USA Politics Thread |OT| Son of a bitch!

[Himu]

Straightforward from here.

June 30: Court overturns Roe.

July 1: Breyer resigns, says Court �needs aggressive progressive justices.�

July 4. Biden picks Harris for Court. Harris resigns as VP.

July 5. Biden picks Romney as VP, says national unity needed for the world crisis.

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 26, 2022

https://mobile.twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1486398035135549442

he should have reached across the aisle Lincoln style and chose a republican vp anyways.

[BrokenVerses]

Thank God I'm from a state that has done vote by mail for decades so I don't have to stand in line like an asshole.

[Himu]

https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/texas-gop-candidate-furries-schools/

[benjipwns]

he should have reached across the aisle Lincoln style and chose a republican vp anyways.

because that worked out so well

[Tripon]

he should have reached across the aisle Lincoln style and chose a republican vp anyways.

because that worked out so well

Biden did what Lincoln did. He picked a Dem VP. 

[Himu]

he should have reached across the aisle Lincoln style and chose a republican vp anyways.

because that worked out so well

[team filler]

lincoln got shot in the head, what a idiot 

[benjipwns]

Thank you Christy

[benjipwns]

No Maus

TN county school board votes to remove use of graphic novel about the Holocaust, Maus from school curriculum. Complains about vulgarity and naked pictures. https://t.co/fUynX6Mu7g pic.twitter.com/v1fkaCMt2N

— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) January 26, 2022

https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1486474211694686218

[benjipwns]

How AWESOME would it be if President Biden picked Michelle Obama to replace Supreme Court Justice Breyer?

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!?? (@mmpadellan) January 26, 2022

https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/1486390130831200262

All the cheering supportive replies are killing me, how are these people real.

[Nintex]

SCOTUS Hillary Clinton 

[Pissy F Benny]

lol everyone knows that when Trump gets back in office (any day now) he's appointing the actually not dead Kobe Bryant to the Supreme Court

[Cauliflower Of Love]

ag garland is salty

[Joe Molotov]

Oh no black people have to get IDs to vote, the same way everyone votes outside of USA. The horror.

no

yeah

46 of 47 European countries require photo identification to vote https://t.co/GyDwyStwu9

— Ryan Fazio (@ryanfazio) June 3, 2021

https://twitter.com/ryanfazio/status/1400291577482862601

Oh no I forgot my DRIVERS LICENSE on the way to the polls!

That's another thing. Every nicca worth their salt NEVER leaves their house without their ID. A cop stops you because they saw another dude with a black hoodie on? Sheit, you better have ID that says who you say you are. I was taught this as a teenager: never leave the house without proof of identification. But nope. Gotta bend over for people who can't get a gat damn ID and call it racism.

46 out of 47 European countries have Universal Health Care too.

[benjipwns]

Straightforward from here:
1) Kamala to Supreme Court
2) Appoint Putin as Vice President, averting war
3) Impeach Putin as Vice President, averting having Putin as Vice President
4) Replace Putin with an NFT of FDR
5) Inflation solved

— Yair Rosenberg (@Yair_Rosenberg) January 26, 2022

https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/1486431065153708042

[james]

46 out of 47 European countries dont have black people

[Himu]

Straightforward from here:
1) Kamala to Supreme Court
2) Appoint Putin as Vice President, averting war
3) Impeach Putin as Vice President, averting having Putin as Vice President
4) Replace Putin with an NFT of FDR
5) Inflation solved

— Yair Rosenberg (@Yair_Rosenberg) January 26, 2022

https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/1486431065153708042

I want Putin as Veep

Only then can we have world peace

[Himu]

Donald Trump Favorable Rating:

Favorable 32%
Unfavorable 67%

.@MULawPoll, 1,000 RV, 1/10-21https://t.co/C8fAOEUl8n

— Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) January 27, 2022

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1486764426816589828

[Potato]

Donald Trump Favorable Rating:

Favorable 32%
Unfavorable 67%

.@MULawPoll, 1,000 RV, 1/10-21https://t.co/C8fAOEUl8n

— Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) January 27, 2022

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1486764426816589828

MAGA!

[benjipwns]

This ad from Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis taking aim at Dr Fauci is absolute fire.

