"My opponent is beating me 8 points in the public polls people, and you're telling me the internal polls are worse? What do I pay you for?"
"I'm sorry but we..."
"PRONOUNS!!!"
"I'm sorry again, I'm a he/him and we have no idea how to turn this around before 2024 Madam Vice President. Maybe if we started to focus on things like the economy and migration it might work.
People also respond well to our moderate message on abortion it seems."
"Yeah about that, we need to change that so that it is changed and that change will pave the way for more changes.
We should focus our message on late term abortions, like the latest term possible to show the young birthing people out there that you can indeed abort at any time and any place.
I thought up a name of this campaign myself, we'll call it: "It's never too late!" "
"That's an interesting idea madam Vice President but that would all be for nothing with polls like these"
"How about we throw him in jail? Surely Joe owes me that."
"Well, we came up with something, it's a long shot but it might work. We again need the full cooperation of the media and big tech though, including Google."
"We went over this Bob, the President won't have us shoot him"
"No, it's something else. Remember how 2 years ago we noticed he took all those trinkets, pictures and souvenirs from the White House, like the model of the plane and the letters from other world leaders?"
"Yeah, all that junk, I told you to set whatever he left behind on fire, remember?"
"Yes, well this is a great opportunity for us. What if we claimed that what he took was all classified perhaps at the highest levels. I talked to Dave who is still on his secret service detail"
"Remind me, was that the one that tried to date Tiffany? Can we really trust this guy?"
"No, the other one. The one on our side. Anyway he told me all that stuff is at the Mar-A-Lago and he occasionally shows these things to his guests because he's proud of all that trash, much like he does at Trump Tower, he's kind of a hoarder after all"
"You can make it look like cocktail napkins, selfies and a photoshopped picture of nuking a hurricane are classified Bob? Because I remember that's what you told me you found when you went to check it out a few months ago."
"We're the FBI mam, we can throw up a smoke screen and make anything look classified"
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