I like the idea of spamming defamation lawsuits, like every celebrity is mashing QCF+P over and over, cutting off their own voice clip announcing it before another one has begun
*a big crowd gathers at the court*
"Hi miss, I'm here to file a suit against TMZ for defamation... Ok, Mr. Dicaprio was it? HOLD UP LEO, I was here first, I'm NOT the Zodiac Killer, this slander by Bill Maher must stop!
Move over Ted, I never trafficked any children from Hawaii like these deplorable people say I did. Goddamn y'all white folks and your petty issues, let it be known that I Dave Chapelle is not a transphobe and I was here first...
Let's do this responsibly people. I'm here on behalf of George Floyd and myself because I was and still am an American Citizen and filing this lawsuit is the right thing to do and...."
*press rushes to the front door before Obama can finish his sentence*
"WOW big crowd! I'm here to file the biggest lawsuit you've ever seen against the fake news and everyone else who called me all those bad things and RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA and Rosie 'O Donell. I call it defamation.
This will be the biggest court case in the history of the United States and..."