Author Topic: If the power goes out, call the National Guard or I'll eat my family to survive  (Read 872 times)

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The Fake Shemp

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Ice is coming :-\
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demi

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Yeah it's getting bad here

I can't wait to fly out of here

MIAAAAMI
fat

MrAngryFace

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Washington State already had its DAY AFTER TOMORROW, UR TURN LOL :(
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TVC15

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Show me how you suck a cock.  Yeah, that's it.
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The Fake Shemp

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I can hear the ice bouncing off my house.  I'm going to be trapped in here with my family, I just know it!
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Yeti

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Yeah it's getting bad here

I can't wait to fly out of here

MIAAAAMI

take me with you, I've grown too accustomed to the nice Florida weather. this ohio weather is killing me.. :(
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demi

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mmm, yeti
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The Fake Shemp

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Powered stayed on, but we are buried in ice.  It's 10:47 and three people still haven't managed to free my stepfather's car from the driveway.  It's starting to get wet, which sucks, because it's going to freeze all over again!
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Ecrofirt

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It was sleeting here for hours. I was debating not even shovellng again, as it seemed to be doing a good job of getting rid of the snow for me.

Now it's snowing again really hard.

Fuck.
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The Fake Shemp

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I had no boots, me being a California boy and all, so I couldn't help shovel.  So it was demanded that I made hot drinks.  I threw some coffee beans into the maker, a very strenuous task and made coffee.  They were like, "WE WANT HOT COCOA!"

You didn't specify, bitches!
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Tauntaun

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Yeah the roads here in NY are pretty nasty.  I made it in to work ok but it's been sleeting all morning and is supposed to continue into the evening.  We'll have to watch the weather just in case we need to leave early (which would be nice so I could chill with mah boo  :-*).
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