Other Forums Containment Thread

[Transhuman]

What if the masseur is incredibly beautiful.

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[Cheststrongwell]

I'm all boned up just thinking about remedial massages.

[Lonewulfeus]

can't wait for shosti and jack to start posting again. maybe even get a new alt 

What happened to Momo?

Just read that Himuro thread, so was it them on era or are they copy pasting that OP and pretending to be them?  Whoever is in that pic looks like a complete tosser either way.

Got a link?

[benjipwns]

Momo swore off forums I believe, he is on the Discord sometimes

Yeah, that is Himuro, Space Lion on ResetERA.com was them. The picture in the OP is some bartender in NYC I believe.

[Nintex]

Good morn...

I tried to cover my very visible bulge, but I didn’t want it to appear as I was trying play with myself. I had a full erection for the next 30 minutes of the massage.

I apologized to the massage therapist after the session and she replied “for what?”

[Pissy F Benny]

What if the masseur is incredibly beautiful.

what if its a dude?

[Snoopycat_]

What if it was his mum?

[samir]

Do the modbros give each other massages?

[Don Rumata]

Good morn...

I tried to cover my very visible bulge, but I didn’t want it to appear as I was trying play with myself. I had a full erection for the next 30 minutes of the massage.

I apologized to the massage therapist after the session and she replied “for what?”

Full boner and she didn't even notice?
Micropenis gang... rise up (as far as you're able)!

[Pissy F Benny]

being fair i imagine you get used to seeing boners pop up in that line of work

[Uncle]

imagine being so bad at receiving massages that they have to place you in the remedial massage room 

[remy]

Good morn...

I tried to cover my very visible bulge, but I didn’t want it to appear as I was trying play with myself. I had a full erection for the next 30 minutes of the massage.

I apologized to the massage therapist after the session and she replied “for what?”

I don't get what he means by trying to cover it?  was my man holding his dick during the massage?

[Snoopycat_]

Why do these people always act like they're experts on everything under the sun  -

First of all, the diver has training and has been doing this for over 20 years.

I'm pretty sure sharks can experience pleasure from contact with their skin with certain kinds of pressure. Their physiology isn't completely alien to ours.

I disagree with the guy saying they're sentient, and I don't know if getting that contact is part of their lives. This shark has remembered this guy for 20 years. Clearly she is fairly intelligent. They have a powerful sense of smell, so she can probably smell him even through his suit and recognizes him that way.

I remember being amazed watching octopi at the Seattle aquarium. The way they move is so different from anything land animals can do. They're so elegant. They are also very intelligent creatures and scientists are finding out that their brains are more similar to ours than was previously believed.

Divers befriending sea creatures is fine. They aren't just anyone, they've undergone training to even be able to operate in that environment.

[Transhuman]

Yeah, they're octopodes not octopi.

[Jansen]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/had-my-first-massage-by-a-massage-therapist-and-well%E2%80%A6.492984/page-3#post-74303484

I'm guessing the talk about boners made the female character designs thread members very uncomfortable

[Joe Molotov]

Boner thread locked after 3 pages by the fascist mods.

[Boredfrom]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lebron-james-confirmed-he-is-fully-vaccinated.492816/page-6#post-74308020

And Black people in America need to do a bit more due diligence than others. Black people in America get to be a little bit more suspect than other people. A Black person being hesitant isn't the same as the horse paste drinking motherfuckers that say they're doing their own research.

And he got the vaccine. So who gives a fuck? Why is it off-putting when he did what he needed to and said it out loud?

Poor Lebron James, multimillionaire athlete that likes to be poster of various social issues.

. ERA: hey why are black people so hesitant to get the vaccine, including rich black celebs with money?

Black ERA: *explanations spanning centuries of medical trauma and racism that exists even today (including the lack of medical resources and proper health care over a LARGE period of time) supplemented with lots of conditioning to avoid hospitals all together*

ERA: wow, this is fucking awful, hopefully they can use the resources provided to them to see that it is safe and make the right choice eventually.

LeBron James: i got the vaccine after doing my research

ERA: Lol leFUCkTaRd tHinKs heS a scIeNtist NoW doING "reSeaRcH" oN vaCcInEs aFtEr FaUcI gAvE hiS wOrD. wHaT reSeArCh nEeDs tO bE dOnE FUCKING mOrOn. WHy evEn bE skEpTiCal? hE iS oNly DoiNG iT tO pLaY bASKEtbalL He DoEsNt cArE aBoUt HiS fRieNds Or FaMilY.

