Author Topic: USA Politics Thread |OT| Son of a bitch! (Read 323586 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #960 on:** December 27, 2020, 08:54:08 PM »

Quote from: BrokenVerses on December 27, 2020, 08:52:11 PM

He signed it lol.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/12/27/congress-stimulus-deal-450380

All that drama was for...?

Trump saw my ultimatum and wanted to push me over the edge.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #961 on:** December 27, 2020, 08:55:11 PM »

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He said he will insist on reductions in spending in parts of the bill, though Congress does not have to go along.

"I will sign the omnibus and Covid package with a strong message that makes clear to Congress that wasteful items need to be removed. I will send back to Congress a redlined version, item by item, accompanied by the formal rescission request to Congress insisting that those funds be removed from the bill," Trump said on Sunday night.

The president also said the Senate would soon begin work on ending legal protections for tech companies, examining voter fraud and boosting the check size for direct payments. The current Congress ends in six days.

lmao

Tasty · « **Reply #962 on:** December 27, 2020, 08:59:51 PM »

I'm still a bit in awe he vetoed the defense bill over Twitter butthurtedness, the first time that's happened in like 60+ years.

I can't believe he delivered me such a clear, easy "LOOK HOW SHITTY TRUMP IS/WAS" to my conservative family members who are still going along with him.

"B-b-but Twitter was mean to him!"

"YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TWITTER IS WITHOUT NEWSMAX YOU FUCK"

james · « **Reply #963 on:** December 27, 2020, 11:33:40 PM »

Aruba is back on the menu boys

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #964 on:** December 28, 2020, 12:06:16 AM »

I’m glad we got to see the art of the deal one last time.

BIONIC · « **Reply #965 on:** December 28, 2020, 12:41:26 AM »

Trumpy the 4D B E A S T

team filler · « **Reply #966 on:** December 28, 2020, 01:24:42 AM »

https://twitter.com/Black_Action/status/1342900617606361095

benjipwns · « **Reply #967 on:** December 28, 2020, 01:34:41 AM »

Quote from: Kamala Harris

Our Kwanzaa celebrations are one of my favorite childhood memories. The whole family would gather around across multiple generations and we’d tell stories and light the candles.

benjipwns · « **Reply #968 on:** December 28, 2020, 01:38:40 AM »

https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1342238530295234561

https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1343208665571074050

https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1343232103098576897

BIONIC · « **Reply #969 on:** December 28, 2020, 02:19:19 AM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #970 on:** December 28, 2020, 03:51:28 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on December 28, 2020, 01:38:40 AM

https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1342238530295234561

https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1343208665571074050

https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1343232103098576897

Nintex · « **Reply #971 on:** December 28, 2020, 05:42:32 AM »

In a shocking turn of events Trump will be the only person who will completely read the bill

Nintex · « **Reply #972 on:** December 28, 2020, 12:33:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/johnkruzel/status/1343590550960820227

Nintex · « **Reply #973 on:** December 28, 2020, 05:15:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/Rasmussen_Poll/status/1343193423889772544

Weird flex for a pollster

chronovore · « **Reply #974 on:** December 29, 2020, 10:24:50 AM »

https://www.businessinsider.com/michael-cohen-trump-pardons-may-be-forced-to-testify-2020-12

In short, if they cannot be put on trial for the crimes for which they were pardoned, they cannot plead the fifth amendment as they cannot incriminate themselves. As such they can be forced to testify against Trump.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #975 on:** December 29, 2020, 10:33:00 AM »

Shamefully, it will never get that far.

Nintex · « **Reply #976 on:** December 29, 2020, 11:09:35 AM »

Michael Cohen is just trying to look smart for being the only member of the Trump mob who didn't get a pardon. I doubt it works the way he says it does. The best bet is once pardoned Trump can't prevent them from writing tell all books. Especially CIA Paul who was convinced nothing he did as viceroy of Ukraine was a crime.

zomgee · « **Reply #977 on:** December 29, 2020, 12:05:59 PM »

How many times have people been compelled to testify by the government in the last few years and they were like, "Nah."

Nintex · « **Reply #978 on:** December 29, 2020, 12:25:29 PM »

Quote from: zomgee on December 29, 2020, 12:05:59 PM

How many times have people been compelled to testify by the government in the last few years and they were like, "Nah."

John Bolton's bomb shell revelations will save the nation

team filler · « **Reply #979 on:** December 29, 2020, 05:41:03 PM »

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1343694040722776065

team filler · « **Reply #980 on:** December 29, 2020, 07:00:33 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #981 on:** December 29, 2020, 07:01:28 PM »

Cocaine Mitch takes no prisoners

https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1344039995372290049

https://twitter.com/MarisaKabas/status/1344016684059938818

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #982 on:** December 29, 2020, 09:35:02 PM »

Quote from: Stro on December 29, 2020, 07:03:46 PM

This guy is truly a fucking ghoul

Leave Bernie alone.

zomgee · « **Reply #983 on:** December 30, 2020, 12:05:07 AM »

Louisiana congressman elect Luke Letlow died from COVID.

41.

BIONIC · « **Reply #984 on:** December 30, 2020, 01:59:09 AM »

Dead Republicans

team filler · « **Reply #985 on:** December 30, 2020, 06:48:18 AM »

Nintex · « **Reply #986 on:** December 30, 2020, 06:52:54 AM »

Thankfully there's a place for all of them in Twitter heaven

Nintex · « **Reply #987 on:** December 30, 2020, 07:50:29 AM »

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

Tasty · « **Reply #988 on:** December 30, 2020, 08:03:20 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on December 30, 2020, 07:50:29 AM

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

I want to die.

And take everyone who voted with me.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #989 on:** December 30, 2020, 09:31:46 AM »

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Gallup has polled about the nation’s most admired man for 74 years. In 60 of those years, the incumbent president has topped the list. Harry Truman, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, George W. Bush and Trump have been the only incumbent presidents who did not finish first in past years.

Nintex · « **Reply #990 on:** December 30, 2020, 09:42:34 AM »

The numbers are interesting. 18% of those polled voted for Trump. He won with Republicans and tied with Obama on independents.

Biden and Obama came in 2nd and 3rd so he mostly won because the Democrat vote was split. Michelle won in the ladies bracket with 10%.

zomgee · « **Reply #991 on:** December 30, 2020, 09:42:36 AM »

Unified vs scattershot

Tasty · « **Reply #992 on:** December 30, 2020, 09:50:38 AM »

Oh it's literally "do you know this guy."

No duh the President is usually the most famous man at the time of their presidency...

Nintex · « **Reply #993 on:** December 30, 2020, 10:09:20 AM »

Quote from: Tasty on December 30, 2020, 09:50:38 AM

Oh it's literally "do you know this guy."

No duh the President is usually the most famous man at the time of their presidency...

Nah it's admiration

And to be fair most Republican men want to be like the rich super model dating golfing partying Trump icon of the 80's and most Karens probably want to date him.

But I don't think many want to be the balding 200 lbs cable TV addict who shits himself on the golf course and probably suffered long lasting lung damage from his COVID infection.

I think this has a lot to do with Hollywood and TV relics covering up their aging too. It will be interesting to see if Trump can keep up the charade without infinite government resources and carefully staged appearances. After all he's also convinced he's not that old.

Tasty · « **Reply #994 on:** December 30, 2020, 10:12:58 AM »

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Nah it's admiration

Yes but if the questions are like "Do you admire the President" and "Do you admire [person most people have never heard of]", you're going to get a lot more "Yes" to the former than the latter, even if 99% of people hate his guts.

At that point it becomes "do you know this guy."

Tasty · « **Reply #995 on:** December 30, 2020, 10:15:19 AM »

People should really question polls more often, they're often deliberately misleading to push an agenda and feel like a soft-science to me. Humans are generally not reliable.

Nintex · « **Reply #996 on:** December 30, 2020, 11:06:47 AM »

Quote from: Tasty on December 30, 2020, 10:15:19 AM

People should really question polls more often, they're often deliberately misleading to push an agenda and feel like a soft-science to me. Humans are generally not reliable.

It's sort of hilarious that Trump is using this 1000 sample bullshit poll as a way to reclaim his presidency despite his hatred for polls in general
I expect Rudy to present this as evidence in the next election fraud case.

