782673397952094208

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #86 on:** October 02, 2020, 07:07:56 PM »

Trumps dead and has nominated nintex as his successor

Source: de telegraaf

Nintex · « **Reply #87 on:** October 02, 2020, 07:09:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1312166609616687105

VomKriege · « **Reply #88 on:** October 02, 2020, 07:13:32 PM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on October 02, 2020, 07:07:56 PM

Trumps dead and has nominated nintex as his successor

Source: de telegraaf

DH.be

MMaRsu · « **Reply #89 on:** October 02, 2020, 07:17:16 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 02, 2020, 06:10:30 PM

This is moving faster than a japanese bullet train

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #90 on:** October 02, 2020, 07:30:21 PM »

Stand in unity for the man whose legacy is mocking unity.

Oblivion · « **Reply #91 on:** October 02, 2020, 08:28:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1312178864177569792

as trump would say: not good, folks. not good

BIONIC · « **Reply #92 on:** October 02, 2020, 08:28:43 PM »

Quote from: Piss Benoit on October 02, 2020, 04:27:28 PM

He’s gonna be dead by the 15th gang, you heard it here first

Care to make a wager?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #93 on:** October 02, 2020, 08:34:40 PM »

It's kind of weird that this happened now. I'm working with a friend on a software tool that makes life easier for regulatory agencies and literally yesterday, I was talking to my partner about what paths we have to plan for when explaining to federal regulators our product. It's obviously ideal software for liberal policy makers but if Trump's still choosing the heads of agencies, then it could be a battle.

12 hours later, I'm wondering if we have god as a VC.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #94 on:** October 02, 2020, 10:05:04 PM »

what a great start for that SC nominee

https://twitter.com/riotwomennn/status/1312073400299466758

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/1312209072238723073

thisismyusername · « **Reply #95 on:** October 02, 2020, 10:06:41 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on October 02, 2020, 06:14:11 PM

time for symptoms to manifest tends be like 5 or so days right, likely infected Monday or earlier
hopefully got a fat viral load too

don't even need him to die, him even briefly ending up in Intensive would be an utter ride

Jacksonville taking the win. DeathSantis basically killing his golden goose.

https://twitter.com/fiordilise/status/1312172749331156992

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #96 on:** October 02, 2020, 10:20:40 PM »

If he dies too fast his base are going to beleive even wilder conspiracy theories. Best case senario is he dies the day after lossing the election.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #97 on:** October 02, 2020, 10:32:24 PM »

he’s not gonna have corona by then

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #98 on:** October 02, 2020, 10:57:51 PM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on October 02, 2020, 10:32:24 PM

he’s not gonna have corona by then

Ya the timing doesn't work out but a man can dream.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #99 on:** October 02, 2020, 11:51:54 PM »

this is all deeply hilarious i wish nothing but pain for all these ghouls

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #100 on:** October 02, 2020, 11:58:25 PM »

Herman Cain was admitted to a hospital on July 1st and didn't die until July 30th. It's entirely possible it takes Trump a month or so to die.

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He'll probably die sooner as he's fatter

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #101 on:** October 02, 2020, 11:59:09 PM »

hermain cain dead? my man still posts on twitter

remy · « **Reply #102 on:** October 03, 2020, 12:22:59 AM »

Trump dying from corona after shit talking it for being no big deal last week would be some karmic weirdness

Himu · « **Reply #103 on:** October 03, 2020, 12:32:21 AM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on October 02, 2020, 10:32:24 PM

he’s not gonna have corona by then

Family was in hospital for two months with covid.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #104 on:** October 03, 2020, 12:48:55 AM »

Quote from: remy on October 03, 2020, 12:22:59 AM

Trump dying from corona after shit talking it for being no big deal last week would be some karmic weirdness

Less Karmic, and more "he had it coming."

He's fucked around, now he's finding out.

I hope "god emperors" little fanlings are now gonna wear a mask instead of walking around without it and "MUH LIBERTREEEESSSSSSS" bullshit.

james · « **Reply #105 on:** October 03, 2020, 01:28:14 AM »

Democrats losing my votes with this come together crap.

How's the green party this year?

Nintex · « **Reply #106 on:** October 03, 2020, 04:27:43 AM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704

Trent Dole · « **Reply #107 on:** October 03, 2020, 04:55:34 AM »

Quote from: james on October 03, 2020, 01:28:14 AM

Democrats losing my votes with this come together crap.

How's the green party this year?

Same as always, what the DNC national platform actually should be, but even if they win so fucking what they have literally no one in congress so they're not going to really be able to introduce or pass any legislation.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #108 on:** October 03, 2020, 05:52:11 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 04:27:43 AM

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704

His brain must have melted already what is this tweet

Nintex · « **Reply #109 on:** October 03, 2020, 06:04:12 AM »

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1312326791663628289

The writers didn't forget to bring everyone back

thisismyusername · « **Reply #110 on:** October 03, 2020, 08:46:34 AM »

Quote from: Cerveza mas fina on October 03, 2020, 05:52:11 AM

Quote from: Nintex on October 03, 2020, 04:27:43 AM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704

His brain must have melted already what is this tweet

Forget the brain melting. The second "L" is actually an "I".

Nintex · « **Reply #111 on:** October 03, 2020, 12:04:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1312421426108993536

nudemacusers · « **Reply #112 on:** October 03, 2020, 12:16:15 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 03, 2020, 11:39:03 AM

Chris Christie officially positive and since he's 400 pounds he's likely to die

BIONIC · « **Reply #113 on:** October 03, 2020, 12:28:56 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on October 03, 2020, 12:16:15 PM

Quote from: Stro on October 03, 2020, 11:39:03 AM
Chris Christie officially positive and since he's 400 pounds he's likely to die

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #114 on:** October 03, 2020, 12:54:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/1312423908096827392

Nintex · « **Reply #115 on:** October 03, 2020, 01:12:47 PM »

But the doctor said and I quote "The President is doing great". In fact he's doing so great that they needed 20 doctors to tell us how great he was doing.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #116 on:** October 03, 2020, 01:30:29 PM »

I imagine Trump is a lawn sprinkler when he speaks. Just strands of spittle flying everywhere without any awareness.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #117 on:** October 03, 2020, 02:01:00 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 03, 2020, 01:06:38 PM

That source is Mark Meadows, who was caught telling reporters this "off the record" immediately after the doctors left the mics

james · « **Reply #118 on:** October 03, 2020, 02:18:34 PM »

So Trump knew he was positive, had symptoms, and still met with dozens of people without taking any precautions.

Democrats: DONT YOU DARE SPEAK ILL OF A SICK MAN

Nintex · « **Reply #119 on:** October 03, 2020, 02:26:41 PM »

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Author Topic: BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump contracts Covid-19 (aka the China Virus(tm)) (Read 14646 times)