He is a fucking rich college educated athlete.

[benjipwns]

LeBron never went to college.

[Boredfrom]

LeBron never went to college.

 

Well, carry on.

[clothedmacuser]

 

They can't even have a thread about LeBron with out it he locked. 

Just ban all thread making privileges except for ComicBoy-Man Slayven.

[HaughtyFrank]

Black ERA: *explanations spanning centuries of medical trauma and racism that exists even today (including the lack of medical resources and proper health care over a LARGE period of time) supplemented with lots of conditioning to avoid hospitals all together*

Thing is that you don't seem to hear this argument from anyone not getting the vaccine. Instead it's about cousins and their swollen balls

[Propagandhim]

edit: lol who carez

[benjipwns]

Embarrassing thread, just to show that Era is racist as hell.

watch the staff not even ban anyone in the thread

[Joe Molotov]

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[demi]

Is it a conflict of interest to be like Blizzard bad, but thanks for the moneys or am I getting my wires crossed

[Hap Shaughnessy]

I don't understand why I'm supposed to care what a professional athlete thinks about anything outside of his sport.

[FunSlower]

there's a furry mod

is there also a scaley? 

been waiting on a buggie to out themselves still. probably never going to get that moment for my buggie brethren

[Joe Molotov]

there's a furry mod

is there also a scaley? 

been waiting on a buggie to out themselves still. probably never going to get that moment for my buggie brethren

There's one (or more?) moth vtubers; tbh I could probably be convinced. 

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[porkbun]

I don't understand why I'm supposed to care what a professional athlete thinks about anything outside of his sport.

I know for myself that I can't make a decision about vital societal issues unless a statement is made by a man who plays with balls for a living punctuates his pontifications with "know what I'm sayin" several dozen times in an interview.

[ZombieSupaStar]

I think I reached my limit when Dave mustaine weighed in on vaccines.

When I want advice on how to get fired from a band then I’ll call him or David Lee Roth.

[Uncle]

I don't understand why I'm supposed to care what a professional athlete thinks about anything outside of his sport.

you could say this about any profession, including pharmacists 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

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Is it a conflict of interest to be like Blizzard bad, but thanks for the moneys or am I getting my wires crossed

there's no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism, so you might as well watch snuff movies I am very smart
 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I don't understand why I'm supposed to care what a professional athlete thinks about anything outside of his sport.

Personally, I want to know what Ja Rule thinks

[D3RANG3D]

[benjipwns]

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Is it a conflict of interest to be like Blizzard bad, but thanks for the moneys or am I getting my wires crossed

no no not "Blizzard bad", it's "all game companies equally bad" so it's useless to do anything but enjoy consoom

[Joe Molotov]

If anything, you're at fault for mentioning it and signal boosting Blizzard.

[clothedmacuser]

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Is it a conflict of interest to be like Blizzard bad, but thanks for the moneys or am I getting my wires crossed

no no not "Blizzard bad", it's "all game companies equally bad" so it's useless to do anything but enjoy consoom

Make it ,"All video games are bad.  Some are just more bad than others."  They already hear a similar chant from the mod enough it should be easy to adapt.



I wish there were a less easy insult besides Animal Farm but it fits so perfectly.

[Potato]

News: White people are more vaccinated than black people.

Reeeeesetera: Fuck you yts for taking all the vaccines and not leaving any for the blacks

Black people: I ain't gettin' no vaccine...something, something balls swollen.

Reeeeesetera: Fuck you yts why don't you understand the centuries of medical oppression that leads to this hesitation?

Black people: *dies of COVID*

Reeeeesetera: 

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I wish there were a less easy insult besides Animal Farm but it fits so perfectly.

The original book was intended as a scathing satire of both stalinism and the well-meaning leftists that enabled it outside of russia by unquestioningly repeating his propaganda, which as you say nails a big chunk of era.

[Nintex]

I wish there were a less easy insult besides Animal Farm but it fits so perfectly.

The original book was intended as a scathing satire of both stalinism and the well-meaning leftists that enabled it outside of russia by unquestioningly repeating his propaganda, which as you say nails a big chunk of era.

It's quite amazing how those communist thugs still have a global influence and divide peaceful societies to this day.

