My favourite thing about Pachter's show was how easy he was to piss off. Him bragging about his car was literally in response to people making fun of his distinguished mentally-challenged predictions.
"Good to have you Michael"
"Hello fellow Babies"
"You keep saying that..."
"Yeah, that's just a thing I say"
"So today's topic, Square Enix. They've made some interesting moves making Final Fantasies and other big games. When they got Tomb Raider that was a pretty big deal. Are you excited Michael?"
"Well Geoff, to tell you the truth in 2 years Ubisoft will buy Square Enix and Final Fantasy will have a tough time to compete with Dragon Quest"
"Dragon Quest is also from Square Enix Motherfucker, fuck shit piss fuck"
"All right folks, look like David Jaffe has something to say about Square Enix"
"We worked with them when I was at Sony and we did God of War and they were still doing this turned based shit and my games were actually good and they just kept releasing outdated trash, no offense Michael"
"Yeah I think Japan is over Geoff, Jaffe is right. If you look at Dragon Quest like that only did 10 million units on Nintendo DS, Call of Duty does like 50 million units a day, they just can't keep up. So I'm saying Ubisoft buys them they update the gameplay to be more like Prince of Persia"
"You mean Assassins Creed?"
"Yeah that one with the swords on the Xbox"
"I don't think that's going to happen Michael but we'll see"
The midget with the squeeky voice (I forgot his name): "WELL YEAH I THINK SONY IS GOING TO BUY SQUARE NEXT THEY HAVE ALL THE MONEY AND GAMES ON PLAYSTATION YOU HAVE THIS REALLY EXCITING GAME IT'S CALLED FINAL FANTASY IT'S A REAL SYSTEM SELLER ON PLAYSTATION I'M JUST SUPER HAPPY WITH WHAT SONY IS DOING ON PLAYSTATION"
"But Xbox is pretty cool too right?"
"Yeah I love Fucking HALO man, I mean HALO that's like not as good as God of War but pretty good"
The midget with the squeeky voice (I forgot his name): "YEAH BUT HALO LIKE DID YOU PLAY KILLZONE SONY HAS KILLZONE LIKE THAT'S THE NEW HALO NOW"
"You know, maybe Final Fantasy should be more like HALO. Add some guns and it would sell more than 5 copies"
*all laugh*
"All Right folks, times up. that was another exciting episode of the Bonus Round, your expert industry analysis with me Geoff Keighly, Michael Pachter always a pleasure!"