my trans daughter saw that post from Dylan, and was so excited she was practically crying. "daddy," she said with wonderment, "she's just like me. someone like me got her face on a beer can. maybe I can do that someday!" I said "maybe so sweetie, maybe so." she said to me, "daddy, can we go to the store and buy a case of bud lite? I have to support any company willing to stand up for our rights like this!"
I smiled down at her and said, "no honey, Anheuser-Busch is one of the top donors to the republican party, the exact people who are trying to genocide you. plus no daughter of mine is drinking that piss"