[Taco Bell Tower]

Original post from a former mod:

If Dog the Fucking Bounty Hunter catches him, I will buy the one random user who quotes this a copy of Metroid Dread.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gabby-petito-missing-case-now-ruled-a-homicide-remains-found-in-wyoming-confirmed-as-hers.488941/page-32#post-74329203

EDIT: Time's up and you're right. Shouldn't be making dumb posts like this. I'll hold myself to it for the people that quoted me.

Lot of Nintendo peeps join in.  Mod steps in.

A woman was murdered, why the hell are people placing bets?

[Pissy F Benny]

lol @ high horsing in the murder porn thread

[Uncle]

they only have such sensitivity until it's revealed she was an anti-masker trump voter

[Pissy F Benny]

well we know how much the ree crew love grave dancing

[Taco Bell Tower]

Stepping in right here. Let's not do this betting stuff, OK? This is an ongoing murder investigation and making light of it is not cool. See that big purple box above the reply box? Listen to it.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/gabby-petito-missing-case-now-ruled-a-homicide-remains-found-in-wyoming-confirmed-as-hers.488941/page-34#post-74336223

Oh, the irony 

[james]

Yeah, they're octopodes not octopi.

Actually, that's outdated.

It's octopussies

[Lonewulfeus]

I love the smell of a man’s colon

Found TVC’s era account.

[clothedmacuser]

Wait till Era learns that Gabby Petito was an anti-masker/ vaxxer.

They will celebrate her death and call swamp boy a hero.

[ShutUp]

This talk of “black people doing research about the vaccine because of racism” do these idiots realize they have no clue if you are black or white when you go to get the shot? They aren’t seeing a black person sitting there and then secretly adding the secret racist sauce into the mix before it goes into your arm. It’s Pfizer, Moderna, etc. thats the shot. Everyone gets whatever is in those shots, regardless of skin color.

Cannot believe this actually needs to be explained to these paranoid idiots

[ShutUp]

The likes of Slayven really cannot handle journalists just endlessly bashing his Marvel movies and how this shit has ruined the blockbuster movie. Just compare some of the greats that came in the 70’s or 80’s, hell even somewhat into the 90’s, to what we have now. It is a damn shame when an expensive summer movie comes out now that is not Marvel, you have to treat it like the rare gem it is just because it is fairly likely to bomb because its not part of a 20+ movie universe.

[Straight Edge]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/are-there-any-actors-you-irrationally-just-dont-like.493488/page-2

If someone said Chadwick Boseman would they lock the thread and/or ban the poster?

[clothedmacuser]

I like that Slayven posted that article of the actor saying, "It's not that Marvel sucks.  It's that all movies suck.  They suck like all modern blockbusters." And somehow in his Excelsiorif-like blind spot mind he think that justifies a hobby(?) that consumes 80% of his life.

One day Slayven will read more than just the headline and we need to encourage him

[Tuckers Law]

I think we should focus on his fundamentals first, such as being able to read and write.

[joeboy101]

One day Slayven will read more and we need to encourage him

Fixed that for you.

[clothedmacuser]

One day Slayven will read more and we need to encourage him

Fixed that for you.

One day Slayven will read

[Uncle]

I like that Slayven posted that article of the actor saying, "It's not that Marvel sucks.  It's that all movies suck.  They suck like all modern blockbusters." And somehow in his Excelsiorif-like blind spot mind he think that justifies a hobby(?) that consumes 80% of his life.

One day Slayven will read more than just the headline and we need to encourage him

starting to despair we might never see that White Chicks reboot  :'(

[Boredfrom]

This is still complete bullshit, for one you don't know his life or medical history. 2, he had to start playing basketball before the vaccine was approved for use in general, let alone FDA approval and his basketball season ended only in June which by then, it still wasn't fully approved for use by the FDA until which didn't even happen until late Aug. And 3rd, you don't know when exactly between the time FDA approved it and his announcement of when he got himself and his family vaccinated.

It's perfectly fine for him to hesitant about it given the treatment of black people in this goddamn country as fucking walking lab rats... 

“He is waiting that the government agency approve the vaccine given that he is afraid the government is using black people as lab rats”.

Damn, knew there was strong anti-black sentiment on the site but this is wild.

I didn’t see you there defending the other black athletes that were shit on at RE. Maybe because Lebron is a special case or something.

[Uncle]

wait wait what the fuck 

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https://twitter.com/vivalakneegrows/status/1443415004988985344