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« Reply #15960 on: March 28, 2022, 05:41:13 AM »
I guess Smith's marriage is open to everything except jokes

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« Reply #15961 on: March 28, 2022, 05:44:41 AM »
Explain to me why this has anything to do with racism like I am five.
According to CNN Trump normalized this
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« Reply #15962 on: March 28, 2022, 05:45:26 AM »
Explain to me why this has anything to do with racism like I am five.

Does the story involve humans with skin? Then it's racism to RE an opportunity for RE to be racist.
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« Reply #15963 on: March 28, 2022, 05:55:47 AM »
Explain to me why this has anything to do with racism like I am five.
I think you have to have the mental capacity of a five year old to try to conflate this into racism
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« Reply #15964 on: March 28, 2022, 06:35:53 AM »
Explain to me why this has anything to do with racism like I am five.
Ya'll really don't see how? Yikes. Oof. The caucasity. 😬😬😬😬

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« Reply #15965 on: March 28, 2022, 06:36:20 AM »
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No he fucking doesn't. This completely disregards the fact that words can be fucking violence.
I find it fucking infuriating that we have to always emphasize this so much despite so many people here admitting to being bullied.
Narrator: Words can not in fact be violence.

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« Reply #15966 on: March 28, 2022, 06:48:22 AM »
Explain to me why this has anything to do with racism like I am five.
According to CNN Trump normalized this

Because he repeatedly went on TV with a shitty wig that everyone just had to make fun of?



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« Reply #15968 on: March 28, 2022, 07:48:07 AM »
Only era and twitter lames could take something as funny as will smith smacking chris rock at the oscars and turn it into lame culture war bullshit instead of posting memes and jokes :tocry
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« Reply #15969 on: March 28, 2022, 08:08:14 AM »
Transhuman: I know you would never make fun of a woman's hair loss issues but let's say you find yourself in this situation, you are hosting the oscars, William Smith has just slapped you and is yelling "keep my wife's name out yo mouth"

how do you recover and play this off?
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« Reply #15970 on: March 28, 2022, 08:14:42 AM »
Only era and twitter lames could take something as funny as will smith smacking chris rock at the oscars and turn it into lame culture war bullshit instead of posting memes and jokes :tocry
the tradcons types on twitter are spinning this as the oscars are spineless by not rescinding will smith's award.  everything is a culture war today. thanks social media.

also, will smith a lame. he's always been a lame.

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« Reply #15971 on: March 28, 2022, 08:16:30 AM »
Transhuman: I know you would never make fun of a woman's hair loss issues but let's say you find yourself in this situation, you are hosting the oscars, William Smith has just slapped you and is yelling "keep my wife's name out yo mouth"

how do you recover and play this off?

Double down. Tell her to keep my dick out of her mouth. But I didn't graduate from comedy university, I just took a couple of electives.

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« Reply #15973 on: March 28, 2022, 09:14:41 AM »
Deepwater in there making solid arguments that black men are uncontrollably violent. Sounds like my racist grandma.
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« Reply #15974 on: March 28, 2022, 09:14:54 AM »
Maybe if Chris Rock had gone to comedy school, this wouldn't have happened.
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« Reply #15975 on: March 28, 2022, 09:44:33 AM »
Ree posts a victim blog snitching on their dad, claiming he doesn’t care about them. Then goes on to describe how their dad has been contacting them, defending them, housing them and supporting them financially for years. Turns out none of that counts though because the heartless bastard doesn’t ask them about their video games

https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-your-parents-ask-or-care-about-your-interests.566967/#post-84327907

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« Reply #15976 on: March 28, 2022, 09:55:25 AM »
Transhuman: I know you would never make fun of a woman's hair loss issues but let's say you find yourself in this situation, you are hosting the oscars, William Smith has just slapped you and is yelling "keep my wife's name out yo mouth"

how do you recover and play this off?

I would have collapsed like a soccer player. Every second you wither in pain on the floor is $$$$$
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« Reply #15977 on: March 28, 2022, 09:55:51 AM »
I thought this was a lesbian joke and not a hair joke.

