USA Politics Thread |OT| Son of a bitch!

[benjipwns]

He wants to create a Texas Military and attack Mexico with it.

https://twitter.com/DonHuffines/status/1440006495907766281

I want to note that I was partially wrong. He doesn't want to just create a Texas Military. He also claims the U.S. Constitution gives him the power to unilaterally seize control of all US military forces and equipment in Texas to repel any "invasion" which of course the prescience of any single "illegal alien" in Texas is equivalent to. Not even the Confederates claimed this power!

[benjipwns]

Also there:

https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1440021257043464193

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1440089852414816264

3 and 4

[Joe Molotov]

Even so...

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/xspotsdamark/status/1440378348371283971


https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1440318198281240578


 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/justin_hart/status/1440371634519511049
 

[benjipwns]

IMPEACH

https://twitter.com/emilybrooksnews/status/1440453572559138817

[Nintex]

Seriously at which point are Presidents responsible. Impeaching Biden would be justified at this point.

Bill Cllnton / Bush
Oopsie daisy we accidentally deregulated the banks and broke the global economy

Bush / Cheney
Oops there were no WMD's in Iraq. You literally fought for nothing 

Obama / Biden / Hilldawg
Sorry we almost caused WW3 by siding with literal Nazi's, abusing UN resolutions and funding ISIS.
Don't worry we'll send John Kerry to play checkers with Lavrov before Hillary is elected

Bush / Obama
A strategy for Afghanistan? Yeah, that would've been cool right?

Trump / Pence
 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Poor Biden can’t win, he’s being even worse to immigrants than Trump and conservatives are still calling him an open borders Marxist.

https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1440337774628917249

[Nintex]

The media wants Trump back. I've not seen this much Trump content in a while.

Every other MSM story is Trump and if there's a Biden story it somehow relates to Trump as well.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1440784677434916868

Maybe the Taliban can help

https://twitter.com/TheFirstonTV/status/1440746962924412928

Jen Psaki mild shocked that Johnson does not need cue cards, 5 days of preparation and 6 aderalls to answer basic questions.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/ItsKingsBruh/status/1441072305262653444

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/alexbkane/status/1441105793445625858

https://twitter.com/marcrod97/status/1441103652941271057

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1441103868566200326

[Potato]

Fucking drama queen

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Schwartzesque/status/1441003515476914176

 

[Nintex]

 

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1441069474124386321

https://twitter.com/JoshMandelOhio/status/1441136152325599232

 

[Nintex]

Audit the 2016 election, no way that was accurate 

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1441037429717274638

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Haleaziz/status/1441176019126288389

“There is a complete lack of direction,” said one admin official.“Everything is deferred to the White House NSC, which can't see past low polls on immigration and are terrified their own shadow may be a pull factor. Career and political staff are equally concerned.”

 

[benjipwns]

How utterly predictable that Politico would run the zillionth hit piece on a prominent woman, especially one candid in her critiques of Politico's hysterical, clickbait style of coverage. The notion that I am polarizing in a newsroom (as opposed to any of the dozens of other opinion writers) is a "take" only Politico could come up with — by of course running around to ask the question in the first place. I trust the Post's superb news side folks spend zero time thinking about me (as is entirely appropriate). My only surprise is that Sam [Stein, POLITICO’s White House editor], a very good journalist, would become enmeshed in such an obviously misogynistic publication. Surely there are finer publications that would have him.

And btw, what a low class move to do this on Yom Kippur at the last moment.

SLAY QUEEN

It has been over a week since White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain has retweeted one of his most favorite journalists, Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin.

...

In fact, the last time Klain retweeted Rubin was on Sept. 13, which was three days before Politico published its findings. This marks a running total of ten days without visible Klain-Rubin activity.

The Sept. 13 tweet promoted a column Rubin had written supporting the Biden administration's crackdown on businesses in order to boost vaccinations. The previous retweet took place on Sept. 10.

During the retweet drought, Rubin defended Biden's foreign policy following the awkward spat that took place with France, trashed GOP lawmakers amid the Capitol Hill debate overspending, and slammed the Supreme Court on not quashing Texas' abortion law.

According to Politico, Klain had "retweeted or @ mentioned Rubin more than three dozen times since mid-May" and that her columns were promoted by the White House press team, the VP's office, the State Department and the DNC.

pls retweet

[benjipwns]

A monthslong hand recount of Maricopa County’s 2020 vote confirmed that President Joe Biden won and the election was not “stolen” from former President Donald Trump, according to early versions of a report prepared for the Arizona Senate.

The three-volume report by the Cyber Ninjas, the Senate’s lead contractor, includes results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county’s official election results. The data in the report also confirms that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly won in the county.

The official results are set to be presented to the Senate at 1 p.m. Friday. Several versions of the draft report, titled “Maricopa County Forensic Audit” by Cyber Ninjas, circulated prematurely on Wednesday and Thursday. Multiple versions were obtained by The Arizona Republic.