�Fauci can pound sand.� ??https://t.co/yPoWpaZ3yC

— Scott Morefield (@SKMorefield) January 26, 2022

https://twitter.com/SKMorefield/status/1486342860656066560

cringe

[benjipwns]

hope he sees this

— Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan (@morninggloria) January 27, 2022

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/1486780890080428032

[Uncle]

in fact, Biden did see it.  it brought to light a perspective he had never considered, and the words pierced his heart. with a tear in his eye, he sent a text to his vice presidentress.

"it's time to pack it up, Jack."

[benjipwns]

pic.twitter.com/7uJEbneFSM

— AzelfDa????????????? (@AzelfDaGirl) January 25, 2022

https://twitter.com/AzelfDaBoi/status/1485992791532621827

[Nintex]

hope he sees this

— Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan (@morninggloria) January 27, 2022

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/1486780890080428032

To be fair to Nikki it's getting pretty ridiculous at this point.

Biden calls Zelensky and says as soon as the ground is frozen the Russians will move in to sack Kyiv (according to CNN).

Zelensky tells Biden he should calm down and that the peace talks are still ongoing.
He also updates Biden on the local weather as the ground has been frozen for weeks (according to Ukrainian sources).

And now the White House says CNN is FAKE NEWS

And this: �Also, no one said �sacked.� The only person who should be �sacked� is the anonymous source who is circulating an inaccurate portrayal of this conversation.� 3/

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) January 27, 2022

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/1486845174877724673

[benjipwns]

This isn't bigotry. It's telling the truth about two people whose political stances have been in direct conflict with their own communities their entire lives. Learn the difference.

— ANGRY CHILDLESS CAT LADY ? (she/her) ???? (@NunyaBidnessBye) January 27, 2022

https://twitter.com/DarciSings/status/1486790355001303043

the air quotes around "woman" and "black guy"

[team filler]

pic.twitter.com/7uJEbneFSM

— AzelfDa????????????? (@AzelfDaGirl) January 25, 2022

https://twitter.com/AzelfDaBoi/status/1485992791532621827

[benjipwns]

Biden calls Zelensky and says as soon as the ground is frozen the Russians will move in to sack Kyiv (according to CNN).

Zelensky tells Biden he should calm down and that the peace talks are still ongoing.
He also updates Biden on the local weather as the ground has been frozen for weeks (according to Ukrainian sources).

And now the White House says CNN is FAKE NEWS

Yes, this has been debunked:

This is not true. President Biden said that there is a distinct possibility that the Russians could invade Ukraine in February. He has previously said this publicly & we have been warning about this for months. Reports of anything more or different than that are completely false. https://t.co/chkFOhwWHn

— Emily Horne (@emilyhorne46) January 27, 2022

https://twitter.com/emilyhorne46/status/1486836236434264066

[benjipwns]

shoot me if I ever start tweeting like these political scientists

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[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Straightforward from here:
1) Kamala to Supreme Court
2) Appoint Putin as Vice President, averting war
3) Impeach Putin as Vice President, averting having Putin as Vice President
4) Replace Putin with an NFT of FDR
5) Inflation solved

— Yair Rosenberg (@Yair_Rosenberg) January 26, 2022

https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/1486431065153708042

Dream a little bigger!

Boston Herald: Kamala Harris to Supreme Court would open the VP door for Hillary Clinton.https://t.co/68dKzpP7GX

via @GoogleNews

— Mary Marineau ?????PayPal.me/marymarineau (@MaryKatherine70) January 27, 2022

https://mobile.twitter.com/MaryKatherine70/status/1486841137721753604

You just know Hillary desperately wants back in. She is already warming up. That is why she recently brushed off and delivered her 2016 election night “victory” speech. She began saying, “I’m going to face one of my most public defeats head-on by sharing with you the speech I had hoped to deliver if I had won the 2016 election. “

All she has to do is change “defeat” into “victory” and rework the rest.

 

[Himu]

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZP_6t2lSDk/

[team filler]

I'd vote for hilldawg tbh 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Lol

[Nintex]

Trump was/is/will be the 45th elected, 46th legitimate, 47th reinstated, 48th elected https://t.co/p6j6HLu6Sj

— Wendy Rogers (@WendyRogersAZ) January 26, 2022

https://twitter.com/WendyRogersAZ/status/1486356895359291400

[Himu]

My argument the last two months. Liberalism. SMH. It's never enough. More more more!

They regulate thought

They regulate speech.

They regulate culture to represent a monoculture.

They regulate every single rule in society. Enough can push you to the right because it's enoigh to make you go,"maybe the right has a point?"  But nope. More shame. More finger pointing. SMH. It gets to a point where you only care about them losing.

