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Kurt Russell

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Euro twenty twenty one ish
« on: June 11, 2021, 04:34:50 AM »
Congratulations Italy.  You-a-won-a-da-cup.







Sunday 11 July | 8.00PM (BST) | Wembley Stadium



Semi Finals

Spain vs Italy

Denmark vs England



Quarter Finals

Belgium vs Italy, Munich

Spain vs Switzerland, Saint Petersburg

Ingerlaaaaaand vs Russia Kong Jr, Rome

Czech Republic vs Denmark, Baku



Round of 16 Fixtures

Saturday June 26

Wales vs Denmark, Amsterdam

Italy vs Austria, Wembley

Sunday June 27

Netherlands vs Czech Republic, Budapest

Belgium vs Portugal, Seville

Monday June 28

Croatia vs Spain, Copenhagen

France vs Switzerland, Bucharest

Tuesday June 29

England vs Wolfenstein United, Wembley

Sweden vs Ukraine, Glasgow





It's time.

There's no way on earth I'm going to keep this post updated with all the eliminations and knockout stage results, I just wanted a containment thread to enjoy the spergers getting salty about England's domination.

Ones to Watch

France are favourites but will probably surrender again
Germany.... lol
Portugal have a sexy team, but little to no strength in depth and are in the group of death (see below)
Spain are dark horses, particularly if/when they enter the knockout stages due to their defensive strengths and the unplayable Adama

Nothing especially exciting in the group stages, apart from Group F: The Group of Death (tm). Easily the most talked about qualifying group and potentially, at least one of the big boys could be going out at this stage, particularly as Hungary are a much better team than people expect and are playing some matches at home.
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Pissy F Benny

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2021, 05:04:00 AM »
France look like they're primed for one their enter as favourites, everyone falls out and it ends in tears with this Giroud Mbappe beef :heh

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still fancy them to win it tho
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Belgium are def one to watch because this is probably their last chance at winning something with the current group, but their first choice defence are ancient
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Mr Gilhaney

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2021, 05:42:45 AM »
The real dark horse is Italy. Exciting team, good chances of winning it I think. Sadly for them, Jonas Wind will lift the trophy

Don Rumata

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2021, 06:55:02 AM »
I haven't followed soccer since the last World Cup, i have no idea where we're even at, but i'll probably follow this one, because i miss those vibes a bit.

samir

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2021, 07:06:19 AM »
Italy
Switzerland

Belgium
Russia

Netherlands
Austria

Croatia
Englang

Spain
Poland

France
Portugal

 8)

Mr Gilhaney

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2021, 08:20:30 AM »
Italy
Switzerland

Belgium
Russia

Netherlands
Austria

Croatia
Englang

Spain
Poland

France
Portugal

 8)

third place also goes through most of the groups, so something like the group of death is just the group of ZzZz

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also denmark > ruski  :-\
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NekoFever

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2021, 08:40:58 AM »
So basically whoever survives Group F is probably going to win, unless it's Portugal and some of their first-choice players get knackered.

I am looking forward to seeing England vs Scotland, though. It's been a while.

Nintex

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2021, 09:17:15 AM »
Germany probably has this in the bag. They aren't holding back.


The Netherlands is lucky to beat Ukraine  :dead
We've seldom had such an easy group, but also rarely such a shitty team and coach.
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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2021, 01:03:19 PM »
North Macedonia in the final you heard it here first
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Propagandhim

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2021, 03:47:38 PM »
3rd handball in the box from Turkey.  Dutch referee.   :derp

Don Rumata

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2021, 04:14:19 PM »
3rd handball in the box from Turkey.  Dutch referee.   :derp
Own goal also bounced off his hand.  :lol
Karma.  :doge

HardcoreRetro

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2021, 01:08:37 PM »
Damn...


Mr Gilhaney

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2021, 01:14:25 PM »
defibs out and shit for like 15 min, doesnt look too good. of course players like muamba were gone for over an hour and pulled through anyway, and Denmarks best hospital is literally 2 min away from Parken. So he won't get much better chances at surviving than this.

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2021, 01:17:11 PM »

Potato

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2021, 06:09:16 PM »
Glad to hear Eriksen is awake and seems ok.

I'd like to see Belgium win, mainly because Greece didn't qualify and I always want to see a new winner at every major tournament.
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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2021, 06:09:36 AM »
Anyone playing the fantasy football in the Euro2020 app?
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Mr Gilhaney

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2021, 06:14:53 AM »
nah fucking hate  fantasy football. doing some prediction league instead

Nintex

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2021, 05:04:08 PM »
DUMFRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2021, 05:05:56 PM »
I feel the match wasn't really anything to be proud of. Some shitty football.

Nintex

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« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2021, 05:10:36 PM »
I was recovering from the Square Enix E3 thing so I might be biased  :lol
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Pissy F Benny

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #20 on: June 13, 2021, 05:14:45 PM »
was a fun watch
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Potato

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2021, 06:03:26 PM »
Dutchies are fun to follow for the inevitable glorious failure.
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Nintex

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2021, 06:14:05 PM »
We scratched by against Ukraine, it's going to be an interesting tourney for sure.