[team filler]

da cyber ninjas 

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1440838033222242309
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1440737803382378503
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1440735263127339009

  GOD BLESS AMERICA

[Transhuman]

These better not be the politicians on deck when WW3 happens

[benjipwns]

[BrokenVerses]

We can confirm a female service member supporting Operation Allies Welcome reported being assaulted on Sept. 19 by a small group of male evacuees at the Dońa Ana Complex in New Mexico. We take the allegation seriously and appropriately referred the matter to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The safety and well-being of our service members, as well as all of those on our installations, is paramount. We immediately provided appropriate care, counseling and support to the service member. Task Force-Bliss is also implementing additional security measures to include increased health and safety patrols, additional lighting, and enforcement of the buddy system at the Dona Ana Complex. We will cooperate fully with the FBI and will continue to ensure the service member reporting this assault is fully supported.

https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/fort-bliss-female-service-member-assaulted-by-group-of-afghan-refugees

Christ.

[Nintex]

We can confirm a female service member supporting Operation Allies Welcome reported being assaulted on Sept. 19 by a small group of male evacuees at the Dońa Ana Complex in New Mexico. We take the allegation seriously and appropriately referred the matter to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The safety and well-being of our service members, as well as all of those on our installations, is paramount. We immediately provided appropriate care, counseling and support to the service member. Task Force-Bliss is also implementing additional security measures to include increased health and safety patrols, additional lighting, and enforcement of the buddy system at the Dona Ana Complex. We will cooperate fully with the FBI and will continue to ensure the service member reporting this assault is fully supported.

https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/fort-bliss-female-service-member-assaulted-by-group-of-afghan-refugees

Christ.

Surely this NATO refugee camp for young men with blue balls would be different than all the others.

Operation Allies Welcome

[BrokenVerses]

They already charged 2 Afghan men at a different refugee camp in Wisconsin with raping a child there.

There's some wild shit circulating about what's going in these places from the soldiers working there, real bad stuff.

[Nintex]

They already charged 2 Afghan men at a different refugee camp in Wisconsin with raping a child there.

There's some wild shit circulating about what's going in these places from the soldiers working there, real bad stuff.

Like a good German gal once told me We'll Schaffen Das

On that note:
https://twitter.com/EllieCKaufman/status/1441500845766426624

They have to wait until they've vaccinated enough people to move them to the US.
You'd think that after 2 trillion nation building you'd at least have a minimal vaccine effort as part of healthcare services.

[team filler]

We can confirm a female service member supporting Operation Allies Welcome reported being assaulted on Sept. 19 by a small group of male evacuees at the Dońa Ana Complex in New Mexico. We take the allegation seriously and appropriately referred the matter to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The safety and well-being of our service members, as well as all of those on our installations, is paramount. We immediately provided appropriate care, counseling and support to the service member. Task Force-Bliss is also implementing additional security measures to include increased health and safety patrols, additional lighting, and enforcement of the buddy system at the Dona Ana Complex. We will cooperate fully with the FBI and will continue to ensure the service member reporting this assault is fully supported.

https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/fort-bliss-female-service-member-assaulted-by-group-of-afghan-refugees

Christ.

military doesn't like sharing their sexual assault victims with outsiders 

[Nintex]

Cucked by the Taliban twice 

[team filler]

 

[benjipwns]

A monthslong hand recount of Maricopa County’s 2020 vote confirmed that President Joe Biden won and the election was not “stolen” from former President Donald Trump, according to early versions of a report prepared for the Arizona Senate.

The three-volume report by the Cyber Ninjas, the Senate’s lead contractor, includes results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county’s official election results. The data in the report also confirms that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly won in the county.

The official results are set to be presented to the Senate at 1 p.m. Friday. Several versions of the draft report, titled “Maricopa County Forensic Audit” by Cyber Ninjas, circulated prematurely on Wednesday and Thursday. Multiple versions were obtained by The Arizona Republic.

[Propagandhim]

"enough fake votes to change the outcome of the election 4 times over".

Wait, but by the 4th change it's back to a Trump win.   

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/stphnfwlr/status/1441918093853401088

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1441913724432904198

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1441884093176705029

  she's the best

[benjipwns]

IMPEACH

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1441465613684252672

[Nintex]

A monthslong hand recount of Maricopa County’s 2020 vote confirmed that President Joe Biden won and the election was not “stolen” from former President Donald Trump, according to early versions of a report prepared for the Arizona Senate.

The three-volume report by the Cyber Ninjas, the Senate’s lead contractor, includes results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county’s official election results. The data in the report also confirms that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly won in the county.

The official results are set to be presented to the Senate at 1 p.m. Friday. Several versions of the draft report, titled “Maricopa County Forensic Audit” by Cyber Ninjas, circulated prematurely on Wednesday and Thursday. Multiple versions were obtained by The Arizona Republic.

(Image removed from quote.)

