No gene editing until trans liberation
Chemist #1 at the Howard Hughes Institute: "Guys, we have bad news. Bad news"
Chemist #2: "What is it? Did Harvard cut funding?"
Chemist #1: Worse, I have the fellas at John Hopkins on the phone and they're telling me Jessi77 is going to put a wrench in all the gene work. Every lab. Every country. It has to be stopped. Call up CRISPR Osaka and tell them we need to scrap the whole project."
Chemist #2: Jessi77?
Chemist #1: Yes! Jessi77. You know, the part-time janitor that works at Shoprite in Paterson, NJ! The prominent member of Resetera...?
*knocks on Chemist #2's head* Hellooooo anyone in there??? We're turbofucked! Shut it all down!!