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« Reply #15978 on: March 28, 2022, 10:24:53 AM »
its fun to see how the best apparent counter to a very tame joke is to physically harm someone, instead of, ya know, thinking of a counter joke or a way to embarrass the other person back with wit and composure.
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« Reply #15979 on: March 28, 2022, 10:25:38 AM »
Ree posts a victim blog snitching on their dad, claiming he doesn’t care about them. Then goes on to describe how their dad has been contacting them, defending them, housing them and supporting them financially for years. Turns out none of that counts though because the heartless bastard doesn’t ask them about their video games

https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-your-parents-ask-or-care-about-your-interests.566967/#post-84327907

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« Reply #15980 on: March 28, 2022, 10:26:20 AM »
Big Willy should have actually tried to fuck him instead of bitch slapping him imo if he was gonna get physical.
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« Reply #15981 on: March 28, 2022, 10:32:46 AM »
Ree posts a victim blog snitching on their dad, claiming he doesn’t care about them. Then goes on to describe how their dad has been contacting them, defending them, housing them and supporting them financially for years. Turns out none of that counts though because the heartless bastard doesn’t ask them about their video games

https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-your-parents-ask-or-care-about-your-interests.566967/#post-84327907

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My parents and I don't speak anymore, but growing up there was a lot of tension between the things I liked and wanted to do and the things my parents wanted me to be doing. This was mostly caused by my father because I will focus on him.

When I was very young, my father and I were very affectionate and did a lot of things together. We'd ride bikes in the cemetery, we'd bring nets to a pond and catch frogs, he'd take me to a park to use a remote control car, and there were certain interests I had where I felt supported by him. I went through a kaiju phase where I really loved Godzilla and he would hunt down rare VHS tapes so I could watch Godzilla movies I'd never seen before. More from my mother than my father, but I also got artistic encouragement and they'd buy me art supplies when I asked for them. This period of time, which lasted until I was 7 or 8, was when I felt really supported by my mother and father.

I did have to do things I didn't like. I had to play little league baseball, I had to play soccer, but these were things a lot of 90s kids had to do and almost all of us disliked doing it. I didn't object to having to play on these teams because my whole team seemed to wish they didn't have to do it so I just understood that this was what sports were - an obligation we all had to do. But it was fine.

When I was 7, Pokémon happened. I loved Pokémon. Pokémon was unlike anything else I ever liked in that it overtook all my other interests and became the only thing I wanted to do. The games, the cards, occasionally the anime, the toys, etc. Pokémon was an irresistible joy that shaped me and my friend group so dramatically that it made my parents uncomfortable. They did not like Pokémon to begin with. They thought it was an alienating, expensive fad. They saw me as a victim of the phenomenon and did not want to support it, so for the first time I clashed with my parents over something I like. My time with Pokémon was restricted. My access to Pokémon was limited. I had to kind of enjoy it out of sight and not let them know how much I liked it. This was also the time my father and I stopped doing things together because I think he could tell all I wanted to do was talk about or play Pokémon.

In the next couple of years, I think it was 2000, my uncle gave me his Nintendo 64. This is something my parents were hugely against, but accepted bitterly. They did not like video games. They did not like me playing video games. They did not want video games in the house, but here they were. As goofy as it sounds, they did not want a "gamer child" and tried and failed to find a balance between allowing me to play video games with not actually wanting me to play them at all. This produced more tension and an uncomfortable environment where I'd spend a lot of my time playing video games in the basement with the sound off so my parents wouldn't hear me. I'd quickly change the channel or turn off the TV to hide what I was playing video games. Getting caught playing video games was always really embarrassing and to this day I still feel a lot of embarrassment over my interests and prefer to enjoy them privately.

As I got older and into my early teens my father tried to reconnect with me again by getting me involved in his interests. He wanted me to lift weights with him. He wanted to throw a football around. We tried these things and failed. It was work. There were fights. We both got nothing out of it. He'd try giving me CDs from bands he liked. He'd recommend movies to me. In retrospect I can see that he really was trying to find something to connect with me over, but they were all things that he already liked and did. His complete animosity towards my interests and my hobbies meant anything I liked was off limits and we failed to connect over his interests.

In 2001, the only thing I wanted for Christmas was a GameCube. I pleaded with my parents saying they didn't have to get me anything else except the GameCube, which they outright refused to do. Usually when I wanted something they weren't going to get me they'd say things like "maybe, we'll see" and I knew that was a no. But with the GameCube they just outright said no. They didn't want me to have a GameCube. But because I wanted it so much, I still held on to the thought maybe I'd get one. When Christmas came there was one big rectangular box under the tree, which they described as my "big present." It was not shaped like a GameCube box should be shaped, but I managed to convince myself it could be a GameCube. When I opened it there was a weight bench in side. I was devastated. I tried so hard not to be a crybaby and save face but boy did I hate opening that wrapping paper and seeing a weight bench underneath it.