[benjipwns]

Avenatti: Didn't you tell the New York Times that watching me work was like watching the Sistine Chapel painted?
Stormy Daniels: That's that you told me to say.

— Inner City Press (@innercitypress) January 28, 2022

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1487113146137563136

[Nintex]

NEW: Border Patrol agents in Laredo got into a heated exchange with BP Chief Raul Ortiz during DHS Secretary Mayorkas� visit today.

�For evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. Good men are doing nothing. You�re allowing illegal aliens to be dropped off in communities!� pic.twitter.com/XbVUoVLxH7

— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) January 29, 2022

https://twitter.com/BillFOXLA/status/1487291387880038401

 

"Why are so many people dying boss"

"I umm well... errmm"

[Tripon]

Nintex posting Bill Mulgien. 

[Himu]

Yikes

2022 Generic Congressional Ballot:

538 Average:
Republicans 44.2% (+2.0)
Democrats 42.2%
.
RCP Average:
Republicans 47.1% (+4.1)
Democrats 43.0%

— Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) January 31, 2022

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1487980283404107778

[D3RANG3D]

[benjipwns]

lmao this guy

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https://twitter.com/walterolson/status/1487943802308509696

The answer is: The Twelfth Amendment and the Electoral Count Act of 1887 already make it entirely clear that the Vice President merely opens the envelopes. But sometimes we want to make laws even clearer so that even semiliterate psychopaths have a chance at understanding them. https://t.co/MZojqccN5G

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) January 31, 2022

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1487939911714230276

[benjipwns]

Wacky Susan Collins says maybe she'll support Trump after all though:

Asked why she can�t rule out supporting former Pres. Trump in 2024, GOP Sen. Susan Collins tells @GStephanopoulos that �it's not likely given the many other qualified candidates that we have that have expressed interest in running.� https://t.co/ljjCWevQ5o pic.twitter.com/3iFANFIYgD

— This Week (@ThisWeekABC) January 30, 2022

https://twitter.com/ThisWeekABC/status/1487810491514863626

[benjipwns]

KWEEN

[Nintex]

Does "Wacky" Susan support Trump running a tank through NATO HQ as the next publicity stunt? 

NEW: In Houston on Saturday, Donald Trump envisioned a tank attack collapsing the NATO headquarters in one shot. pic.twitter.com/SQoJnMmcka

— Lauren Windsor (@lawindsor) January 31, 2022

https://twitter.com/lawindsor/status/1488258717292404744

Section 5, whatever

[benjipwns]

New: Trump ally and RNC member David Bossie is pushing the Republican Party to formally rebuke and evict Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger at the party's annual meeting this week. He has submitted a resolution that could lead to an interesting vote/showdown. https://t.co/G3PYdcayx1

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) January 31, 2022

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1488280396949114883

death to traitors

[chronovore]

pic.twitter.com/2tasDQZVHp

— Conservative L�s (@ConsPostingLs) January 31, 2022

http://twitter.com/ConsPostingLs/status/1488272550023073798

[benjipwns]

Newspaper that called Larry Elder �the Black face of white supremacy� last August now complains that �The vitriol in politics is driving good people out of public service� pic.twitter.com/rJS5bWuR8T

— Michael Shellenberger (@shellenberger) January 31, 2022

https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1488011639710306308

 

[benjipwns]

stost undermines the revolution in California:

SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- A bill that would have created the nation's only government-funded universal health care system died in the California Assembly on Monday as Democrats could not gather enough support to bring it for a vote ahead of a legislative deadline.

The bill had to pass by midnight on Monday to have a chance at becoming law this year. Democrats needed 41 votes for that to happen, a threshold that did not seem impossible given that they control 56 of the 80 seats in the state Assembly and universal health care has long been a priority for the party.

But intense lobbying from business groups put pressure on more moderate Democrats, who face tough reelection campaigns this year in newly-redrawn districts. Plus, Democrats were missing four lawmakers from their caucus — including three of their more liberal members — who had resigned recently to take other jobs.

“Especially with four democratic vacancies in the Assembly, the votes were not there today, but we will not give up,” Assemblymember Ash Kalra, a Democrat from San Jose and the bill's author, said in a news release.

