Author Topic: Monkeypox Apocalypse | State of Emergency in San Francisco (Read 1453 times)

Nintex · « **on:** May 20, 2022, 01:50:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1527472115003400192

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james · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2022, 04:17:37 PM »

I'm going to avoid orgies for a few weeks just in case

BIONIC · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2022, 04:22:43 PM »

I too will refrain from intercourse with primates for the time being.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2022, 04:32:21 PM »

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #4 on:** May 23, 2022, 02:08:57 AM »

https://twitter.com/mi6rogue/status/1528260651612880896

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #5 on:** May 23, 2022, 02:37:23 AM »

At the moment /r/Monkeypox is full of preppers and concerned individuals

Once Monkey Pox really starts spreading, it will quickly flip to being full of deniers and/or people saying its a fake virus released so the dems can win the midterms.

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Future historians- please cite this post as: danson?, who is ted. 2022. "BIDEN-POX". thebore.com

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Nintex · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2022, 01:27:19 PM »

It's going to be fun when there's another list of things you should do and shouldn't do.

And it turns out very few people can stop themselves from fucking monkeys

james · « **Reply #7 on:** May 24, 2022, 12:34:15 PM »

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1528777157375320065

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** May 24, 2022, 12:46:52 PM »

We’ll know it’s legit when Mike Adams drops another banger.

https://v.redd.it/lli1fvcl9vp51

Tasty · « **Reply #9 on:** May 24, 2022, 12:59:17 PM »

https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/23/health/monkeypox-lgbtq/index.html

As if we didn't have enough to deal with

Nintex · « **Reply #10 on:** May 24, 2022, 01:16:42 PM »

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"In some cases, during the early stages of illness, the rash has been mostly in the genital and perianal area,"

Should've listened to Jorp

james · « **Reply #11 on:** May 24, 2022, 01:23:08 PM »

Quote from: james on May 20, 2022, 04:17:37 PM

I'm going to avoid orgies for a few weeks just in case

I tried to warn you all

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #12 on:** May 24, 2022, 02:47:06 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on May 24, 2022, 01:16:42 PM

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"In some cases, during the early stages of illness, the rash has been mostly in the genital and perianal area,"
Should've listened to Jorp

WHO January 2020 "No human to human transmission".

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #13 on:** May 24, 2022, 02:54:13 PM »

Waiting for the first pastor to blame this on the gays, followed by all the <15 year old boys in their church choir (and pastor) coming down with the 'pox a few weeks later.

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #14 on:** May 24, 2022, 02:55:52 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/Monkeypox/comments/uwu3fm/it_would_be_truly_awful_if_this_spreads_to_us/

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Monkeypox, despite its name, is believed to be primarily spread from rodents - which is the reason the CDC has had an African rodent importation ban in place since 2003.

Well, the "rattiest" cities are:

Philly

Boston

D.C.

NYC

Two of those cities have monkeypox cases. If this got into and spread amongst those metropolitan rat populations, able to then be given back to humans, it would gain a foothold that would literally never go away.

james · « **Reply #15 on:** May 24, 2022, 03:02:08 PM »

Monkeypox in rats would be a good thing, they would finally have to get the rat population under control.

Hopefully by releasing thousands of cats

james · « **Reply #16 on:** May 24, 2022, 10:45:45 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1529197895869730817

benjipwns · « **Reply #17 on:** May 25, 2022, 10:55:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1529114326149304320

james · « **Reply #18 on:** May 26, 2022, 02:22:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1529853045886140416

Nintex · « **Reply #19 on:** May 26, 2022, 02:29:32 PM »

I know times are bad but don't fuck monkeys if you can't afford your onlyfans subscriptions.

The crypto bois lose their income -> monkeypox

Has anyone considered infecting the Orcs of Moscow with this shit?

james · « **Reply #20 on:** May 27, 2022, 05:09:38 PM »

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1530277066758926345

BIONIC · « **Reply #21 on:** May 27, 2022, 06:05:24 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on May 20, 2022, 04:22:43 PM

I too will refrain from intercourse with primates for the time being.

It’s been difficult, but I’m still staying strong.

james · « **Reply #22 on:** May 27, 2022, 06:10:09 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on May 27, 2022, 06:05:24 PM

Quote from: BIONIC on May 20, 2022, 04:22:43 PM
I too will refrain from intercourse with primates for the time being.

It’s been difficult, but I’m still staying strong.

I got invited to 3 holiday weekend orgies but I had to turn them all down

james · « **Reply #23 on:** May 31, 2022, 12:49:14 PM »

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1531492734728544257

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2022, 02:16:17 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on May 24, 2022, 01:16:42 PM

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"In some cases, during the early stages of illness, the rash has been mostly in the genital and perianal area,"
Should've listened to Jorp

james · « **Reply #25 on:** June 06, 2022, 05:10:01 PM »

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1533798678221279232

BIONIC · « **Reply #26 on:** June 06, 2022, 05:39:38 PM »

Can't believe monke took out filler like that

james · « **Reply #27 on:** June 07, 2022, 10:03:16 AM »

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The CDC on Monday ramped up its monkeypox alert to level 2 and encouraged people to “practice enhanced precautions” to stem the recent outbreak.

The new guidance includes wearing face masks while traveling, as well as avoiding close contact with sick animals and people, especially those with skin lesions.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/07/cdc-raises-monkeypox-alert-as-global-cases-surpass-1000.html

james · « **Reply #28 on:** June 10, 2022, 01:43:47 PM »

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Some people recently diagnosed with sexually transmitted diseases may also have monkeypox, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said, warning physicians that they need to watch and test for both since monkeypox can look a lot like an STD.

CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said some patients with monkeypox also had syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea or chlamydia infections. The rash that characterizes monkeypox can resemble herpes or syphilis, Walensky said.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/10/some-monkeypox-patients-also-have-sexually-transmitted-diseases-cdc-says.html

james · « **Reply #29 on:** July 08, 2022, 01:19:45 PM »

Oh fuck I forgot about this

https://twitter.com/ExploreLbry/status/1545449339589480449

chronovore · « **Reply #30 on:** July 19, 2022, 05:40:02 AM »

http://twitter.com/GNCordova/status/1548913235876753408

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #31 on:** July 19, 2022, 09:06:00 AM »

Mysterious rash on her face neck and back.

Tasty · « **Reply #32 on:** July 20, 2022, 08:17:08 PM »

Homos are fucking everything up

"Sorry guys my bad"

chronovore · « **Reply #33 on:** July 21, 2022, 10:02:39 PM »

http://twitter.com/freddygray31/status/1550056892566839296

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** July 24, 2022, 06:59:20 PM »

I just can't get concerned about this. Not only are my odds of contracting it virtually nil, even if you do get it you're probably not going to die. With covid I at least felt like ok this shit is legit and killing people, I took precautions, etc. But this...

Nintex · « **Reply #35 on:** July 24, 2022, 07:10:12 PM »

A funny coincidence they were researching this in the virology lab in Wuhan

Potato · « **Reply #36 on:** July 25, 2022, 03:05:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 24, 2022, 06:59:20 PM

I just can't get concerned about this. Not only are my odds of contracting it virtually nil, even if you do get it you're probably not going to die. With covid I at least felt like ok this shit is legit and killing people, I took precautions, etc. But this...

Maybe there's some behavioural factors at play here...

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A new research paper on 528 monkeypox cases in 16 countries lays out that 98% of the people infected were gay or bisexual men, 75% of them were white, and 41% had HIV. No women were among the cases, and 95% of cases were thought to be linked to sexual transmission.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #37 on:** July 25, 2022, 04:00:39 PM »

"75% of them were white"

Holy shit, Resetera was right about the whites not cleaning their meat. Fucked up.