PHANTOM VOTERS 

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1441917191842983943

https://twitter.com/newsmax/status/1442104164687941634

"And then military instinations(?) and their installations and they have a lot of things surrounding it and we had this big beatiful airbase
that costs billions of dollars to built and we were gone we didn't even turn out the lights and one day we were gone and you know who is looking at
it now and who is all over it CZYNNAAAAA. We were never leaving that we had a perfect plan they were listening to us Abdul Abdul you can't shoot our soldiers"

[tiesto]

A monthslong hand recount of Maricopa County’s 2020 vote confirmed that President Joe Biden won and the election was not “stolen” from former President Donald Trump, according to early versions of a report prepared for the Arizona Senate.

The three-volume report by the Cyber Ninjas, the Senate’s lead contractor, includes results that show Trump lost by a wider margin than the county’s official election results. The data in the report also confirms that U.S. Sen. Mark Kelly won in the county.

The official results are set to be presented to the Senate at 1 p.m. Friday. Several versions of the draft report, titled “Maricopa County Forensic Audit” by Cyber Ninjas, circulated prematurely on Wednesday and Thursday. Multiple versions were obtained by The Arizona Republic.

(Image removed from quote.)

Channeling Scott Steiner here with this...

[benjipwns]

"And then military instinations(?) and their installations and they have a lot of things surrounding it and we had this big beatiful airbase
that costs billions of dollars to built and we were gone we didn't even turn out the lights and one day we were gone and you know who is looking at
it now and who is all over it CZYNNAAAAA. We were never leaving that we had a perfect plan they were listening to us Abdul Abdul you can't shoot our soldiers"[/size]

Did you or Trump have a stroke halfway through this?

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/WinterwayEd/status/1437696975516930048

https://twitter.com/WinterwayEd/status/1438607006437416960

  hero

[Joe Molotov]

IMEACH!

[Uncle]

 

[Nintex]

Stay Tooned Ben

[benjipwns]

When Gizmodo asked Garrison whether he’d been vaccinated against covid-19, he repeated many of the same conspiracy theories that appear in his cartoons.

“We will never take their foul spike protein-producing jabs, which are neither safe nor effective. They’re not real vaccines. They’re gene therapy,” Garrison wrote in an email to Gizmodo.

“15,000 have died as a result of the Covid vaccines and hundreds of thousands others have had serious side effects. The mainstream media will not mention a word of this—not one peep. Instead we get the ’safe and effective’ malarky over and over as well as government pushers urging us to take the free poison. Don’t do it. The Pfizer CEO certainly won’t. Bill Gates and his family won’t, either,” Garrison claimed.

Garrison says he’d never visit a hospital to treat his covid-19. (Last week, NBC News reported that anti-vaccine Facebook groups have been influencing members to not seek hospital treatment for covid-19 and even instructed them to pull their sick family members out of ICU.)

“I would never go to a hospital with Covid. Robert David Steele did it a few weeks ago and they killed him. The hospitals get extra money for Covid death reports, which is necessary to keep fear ramped up,” Garrison claimed in an email to Gizmodo.

The man Garrison is referring to, Robert David Steele, was a conspiracy theorist who frequently appeared on InfoWars with Alex Jones. The 69-year-old Steele believed some incredibly bizarre things, including that NASA had imprisoned children on Mars to work as slaves. Steele, who claimed to be a former CIA officer, reportedly died of covid-19 in August.

[james]

Did someone just post testicles on this page

[Potato]

COVID really is starting to feel like some sort of bioweapon that is targeted to remove the most stupid members of society from circulation.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1442572759180079106

These are dark days, we may only hope that freedom might one day be restored.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1442620310688260099

[who is ted danson?]

Pls default USA. Pls pls pls.

[Uncle]

[james]

Pls default USA. Pls pls pls.

Fun fact

Massive inflation is excellent if you're in debt.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1442910554230648833

They're coming for you Joe

[Pissy F Benny]

why didn't they just get a pmc to take over and let everyone get paid?

[Nintex]

why didn't they just get a pmc to take over and let everyone get paid?

That was Flynn's idea. They were going to privatize the war and pay Erik Price to fight it (or rather have the Afghans pay for it)

The Trump - Taliban deal was drafted in a way that if the Taliban would stick to it and join the Afghan government,
they would eventually be 'forced' as part of that government to sign a security agreement to keep the contractors and help US special forces fight terror.



Today Milley admitted that the Taliban did not act in accordance with the Doha agreement and that the alternative to pulling out would be a renewed conflict with the Taliban or rather full scale war.
The only thing the Taliban did out of the conditions outlined in the agreement was not attack American troops. They calculated correctly that the US would leave and not risk more lives.

[Nintex]

In other news

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1442924066344632320


https://twitter.com/CurtisHouck/status/1442952747028934657

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1442999842771546113

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/OhioWarRoom/status/1443025227106168833

because this is America? i dunno

[james]

TOGETHER WE WILL SEIZE THE MEANS OF FORD PRODUCTION