The next Film I make

[FlameOfCallandor]

It's going to be a 70 minutes of nothing but woman trying to parallel park. It should be a pretty funny movie.

[HomShaBom]

Thanks for telling us. This is so EXCITING.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I just wanted to let yall know that after I win sundance I won't forget about you little people, no matter how insignificant you are.

[Tauntaun]

At the end of the movie you should have a jedi come and help the lady park then totally chop her up and fly away.  That'd pwn.   

[FlameOfCallandor]

At the end of the movie you should have a jedi come and help the lady park then totally chop her up and fly away.  That'd pwn.   

What if the jedi just helps her park. OH wait!! what if a pack of ewoks, team up for hilarity and park the car together!

[Tauntaun]

At the end of the movie you should have a jedi come and help the lady park then totally chop her up and fly away.  That'd pwn.   

What if the jedi just helps her park. OH wait!! what if a pack of ewoks, team up for hilarity and park the car together!

YES!! They could be dancing around the car going YUB YUB and totally help save the day.  We're genius dude. GENIUS!

[FlameOfCallandor]

Dude! I fucking love that idea!! It should be a hidden camera show though. We watch the women try to Parrelel park for 10 minutes or so and then BAM 15 ewoks jump out of the bushes with spears and shit. They team up as a group of clumsy but ultimately lovebale heroes.

[Tauntaun]

Dude! I fucking love that idea!! It should be a hidden camera show though. We watch the women try to Parrelel park for 10 minutes or so and then BAM 15 ewoks jump out of the bushes with spears and shit. They team up as a group of clumsy but ultimately lovebale heroes.

I smell Oscar!

[drozmight]

The woman should have Lost style flashbacks as well.

*fails at another parking attempt*

*rising whoosh noise*

*alarm clock goes off*

*the woman's husband leaves her, she buys lots of cats and begins to drink*

*falling woosh*

*she tries to park again.

[FlameOfCallandor]

The woman should have Lost style flashbacks as well.

*fails at another parking attempt*

*rising whoosh noise*

*alarm clock goes off*

*the woman's husband leaves her, she buys lots of cats and begins to drink*

*falling woosh*

*she tries to park again.

 

[Mupepe]

It's going to be a 70 minutes of nothing but woman trying to parallel park. It should be a pretty funny movie.

This goes in the Official Misogyny Thread.

[bagofeyes]

You should make porn. Lots of cash in that industry.

[The Fake Shemp]

I remember when I used to go by my porn pen name of Fill Wederman.  It was pretty clever - nobody will ever realize it was me.

[FlameOfCallandor]

You should make porn. Lots of cash in that industry.

I'm not in it for the money!   

[bagofeyes]

You should make porn. Lots of cash in that industry.

I'm not in it for the money!   

Get into it for the sex then

[FlameOfCallandor]

 

That's a good point.

[FlameOfCallandor]

It's going to be a 70 minutes of nothing but woman trying to parallel park. It should be a pretty funny movie.

This goes in the Official Misogyny Thread.

If I do make this film the only logical climax is watching an asian woman trying to parallel park.