Nintex · « **Reply #38 on:** July 25, 2022, 07:36:34 PM »

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A new research paper on 528 monkeypox cases in 16 countries lays out that 98% of the people infected were gay or bisexual men, 75% of them were white, and 41% had HIV. No women were among the cases, and 95% of cases were thought to be linked to sexual transmission.

I've got news about the remaining 2%

james · « **Reply #39 on:** July 25, 2022, 08:15:19 PM »

It's not gay if you're pounding into an ass and you can't see their face

chronovore · « **Reply #40 on:** July 25, 2022, 08:22:00 PM »

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/first-case-monkeypox-japan-detected-tokyo-ntv-citing-govt-source-2022-07-25/

First case detected in Japan. Even so, the HIPPA equivalent has at least done its work correctly for once: "The official did not elaborate on the nature of the contact and declined to specify the Tokyo resident's nationality."

chronovore · « **Reply #41 on:** July 26, 2022, 06:52:26 PM »

http://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551000048711843840

Tasty · « **Reply #42 on:** July 26, 2022, 07:17:19 PM »

Isn't that toxoplasmosis

Nintex · « **Reply #43 on:** July 26, 2022, 07:31:32 PM »

The dozen or so follow up tweets are much better

https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551000052788654080

https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551002189153198080

chronovore · « **Reply #44 on:** July 26, 2022, 09:28:18 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on July 26, 2022, 07:31:32 PM

The dozen or so follow up tweets are much better

https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551000052788654080

https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1551002189153198080

Yeah, sorry; meant to post "Thread."

benjipwns · « **Reply #45 on:** July 27, 2022, 04:37:23 AM »

https://twitter.com/NYCHealthCommr/status/1552030247691894785

Nintex · « **Reply #46 on:** July 27, 2022, 04:53:17 AM »

MPV

MyPenisVirus

james · « **Reply #47 on:** July 28, 2022, 03:01:10 PM »

The tracker is back

https://twitter.com/BNOFeed/status/1552410200111517696

james · « **Reply #48 on:** July 28, 2022, 03:08:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/sheologian/status/1552649057029455873

Nintex · « **Reply #49 on:** July 28, 2022, 04:48:59 PM »

"massage therapist"

Nintex · « **Reply #50 on:** July 29, 2022, 02:21:41 AM »

https://twitter.com/mask_bastard/status/1552829784597467136

Schlong Covid

Potato · « **Reply #51 on:** July 29, 2022, 02:36:59 AM »

For a deadset piece of shit, that was a pretty good joke.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #52 on:** July 29, 2022, 03:09:30 AM »

San Francisco declared a state of emergency.

Nintex · « **Reply #53 on:** July 29, 2022, 04:30:57 AM »

Has anyone actually died from ~~monkeypox~~ schlong Covid, will they fully recover?

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #54 on:** July 29, 2022, 04:46:49 AM »

Only in Africa as far as I can see. With proper medical attention it shouldn't be too bad. Africa's waiting on vaccines.

james · « **Reply #55 on:** July 29, 2022, 10:04:30 AM »

Symptoms are supposed to be really shitty though

james · « **Reply #56 on:** July 29, 2022, 01:23:03 PM »

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Brazil on Friday reported the first monkeypox-related death outside the African continent in the current outbreak, a 41-year-old man who, according to the health ministry

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/brazil-confirms-its-first-monkeypox-related-death-2022-07-29/?utm_source=reddit.com

Nintex · « **Reply #57 on:** July 29, 2022, 01:40:41 PM »

In b4 pictures of Bolsonaro doing a thumbs up (with a visible boner) in his hospital bed

Transhuman · « **Reply #58 on:** July 29, 2022, 02:02:58 PM »

Thoughts and prayers to all the unprotected ass-fuckers and needle-sharers in San Fran. It's a jungle out there.

chronovore · « **Reply #59 on:** July 30, 2022, 05:37:37 AM »

Quote from: Potato on July 29, 2022, 02:36:59 AM

For a deadset piece of shit, that was a pretty good joke.

He has good writers. He’s a substandard thinker on his own.

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