When the weight bench was not the magic solution to the gap that had grown between my father and I, I think he stopped trying. I didn't care anymore either. We both cut our losses and stopped trying to share our interests and we kept our interests separate and private. When I look back as an adult, I think it's really sad and upsetting how powerful of a phobia my father had of the things I liked. He wanted me to like his things so bad, and just kinda kept waiting and thinking I'd come around eventually, but obviously it never did. My father and I had lots of problems far more severe than this, and we haven't spoken in years, so thinking back on this aspect of our relationship feels like the least important. But it's definitely symptomatic of a lot of our larger issues that also never got resolved. At this rate they never will.

Less than an hour after the OP is posted.

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #15982 on: March 28, 2022, 10:35:12 AM »
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Pissy F Benny

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« Reply #15983 on: March 28, 2022, 10:45:47 AM »
Big Willy should have actually tried to fuck him instead of bitch slapping him imo if he was gonna get physical.

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Propagandhim

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« Reply #15984 on: March 28, 2022, 11:16:46 AM »
its fun to see how the best apparent counter to a very tame joke is to physically harm someone, instead of, ya know, thinking of a counter joke or a way to embarrass the other person back with wit and composure.

You could do both, though.  It would have been cool if after he slapped Chris he said, "Welcome to urf!"

Pissy F Benny

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« Reply #15985 on: March 28, 2022, 11:25:28 AM »
I think we can all agree it would have been funniest if Chris beat the shit out him after the slap.
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« Reply #15986 on: March 28, 2022, 11:28:44 AM »
Maybe if Chris Rock had gone to comedy school, this wouldn't have happened.

Nah, you don’t learn about this in school.

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Yeah, Rock's joke was absolutely not okay. I've worked in stand-up comedy for a decade, and generally the ONLY time you pick on things someone can't help about themselves is either if A.) They're a monstrous person who has caused suffering, or B.) They're hecklers. Otherwise that stuff's generally off limits if you want the audience on your side and for your jokes to land properly. Making fun of someone's shaved head because they're suffering a medical issue that causes their hair to fall out? That gets you five across the face.

Will walking up to Chris had that Jojo dramatic walk energy to it too.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/2022-oscars-nominations.549922/page-56#post-84335777


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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #15988 on: March 28, 2022, 11:44:21 AM »
Transhuman: I know you would never make fun of a woman's hair loss issues but let's say you find yourself in this situation, you are hosting the oscars, William Smith has just slapped you and is yelling "keep my wife's name out yo mouth"

how do you recover and play this off

To be honest I hate Chris Rock's joke enough that I would never be in the position of telling it. Not because I find it offensive, I just think it's a lazy easy joke. I can think of a few jokes that make fun of her baldness that are funnier. "And Will Smith is with his wife tonight Jada, who suffers from alopecia. Y'know at one point Will considered shaving his head in solidarity, but in the end he decided it wouldn't be fair to all the other women he's seeing". That way it still mentions her baldness but instead it's about the even more notable thing, their very public marriage (it's public but you still have to be a 9.5 or above). Plus it doesn't rely on the audience having seen Gi Jane. I find reference jokes lazy. This person looks like 'X' other person? That's one of the first things you learn not to do. You have to dress it up a little. "I'm sorry Jada, I just got off the phone with James Gunn. They decided to go in a different direction..." I suppose that's still a reference joke, but it feels a bit funnier. Hide the punchline a bit, add some suspense, reference a movie that came out this century, etc. Strictly speaking, funnier.

If I were recovering in the moment I would probably say: "I'm sorry Will. We all make mistakes. Remember After Earth". Which I don't think is particularly funny because reference jokes I find boring but if you have no time to spare like I said, they're easy.