In other news, no pressure Mitch
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1344272069727555586

Tasty · « **Reply #997 on:** December 30, 2020, 12:01:37 PM »

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #998 on:** December 30, 2020, 12:45:42 PM »

I’m $100 over the income limit for the latest stimulus check

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #999 on:** December 30, 2020, 05:10:49 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on December 30, 2020, 07:50:29 AM

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

Nintex · « **Reply #1000 on:** December 30, 2020, 05:39:12 PM »

That's the most accurate drawing of Trump Ben has made so far

In other news

team filler · « **Reply #1001 on:** December 30, 2020, 05:46:43 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #1002 on:** December 30, 2020, 06:37:48 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #1003 on:** December 30, 2020, 10:38:12 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #1004 on:** December 30, 2020, 10:50:56 PM »

Corporate hellscape dystopia from hardcore cyberpunk stories is basically here

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1005 on:** December 30, 2020, 11:23:25 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on December 30, 2020, 05:10:49 PM

Quote from: Nintex on December 30, 2020, 07:50:29 AM
https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

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Obama won 3 out of 4 years of the Trump presidency.

team filler · « **Reply #1006 on:** December 31, 2020, 12:08:11 AM »

tiesto · « **Reply #1007 on:** December 31, 2020, 12:23:55 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on December 30, 2020, 05:10:49 PM

Quote from: Nintex on December 30, 2020, 07:50:29 AM
https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

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Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1008 on:** December 31, 2020, 12:27:52 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 30, 2020, 11:23:25 PM

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on December 30, 2020, 05:10:49 PM
Quote from: Nintex on December 30, 2020, 07:50:29 AM
https://twitter.com/politico/status/1344082038639484928

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Obama won 3 out of 4 years of the Trump presidency.

That's the hilarious part about that.

daycru · « **Reply #1009 on:** December 31, 2020, 03:12:41 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on December 30, 2020, 10:38:12 PM

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Yeah, I don’t see that minimum wage going up anytime soon

team filler · « **Reply #1010 on:** December 31, 2020, 03:34:01 AM »

Quote from: daycru on December 31, 2020, 03:12:41 AM

Quote from: benjipwns on December 30, 2020, 10:38:12 PM
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Yeah, I don’t see that minimum wage going up anytime soon

Nintex · « **Reply #1011 on:** December 31, 2020, 05:16:10 AM »

Promises made
Promises kept

In Donald Trumps America citizens are free and have more money to spend on OnlyFans

zomgee · « **Reply #1012 on:** December 31, 2020, 10:30:31 AM »

Lin Wood will get to the bottom of voting fraud and then he'll...

https://twitter.com/LLinWood/status/1344652363861258243

...oh.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1013 on:** December 31, 2020, 02:17:44 PM »

Stuff you post when you're definitely about to prove that voter fraud is real.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #1014 on:** December 31, 2020, 04:29:53 PM »

You'll have egg on your face when Elvis enters the building with the box of stolen votes.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1015 on:** December 31, 2020, 06:16:16 PM »

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1016 on:** December 31, 2020, 07:00:32 PM »

Is he gonna rape Pepe?

zomgee · « **Reply #1017 on:** December 31, 2020, 07:44:34 PM »

Weird thing to call Melania but ok, sure.

team filler · « **Reply #1018 on:** January 01, 2021, 12:46:35 AM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on December 31, 2020, 07:00:32 PM

Is he gonna rape Pepe?

Nintex · « **Reply #1019 on:** January 01, 2021, 06:20:35 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on December 31, 2020, 06:16:16 PM

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"What happened Pepe why didn't you vote? we were winning so much it was beautiful"

"I'm sorry Mr Trump I was hiding from the virus, chicom dragons and 5auci. Plus I thought you didn't need me anymore because you made so many new friends"

"It's Ok Pepe we'll always be friends but I guess we really are the last of us"

"We made a good team though didn't we Mr Trump"

"We sure did Pepe.... we sure did.... you.... you.... buy yourself something nice with that $600 kid and... take.... take the vaccine.... survive...."

"Thank you for everything Mr Trump"

"No thank you Pepe... and Just.... call.... me.... Donald... ..."

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Author Topic: USA Politics Thread |OT| Son of a bitch! (Read 323586 times)