Kalra's decision not to bring the bill up for a vote incensed his allies in the California Nurses Association, who have been pushing for this bill for years — including campaigning heavily for Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom's 2018 election. While Kalra had authored the bill and gotten it out of two legislative committees to reach the Assembly floor, the Nurses Association said in a statement they were “outraged that Kalra chose to just give up on patients across the state.”

[Potato]

Imagine what kind of country you are when the moderates in the left leaning party which has a huge majority in the house in one of the most left leaning and richest states cannot pass a bill to give its people universal health care...
 

[chronovore]

[D3RANG3D]

[benjipwns]

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https://twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/1488878455387312133

[benjipwns]

A new string of lies in this new Trump statement, but notably he says he wants *Pence* investigated for refusing to stop Biden�s election. pic.twitter.com/pzgpvsdEnG

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) February 1, 2022

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1488509030062559232

death to traitors i said

[benjipwns]

New: Emails show how Gov. Ron DeSantis' administration worked to carve Disney out of the governor's "crack down" on tech censorship: https://t.co/LqTXurw9Ev

— Jason Garcia (@Jason_Garcia) February 1, 2022

https://twitter.com/Jason_Garcia/status/1488515638859644931

thank you governor

[Nintex]

Jeff Zucker resigned from CNN because of some connection with Cuomo

To summarize:

Jeff Zucker says he resigned from CNN because of his relationship with Allison Gollust, a former Andrew Cuomo adviser, came up during an investigation into Chris Cuomo, who advised Andrew Cuomo as he faced a sexual misconduct investigation https://t.co/8u55qa1YVz

— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) February 2, 2022

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1488908201449996288

Zucker�s relationship with Gollust went on for years, and what he did to keep her near him (as he kept advancing her up the line) will be even more stunning to the CNN news room. https://t.co/STe578EX3W

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) February 2, 2022

https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1488913407751376912

[benjipwns]

It�s brain worm season. pic.twitter.com/tiCzVM6Moc

— David Weigel (@daveweigel) February 2, 2022

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1488665043189313542

 

edit: lmao those aren't even the best comments on there, AOC is apparently a white adjacent MAGA fauxgressive who supports White Power and like Tulsi Gabbard has always been anti-Black

Rep. @AOC (D-NY) on Biden's commitment to nominating the first Black woman to the Supreme Court:

�Identity is just the starting step ... what is going to be that nominee�s worldview?� pic.twitter.com/AmXOws3JUi

— The Recount (@therecount) January 31, 2022

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1488210519437758464

[benjipwns]

Cancel vacation. Vote on weekends. Vote for hours. Vote last minute. Call votes when Senators are courting billionaires at fundraisers. They may get apoplectic, but it�s nothing compared to the people they�re forcing to sleep without heat in winter, or losing the right to vote.

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 2, 2022

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1488936184487231493

Yeah it�s bad ? https://t.co/XF7W0K72FB

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 2, 2022

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1488931717033467911

[benjipwns]

Jeff Zucker resigned from CNN because of some connection with Cuomo

Potentially important: I�m told CNN received a litigation hold letter recently from Chris Cuomo lawyers, demanding, among other things, preservation of all communications between Zucker, comms chief Allison Gollust, and Andrew Cuomo.

— Matthew Belloni (@MattBelloni) February 2, 2022

https://twitter.com/MattBelloni/status/1488928088847093763

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https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/1488909167737856005

August 25, 2015 chyrons on CNN and MSNBC: �TRUMP: I LOVE THE BIBLE�

Both networks covered that Trump speech from 7pm to 8pm without all (maybe any) of the regular commercial breaks.https://t.co/PXsy2pX1Z5 pic.twitter.com/9Ex3C9a7Ry

— John McCormack (@McCormackJohn) February 2, 2022

https://twitter.com/McCormackJohn/status/1488923044261289984

[benjipwns]

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https://twitter.com/ZacBissonnette/status/1488982541155581957

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Hahahahahahaha

You hacks pic.twitter.com/A4zLsanC9a

— Sunny (@sunnyright) February 2, 2022

https://twitter.com/sunnyright/status/1488941074638856192

[close]

[Nintex]

Covering Trump speeches is one thing, I remember them broadcasting Trump's plane sitting on the runway, an empty rally podium or just images of Trump tower with the chryon: "Waiting for Trump"
CNN and MSNBC were so fixated on Trump coverage that Fox News and other conservatives openly wondered if he was in fact working for the Democrats to disrupt the GOP primary.

[benjipwns]

The hot dog guy meme was 2015-16 in media: