Author Topic: movies so bad they're awesome: Ninja Squad (Read 3325 times)

Himu · « **on:** July 30, 2006, 10:46:16 PM »

Go see Ninja Squad! This movie is awesome.

My friends and I got drunk the other night watching this classic. What's so great about Ninja Squad? For one it has NINJAS. WITH GUNS! It also has romance, violence, and even more ninjas! It's the ultimate package of awesome.

Things that are great about Ninja Squad:

1. The ninjas proclaim themselves as ninjas on their bandannas. Nin....ja.

2. There is like a 30 minute gun battle at the end and it's nothing but ninja kick ass awesomeness!

3. When the ninjas lose their swords they can grow another back out of thin air!

4. Ninjas!

5. At one point in the movie a girl is held captive and she screams something like,"Where am I?!" and the word BASEMENT is plastered on the door.

Watch these videos if you don't believe me! The most awesome movie I've seen since Street Fighter the movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jW_WSh9Y0&search=ninja%20squad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIMh2wwrlsk&search=ninja%20squad spoilers of the ending!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:46:50 PM »

First person that says House of the Dead is BANNED

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:52:07 PM »

Haven't seen it myself!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:53:20 PM »

You said it Willco, see ya later!

Him: and no, I dont remember shitabout X4 sorry

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:55:57 PM »

Sister Street Fighter. It's from the 1970's and I think most of the story for the Street Fighter videogames comes from it because of how all the characters look and that they have the same names and weapons (Vega) but the story is like an extreme form of the games and it's so awesome. It's cheesy but one of my favorite movies.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:57:08 PM »

If you guys are gonna recommend shit post some links to go on so we can hunt it down.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:05:23 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 30, 2006, 10:53:20 PM

Him: and no, I dont remember shitabout X4 sorry

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:54:27 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 30, 2006, 10:57:08 PM

If you guys are gonna recommend shit post some links to go on so we can hunt it down.

I just saw this on TV. Are we allowed to post scans and other copyrighted stuff?

Nick · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:05:33 AM »

Quote from: Willco on July 30, 2006, 10:46:50 PM

First person that says House of the Dead is BANNED

Dawn of the Dead.

Error Macro · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:11:15 AM »

If there ever was a movie so bad that it's awesome, it has to be The Barbarians.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:15:00 AM »

Quote from: Error Macro on July 31, 2006, 05:11:15 AM

If there ever was a movie so bad that it's awesome, it has to be The Barbarians.

Quote

The young orphans Kutchek and Gore have been adopted by a tribe of clowns, jugglers, and entertainers...

That's too obvious. You know it'll be bad.

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:23:33 AM »

Awesome but corny action movie.

/thread

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2006, 02:55:39 PM »

Demolition Man wasn't funny though

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2006, 08:20:39 PM »

Bump!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2006, 08:24:51 PM »

Street Fighter is a good movie imo. Cracks me up

Bloodsport FTW

Vizzys · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2006, 08:31:12 PM »

Stupid on purpose. But awesome.

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2006, 09:03:14 PM »

Error Macro · « **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2006, 09:16:03 PM »

Hate, hate, HATED it when I first saw it.

Then when I overcame my anger and settled down (which took about a week or two), I went back and tried to like it for what it was: a movie so horrendously bad, that it was entertaining. Well, it worked. The terrible dialogue, the garish colors, the twenty different costumes for each character, bad casting, interestingly crap set pieces... I EAT IT UP LIKE CANDY NOW

I think part of my massive disappointment was due to me having not seen Batman Forever prior to B&R. The trailers were enough to turn me off of Forever, and I was still sore that Burton was excised from the project. The only thing Joel Schumacher was involved with that I had seen prior was Falling Down. What a contrast.

heavy liquid · « **Reply #18 on:** August 01, 2006, 10:27:09 PM »

Man, there's a bunch of 80's movies that are big guilty pleasures for me. Most are cult classics, like Better Off Dead while others like Adventures in Babysitting made some cash. "Don't fuck with the babysitter!"

Error Macro · « **Reply #19 on:** August 01, 2006, 10:42:24 PM »

Quote from: heavy liquid on August 01, 2006, 10:27:09 PM

Man, there's a bunch of 80's movies that are big guilty pleasures for me.

Yes, like:

heavy liquid · « **Reply #20 on:** August 01, 2006, 10:53:30 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on August 01, 2006, 10:42:24 PM

Quote from: heavy liquid on August 01, 2006, 10:27:09 PM
Man, there's a bunch of 80's movies that are big guilty pleasures for me.

Yes, like:

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haha, yeah. And don't forget stuff like:

and

Eminem · « **Reply #21 on:** August 01, 2006, 11:44:17 PM »

Oxymorons aside, the best worst movie ever:

heavy liquid · « **Reply #22 on:** August 01, 2006, 11:49:45 PM »

Quote from: Eminem on August 01, 2006, 11:44:17 PM

Oxymorons aside, the best worst movie ever:

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I always get Road House and Next of Kin mixed up. I guess because they both came out in the same year. But because of that, the movies have always gone hand in hand for me.

Fun fact: I remember being in Chicago when they were filming a fight scene for the movie. Didn't see Swayze or anyone else famous, though.

Error Macro · « **Reply #23 on:** August 01, 2006, 11:52:50 PM »

Ahh, The Stuff. And Krull. I haven't seen those in years, but from what I can remember, they were highly enjoyable.

Here's a good/bad I just watched last night:

Eminem · « **Reply #24 on:** August 02, 2006, 01:25:05 AM »

Quote from: heavy liquid on August 01, 2006, 11:49:45 PM

Quote from: Eminem on August 01, 2006, 11:44:17 PM
Oxymorons aside, the best worst movie ever:

(Image removed from quote.)

I always get Road House and Next of Kin mixed up. I guess because they both came out in the same year. But because of that, the movies have always gone hand in hand for me.

Fun fact: I remember being in Chicago when they were filming a fight scene for the movie. Didn't see Swayze or anyone else famous, though.

(Image removed from quote.)

Well Next of Kin fits into this same category. I always love the scene where their wives are making them sandwhiches and shit to go and fight. But Next of Kin didn't have a badass monster truck like Roadhouse!

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:41:08 PM »

Bump!

Solo · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:59:48 PM »

One of my most hated cliches. There is not a level of shittiness upon where the film's quality becomes inverse to it's shittiness, people.

SO BAD ITS BAD

Tauntaun · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:59:59 PM »

One of the most awful movies ever! Nothing like giant sperm like organisms entering peoples bodies and turning them into demons.

Vizzys · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2007, 03:23:25 PM »

This thread has reminded me of just how much I rock.

Demolition Man

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** February 05, 2007, 03:25:50 PM »

Quote from: Viz on February 05, 2007, 03:23:25 PM

This thread has reminded me of just how much I rock.

Demolition Man

So are you so bad you're awesome?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** February 05, 2007, 03:36:54 PM »

Himuro should be plutoed for bumping his own old thread.

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** February 05, 2007, 03:46:53 PM »

Texas Chainsaw Massacre II

And Willco, House of the Dead was so bad that it was just bad. Not awesome bad. Just fucking atrocious.

Error Macro · « **Reply #32 on:** February 05, 2007, 04:26:55 PM »

Except that after watching it a couple of times in the same number of days, I don't think it's actually that bad.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #33 on:** February 05, 2007, 04:29:21 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on February 05, 2007, 04:26:55 PM

Except that after watching it a couple of times in the same number of days, I don't think it's actually that bad.

You know the saying if you're told a lie often enough you'll eventually start to believe it?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #34 on:** February 05, 2007, 04:36:31 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 05, 2007, 03:46:53 PM

Texas Chainsaw Massacre II

And Willco, House of the Dead was so bad that it was just bad. Not awesome bad. Just fucking atrocious.

qft

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Author Topic: movies so bad they're awesome: Ninja Squad (Read 3325 times)

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