But we finally seem to have players who have the stamina to make it to the finals.
Opposed to high quality players that only make it through the first half of matches.
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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2021, 01:43:17 PM »
OOF Portugal's goal

Potato

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2021, 02:58:24 PM »
Anyone watching Germany v France?

I'm going for a surprise result, Germany 2-1.
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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2021, 03:15:20 PM »

Potato

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2021, 03:20:36 PM »
Lol. 0-1. Germany are fucked.

They need a decent striker. Can't get the ball in the box.

France going to steamroll this 3-0
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Pissy F Benny

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2021, 03:22:52 PM »
looks like the jerries made the right call recalling hummels :wow
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Pissy F Benny

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2021, 03:25:56 PM »
tbf the frogs should be ashamed for bringing back a paedophile and blackmailer :trump
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Potato

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2021, 03:28:48 PM »
How are Germany supposed to win with a West Brom reject as their striker?
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Raist

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2021, 04:03:59 PM »
Is that guy a BDSM meme or something?


Potato

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2021, 04:16:20 PM »
How the fuck is Gnabry a Champions League winner?
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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2021, 05:00:36 PM »
That own goal was bad.  Both France's offside goals were really nice. 

Is that guy a BDSM meme or something?

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Sometimes a guy just has to nibble an opponent's back.  It's all sport.

Mr Gilhaney

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2021, 08:00:20 PM »
How the fuck is Gnabry a Champions League winner?

Gnabri is alright. If you think that's bad, remember that Djimi Traore won it.

Ryan Bertrand also made his CL debut in the finale against Bayern that Chelsea won... and fucking Anderson, Harry Kewell, Moreno and Lovren.

Potato

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« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2021, 11:37:49 PM »
Hey, Harry was fucking brilliant. It was just Liverpool that made him suck.
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Mr Gilhaney

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2021, 07:35:37 AM »
well that and liver disease. which i am sure he got from eating rats in liverpool

Pissy F Benny

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« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2021, 09:17:06 AM »
:whew
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Don Rumata

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2021, 03:44:28 PM »
Fuck VAR.

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2021, 03:50:35 PM »
Did one of the Swiss dudes take a leak while he was getting up after a tackle?

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« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2021, 03:58:35 PM »
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Propagandhim

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« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2021, 04:10:42 PM »
Making some easy swiss cheese

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« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2021, 01:30:35 PM »
Denmark :(

Pissy F Benny

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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2021, 01:55:59 PM »
eh they'll probably be somewhat happy with a close loss to Belgium, beat russia by a decent score (fairly reasonable prospect) and they could get into the next round
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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2021, 04:23:35 PM »
Dutchies are a bit...meh.

They seem disinterested.
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« Reply #45 on: June 17, 2021, 04:58:14 PM »
Fuck yeah 2 - 0 :hyper

Dumfries :bow
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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #46 on: June 17, 2021, 05:05:40 PM »
Need to get better if they are going to go past quarter finals
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Re: Euro twenty twenty one ish
« Reply #48 on: June 18, 2021, 09:21:41 AM »
Missed opportunity by the Met to make a few hundred grand  :'(



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« Reply #49 on: June 18, 2021, 10:06:17 AM »
There’s no way any of them have got 6 grand in the bank.

This is them trying tae to dodge the fair on the train down to London

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Don Rumata

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« Reply #50 on: June 18, 2021, 10:56:39 AM »
Dutchies are a bit...meh.

They seem disinterested.

They need that payout for motivation.  ;)

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« Reply #51 on: June 18, 2021, 11:09:34 AM »
Need to get better if they are going to go past quarter finals
Everyone is quite surprised how well they are doing. It's also a much different team than we usually have.
Most of the players are less experienced but more down to earth and far less arrogant than our previous 'A team' with the likes of van Persie and Robben.
There was often infighting about who was selected to play and some held back because they get paid far less for these matches than at their usual clubs.

There's a lot of potential in this team and because the defense is solid the strikes can afford some mistakes but so far they had to rely on lucky breaks to win. (penalty against Austria, suspended Austrian)

Would be quite something if we win because of that.  :doge
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« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2021, 11:27:53 AM »
I have a soft spot for Wijnaldum because of the Newcastle link. Otherwise  :trumps
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« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2021, 12:02:08 PM »
It's funny the old guard like van Basten comment in the press: "He needs to get his head straight and learn how to defend!"

And then the new players respond like "Senpai noticed me" :uguu "Thank you legend" :rejoice

Depay is literally praying to some football god every time he scores that one time he hit a penalty
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« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2021, 04:37:06 PM »
If Scotland loses it’ll be because of England

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« Reply #55 on: June 18, 2021, 04:49:47 PM »
Scotland the Brave. England are shite.
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« Reply #56 on: June 18, 2021, 05:00:46 PM »
Those ITV tears are hilarious

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« Reply #57 on: June 18, 2021, 05:03:10 PM »
What was that...

Snoopycat_

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« Reply #58 on: June 18, 2021, 05:07:04 PM »
A magnificent Scottish victory

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« Reply #59 on: June 18, 2021, 05:08:03 PM »