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« Reply #15989 on: March 28, 2022, 11:51:08 AM »
Transhuman: I know you would never make fun of a woman's hair loss issues but let's say you find yourself in this situation, you are hosting the oscars, William Smith has just slapped you and is yelling "keep my wife's name out yo mouth"

how do you recover and play this off

To be honest I hate Chris Rock's joke enough that I would never be in the position of telling it. Not because I find it offensive, I just think it's a lazy easy joke. I can think of a few jokes that make fun of her baldness that are funnier. "And Will Smith is with his wife tonight Jada, who suffers from alopecia. Y'know at one point Will considered shaving his head in solidarity, but in the end he decided it wouldn't be fair to all the other women he's seeing". That way it still mentions her baldness but instead it's about the even more notable thing, their very public marriage (it's public but you still have to be a 9.5 or above). Plus it doesn't rely on the audience having seen Gi Jane. I find reference jokes lazy. This person looks like 'X' other person? That's one of the first things you learn not to do. You have to dress it up a little. "I'm sorry Jada, I just got off the phone with James Gunn. They decided to go in a different direction..." I suppose that's still a reference joke, but it feels a bit funnier. Hide the punchline a bit, add some suspense, reference a movie that came out this century, etc. Strictly speaking, funnier.

If I were recovering in the moment I would probably say: "I'm sorry Will. We all make mistakes. Remember After Earth". Which I don't think is particularly funny because reference jokes I find boring but if you have no time to spare like I said, they're easy.

See, I would be like, "I've GOT to get me one of these!" and point to his wife's bald head with my smiling mouth agape, and eyes stretched open.  And I'd give the audience like 5 seconds to figure it out, then I'd go, "It's that line from Independence Day!  She's fuckin bald!"  It works.  Trust me.  I passed my comedy school mid-term on shit like this.

HardcoreRetro

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« Reply #15990 on: March 28, 2022, 11:51:14 AM »
I guess there are some hairlines you should not cross.

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #15991 on: March 28, 2022, 11:51:19 AM »
"Jada developed alopecia after meeting Will Smith, because he was in dire need of a beard."

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« Reply #15992 on: March 28, 2022, 11:52:01 AM »
I just can’t get over unhinged Deepwater and wrestling fan Professor Beef in that thread perpetuating stereotypes to say that yes, black people are violent and can’t fight that urge. That is…wild. Like, are they really that stupid to not see how they come off? And of course, neither will be banned for the deranged shit they were saying.

Good to know that violence IS the answer. Surely they will all apply this logic moving forward when a MAGA lunatic punches someone!

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #15994 on: March 28, 2022, 12:00:55 PM »
It is violence to use the blue shell at the last 10 seconds.

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #15995 on: March 28, 2022, 12:03:14 PM »
If you have a PS5 and/or a 3K PC = cracka

Is this like their ability to tell blood alcohol levels through computer screens?

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« Reply #15996 on: March 28, 2022, 12:17:17 PM »

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So Lord Tarquin held a decades long grudge because his parents tried to stop his Pokémon obsession and his “big present” wasn’t a game console? Fuck sake

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #15997 on: March 28, 2022, 12:20:14 PM »
I think a lot of people are defending will smith solely because of the color of his skin, and they feel anyone criticizing will smith is racially motivated.

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« Reply #15998 on: March 28, 2022, 12:23:05 PM »
Hey Era mods that obviously read this thread: account in junior phase isn’t an actual reason to ban someone. Otherwise every single person posting over there should be banned immediately since all accounts begin in the junior phase.

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« Reply #15999 on: March 28, 2022, 12:42:48 PM »
You can slap "junior account" or "history of..." on literally any account. I don't even know why they bother pretending to be transparent when most bans just vaguely talk about some past posts that they refuse to actually link.

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #16000 on: March 28, 2022, 12:44:35 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2022-ot-1-build-back-later.533906/page-124#post-84309217

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« Reply #16001 on: March 28, 2022, 01:00:42 PM »
If you have a PS5 and/or a 3K PC = cracka

Is this like their ability to tell blood alcohol levels through computer screens?

You couldn't pay me to care about these cracka ass PS5 owners.
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« Reply #16002 on: March 28, 2022, 01:06:17 PM »
i submitted a ticket to see what i got banned for, so they added a ban message:



"antagonizing staff," i think i underestimated just how thin someone's skin can be. and i haven't even gotten warned or banned in ages. if i had known i would have said something more sassy to be actually worth a perm.

i guess i'm stuck with you fine ladies and gentlemen in exile.

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« Reply #16003 on: March 28, 2022, 01:07:43 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-flash-enters-the-speed-force-in-%E2%80%98zack-snyder%E2%80%99s-justice-league%E2%80%99-was-the-most-popular-vote-for-the-oscars-cheer-moment.566897/page-5#post-84330307

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« Reply #16004 on: March 28, 2022, 01:16:53 PM »


i guess i'm stuck with you fine ladies and gentlemen in exile.

No one here is in exile, as a last resort crying about being banned from Reetahteetah.

Well, except Shosta but he's 12 so he gets a pass.

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #16005 on: March 28, 2022, 01:18:30 PM »
If you have a PS5 and/or a 3K PC = cracka

Is this like their ability to tell blood alcohol levels through computer screens?

You couldn't pay me to care about these cracka ass PS5 owners.

if you have a ps5 and are white what does that make you? a giga cracka?
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« Reply #16006 on: March 28, 2022, 01:23:44 PM »
i submitted a ticket to see what i got banned for, so they added a ban message:

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"antagonizing staff," i think i underestimated just how thin someone's skin can be. and i haven't even gotten warned or banned in ages. if i had known i would have said something more sassy to be actually worth a perm.

i guess i'm stuck with you fine ladies and gentlemen in exile.

You were one of the few good posters on that site.  RIP, buddy cracka.

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« Reply #16007 on: March 28, 2022, 01:26:53 PM »
i submitted a ticket to see what i got banned for, so they added a ban message:

(Image removed from quote.)

"antagonizing staff," i think i underestimated just how thin someone's skin can be. and i haven't even gotten warned or banned in ages. if i had known i would have said something more sassy to be actually worth a perm.

i guess i'm stuck with you fine ladies and gentlemen in exile.
Antagonizing the staff yet users antagonize yts  :curious

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« Reply #16008 on: March 28, 2022, 01:29:15 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-flash-enters-the-speed-force-in-%E2%80%98zack-snyder%E2%80%99s-justice-league%E2%80%99-was-the-most-popular-vote-for-the-oscars-cheer-moment.566897/page-5#post-84330307

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« Reply #16010 on: March 28, 2022, 01:47:05 PM »

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« Reply #16011 on: March 28, 2022, 01:50:23 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2022-ot-1-build-back-later.533906/page-124#post-84309217

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If gas prices and food prices continue to go up, Republican's could openly run in KKK robes and win the House & Senate with a larger percentage of the Latino & Black vote. Caring about democracy is frankly, an elite concern - there's a reason why support for authoritarianism all around the world correlates with lower income and lack of education.

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Well that's a fucking  :brain way of saying victims of totalitarianism tend to be poor, uneducated and exploited

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« Reply #16012 on: March 28, 2022, 01:51:20 PM »
Go jump in a bin if your argument contains "fake allies" or "white adjacent".

Unless you're arguing about color theory.

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #16013 on: March 28, 2022, 01:54:37 PM »
Transhuman: I know you would never make fun of a woman's hair loss issues but let's say you find yourself in this situation, you are hosting the oscars, William Smith has just slapped you and is yelling "keep my wife's name out yo mouth"

how do you recover and play this off

To be honest I hate Chris Rock's joke enough that I would never be in the position of telling it. Not because I find it offensive, I just think it's a lazy easy joke. I can think of a few jokes that make fun of her baldness that are funnier. "And Will Smith is with his wife tonight Jada, who suffers from alopecia. Y'know at one point Will considered shaving his head in solidarity, but in the end he decided it wouldn't be fair to all the other women he's seeing". That way it still mentions her baldness but instead it's about the even more notable thing, their very public marriage (it's public but you still have to be a 9.5 or above). Plus it doesn't rely on the audience having seen Gi Jane. I find reference jokes lazy. This person looks like 'X' other person? That's one of the first things you learn not to do. You have to dress it up a little. "I'm sorry Jada, I just got off the phone with James Gunn. They decided to go in a different direction..." I suppose that's still a reference joke, but it feels a bit funnier. Hide the punchline a bit, add some suspense, reference a movie that came out this century, etc. Strictly speaking, funnier.

If I were recovering in the moment I would probably say: "I'm sorry Will. We all make mistakes. Remember After Earth". Which I don't think is particularly funny because reference jokes I find boring but if you have no time to spare like I said, they're easy.

Yeah, while I believe the only 'responsibility' a comedian holds is to be funny and commit to the bit, it was a pretty lame bit that I'd expect to see as like... I dunno, a Jimmy Fallon opening monologue

Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #16014 on: March 28, 2022, 01:58:13 PM »
People go "Hey, maybe 'locked due to reports' is kind of bad if it means we can't talk about the thing the literal entire internet is talking about today," in constructive.

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I think you need to rethink the "we are locking the thread because of reports" approach.

This is a discussion forum and right now we cannot discuss the #1 topic everyone on the internet is talking about, and a topic the community clearly want to talk about.

