I will not be posting any highlights because it's just too good to spoil -
https://www.resetera.com/threads/hugh-jackman-is-a-treasure.670084/
What a miserable fucking place.
“Jackman a humbug, uncle!” said Scrooge’s nephew. “You don’t mean that, I am sure?”
“I do,” said Scrooge. “Hugh Jackman, a treasure! What right has he to be treasured? What reason have you to treasure him? You’re poor enough.”
“Come, then,” returned the nephew gaily. “What right have you to be dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You’re rich enough.”
Scrooge having no better answer ready on the spur of the moment, said, “Bah!” again; and followed it up with “Humbug.”
“Don’t be cross, uncle!” said the nephew.
“What else can I be,” returned the uncle, “when I live in such a world of fools as this? Hugh Jackman, a treasure! Out upon Hugh Jackman! If I could work my will,” said Scrooge indignantly, “every idiot who goes about with ‘Hugh Jackman is a treasure’ on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!”