What ResetERA.com expected to happen:
Elon Musk: "Oh god please don't delist us, I was only trying to seize power for fascists globally."
Tim Apple: "Do better, or else, Elon, with great power comes great responsibility. Much like the late T'Challa, I don't take kindly to Nazis, consider this your final warning. I have all the Infinity Gems already, I just need to place them in my Infinity Gauntlet."
Elon Musk: "Yes, yes, absolutely, I will make sure there will be no freedom from consequences, my fingers are not crossed, I am weak and pathetic like all fascists, please don't kill me."
What Happened Based On EXCLUSIVE Internal Spies EXCLUSIVE To The Bire (CONFIRMED TRANSCRIPT):
Tim Apple: "Hi, Elon, thanks for coming."
Elon Musk: "I should have never tried to buy this stupid thing, what a mess. Who knew!"
Tim Apple: "I agree."
Elon Musk: "Oh, well, what can you do now, got to make it work somehow I suppose."
Tim Apple: "I agree."
Elon Musk: "Anyway, I don't remember what this dispute is about that I learned about from some random guy tweeting at me, we don't make any money anyway so what does your share matter?"
Tim Apple: "I agree."
Elon Musk: "Great, hey, check out this meme I just got, it's a Walrus wearing a swastika arm band and a pirate hat eating a pineapple and it says "WOKE REEEEEEE FART" on it, these guys are so fucking funny. Oh! HA! L O FUCKING L, here's another one it has a dog..."
Tim Apple: "Thanks for coming, Elon."