Maybe consider the way you work with reporting too, I obviously can't know exactly what people report, but I see the stuff the people where whining about in the open in that thread, and I really am not sure its always the type of things that require immediate staff attention.

A thread like that should not generate so much work for the staff it becomes unmanageable.
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I agree with this. It is an enormous story and everyone is talking about it. It's difficult to understand why the thread has remained locked all day. I understand it is a hard topic to moderate here, but surely there is some avenue to a discussion of what will be one of the biggest stories of the year while it is happening?

I apologize if this sounds unfair to staff, I can't see things from your side of the screen. I would welcome insight to that perspective. I'm just saying from my perspective this doesn't make a whole lot of sense, and will hopefully spark some discussion on the "locking while we review reports" issue. I have read some of the posts staff have made in the past on this issue and I get the philosophy and respect the desire to protect the community from itself, but whenever we can't discuss *the* news of the day on our discussion board I think it's worth examining the sensibility of the approach that is causing the issue. Maybe there is more going on here than meets the eye, hard to say from the outside.

Speedy mod response, because it's another opportunity to talk about how overworked they are and skirt the 'maybe telling everyone to report everything all the time means not all reports need to be tackled immediately' statement:
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I think the reasoning is quite simple.
On any given day we might log on and see lets say 10 open reports.
This morning I log on and see over 70 reports...
That is just kinda stressful and will take so much longer to work through than a dozen open reports.
It is very much a case of, if the pile becomes too big no one feels like diving in anymore because there is seemingly no end in sight...
Not to mention if it hadn't been locked and if some reports hadn't already been dealt with that number could have easily shot past 100  and then all bets are off as to when we would actually get around to dealing with them all...

We're still collectively chipping away at them as we speak and once we bring that number down to a manageable level we might reopen the thread, but the larger the pile is the longer that will take...


i submitted a ticket to see what i got banned for, so they added a ban message:

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"antagonizing staff," i think i underestimated just how thin someone's skin can be. and i haven't even gotten warned or banned in ages. if i had known i would have said something more sassy to be actually worth a perm.

i guess i'm stuck with you fine ladies and gentlemen in exile.

That ban reason does show up on the post now, so at least it's now public record that mild jokes are perm-worthy. I am also just now putting together that Royalan's entire 'goodbye' post at you was made in a thread you wouldn't be able to see, having been banned, meaning it was just performative woe-is-me mod bullshit about you ruining his morning-after-glow from having kissed someone.

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #16015 on: March 28, 2022, 01:58:15 PM »
what if someone called him a distinguished black fellow

:confused

I mean, I guess famously Chris Rock does like black folk and does hate... wait, what the actual fuck?

Is this why these dipshits are going to hard in the paint defending this? Their 'right' to respond with physical violence if someone drops the n-bomb (and also their 'right' to drop it on anyone else)

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #16016 on: March 28, 2022, 02:03:31 PM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/good-prestige-tv-shows-without-sex.566527/page-4#post-84268030

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For me, usually the same people that don’t want sex in their entertainment are usually the same people that also don’t want to see same sex relationships in movies.
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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #16017 on: March 28, 2022, 02:05:13 PM »
I would watch a celebrity sex tape of Will Smith and bradley cooper.



 :phil

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #16018 on: March 28, 2022, 02:42:27 PM »
what if someone called him a distinguished black fellow

:confused

I mean, I guess famously Chris Rock does like black folk and does hate... wait, what the actual fuck?

Is this why these dipshits are going to hard in the paint defending this? Their 'right' to respond with physical violence if someone drops the n-bomb (and also their 'right' to drop it on anyone else)

They fantasize about this scenario.  They want it so bad.   They bought The Secret and keep posting about it on Resetera to try to manifest it.

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Re: Other Forums Containment Thread
« Reply #16019 on: March 28, 2022, 02:54:46 PM »
i submitted a ticket to see what i got banned for, so they added a ban message:

(Image removed from quote.)

"antagonizing staff," i think i underestimated just how thin someone's skin can be. and i haven't even gotten warned or banned in ages. if i had known i would have said something more sassy to be actually worth a perm.

i guess i'm stuck with you fine ladies and gentlemen in exile.

Skin so thin it could be classified as a gas.  Twitter also being batshit crazy is maybe the only thing that keeps any otherwise-normie types who still use that board for discussion from realizing how toxic and stormfrontish Reesetera has become.  Whole thing has a “violent cult” vibe to it.